#dont answer that cause i know some people dont but me and my bestie do so thats all that matters to me

[deepwoundsandfadedscars]

Rad as fuck things I have seen/found today: a pronghorn deer went tearing across the field in front of me, been many a year since I've seen one of those around. And in two different places found a complete skeleton spine, one of which had both the skull, jaw and pelvis still attached. And last week I found a moose antler which I've been hoping to find for a long time

Oh and also the google maps camera car went by right as I was working next to the highway, so I might be on google some time soon

[bibibbon]

Rewriting Besties au to fit the whole Pussycats is problematic...but one thing it hit me...does people, in canon, know Izu is AM´s heir or protege? BC I don´t think anyone ever had any proof of "AM trains Izu" bc that never happened, at least, not in UA.

So...I think Dabi wouldn´t think she is AM´s heir. Honestly, I don't think there is anything to even suggest AM favors Izu (boy or girl)

Or am I wrong?

I know Shoto thinks Izu is AM´s love child. Which makes sense.

But nothing suggests there´s favoritism...which is funny as Aizawa thinks she/he (my fanfic and canon) have le favoritism.

Hi @mikeellee 👋

I had to reread some of the mha chapters to see if the world knows if izuku is all mights protégé and surprisingly, No that information was never revealed to the public.

The mha public only know that izuku midoriya has a special power that afo and shigaraki are after. That's the only reason they didn't let him into UA and all mights name when it comes to the civillains was never associated with izuku and the power izuku has.

In chapter 306 class 1A and the pro heroes found out about izuku and him being all mights protégé through the letters izuku left everyone.

This means that enji also knew (kinda sucks that we never saw his reaction to that information) and when asked directly about one for all by news reporters he said that he had no idea about it and refused to develop the answer further in order to protect all might and izuku.

In my opinion, looking at all might and izukus interactions I don't think there is anything to suggest that there is a connection to izuku being all mights heir however, we do need to remember that this story is set in Japan and adopts the same social practices where nepotism is seen as an issue especially in the workplace. This means that seeing izuku and all might continually interact as they do (since we dont see all might fully interact with 1A and 1B to that extent) would cause a few eyebrow rises, accusations and theories as we see with aizawa claiming that all might favours izuku.

The whole shoto asking if izuku is all mights secret love child thing kinda goes to show the idea mentioned above and its a nice joke to the audience.

[chococustard]

Your Genshin kids are adorable! I love the Priscilla/Yuying/Claire friendship you alluded to in the last art dump (poor Diluc… your daughter just has an instinct for divine beings)

But on the topic of poor Diluc, how do their parents react to the friendship? Diluc and Wriothesley seem like they would be good friends since they have a lot in common but everyone else basically represents every faction in the game.

You got Neuvillette, a dragon sovereign seeking to judge the archons for their crimes; Zhongli, an archon who presumably destroyed Khaenri'ah 500 years ago; Kaeya, a Khaenri'ah spy who is a descendant of the man who founded the abyss order; and Childe, a fatui harbinger who fell into the abyss.

Would they try and keep it together for the sake of their kids? (I love the idea that the three girls are there going :3 while their parents are glaring daggers at each other) Would they find some sort of common ground? Would they recognize each other immediately but think the others don’t know so they come up with increasingly ridiculous ways to hide it? How did Wriothesley and Neuvillette react to the incident with Claire and Yuying? (Can you tell I like the angst?)

hi hi!! thank you so much im glad you like them!!! bc we have limited knowledge atm there's a lot of questions posed that cannot be answered and considering how new fontaine is idk anything for sure //shakes hoyo

they try to keep cordial for the kids tm or at least not to be bad influences in front of them. extra notes under the cut:)

diluc met nv first when he brought claire to fontaine for a business trip and she just, drags in a half dragon to him yelling "i made a new friend!:D" then he met nv and he knew. just knew, these people ain't human. found out they're dragons. "great," he sighed once more.

kae plays his quartermaster persona to a t. when he first meets wriolette he puts on the charm. nv only knows him for via the knights and wrio rarely goes above ground. so like, they're cool with him. mostly. they both do questionable shit that nv can't personally approve of but hey. they ain't his problem. (on that note i like to think he'd be good friends with jean:)) (does nv know about kaeya's khaenrian blood? does he know about khaenri'ah in general? i dont have him)

kaeya and wrio has this, kind of friendship that's like, there's a tension there. they're both people with reputations, but also, like that tm. they're cordial and they get along but there's. SOMETHING.

meanwhile diluc meeting wrio? he's ELATED. man has good taste in tea. they spar sometimes. FINALLY, SOMEONE NORMAL.

wrio is happy in general his baby is making friends meanwhile nv is: to claire: good child:) to yuying, the daughter of one of the usurpers: hmmmm :| (he knows the child did nothing wrong and she's a good kid in general) contrast to diluc he actually LIKES childe. for one he helped with the narwhal thing, and the fatui helped during the crisis and childe himself never did anything bad personally so they're chill. he will sometimes humor his requests to fight if he's free. then decks him. the adeptus power up juice doesn't help much rip. the girls like to play with his hair.

zhongli knows kaeya's khaenrian. kaeya at some point finds out zhongli is rex lapis. they. they have to keep it together. one of them is under nda. outside of that, there's a reason kaeya is liked by the old timers of mond.

zhongli and nv:

nv finds out eventually. and for the sake of his daughter, dont worry about it. they'd bond over old people things probably. nv should meet yanfei and they should be friends if anything cause zl is a menace and they'd be passive aggressive w each other. (i need info but it would be so funny for their kids to go my dads stronger! and make them fight each)

via claire, AGAIN, she invites her bestie yy and the new friend from fontaine to her bday party cause SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. and those 2 non humans meet and GASP, you're just like me!

post accident tm, what do you even say to that. how do you even react to that

early on in yuying and claire's friendship, on a windy summer day, diluc slowly gets used to having to be cordial with a harbinger. a harbinger who who married a god. someone who will live longer than him. he spoke to childe, as they watch their daughters laugh and run through the grapevines, "one day, when i'm no longer around, please look after my daughter."

[emphasis-on-the-oopsie]

(Laying on my stomach and kicking my feet like we're at a sleepover) bestie you GOTTA tell me about vampire ian au. Is ada also a vampire or is it just ian? I need to know for research

Unfortunately ada isnt a vampire for au reasons 😔 it would be really cool tho

Anyway au where ian turns into a vampire, and most of his life doesnt change

(Or at least he thinks so)

(Under a cut cause Long and also vague mentions of assault)

He can't go outside when it's sunny (doesnt really matter, he doesnt go outside anyway), doesnt need to sleep (an improvement, he barely does so anyway), and while he can eat human food it's not filling and not nutritious (also barely matters, he mostly eats junk food cause he doesn't have the time to cook for himself). He didnt even turn pale like in most vampire media (i just dont like this trope in general, also i dont want to make ian White)

All that really changes is that he has fangs, and he has to drink blood now

He ignores the fact that his heart stopped beating cause he's dead, and how anxious he gets whenever he has to go out at night to check on his mom, especially near dark alleyways cause what if someone attacks him again

He keeps the neck wound hidden. It's ugly and bruised cause he was struggling and trying to escape-

He ends up drinking blood from blood banks, which he knows is pretty shitty but it's more accessible and he doesnt want to make people go what he went through

He only drinks a little at a time, and eats human food to make him slightly less hungry (very slightly)

He also learns he can hear other people's heartbeats from far away, which is very cool and useful for his job, but also very bad cause he's hungry and he can't just go and feed on the patients

ada eventually notices that ian's being more withdrawn than usual so she goes down to the basement to check on him

ian was planning to isolate himself from people by working so ada going down to the basement was Not good.

