#fam: broke

[bovinomicon]

beau's birthday!

[confessionseddie]

It's a beautiful thing, isn't it? Having a crew like this behind you, even when things go wrong. Especially when things go wrong.

season 7 › season 8 requested by anon

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Maglor: this found family is about to get a found divorce.

[imageingrunge]

gorg..anyways wanna play a save like actually but the set up for it is so tedious in my head so ill spin her in cas n dream about it instead

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[leviiackrman]

SIMS 4 OC BUILDS: Hokage Retreat

As of right now, the last house of my current sims builds is the home of the Seventh Hokage himself! Mumma Chika and their triplets: Nori, Kyo and Hiro, all live in this modern home, located on the outskirts of the hidden leaf village for a bit of well deserved privacy. Although both incredibly busy, Chika and Kakashi enjoy spending majority of their time in their home - entertaining their rambunctious children!

Lookbooks: Ackermans || Rikihisas || Enatsu || Kyutoku || Olalias || Hatakes || ATLA || Ginnivan || Ishimoto || Drakes

Builds: Saitama Loft || Sunset Cosy Cabin || League of Villains Hideout || Tiny Treehouse || Maritime Villa

Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @greenecreek @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe @fenharel @imogenkol

[0multifandomweirdo0]

Sometimes, I wonder if Runaan will be disappointed that Rayla isn't the assassin he wanted her to be

[carl77fx]

This technically counts as an elimination, right?

(OBJECTOBER 2024)

[deus-ex-mona]

monachan haul has arrived ✨safely✨

[valeriefauxnom]

Shout out to the raunchiest joke I know of in the dragalia life comics:

...And it's all due to this one panel:

Now of course we can kinda get the flirty seductive undertone of pet names, etc with Leonidas' usage of kitten.

But oh boy, in the original JP there's a whole new layer to this. Leonidas asks if the fan is, of course, a 'neko' if I recall right. Neko means cat. So it's the exact same, right?

...Neko is also Japanese slang for what we might say is the, uh, 'catcher' in a homosexual relationship.

The first prince of one of the most powerful nations in the continent walks up to you, a fan and unintentionally asks that.

And how do his rapidly growing fans respond to this sudden very private question once word spreads? With gusto and great enthusiasm.

So yeah Leo had a big and growing bigger group of fanatics who heard that he'd all but asked someone if he'd bottom for him and went 'sign me up!'

Oh, Leo.

Edit: Oh no I forgot news of this had even reached Euden.... who ALSO doesn't have a clue what's going on in JP subtext. Save the royal family so that they're not gathered around the table having a very serious meeting trying to debate why the public is going wild over Leonidas' fans.

[bovinomicon]

brandi gave birth to a healthy baby boy named benjamin!

[deepwoundsandfadedscars]

Rad as fuck things I have seen/found today: a pronghorn deer went tearing across the field in front of me, been many a year since I've seen one of those around. And in two different places found a complete skeleton spine, one of which had both the skull, jaw and pelvis still attached. And last week I found a moose antler which I've been hoping to find for a long time

Oh and also the google maps camera car went by right as I was working next to the highway, so I might be on google some time soon

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

pretty sure that flight was enough to put me off from flying for at least a year/lh

[mcflysohigh]

Danny and Oti were my finalists ❤️‍🩹 those twos friendship was my most unexpected highlight from all this. Gutted.

[larytello]

Shadow The Hedgehog and Maria Robotnik accused of leaving Laryssa Pontes totally broken and without Christmas or New Year Eve celebrations this December due to annoyingly and unexcused high cinema ticket prices, more at 11

[leviiackrman]

SIMS 4 OC LOOKBOOK: The Ackermans - Margot, Levi & Zöe

First collection of OC Sims, and we have my golden child and her post-trauma family! This is to showcase their outfits, and their house will be a separate post! Hope you enjoy! Massive thank you to @shellibisshe for helping me sort all the poses and find all my cc! Ilysm shell🤍

Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @bbrocklesnar @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @nokstella @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @alexxmason @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe