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Happy 4th birthday to the bug game of all time <3
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Looking back on Bugsnax after LIVING through a close loved one being a conspiracy theorist makes the Snorpy stuff hurt that much harder. Especially Chandlos talks on Broken Tooth…
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I DID IT!!!
TURN YOUR BOOPS ON.
Fine, come here pogchamp
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I’m a sad mobile user who cannot evil boop 😔
TURN YOUR BOOPS ON.
Fine, come here pogchamp
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Oh it’s been in the making since like… July or august 😈
Guess who was bullied into writing Scorpion x Reader smut!! This guy
You lean against the freshly dusted banister and sigh heavily. It wasn't like it even needed to be dusted yet, a good portion of the cleaning is busywork so you kept your job, though Scorpion seems to love the way the freshly polished wood shines and how bright the paint stays.
You looked down at the women on the floor below, two that laughed loudly and talked openly and touched. But you were the newest hire, and being so new you've yet to fully fit anywhere yet. No one you'd call anything close to a friend, no one to give you those light casual touches, those long caring hugs, those little bits of physical contact. Your jealously was palpable.
You don't really realize how much just a brush of the hand means until no one you talk to on a normal basis will give you that. Not that you blame them, mind. You understood, you can't quite blame someone that doesn't know you for not touching you. But the understanding never curbed the jealousy. There would be whispers you're an enemy or Dorothy if you kept glaring at girls like you are though…
“Well that's quite the expression” comes the voice of the person you never want to hear during your downtime. Your boss, Scorpion.
You shoot up straight as a rod and brush off your apron “Scorpion! Sir, what can I do for you?” the fact you didn't hear him approaching is a testament to how deep in your own thoughts you were, heels on a hardwood floor make it really hard for someone to sneak up to you.
Scorpion laughed “Did I startle you? Sorry” he wasn't, but it wasn't something he really needed to apologize for.
“No, no I'm sorry. My head was just in outer space is all, I'm sorry. I'll get back to work” you move to walk away, but he stops you.
“Wait, y/n” he says as he touches your arm and you can feel the tingles even through the fabric of your uniform “I wanted to check in on you”
“... Pardon?” Maybe it was your brain fuzzing up your ears to hear something you wanted to hear, but you could've sworn he just said..
“I wanted to check in with you” he repeats “You seem troubled” he moves his hand down to grip yours “Care to talk about it?”
Ulterior motives be damned, you were going to enjoy this human contact for as much as you could. And actually… it wouldn't be too bad to end up his bed. From what you've heard from listening in he was an excellent bed warmer. Your dry spell had been going on far longer than you'd like, his little pion could change that.
“I'm lonely” you bat your eyelashes at him, laying it on thick.
“Lonely you say?” He smirks and leans in “Well, I could fix that.. if you're amendable” he all but purrs l at you.
All the abuse be damned, Scorpion is hot as hell.
“Well.. I wouldn't mind you unbuttoning my corset” you smirk at him
“Well, if you're finished with your duties…”
You're in “Quite”
“Then maybe it's time your duties move to my chambers?”
“Lead the way, Sir” and away with the dry spells you're already getting excited from the idea of it. It's honestly a little embarrassing. Not enough to wipe the smirk off your face when you pass some of the other people you know aren't getting any tonight or haven't gotten any in ages.
He loves the door behind the two of you and struts himself to the bed dropping his red waistcoat along the way. When he plops himself down on the edge of the bed he spreads his legs and pops his top button, it's easy to tell what he wants. Made easier when he pat his thigh and smirked at you.
You dropped your apron and gloves on your way over and sunk down to your knees in front of him.
“Good girl~ now how about you show me how much you want to be relieved of that lonliness of yours?”
You smile at him “With pleasure, Sir” and you make quick work of his pants to rekeave his pion from it's containment.
In length it was nothing to write to the press about, but the girth… it was a little intimidating after so long. But you could take it.
He groans when you slowly let him into your mouth, taking time to get used to it so you don't gag along the way until you're all the way down. His fingers thread their way into your hair and massage your scalp a bit while you suck him.