Ada asks if he's okay. He can't answer cause he can hear her heart, beating loud and clear

He thinks about his own unbeating heart

Ada tries touching his shoulder, but he flinches and moves away from her.

she's really concerned at this point, and ian is...so, so, tired. he can't really keep this secret anymore, and he needs help

he tells her that something happened to him, but refuses to elaborate. he says that he'll explain later, when the hospital isnt so busy.

Ian brings her to the blood bank, and drinks nearly an entire bag in front of her

So ian confesses that he somehow turned into a vampire a few months ago. He's been trying to feed himself without hurting anyone, but it's getting really hard to do so.

Ada stands there for a moment and goes 'okay i can give you some of my blood then'

Ian is shocked at how easily she believes him, and is torn between admiring and being concerned at how easily she offers to do this

(Ian: you believe me? Just like that???

Ada: you drank blood in front of me ian. Humans don't do that. With everything that goes around the hospital i stopped being surprised)

After a talk, ian agrees. But only if ada takes care of herself afterwards. He feels very guilty of making ada give up a literal part of herseld when she does so much for the hospital

(They use needles to do this because ian is not sure if biting her neck would turn her into a vampire or not. Also it feels Wildly uncomfortable)

Ian becomes....a bit overprotective over ada's health after that. He insists on buying food for her ("I don't need to eat human food anymore. Besides, you're giving me something to eat, let me return the favor), making sure that she gets a nap every once in a while ("I don't need sleep, and clearly you do"), and making sure she is as fine as she could be while they're short staffed

Ada tries taking care of herself more, but because she needs to be healthy to work and to be able to give ian blood. Ian doesnt like that she refuses to care for herself For herself but. Baby steps

Ian wants to cover her shift sometimes, but ada refuses. Ian isn't really good with the patients, and ada's scared that if edega sees her work less in the hospital he'll fire her. Ian doesn't like it, but agrees to her reasoning

(A part of him wonders if his overprotectiveness is part of being a vampire. He doesnt want to get possessive of her, but he's just so concerned about her)

(Ada sees the way he flinches when she moves too fast near him. She sees the way he tries to touch part of his neck but his hand freezes before doing so)

[fangirlstorycreator]

Hey Bestie 🖤 I wanted to ask if I could request a kk3 Terry scenario? Like we are really good friends, hanging out, having training sessions together and stuff. One night is an important event and he asks us if we would join him cause he finds those events boring and when he picks us up that night we are wearing a beautiful dress, our hair is done nicely and he is wearing a tuxedo and the little bowtie in his hair. We see each other dressed up for the first time and can't take our eyes off of each other. Maybe ending in some sweet, romantic stuff? Take your time as always Bestie, I just had to send this before I forget it 😬🖤 Love you 🤗

Of course bestie! I am more than happy to write this for you 🤗I hope you like it, love you too 💚💚💚

Ever since you'd known Terry, he was always a little ball of energy, especially at work. He was your friend for a long time before be offered you a sensei position at cobra kai, and now you were work colleagues, you were always getting closer and closer. He was always honest with you and confided in you when he was having a problem, and you were the same with him, you were inseparable. Even John could see how close we were, but you didnt care, you just adored Terry.

One evening as you were putting stuff away to lock up the dojo, Terry came wondering out of the office with a glum face. "What's up with you grumpy pants?" "Ah it's just, an old friend of mine has invited me to a celebratory event in the golden goddess hotel tomorow night" "The golden goddess hotel?! Well that's great Terry, why do you look sad about it?" "You know me Y/N, I'm not a big fan of places like that. Despite the money I have, the other rich people always act like snobs" "If you dont want to go Terry I dont think your friend is going to force you" "I know, I know. I will go because he has been there for me in that way before too, I was just....Y/N i was wondering if you'd like to go with me?"

"What you mean, drive you there and pick you up afterword?" "No, no Y/N. I want to know if you'd like to join me there as my plus one? You see every guest is allowed to bring one person with them, and I'd like you to come with me" "You really want me to come? What about John?" "I didnt want to ask him, I wanted to ask you" You could help but think that it wasnt really your kind of scene. "I'm not sure Terry, someone like me amongst rich, pompous people? I'm probably a commoner in their eyes" "Oh Y/N please dont say that, your not. No matter what anyone would think, they have no idea what an amazing person you are. Thats why I want you with me tomorow, your the only person who can make me feel happy and not out of place there. So? What do you say?"

You have a little think "If it will help you feel more comfortable Terry, yes I'll go with you" "Yes! Thank you Y/N" "So what should I where? Maybe a cute top and jeans?" He laughs at your suggestion, then rests his hands on your arms and says "Y/N, dont you worry about that, I have a plan". The next day, Terry was suposed to be picking you up outside your house about 10 in the morning, you see one of his cars pull up with a driver in the front, but when you open the back door, you see Margaret instead. "Oh? Hello Margaret, I was expecting Terry?" "Oh I know dear, come and take a seat and I will tell you what's going on" That's when during the car journey, Margaret explains that he has asked her to take you shopping with one of his cards to get yourself a beautiful dress for the evening. "He knew that if he came then you would politely decline like you always do when he offers to treat you, so he sent me to make sure you have a great shopping experience and actually buy a dress for tonight. So I'm afraid you have no choice but to get yourself a beautiful dress Y/N"

"I suppose your right about one thing, if he was hear I would have declined his money, but your not going to take no for an answer are you Margaret?" "Absolutely not my darling. Oh, it seems we have arrived. Oh and by the way, there is more money on this card that I can even count, so dont worry about the price, and Mr Silver also said if we both want to get out hair done too then we can" So Margaret takes you into one of the best dress shops I'm town, one you could never afford normally, and you have a little look around. Some dont suit your figure or skin tone, and there are some that look just plain awful. Until, out of the corner of your eye, you spot a dress hanging up on the other side of the shop that looked beautiful.

You decide to take one in your size and try it on in the changing rooms, and when you had it on, you walked outside to show Margaret. It was a bodycon dress with a slit on the lower side, so as you wear it, one of your legs and slightly lower thigh is out and showing off. It was a beautiful mixture of black and gold and instead of straps around your shoulders, the sleeves were against the outside of your upper arms, showing off your shoulders. And the upper part of the dress really accentuated your breats, showing off your hourglass figure. "Oh my Y/N, you look amazing" "Margaret, I think we have a winner" You bought the dress there and then, and once you had finished you both popped into a hair salon not far from the dress shop. They made your hair look beautiful, and you made sure on your way home not to do anything that would change it.

Later on that night your at your friends house getting ready, your make up is done, and your hair is still perfect as you pull on your dress. You wear a strapless bra so you can see your shoulders, and you pop on a beautiful silver necklace that very nearly sits inbetween your cleavage. The door bell rings and your friends answers it. "Y/N, Terry's hear!" "I'm on my way down!" You take one last look in the mirror before leaving the bedroom, and that's when you slowly start walking down the staircase. Terry is at the bottom as he sees you walking down, the dress, the hair, the makeup...it leaves him speechless. You can see he is wearing his tuxedo and a cute little white bow in his ponytail, he looks amazing. You reach the bottom of the stairs and say "Wow Terry, you look very handsome tonight"

Terry is still a little speechless at the sight of you, he cant stop smiling and watching you, but he shakes himself out of it, reaches for your hand and says "Y/N you look....impossibly beautiful" then he kisses the back of your hand, instantly making you blush. You both get into his limo and your on your way to the celebratory evening. As you both enter the golden goddess hotel, it looks absolutely beautiful, you cant get over how pretty and expensive everything looks in there. Everyone is told to mingle in the main hall, and that's even more bright and shiny. Terry gets you a glass of champagne before you both head over to his friend who invited him. "Ah Terry so good of you to come old pal. And uhh, who is this exquisite lady on your arm?"

