#family comedies

[doghowto]

Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!

[atomic-chronoscaph]

John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)

[gothamite-rambler]

That was actually a good deed, Jason.

Jason Todd walked over to Bruce Wayne scrolling through photos on his phone. He tapped the man on the shoulder.

Jason: You want baby pictures of Damian?

Bruce spat out his coffee in shock. Jason chuckled.

Jason: You have to pay me.

Bruce (frantic): You better not be lying to me because if you have baby pictures of him I will pay you whatever price you ask.

Jason: Um okay I have about 10 I can give you now so $10,000 for each one.

Bruce: Stay there, gotta get my phone and I'll transfer the funds to your bank account.

Bruce ran out of the room leaving Jason Todd with Alfred watching the entire interaction, impressed.

Alfred: Jason, how did you get baby pictures?

Jason: Remember, I knew about his existence before Bruce ever did. I visited the kid for the first 9 years before Bruce found out about him. Talia paid me to take photos of him for memories.

Alfred: That's very wholesome of you.

Jason (confused): I said Talia paid me.

Alfred: Money or not, you did a good deed. Now Master Bruce can have a few photos and trust me, he's been begging Talia for baby pictures for years. Be proud of yourself.

Jason smiled.

Jason: I appreciate you saying that.

Alfred: I mean every word of it. You're welcome.

[dailyflicks]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY — (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[filmgifs]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001 — dir. Garry Marshall

[toothybj]

Family Feud

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MATILDA - Directed by Danny DeVito

[kio49]

Love the idea of Damian just saying romantic/poetic stuff to Jon casually. Bonus points if he does it in front of his family like they're not even there.

Damian: *looking over case file notes* Jon you should stay the night I sleep better when you're next to me

Jon: It's cus of my body heat isn't it

Damian: No actually, you just make me feel safer

Jon: *touch* Oh...really...

Damian: Well I grew up having to be on guard all the time, used to sleep with a weapon next to me, but with you I don't feel the need to have my guard up, you make me feel at peace

Jon: *hugging Damian like no tomorrow* I love you

-the rest of batfam also looks over the same case notes-

Jason:... Do they not care that we can both see and hear them *looks over to Dick* Are you crying!?

Dick: You're not!?

[daughter-horror]

SABRINA CARPENTER

She’s got “Taste” in horror films!

Addams Family Values (1993)

Kill Bill (2003)

Ginger Snaps (2000)

Death Becomes Her (1992)

[georgeromeros]

The Addams Family - Season 2 Episode 29 (1966) Lurch's Grand Romance

[allwhiterain]

Bill Moseley and Caroline Williams as ‘Chop Top’ Sawyer and Vanita ‘Stretch’ Brock in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)

[doghowto]

Everybody finding just the right spot... 😺 Follow me for more dog & cat pals!

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Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams - The Addams Family (1964)

[gothamite-rambler]

How the Wayne family handles injuries sometimes

Bruce: My arm feels weird.

Clark: It's broken!

Bruce: Oh is it?

Clark (using x ray vision): I can see the bone snapped in half.

Bruce: Oh, that's why I winced earlier.

Clark: What the hell? Get up, I'm driving you to the hospital.

Bruce: Is the bone snapped in half or out of place?

Clark (sighing): Of course you'd ask that, it's snapped!

Bruce: Hm, I can pay the insurance, sure let's go.

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Nightwing: Okay, are they gone?

Flash: Yep. If we go around-

Nightwing (exhausted): I'm going to rest on the concrete for a second.

Nightwing fell forward to the ground and moaned in a mix of pleasure and pain.

Flash (horrified): Oh my god!

Nightwing (unfazed): I'm fine... they didn't break my hip too bad... just won't be able to stand for an hour or two. I can, but I cry for like five minutes. Can you carry me?

Flash (smiling): This was in a dream I had.

Nightwing (annoyed): Don't make it weird.

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Damian: Hello Jon.

Damian waved at Jon, a tiny drop of blood trickling down his arm.

Jon: Hey pal- Your hand is bleeding.

Damian: I got stabbed in the hand during patrol last night. I must've done the stitching wrong.

Jon: You sewed your wound?

Damian: Yes, probably missed a stitch.

Jon: ... Awesome! We should take you to the hospital though.

Damian: I'm under my father's insurance, but we don't have to rush. I'm going to buy us food first.

Jon: Your pain threshold is odd, but again awesome.

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Tim: Hey, question is the wall over there purple or blue?

Bernard (deadpan): That wall is white.

Tim: I'm going color blind again, freaking Fear Toxin. I'll return in fifteen minutes. Oh and I was in town when Batman and Robin were fighting Scarecrow.

Tim left the apartment, relaxed since this had happened three times at this point.

Bernard (hasn't told Tim he knows he's Robin): I should check what he does but he fixed it last time.

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Roy: There's an arrow in your arm!

Jason: Ah shit, there is.

Jason yanked it out with ease.

Jason: You can have this.

Roy (staring at the unbroken arrow): How strong... is your pain tolerance?

Jason: I died once so... super strong. I am numb to the pain... sometimes it feels good. Motto of my family.

Roy: Why have I heard... all of you say that?

How the Wayne family handles injuries sometimes pt 2

[dailyflicks]

WALL•E 2008 | dir. Andrew Stanton

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THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld