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everyone drop out of college and quit your jobs we are losing our best fandom bloggers to the machine of capitalism
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Okay as someone who never did the solas romance in DAI but imported a solavallen inky in datv this is really how it felt 😂 I love tragic shit, I love it when a character doesn’t realize the path to hell is paved with good intentions! I love love loved the ending where they fuck off forever into the black city but why the fuck was Mythal the one who convinced him? Like 🧍🧍🧍 if they just cut that part out I would say it’s a solid ending
#kinda funny that this was a top post in the r/solasmancer sub to me#she does feel like she got cuckholded there for a bit :/#oddly enough this doesn’t discourage me from going back to dai in romancing solas#cuz I know there’s at least 500 different fanfics that write a better ending to it all 🧘♀️#da posting#datv spoilers#I see a lot of solas haters saying that Lavellen gets sidelined for Mythal n I was SO hoping they would be wrong 😔
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I finished Lady of the Lake (Witcher series) the other day and honestly?? It got me thinking about Taash and how they would’ve worked well if the stakes of the game were lower (we never get to explore their feelings on being a Qunari in Rivain thier problems with gender could’ve hit harder if we got more time). Like in Lady of the lake Geralt is meeting all these different characters and forming bonds while the main stake is finding Ciri. So much of the companions stuff just feels like junk filler you got to get out of the way to deal with Elgarnan and Ghil. The bones for something good is there in datv but it’s not explored in any meaningful way :(
EDIT: I guess an example I could give is what if solas incites a slave revolt in Minrathos increasing his strength and we need to find allies elsewhere like in Seheron. We know Seheron and the Qunari have been at war with Tevinter since forever and Taash is introduced to us then.
#nothing on heaven or earth can induce me to replay datv tbh…I think I’ll make up stuff in my head hmm#I was crying over angoulême and Regis meanwhile datv had me contemplating if I really want to save these guys#datv critical#does anyone get what I’m saying#taash gets too much hate but that’s not surprising giving the political climate#I can name several scenes off the top of my head that have worse writing than thier scenes
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running off to italy and letting minrathous get destroyed by a big dragon like this is for you Fenris 🫡🫡🫡
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Corphyeus did feel like a mustache twirling villain at the end of DAI but at least they gave him that cool speech "I saw the throne of heaven and it was empty! God is dead and we killed him! I will lead the flock back to the righteous path now that I know the truth™" but Elgarn'an and Ghilian'nan?? Their whole raison d'etre is 'blighted gods do evil shit' that's it. Meredith had a red lyrium Idol driving her insane, but that is not the whole reason she becomes evil. She had to witness her 7 yr mage sister become possessed by a demon and burn down her house killing her whole family in the process. That causes her to follow the Templar Order, gives her a very negative outlook on mages, and makes her strict in her governance of Kirkwall's circle because she believes she is doing the right thing by protecting mages from themselves. The idol just speeds up the process of her become more and more paranoid about mages, and one can argue, she wasn't entirely wrong about the mage situation in Kirkwall (see crazy serial killer necromancer running around for two whole acts). If they weren't going to do anything interesting with Elgarn'an and Ghilian'nan then they should've dropped them and focused solely on Solas.
#dont get me started on the executors plot point it adds nothing to the story and takes away a lot of complexity from the world of thedas#anything epler has had abt it sounds like cope!!#personally i feel DA games work better for me when the stakes are lower DAI was kinda pushing it but the way u act as a herald of a prophet#made it work it and the way the inquistor looks sounds and acts like some one no younger than 27 feels more believable#that they can be a leader of men BUT rook??#comes off as very goofy 19yr old giving life advice he picked up from reading how to win friends and influence ppl#the saddest part of all this is the elven gods couldve been SO interesting if they wrote the religious and political implications for it#cuz it was very weird posing as Neve's elven man slave when infiltrating the venatori cult#as they worship Elgarnan in all his pointy eared glory as a god meanwhile im just standing there?? second class citizen?? hello???#datv critical#datv#da posting
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Another thing that doesn't quite make sense to me in Veilguard is, what the heck happened to all of Solas's agents? Didn't he brag to the Inquisitor about how he had agents and spies all over Thedas?? But we don't encounter even a single one the entire game. What's that about?
#apparently there is one missable codex entry that explains away their absence in the laziest way possible 😔😔😔#i should've got the artbook they were a plot point in the art book!!!
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while i am having fun there are So many parts of veilguard that are for lack of a better term, cringe, to listen to. like the devs kept saying how they wanted it to be enjoyable for new players but sometimes its like they're catering to people that dont know what a video game is. why are the characters in game repeatedly saying that everyone needs to work through their personal issues before main questlines. every character therapy speaks it feels so out of place. maybe i just miss everyone being unhinged like in da2 (and being aware of their flaws but dealing with them in, my opinion, more realistic ways) idk. everyone is too self aware its very weird to me
#datv#this is why the I give this game a solid 7/10 comments feel cuckcoo bananas to me#this game doesn’t even respect ur intelligence!!! At every turn it’s calling u dumb and stupid#I had to turn off the audio i couldn’t even be interested in Neve’s story quest when it’s#Neve: ugh this passage to Aelia is blocked we have to find another way around#Rook: we need to find another way around lets look for the secret passage#I didn’t know I was playing Dragon Age: The Dora the Explorer Edition
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its kinda wild that all datv has done to most ppl is make them say ' i miss origins/2/inquisition '
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me: i sure hope the crows are not gonna be solely depicted in veilguard as a brave force who 'fight for all' when they are at their core a criminal organization who is known to buy children to indoctrinate them and turn them into assassins, by putting them in overcrowded warehouses and making them fight for scrapes in order not to starve, to later torture those who reach adulthood to finish their initiations and kill them anyways if they dare to try getting out
bioware: i cooka da pizza
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She even mentions Cullen being alive even if she had to put him out of his misery in DAI😔
the fact that bioware wrote in a line from harding mentioning sera by name about her being part of the inquisition despite the fact that you can choose to not recruit her which effectively overwrites a player's canon and establishes a bioware canon that sera joins the inquisition????? meanwhile zevran cannot even be mentioned by name at all !?!?!?
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Actuallyyyyy this would’ve been the better ending
I don’t want to tear down the veil in datv put that shit back up it’s literally the only thing holding the lore together
#datv critical#I remember feeling this way bc I didn’t want ferelden to be destroyed from no viel welp….#end of the game had me wishing the maker would come down from heaven and wipe everyone’s magic away
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I can't be the only one who thinks it's so lame that spite ultimately had 0 effect on lucanis whereas the writers made anders suffer for just wanting to live.
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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
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the ego that you have to have as a writer, to scorched earth destroy what has been left to you… in the context of dragon age too, where the player builds the world. to render every decision made as completely pointless and unimportant. it’s appalling. it’s pure ego
it’s an insult to the fans, the franchise, the writers that came before
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Dragon age fan type 1: I'm so happy party members say encouraging things when I'm in the fight
Dragon age fan type 2: I miss when my party used to tell me to kill myself
#dragon age#type 2 fr#datv had me wishing someone would tell me to kill myself instead of u need to do x y and z
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