"Mathew, this is my bestfriend and work colleague Y/N" You hold you hand out to shake his hand and he reciprocated. "Its a pleasure to meet you Mathew" "Likewise Y/N. My goodness Terry how did you ever manage to get yourself a bestfriend as gorgeous as this?" "I am just a very lucky man Mathew" he says before giving you a smile. But the nice words arent there for long, that's when a man and one woman walk over to you all, and they look very judging. "Good evening Terry, Mathew" "Hello Robert, may I introduce you too my best-" "Eh not really Terry, I'd much rather discuss some business with you" You were a little taken back by this, but it wasnt like you weren't expecting something like this during the evening, just not so quickly.

"Uhh Robert, that's very rude. My bestfriend hear is a guest and I'd like to introduce her" "Why would I want to talk to a commoner Terry?" The snooty woman deside him agrees "Yes, I'm surprised you brought someone of her type into this kind of establishment. No offence deary but we can sence someone of the lower classes from a mile off" You try to keep your composure. "How dare you speak to Y/N like that, she is the most wonderful, kind hearted person I have ever known!" "Oh that may be the case Terry, but we still do not wish to mingle with someone of her class. So? Shall we leave her and all get another drink?" Terry looks like hes about to charge at this woman, but before he does, you rest your hand against his chest to stop him.

"Its alright Terry, I've got this. Well if everyone is being honest hear tonight, I'd just like to say that maybe I wouldn't want to mingle with someone of YOUR class" "I beg your pardon? Anyone like you should be honoured to even speak to someone like me" "Yeh you say that, but why would I be honoured to be talking to someone who is rude, arrogant, self obsessed, patronising and as impossibly irritating as someone like you?" They all look at you in complete shock ,apart from Terry, who is just admiring you. "So? I'm going to take my drink and have a look around now. And maybe while I do that, you can try to learn the meaning of the word 'manners' and if you dont , then I am more than happy to teach you. Now, if you'll excuse me" you say before sipping your champagne and walking away from them.

Terry smirks at them and follows you out to where you stand on the open balcony, just looking up at the stars. "Oh my god Y/N that was brilliant! For so long I have wanted to do what you just did to them but I never had the guts! Your amazing!" "Well I wouldn't say amazing Terry, all I did was put them back in there place" "But it was awesome!" "I'm surprised you feel that way Terry" "What? What do you mean?" You turn to face him so you can talk to him properly. "I wasnt expecting you to be happy, I was expecting you to be angry" "Angry? What on earth would make you think that?" "Think about it Terry, your just as rich as most of the people in hear and just as important too. And I made an idiot of myself infront of all of them, i didnt want to-" "Hey hey Y/N just hold on there for a moment"

He stands infront of you, resting his hands on your arms as he looks right into your eyes. "Just because I have money doesn't mean I am anything like these people, and I never want to be. I like who I am, and I like who am with you. I loved the way you spoke to them, and I would love more than anything to see it again!" You chuckle before looking to the ground, but Terry smiles and lifts your chin up to look at him again, as his voice gets softer. "I don't want you to ever feel bad about standing up for yourself, it shows courage, and I'm glad I invited you hear with me tonight. Your courage in that room...its just one of the many things I admire about you Y/N. Your the strongest, most kind hearted and incredibly beautiful woman I have ever known....and just having you hear with me, is like a wish that finaly came true"

That was the sweetest and most romantic thing anyone has ever said to you and you cant belive it was Terry of all people saying it. There was no talking , just silence as you both look into eachothers eyes, tention slowly building. His hand rests gently against your cheek, and his thumb moves over your bottom lip in a feather like touch, then he leans down and slowly presses his lips against yours. It was so soft, so slow and yet it was an incredible kiss. His lips felt amazing as they touched yours and his tounge delicately teased yours as the kiss continued. Slowly pulling away from you, his hand still resting against your cheek, your eyes start to open as you look up at him. "How long were you waiting to do that Terry?" "Too long Y/N, too long. Come on, let's get out of hear" "You want to leave? But what about the celebration evening?" "I now have access to those perfect soft lips of yours Y/N, and I intend to take my sweet time, enjoying them....now come on, let's get back to my place" "With pleasure Terry..."

[taylortruther]

I just realized that I have no idea what I look like?? Like I know I have brown eyes and long brown hair but anything else, I don’t know- like I don’t know if my shoulders are considered broad or not, I dont know what my face shape is, I don’t know if I have a long face or a small face, I don’t know what my body type is, I don’t know if my nose is small or big, if my eyes are small, like hshshs it’s so annoying cause I’ll see TikToks that are like ‘ the hairstyle for each face shape’ and I’m like, I don’t know what my face shape is and I look at images and stuff and I just can’t figure it out 😭😭

Is this something that other people experience?? Like do you know anyone who has had these thoughts or is this just super bizarre? Sorry I know this is something I should be asking Reddit but Reddit scares me . You’re much kinder, but you can be honest haha 😅

ok first of all: DON'T FIGURE IT OUT! don't define yourself or your body by shapes, because i think you'll be happier and more confident in the long run if you try to understand your body intuitively and do what feels right to you.

ok here's more more detailed answer:

yes, i totally relate to this! because, frankly, most people do not fit into one "shape" or "size." like, i have multiple pant sizes. i have a strangely sized body: big boobs, small rib cage, curvy hips, no waist, and i'm short. nothing fits me the way it "should" and i know this is true for lots of people for various reasons. and honestly, thinking my body "should" look a certain way is ruinous to your self-esteem.

best example i can think of: i've always liked my hip dips. i never knew what they were called, and i thought they kinda made me unique and pretty sexy lmao. come to find out recently that "eliminating hip dips" is a HUGE trend right now, and lots of people find them ugly, attack them on tiktok and instagram, etc. i had no idea that there was anything wrong with them and fortunately i have some body confidence so i still like mine. but it's just... idk. that's what my body looks like!! let's just let our bodies be bodies as they are instead of trying to fit them into a literal perfect shape.

so TLDR: don't figure it out. it's okay. your body is your body and you deserve to look the way you do now, as you are, no changes and not strategies to look "snatched" or "ideal."

love to you, bestie :*

[cerealmonster15]

Give me A D and L of your Twisted OCs do it

ty for always enabling me and my twst crimes despite not twsting yourself kjdsfj 🧡

also tagging @cosmiccoincidence ty for the double enabling WOO

ok here's the sketchy whatever i did 2night, was gonna do some basic colors but i got sleeeepyyyy so maybe tomorrow ill do that lol

HEHFHSFEHFJK anyway. alda beloved none of this will make sense to u so ill try to give spark notes explanations as i go but. these two goobers are rsa [royal sword academy - the rival school that seems to be more based on the Good Guy™ disney characters rather than the main school's villains lol] students.