“You're so good at this Y/N~ if I didn't know any better I'd say you'd been practicing for me”
Said like you were a chaste majden. Hilarious, but your mouth was a bit too full to do anything but barely laugh. If you didn't want this to be a one time thing you had to show him exactly what you can do. You hollow your cheeks and bury yourself back down to his base.
It became a bit of a pattern. This could be a workout- five sets of deepthroat, one set of tongue swirling around his tip, three sets of “don't gag” while he thrusts into your mouth. It's not for the weak willed of women, or the weak jawed. Speaking of jaw yours was really starting to ache so you hoped that change in moans means he'll either cum down your throat or pull out and finally put his dick in you.
And as if reading your mind, he tugs roughly at your hair, pulling you up. You gasp from the pain which seemed to fan the fire in your nether regions, you'd keep that little bit of information in mind for later.
Gazing up at your boss he was flushed and breathing heavy and… honestly it wasn't helping the ache between your legs.
“Sir?” You rub you hand on his clothed thigh, bringing him back down to reality.
“Strip yourself, I'd like to return the favor”
He didn't have to tell you twice. You thanked the three legged god that you're wearing your good undergarments, how embarrassing would it be to be wearing the unsavory ones today.
Your layers dropped onto the floor as quick as you could get them off before you allowed yourself onto the bed. He slivered down between your legs and grinned up at you. You close your eyes in anticipation and your practically drop when he, very annoyingly, bit your thigh just hard enough to hurt.
You'd kill him with your bare hands if you weren't so horny right now, and if that bite didn't rile you up more. He chuckles at your visible annoyance and you glare down at him “I didn't leave you waiting”
“That's because you're such a good girl for me” he kissed the bite mark “But me on the other hand?” He kissed a little closer to the place you wanted him to be “I'm a very” a little closer “very” so nearly there “bad” he bit down again and you aren't in the slightest bit proud of the whimpery moan you let out.
“Scorpion” you urge and he laughs.
“Fine, fine. Someone's needy”
You're ignoring the fact that's the only reason you're in this room right now, mostly because he finally moved that last bit to your vagina and buried himself in it.
You need to apologize for every single time you ignored a rumor, because you ignored it when people talked about Scorpion's oral skills. However, you think he's the only man alive that actually knows where the clit is.
Your moans are high pitched and breathy and you won't ever mention the whine you made when he stuck two fingers inside of you to anyone. He scissored you open slowly, working to make sure you were ready for his little friend to fill you up. With his skill it wasn't surprising how little time it took you to get to the edge. Just a little more, just a little more you could feel it was a few moments away.
So could the bitch, apparently, because he stopped right then, pulling his face away from you and halting his fingers.
You're going to poison him. You have to now. You're going to go straight to Green and ask her how to brew the perfect poison do you can murder him for not letting you finish.
“Wha- Why'd you-” he's laughing. He just denied you of the biggest orgasm you've had in months and he's laughing.
“Aw come on now, I can't have you tapping out just yet now can I?” He asked patronizingly “not when you aren't filled yet”
Oh, he's decided to cum inside of you. You forgot about that little tendency of his everyone mentioned.
“You're not doing enough fucking for someone that wants to fill me”
“Oh what a filthy mouth you have Y/N~ and here I thought you were a good girl for me. Guess that means I have to throw that mercy away for now, hm?”
“This was merciful?”
“Like you wouldn't believe… but if you apologize now I might just be kind to you again” he trails his hand from your hip to your throat “If you ask prettily enough that is”
Your eyes widen and his smirk gets a little sharper. Lust can make you do a lot of things in the moment. Trust your boss of all people with your life? Absolutely not. You saw the bone room. He's proud of it. You will not be in the bone room because of your lust.
“I'm so so sorry Sir” you swallow thickly and you're very aware of his hand on your throat. This is something you should explore with a friend later, but now is not the time so you give him puppy dog eyes and pout just the slightest bit “Please forgive my naughty mouth Sir”
He's enjoying the power over you right now, you can tell in his face. When he squeezes your throat, just the tiniest bit, you realize why Christianity calls lust a deadly sin. But then his grip loosens and his hand slides down from your neck back down to your hip.