the very short summary is guy on left (Char - I looked thru sooo many names for him and that's the one i ended up on lol. some twst names are really on the nose like VIL for the EVIL QUEEN so why cant i use char!) is cater diamond's [a canon character who's said to have moved around a lot] childhood friend from when they were like 5 but lost contact w/him. Dañarte (literally not a name. it's spanish for 'hurt you' and it only came up/his existence spawns from a typo turned autocorrect in a message i was sending my frined and we just kept it for funsies and i made a character out of it lol 😭) is his shady cousin that has a charming friendly appearance but is going to cause problems on purpose bc hes a bitter baby or whatever.

i have a lot more details w/them and their connection with BESTIE CATER but that's not what the ask was about so i will HOLD BACK!!! for now.

ok answering the actual questions under a cut bc blahblahblahblah

A) Why are you excited about this character?

because!!! i see a lot of people make really creative twst ocs based off other disney characters and i think that's SO FUN!!!! i dont really think i myself am very creative of a person, but this was something i kinda got to have fun with. i had the initial thought with char based off one random fanart I saw like forever ago, so i borrowed the starting idea and then just completely ran off with it to do my own thing, SPIN MY OWN WEB!!!! [i think the fanart was like, just some random rsa guy recognizing cater; it was japanese fanart so i had limited google translate on my side - idr if the childhood friend thing was part of it or if that's just a thing my brain decided to fill in the blanks?? anyway i went from there / designed my own random guy / started LORE BUILDING and EXPANDING]

also their involvement is very much a soap opera esque TEEN ROMANCE DRAMA which i think is funny. a lot of this came from just talking to my friend in discord cuz there was no engtwst at the time and she was the only person i knew that i could talk to about twst, so even tho these are my characters, it's something that spawned from me going ham in our discord messages and us bouncing ideas off each other and just havin private fun. unrestrained goofs!!!

D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look?

HMMMM well according to all the doodles i'd compiled in one spot, it does look like i just went with my initial ideas for both of em and kept it. they r not that deeply thought out bc i am Not much of a designer - god bless the school uniform i could steal so i didnt have to come up w/clothes kfjlsdf. and tbh theyre pretty basic right now so for all i know, maybe this is the prototype. maybe they've yet to go through their first evolution. WHO KNOWS!!!! but in their case, their existence came more from the SOAP OPERA DRAMA storyline i came up with, and wasn't so much based on appearance/character design. i mostly just had doodles and sketchy concepts just so i could continue to doodle parts of said story for funsies to send my friend on discord lol

BESTIE THERE IS NO L!!!!! instead of asking u what u meant im just gonna assume u meant I since lowercase L looks like uppercase I 😌 SO YOU'RE GETTING I!!!

I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe?

ya lol. this 'story' is very much based off like a few lines of canon lore that i just SPRINTED OFF with. drag and dropping these 2 guys into the story - not really related to much of the main story, but just kinda there to cause more teen drama. for funsies.

ANYWAY THANKS FOR ASKING LOVE U BOTH BYE!!!!!!

[x]

[mell0bee]

3, 4, 18, or 27 for the ask meme?

too bad val i am answering all of them (also spicier ones are under the cut) (also ty for the ask!)

4. Minor character you are (correctly) obsessed with.

i am picking one for each campaign bc. hehehe (do i have a thing for unhinged women. yes)

c1: ok i know she is not so minor but ridley. i think she is my fav c1 villain. i love how she interacts with the party, she is literally the perfect foil to percy (like oh my god, you wanna talk about narrative foils, who is doing it like percy and ridley???), and she gets by far the most iconic and memorable death of any c1 villain imo. "percy's killing you, not us" has been burned into my brain since i heard it. i also think it is partially the tlovm effect, but she is highly underrated compared to the briarwoods like idk man i feel like nobody talks about her nowadays even though she was in tlovm!!! plus every single fanart of her SLAPS and so does marisha's halloween costume. in conclusion: i love her

c2: i would say astrid but she is too major imo so VESS DEROGNA. im literally obsessed with her what was UP with her connection to the nine eyes like what was her relationship with the tomb takers and WHAT was she even trying to ACCOMPLISH like GIRL and also the beacons and yeza like what was she trying to have him do??? was it just her or was the whole assembly in on it?? and then she just turns into a STORY HOOK and DIES and granted that is also a certified iconic cr moment but like girl!!! girl what!!!! NOT TO MENTION she holds the EXACT SAME POSITION delilah briarwood HERSELF held and we know NOTHING ABOUT THAT. i think she is for sure far more connected than people give her credit for and is perhaps behind some of the c3 happenings. she is the literal definition of haunting the narrative like bestie she caused the entire aeor arc and Nobody talks about her!!! girl what!!! anyways as u can see i think about her on a very regular basis tbh. im obsessed.

c3: marwa. i dont have a lot to say about her other than shes just like me fr and i hope that she is the shopkeeper they decide to befriend this campaign bc i love her

18. Share one unpopular opinion but it must specifically only pertain to Sam's ads.

I Did Not Like The D&D Beyond Presidential Race Bits (besides the one where ashley roasts sam). im sorry sam and liam.

27. Pick one character, ship, or party; and one song you associate most with them, and explain why. This song cannot be on an existing playlist from the main cast. It also cannot be We Have it All by the Pim Stones nor Dust Bowl Dance by Mumford & Sons; I love those AMVs but please think for yourself.

i mean like i have a whole post about bells hells as the oh hellos songs. i also do in fact have several working dedicated character playlists bc im Like That (including a laerynn playlist that is only mitski songs, aabria i hope you are proud of me). HOWEVER chasing twisters by delta rae is an imodna song bc 1) i saw an animatic of it (i am in fact not a free thinker) 2) yeehaw, storm, and undead vibes and 3) there are literally 2 female singers and the first verse is imogen (born with lightning in her heels, lost hope when she was still young, breakin' horses in the sky, chasing twisters in the canyon) and the second verse is laudna (notably has little soul left, idk if imogen is the only soul laudna has saved but she has in fact saved her) and 4) kiki hasnt watched c3 in like a year but she said this song reminds her of imodna when i sent it to her and kiki is always right. its so perfect sue me (also this is one of like maybe 3 ship songs i can think of lmao)

not nearly as spicy as the other one but this is gonna go under the cut anyway

3. Minor character people in the fandom are obsessed with that makes you go "them? why?

oh my god ngl i had to go on the wiki for this one. couldnt think of anyone off the top of my head. i dont think he counts as a minor character but yussa. hes just like. some guy to me. who keeps doing Wizard Stuff when he really shouldn't. and hes also a trans king ofc. like idk i like him, but idk why some ppl are obsessed with him.

[pinkseas]

[parasocial bestie] boutta send another ask before you can answer the previous ones.... bro girl (gnc) do you ever think about xiao post-teyvat... after lumine leaves..... like ive took an entire night just hours laying on bed once just to rot my brain on what's gonna happen after all that stuff i told u abt his ideal endinfg and shit i dont remember hhUEHAHAHAHGH BUT LIKE, THE CORE OF IT ALL that he learns and remembers lumine's words to heart; and there's the extra bit i said perhaps, on that time he won't have someone who had made his life a little better, no longer by his side, he would try to delve in a curiosity he had thrown away before. the desire to seek something new, something he used to have, put aside in priority for duty, and that he's not meant to indulge things like other living things do.

i love the thought that xiao takes the step of being in lumine's shoes, not entirely, but the mere concept of being a traveler. a wanderer. someone who's simply curious, who wants to explore what they've never seen. this is a life lumine is at her finest, other than the responsibilities she's weighed to. xiao would just want to Try and feel her experience. he'd leave liyue if only for a few days, still clinging to the thought of,... home? liyue finally felt like home than a place he's obligated to protect. and that's thanks to lumine too. his travels progress with ease with his own form of teleportation through the permit of wind, and he settles to visit,.. places. landscapes, nature,- to meet the people can wait later. for now, he's only here to explore and just... be.

it latches at the very center of my brain for weeks about post-traveler concepts like this like i DONT dig and do not like just outright Despise a xiao that misses lumine to the Extreme, someone to cling onto, because it defeats the purpose of him who's meant to be free and being able to choose. it doesnt mean anything about him forming attachments and loyalty, although hes still loyal to lumine in regards he sees her as a dear friend who taught him so much about life, the life he has and that he should cherish it. and he does, and will try, with all these little steps of moving forward without the hand that pulls you along. the people who cared for him who had been the hand that pushes along, will still push, but now all of his actions are made on his own volition. i just love that. i love that after lumine, he starts to live again. he slowly, but surely, know how to live.

so first of all "bro girl (gnc)" fucking SENT me im gonna cry why is that so funny to me i love that so bad

and second of all okay ngl i dont think about it OFTEN but i do. think about it. i Absolutely Do Think About It. and the way you've described it is flawless i have nothing to expand upon nothing to add no little comment to make im just. speechless. delving into the curiosity he had thrown away before. becoming a traveler, a wanderer. meeting people coming later, for now focusing on exploring, on seeing all that the world has to offer. still regarding lumine as such a dear friend. his actions being his own. learning how to live again. im going to lose my MINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

not getting too close to mortals at least for a while at first, too wary of the pain he's caused them before, too aware of the degree to which he will outlive them (those from the chasm are exceptions, and he'll remember them for centuries after they're gone, even if only in fleeting thoughts). but meeting some of the other archons. becoming closer with other adepti. a small circle, but a circle nonetheless. <- cannot stop thinking about xiao and nahida eventually becoming friends dorry i had to say SOMETHING. its hard to imagine him and the wanderer as Friend friends, but i can see them crossing paths sometimes if they hadn't already met through lumine, realizing fairly early on that neither of them are human, working together pretty well whether in fighting or simple exploration. sharing a sort of wonder at the world, a deep will to be better, knowing what its like to exist solely for one purpose and knowing more still of what it's like for that purpose to leave them, to be taught how to exist without it, to further learn themselves how to exist without it. idk. very different people but a solid few similarities in their lives. xiao albedo friendship i hope i pray at least eventually idk i think they'd just Vibe.

still thinking about xiao and nahida as friends. xiao knowing a lot about various plant life and taking care of it, nahida teaching him the rest and filling in the gaps when he asks. learning how to sew. learning how to best care for the wildlife. learning how to use his hands gently. they're rough and calloused and for so long they existed to wield his weapon, nothing more, but now they make messy stitches and pat down the dirt around freshly planted flowers and ever so carefully pet the stray cats he sees in different cities. xiao is not a weapon. maybe he never was.

idont even know where my train of thought is anymore im just. im just. im just. o(-(

[randomcontentdude]

People

Alright, im not gonna say "my mom" or "my dog" cause there's just one of them out there so I will mostly focus on friends.

Uni

Plurinational Friend: shes my best friend from uni, she's a bit older and we bonded because I used to summer in the country where she grew up, and then everything went downhill and now we are besties. I also know her sisters and parents. She's got like 5 nationalities.

Christian friend: we share one nationality, she moved here with her sister. Right now Plurinational friend can't stand her. Christian friend is extremely christian, we went to church together twice, she's been a great support for me and I really appreciate her, but I cannot force my other friends to hang out with her if they dont want to. She's a great cook since her parents used to own a restaurant of our shared nationality(she's got two).

Emo friend: we live together, we are both gay, he's got a gorgeous boyfriend that honestly im not jealous of even when he's got separately all the features I usually like, but idk, im not attracted to him. Neither am I to emo friend. He looks like he would kill you but its a cinnamon roll, he is everything im not and I dont mean that in a wishful way, I mean it in a we are quite opposite way, both physically and sometimes emotionally. I sometimes feel insecure when Im with him because he's got a lot of game.

King mate: She used to be close to us, now she's got a boyfriend we dont like and has established distance with us, and honestly she's a bit immature and I dont like to hang out with her that much anymore.

Ex-redhead mate: she's no longer a redhead, she used to be fun but now there's been a situation with a guy in our circle and things got awkward, she's behaving immaturely and I dont feel like dealing with her. Both her and King mate hurted my plurinational friend and I feel upset about that.

Snow white: it's allusive to her name and not a cocaine addiction, she's cool, we met her because of King mate. Emo, plurinational and I really like her, we have sorta taken her under our wing.

Ex flatmates

believe it or not this may be the most important group in my life, we do virtually everything together and even now that we dont live together, we see each other almost everyday, not seeing them for two days feels like not seeing a uni friend for two weeks. We all are foreigners too.

Cheesy friend: he is not cheesy, he's the oldest being 12 years older than me. He is a scientist and he's very cool. he's also my only straight male friend and one of my few friends who are males, so I feel some sort of a deeper connection with him because of this. he also loves food from my country so thats cool. He's the one who took us all climbing and he couches us too! in almost everything.

Monkey friend: she's the friend Ive known the longest since she was already living there when I moved in. She's a psychologist and she's very caring of me. She's also older than me but not for as much as cheesy friend. I love her deeply and I would say I sorta look for her approval when I do things sometimes. She's also very short hehe. I was supposed to move in with her until Emo friend got kicked off his aunt's place.

Equestrian friend: we didn't live together but we still hang out all the time. She's a friend of monkey's from back home and she's also a psychologist. She's taken me under her wing and I feel cared for too. Equestrian and monkey friend live together so I sometimes stay at their place, I even left a stuffed panda at their place.

Hometown friends

Foreign trio girl: She's part of our trio named after a mental illness, she never answers my calls but I know she deeply misses me. She used to live abroad but decided to move back home.

Popular trio girl: She decided to stay home by decision and at some point she was my closest friend. Now I feel she resents me for moving away and not staying with her, and she's even more upset I dont feel as miserable as she would have hoped. She does call me more than my mom tho.

Curly friend: This is the friend I got close with because our best friends paired up and left us behind. She decided to move abroad but way closer to home. I really enjoy her company and I feel thats she's someone tat truly understands me even we cannot always help each other, she has stayed by my side for so long and I deeply love her.

Childhood friend: She's been my friend since we were 4, and with our ups and Downs we've stuck together through the years. she also lives abroad now and really far from my abroad, but we are meeting at her sisters (very near of where I live in a global scale) this new years, she's also come to see me here and im just very glad to have her in my life, she's like family.

Disney friend: We met at popular trio girl's friend group. She is very wealthy but also she's very welcoming and kind. She moved to the same country as me, just a different city. We've seen each other here and back home multiple times, and im very glad I have her in my life. It is always so fun to go down and stay with her.

Unstable friend: I met her in French classes, she was living abroad but had to move back due to mental health issues. She's cool and brings on some unique vibe to the table. Right now she's studying in the suburbs of the same city as my Disney friend.