“I'll accept, this time”
“Thank you Sir” you think for a moment for what he'd want to hear right now “You're so kind and generous my liege, I'm grateful to be in your incredibly capable care” if he doesn't know why you're saying any of that he's an idiot but considering his next move was to rub hip tip down your slit you'd assume he does.
“I think that's enough talking for you now, that's not what we came here for is it?” And with that he pushed himself inside.
Your eyes roll back, you really had to get yourself a toy if this has such an effect on you.
He started off slowly and he quickened his pace as you got used to his pion inside of you. It was so good. You have to get someone to do this more often with.
It didn't take long for you to give up on making your moans sound pleasing to the man railing you and just letting yourself be in the moment. Enjoy getting your guts rearranged by the rich blonde twink that's your boss and landlord.
This will have consequences eventually, but the girl who has to deal with those consequences doesn't exist yet.
Scorpion uses his thumb to rub your clit while he pounds into you. He's moaning something out about how well you're taking it and you getting pregnant, but the pleasure is drowning out his weird breeding thing.
It builds and builds and you're so close to that edge again, finally. Scorpion is too from the sounds of it. He's moaning god knows who's name but that doesn't really matter at the moment. What matters is that pleasure that's been building up deep within you, that edge you'd been approaching, it snaps and you feel the waves of your orgasm wash over you while you hold onto the bed sheets.
The orgasm is hard, it's powerful, its- well it's sort of like your bunk mate. Something you'll unpack later. It leaves you dizzy and shaking and gasping for air, Scorpion not faring much differently than you.
He falls onto the bed beside you and wriggles beneath the covers like a blonde worm, leaving you splayed and sticky and currently unable to move your incredibly shaky legs. You end up just laying there atop the covers. Post nut clarity hits you hard.
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
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While I do get Wiggle isn't a character for everyone it really funny to think about how she has a significant amount of haters...like her name is Wiggle Wigglebottom. She literally wiggles and sings all day and eats fruit by the beach, she plays a banjo and dances about, and people hate her game. They hate her whimsy and her style
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Squishy cloud wife☁
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scorpion is like if a guy and a girl had a baby
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I like hanging out with you, no Flynbat
You make me violent
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You ever pay attention to yourself going to sleep because you're bored and your brain starts slowly transitioning you into the dream? And like you try and fight off one dream because you don't like it but you end up forced into another?
No, you’re odd 🔥🔥🔥
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If we continue down the cannon non-Beetle path do you think they had to find Blue during the fire? Do you think they found her beforehand, or do you think Green only heard her while she was blocking the doors so Scorpion wouldn't get out?
Can you imagine that? Being Blue? Caged in some un-trekked part of the mansion only to begin smelling smoke out of nowhere? Perhaps a few others who knew the whereabouts snatching their friends from the cages but not lingering long enough to see her own weak form, or to help the others that don't seem able to walk without difficulty
Green hears her call out and she abandons her mission to keep Scorpion contained and she gets Blue and gets out, and Butterfly is so relieved to see them leaving the building
Alternatively with Beetle, they'd talked about it beforehand. Green told Blue about her plan to poison Scorpion and had Blue take their packed bags and the bug siblings and hide in the forest. But then the fires start
People running out, a flaming inferno replacing the place they once took shelter in. People running from the building and chaos spreading, but no sign of Green in the screaming masses. She knew exactly where they were hidden they'd planned the route a million times. And yet she wasn't there.
Do you think Blue knew? That the woman she loved was trying to keep Scorpion in there? Ensure his death? Or do you think she worried, for so very long, that Green was trapped somewhere, under a fallen beam or staircase or trampled and unable to walk.
Beetle keeps their eyes firmly on the door while Butterfly turns back to Blue. "She'll make it out, won't she?"
Blue didn't know if she could say yes
Oh yeah also I like to think before this the color duo would like make little jokes to each other about their hearts. Y'know, since they beat at the same place and all. And maybe post-Beetle Blue and Green are talking and Green smiles at her and goes "I knew you were alive because if you were dead my heart would've stopped" and Blue tells her to shut up
Both of them know the other would want them to live on
It’s 11 in the morning dude.
Anyways 🥰 I personally think she found out where Blue was. And planned to sneak down there during evacuation to rescue her before leaving
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