Absent friend: this friend is very particular, she's a party girl, she's a ride or die but only when's she's there. She's got some problems and our lore is so intricate it deserves her own post, and not for good. I can go months without seeing her but when we se each other is like nothing happened, we are fast to forgive each other. We met because she wanted to study in the same uni as me and her grandparents are our family doctors.

Others

Gorgeous gorgeous (gg) blonde: he is my crush, physically he is all i ever dreamt of. Sometimes i feel he likes me back but he said he doesn’t want to try anything out because he doesn’t know if he’ll be around in a few months since he wants to take a gap year.

[bandaidcrybaby]

Hi! I don't use this blog!

In fact, it took me 20 minutes to even figure out how to log in! I only remembered it's existance because some bot sent me an ask and it pinged the email I have to use for medical stuff- but i'll give the like. 6 people here, plus anyone who's scrolling through the blog for archival reasons, a quick update on myself and my life, because boy! was i wrong! and being told incorrect information!

So a lot of posts on here are tagged schizophrenia - a diagnosis that several of my doctors very well believed I had. Turns out, if you have been severely and repetitively traumatized for most of your childhood, your brain kinda. puts up walls and is functionally completely disconnected. and when you're a teenager and your brain is supposed to be growing neural connections between itself as it takes on its final leg of the growing journey, if there's Walls in the Way, it results in a degree of weird faux-hallucinations and outrageously unreal beliefs, the latter mostly from you trying to come to a rational conclusion for why you get told weird uncomfortable stories about yourself and are wildly unsure what the fuck they did to you in the hospital to fuck your memory like this. And the answer is nothing, you were in there for 3 days and just cried the whole time, the reason youre missing three weeks is, well. because you have DID. And apparently my therapist had been suspecting this since I was referred to him in the first place, since I was way too lucid and with it to actually be schizophrenic, but my former psych is also his bestie and had told him straight up "oh yeah, I know they were a conflict of interest, but. Its not every day you hear about the kinds of things this kid goes through, find out theyre true, but they only remember some of them at wildly different times, and then get to see DID form before your very eyes." and so on 2/22/22 I was handed my official paperwork because my team was like "i think we need to address some things." and uh. Yeah it came like a wet fish to the face. Turns out Antipsychs were causing half my balance and mood problems AND didnt get rid of the hallucinations because oops, thats not how that kind of 'hallucinating' works! that's the rest of your brain screaming for help! I don't really. publically say much about the kinds of problems my other parts cause for me. its not anyone elses business! you don't need to know! because all of me is Winnie! Regardless of how I choose to spell that or shorten it at any given time! (which is also not a parts thing, thats just a 'my name is hardly as important to me over who i am as a person' thing.) and yeah, I do have to own up to Dumb Shit(tm) the my other parts do regardless of the fact of if I remember doing it or not, because at the end of the day, I, as a singular human being, still did that thing!! I've kinda had to learn what's wrong and right, appropriate and innapropriate, and attone for such. People get very upset with me for referring to my parts as just that-parts. Lots of folk think that I should be calling them "alters", but that simply doesnt fit, for me. It makes the parts of me that are very clearly broken feel more separate, more defined-- which is the exact opposite of what I want. I WANT to be NORMAL. This disease is life ruining. I'm spending most of my adult life being up the shattered pottery that is my childhood- I don't want to be defined as pieces of a broken vase. I am defined as the Vase itself, wether or not you like the kintsugi is a You Problem. this is not your illness; (nor your version of the illness, if you, too, have it, as no two 'vases' break the same.) I personally refuse to not acknowledge the whole vase on any person who does have it. you dont throw away any pieces. that's not how this works. your arent 4 separate people jsut because you dont want to be associated with yourself. you break and mend and break and mend and cry and scream and accept and forgive and hurt and forgive again and become whole. To do anything else rejects your function as exactly what you are- perfectly human, an animal with neatly clipped claws and blunt teeth and marked skin and stands upright on its hind legs, defined only by its ability to create a taxonic system that cleanly defines it and then outwardly reject that very same label.

tumblr has a character limit, part 2 soon.

[sailorhyunjinz]

~𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 ~

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ; hyunjin x fem!reader, SMUT!! childhood!bestfriends, in vino veritas, sex under influence, summer!au, uni!au, drunken confession, (not really) mutual pining, explicit language, piv, unprotected sex (once again, a bad example! don’t forget the raincap in the storm), riding, kinda vanilla sex, uuuh,,, corruption kink if you squint, orgasm (m/f), cum, muffled moaning? (that is not the correct term but lets go with that)

𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 ; 2.8 k 

𝘙𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 ; ye ye thank u anon!! <3

𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘦 ; lmao i know he has dark hair in the picture but just imagine that he’s blonde aight also damnit wtf happened to that edge of the header picture aaah,,, im no editor u guys- also once again, the fucking title has nothing to do with the story, i just felt like it

holy shit now i understand why i dont write vanilla sex or like slow stuff,,, because it pains me with cringe- or maybe i get flustered,,, 

29. “Maybe I would like you better if you took off your clothes” ; The 1975 - If you’re too shy (Let me know)

𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 18.

Hwang Hyunjin.

You liked him in every type of way. You even liked the way his name rolled of your tongue like some kind of sweet mantra. You would have confessed if only he wasn’t your childhood best friend. 

“y/n! ready to parteeey?” he yelled across the crosswalk, holding up a slightly dirty tan canvas bag, the bottles of cold liquor clinking against each other as he moved, the green man lighting up on the red stoplight. His high platform sneakers moved swiftly against the white striped concrete, making his way over to you and stretching out his arms, catching you in an embrace when he finally crossed the road.

“i see you brought drinks even if it’s only a casual sleepover” you chuckled, patting him on the back as you pulled away, walking towards the direction of your house in the scorching summer evening. 

“of course, who said you couldn’t have a party with two people?” he answered back, slightly embarrassed by the way the bottles hit each other, causing other pedistrians to turn their heads. You shrugged your shoulders, looking at him as you walked closeby his side, admiring his profile and the way his blonde long locks were pushed behinds his ears, exposing his cute studded earrings. He turned his head, gazing at you to which you quickly diverted your eyes towards the ground below your feet, hearing Hyunjin giggle from your antics. 

“how’s your mom? she doing good?” he asked after walking a couple of meters, holding the bag in one hand and his phone in the other one. 

“yeah! but why do you ask? you literally messaged her yesterday” you smiled to which Hyunjin hummed, pouting and shrugging. 

“because she’s like my best friend,,, duh?” he chuckled, poking you playfully at the side of your tummy causing you to flinch away, you being rather ticklish. 

“hey! you can’t just make my mom your bestie, tsk,, stealing away my mom like that” you said, laughing in between words and noticing that the two of you were soon standing infront of your house door, the kitchen and living room window radiating warm yellow light and a silhouette moving behind the dark curtains. You retreived the keys that were in the pockets of your shorts, something you threw on quickly to go meet Hyunjin even though he knew the way to your house. It was just an excuse to be with him a bit longer. 

You put the keys in the lock, jumbling around as Hyunjin looked at you with glossy dark brown eyes, holding the bag with two hands in front of his knees. The door opened and the light shined on you, illuminating the front yard that was getting dark as the sun was setting. The two of you stepped in, removing your shoes and hearing Hyunjin place the bag down on the cold tile flooring moments before your mother walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of popcorn. 

“Oh hello Hyunjin! How’s school?” She asked, placing 3 pieces of popcorn in her mouth and chewing, her jaw moving from side to side. 

“Uni is going great, stressful but y/n helps me,,, kinda” he chuckled, scratching the back of his head and looking down at the ground, you playfully hitting him on his upper arm. Your mom smiled at the two of you.

“Don’t stay up too late!” she yelled as she made her way to the living room where your dad was lounging on the sofa with a cold beer in his hands, watching a game of football. 

“We won’t mom!” you yelled back, grabbing Hyunjin’s bag and waving your hand, signaling for him to follow you to your bedroom. He tiptoed carefully, not wanting to knock something down even though he’s slept over at yours well over a thousand times since your early childhood but still, it was in Hyunjin’s nature to be gentle and timid at first glance, another reason as to why you liked him so much. 

Your bedroom was nothing out of the ordinary. White walls filled with various trinkets, family photos decorating them. Your bed was big enough to fit two but you had a sleeping bag in the corner of the room from just how often Hyunjin would crash at your place. There was not much more besides a cluttered desk, your single bed and a carpet along with a white drawer and a mirror. You plopped down on the bed, feeling the soft material against your exposed calfs. Hyunjin knew what to do, grabbing and unfolding the sleeping bag before emptying the contents of his beige bag, multiple bottles of beer and cider along with a small bottle of pure vodka.

“Why the fuck did you bring vodka? You know my parents are gonna kill me if they find this in my room” you sneered, rolling your eyes at the boy that was sitting on the bedroom floor, mischievously looking up at you. 

“y/n you’re in uni, what are they gonna do? ground you?” you shook your head. 

“Yeah? or kick me out of the house” you persisted, tilting your head as Hyunjin looked around the room in search for a bottle opener. 

“Says the girl that puked behind a slide” he laughed to which you kicked him, causing him to fall over and you getting the final laugh. 

“I’m gonna go grab some snacks and a bottle opener since you’re too weak to open them” you tsked, heading towards the door and turning the doorknob.

“ppft,,, too weak” you heard Hyunjin complain as you exited the room, small steps making their way to the kitchen. You flipped the light switch, the grey lamp hanging from the ceiling, you witnessing the messy dishes from dinner earlier. You opened the dark brown cabinet where you usually stored your snacks, grabbing two packets of crisps and rummaging through the smaller cabinet that was home for the multitude of kitchen supplies your dad and mom like to collect. You found one, decorated with some picture of a sea, probably from one of dads business trips you thought, closing the cabinets and turning off the light, stepping back to your bedroom. 

“Here” you said, throwing the metal opener towards the blonde boy that was mindlessly scrolling on his phone, lying sprawled out on the carpet. Hyunjin dramatically clutched his stomach, acting as if he’s been hit with a boulder to which you scoffed, sitting down next to him on the floor and opening the first bag of crisps and being once again disappointed by the air to chip ratio. 

Hyunjin opened two bottles of beer, handing one over to you which you happily received, putting the slightly cold edge against your hot lips and drinking the bitter liquid, feeling it burn a bit in your throat but soothe it in this summers heat. Your face contorted into disgust, looking on the rather dodgy blue lable that was peeling a bit on the edges. You looked over to Hyunjin that was making a similar expression to yours, his nose sqrunching in that cute manner it always did. 

“aren’t we both like,,, too easily influenced?” he said quietly as you stood up, retrieving your computer to put on a movie. You nodded, giggling when you sat back down and placed the computer on the floor, typing something on your computer and pointing towards the screen.

“this one or,,,, this one?” you said to which Hyunjin pointed at the latter, knowing he would pick the animated movie, him being childish as he is. 

An hour passed and at this point the two of you were tipsy, multiple bottles making their presence known by standing beside you, all emptied to the last drop. The alcohol was flushing Hyunjin’s cheeks, tinging them with a light red along with the tips of his ears, your hearts thumping from how dangerously close his hand was to yours. You were starting to get tired, probably drowsy from the alcohol you thought as you layed down to which Hyunjin reacted, patting his lap.

“Put your head here, why put it on the floor?” he chuckled, his words slurring slightly. You froze, comtemplating on whether or not you should do it or if your heart could even manage being in contact with him. You cleared your throat, trying to get back to your senses. He was your childhood best friend for fuck sake. Shyly you put your head on his thigh, still watching the movie and trying to focus on what was happening on the screen but being completely lost in your own lewd thoughts, wondering how his soft lips would feel brushing up against yours, ctaching you in a hasty kiss. You sighed as the end credits rolled, seeing Hyunjin’s angular face reflecting on the screen and his gaze catching yours on the reflective monitor. Both of you burst out in laughter, the substances intoxicaing you into a laughing fit. You sat up again, pushing him by the shoulder and causing him to fall over with his arms stretched out to the sides, you falling closely to him and using his forearm as a headrest. 

“y/n, have you ever liked me?”

You gulped. Was it that apparent? You shook your head, mumbling a quiet “no” to which Hyunjin giggled, his chest heaving up and down. He messed with his blonde hair, pushing it back and furrowing his eyesbrows before relaxing his facial features, closing his eyes softly.

“i like you but maybe i would like you better if you took off your clothes”

You choked on your own spit, sitting up and patting yourself on the chest. It was unlike Hyunjin to speak this bluntly, especially about such suggesstive topics. He laughed at your reaction, acting as if he hadn’t just made you choke with only his words. After the initial shock set in you decided to play smart, if he was being oblivious so would you. You looked back at the blonde boy that still had his eyes closed, smirking and with a tone interlaced with pure erotic connotations you said;

“yeah? and if I did take off my clothes, what would you do?” you giggled back at him, feeling a warm flash of heat zap through your body and ultimately landing in your dripping core. Hyunjin’s eyes sprung open, the corners of his mouth curling upwards into a exuberant smirk. A million thoughts ran through Hyunjin’s mind. Should he continue the little game he had started or end it all now in order to save your friendship? But maybe ruining your friendship was exactly what he needed or more like what you needed.

The tall boy sat up, pulling you by your wrist and quickly pursing his cherry red lips, clashing them against the surface of your gently chapped pout. You thought you melted right then and there, taking in the scent of the boy you never invisioned yourself kissing but here you were, your lips pressed up against his. He grabbed your hand, encasing yours in his and feeling the warmth radiating from your nervous state. With a slight tilt of the head, Hyunjin could reach deeper inside your mouth, tracing his tongue over yours and pursing his lips causing a smooching sound to escape. Your felt his hot breath stroking your heated cheek, sending shivers down your spine. 

“a-are you ok, y/n? I’m s-sorry!” he said, pulling away and hiccuping after finishing his sentence. You shook your head, giggling which caught Hyunjin by surprise. You were ecstatic. 

“please kiss me Hyunjin, i’ve been wanting you so bad” you mumbled, Hyunjin’s jaw clenching in confusion. 

“me? i want you!” he said, laughing at your seriousness causing you to crack a smile, pushing him down on the floor and slamming the computer shut, the background track of the movie disappering. Now only the sound of the loud TV downstairs was heard along with your lips pecking Hyunjin’s. You hovered above the boy, your hands on either side of him. You felt your wet cunt aching for him, you wanted him inside of you and it seemed like you weren’t the only excited one, Hyunjin’s bulge growing bigger with every caress of his body. Your hands snaked down to the zipper of his ripped jeans, with a steady hand unzipping and unbuttoning, wanting to free him from his clothed prison that was keeping you from him. 

“Eager or something?” Hyunjin tsked, trailing kisses along your jawline and neck. You didn’t answer his stupid question. Of course you were eager, this was what you had dreamed of for years. This was what played out in every single wet dream you ever had. This was what occupied your mind when nothing else mattered. It was him. Hwang Hyunjin. 

Hyunjin bucked his hips upwards, granting you the honor to pull down his pants and boxers in a brisk motion which you happily took. His cock sprung free, leaking with precum embarrassingly enough causing you to snicker. Could the sight of his best friend make him this horny? You quickly moved aside from Hyunjin’s figure in order to free yourself from your shorts and white lace panties. The blonde boy was in a dilemma. He liked you,,, a lot, but you were his best friend. Was it worth risking a friendship for sex and maybe even something else?

Your answer was yes. Yes if it was Hyunjin. 

You straddled Hyunjin’s thigh, balancing on your knees and placing your hands firmly on his hard abdomen, positioning your hungry hole above his dick, the slit being decorated with a shining pearl of precum. Hyunjin’s eyes were closed in anticipation, his hands trying to grab onto the carpet on the floor, clawing at the material.

“you good? ready?” you asked in worry, thinking maybe he was uncomfortable. 

Hyunjin shook his head in agreement. He was nervous. If he opened his eyes he could cum by just the lewd sight of your pussy about to swallow his dick whole. He was adorable being this shy, always acting innocent but not really living up to that standard, at least not in this moment. You slowly sink down on his erect cock, Hyunjin letting out a hiss at the same time you gasped, slapping a hand over your mouth in order to not be too loud. The boy was stretching you out to the brink of completion, it was impossible to bottom out from the sheer size of his throbbing cock. Hyunjin turned his head side to side, his cheek coming in contact with the cold floor. He looked in pain, his forehead furrowing but he reassured you that it felt good, maybe even too good. Your gently bounced up and down his cock, with each thrust earning another groan from the panting boy. Seeing him lost in pleasure made your core burn with arousal, needing to chase your impending orgasm. The boy slowly opened his eyes, peeking at you rocking backwards and forwards on his cock, biting your lip and tracing your hands along his abdomen underneath his shirt. 

“d-does it feel good?” he asked in a dazed voice, striking a half smile as he moved his hands to your waist, simply resting them there. You nodded, lulling your head backwards, your tits bouncing underneath the fabric of your oversized t-shirt, hardened nipples poking through. Hyunjin drooled at the sight and the sensations. He had longed for this just as much as you had. Hyunjin’s hands trailed up your shirt, wrapping his hands around your boobs and harshly kneading them, the pads of his thumb gliding over your nipples. You shuddered, clenching around his cock, Hyunjin’s eyes shut tightly and his toes curling from the sensation of balancing on a pinnacle, tumbling into his orgasm. He couldn’t control his words, whispering your name out like a mantra along with the words “i love you”. Those were words you didn’t hear him say often. 

The feeling of his hot cum oozing between your velvety walls got you holding onto Hyunjin’s shirt for life, his hand gently placed over your parted lips that continusly spilled with whimpers and pleas. You looked at Hyunjin with lost eyes, your pace slowling down as you rode out your orgasm, thighs shaking involuntarily, giving up beneath you. Hyunjin lifted slightly by your hips, you pulling off him and with a thud rolled over on your back, laying next to him on the floor. The room filled with heavy breathing, sweaty bodies trying to find composure after the rather interesting orgasm. All your thoughts were in once big mush, hindering you from forming a sentence. 

“What now?” Hyunjin said in a sleepy manner, rolling over to his side and hugging you awkwardly. You didn’t know. All you knew that you wanted him. You were hoping he would become yours. More than once. 

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Time for Gentiste Origins chapter one! This covers vignettes of them meeting and developing a friendship/ attraction

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Genji: Ange- Oh. Greetings Ang: Oh! Genji, this is jean baptiste augustin! The medic I’ve talked about

Genji: An honor to meet you. Bap: Same to you Ang: If you have time, can you show him where the dorms are? Genji: Of course! Come with me! Bap: You are a veteran of Overwatch, yes? Genji: Yes. I have returned to help... for now

Genji: What brought you to abandon Talon? Bap: It’s a part of my life I wish to leave behind. Genji: I know what it is to leave behind a past you are not proud of. Bap: So, let’s focus on the future, hmm?

Jess: Genjamin! Genji: Good to see you, mccree. Lena: I have so much to tell you, Genji!! Em got a dog! Mei: Hi, Genji! Bap: You’re a popular guy. Genji: I’m exhausted

Genji: I’m going to show you how to remove my armor. I’m sorry in advanced. Bap: I’ll do my best. Genji: This whole front comes off in one piece this way

Genji: The main attachments are at my temple and jaw. Then this peels back

Genji: It’s shocking, i know. Bap: No! The way you talk about your body, I didnt expect a handsome face. Genji: [scoff] Anyway, next is-... And that’s everything. Bap: Oof! No problem. I’m begging you to stay conscious though

Genji:I make no promises. Bap: I need assistance. Stuck on the cliff. Genji: I’m close. Be right there.

Genji: well well well, you were not kidding Bap: harhar Genji: I’ve got you. Bap: Nice catch!

I’ce rescued many cats from trees.... you are slightly heavier Jess: I’m tryin’ to mop, Genj Genji: I’ll be quick! I need my juice!

[splatter] Genji: I’m sorry!! Bap: Run. Genji: What?

Jess: Don’t forget your- Genji: I’M SORR- Jess: JUICE! [bonk] Genji: Curse his aim. Bap: I feel bad for laughing Genji: no, it was funny

Bap: We’re going drinking if you wish to join Lucio: We need a cyberninja for the entourage! Bap: I owe you a drink Genji: Very well

Bap: There you are! I’ll block you, so you can remove your visor to drink. Genji: Oh! thank-you! picked up on that fast

Bap: You like being in the background. Genji: Is it that obvious? Bap: I’m a people watcher too! Come sit with me! Lucio: wh-what IS that??

Bap: I have to take this Sombra: Hey, Bestie! Bad news...

Lena: We’re headed out! you want Rein to grab Genji? Bap: Ok. I can stay. Where is he? Lena: Right here! Bap: OH! I can get him back. You go.

Bap: Genji [genji groans] Can you stand? Can I get a water? [bartender answers] A lightweight? Genji: I didnt used to be. I really havent drank in this body. It all hit me at once.

Bap: Genji, you should have paced yourself then! You could have poisoned yourself missing so much of you. Genji: I had fun! I wanted to... participate ‘cause you asked so nicely. you have a warm voice. Where’s my-

Genji: uwah, that’s better. I think i’m ok now Bap: you’re literally falling over. Hold onto me.

Genji: Despair. Jess: Here’s breakfast and ibuprofen. the essential

Bap:  This way! stay calm! Genji: Did I look lonely? Bap: Maybe i was? [blatant flirting]

Bap: How did you manage a busted lip? Genji: I’m very talented... Your office is depressing. I got you some plants

pharah: You overdid it again Genji: I did.

Bap: What’s wrong? you look upset. Genji: I know this is helping Hanzo, and this is what I wanted. But him wanting nothing to do with me... acting like I don’t exist. It’s um... It’s just hard. Seeing him. I dont know what i’m supposed to do. I dont want the team to hate him, but it is getting to me

Bap: You’re so strong. This is alot for anyone to handle. It’s ok to feel overwhelmed, Genji. Everyone is here to support you Genji: I’m sorry [sniff]

Genji: I’m sorry again. Thankyou for listening. Bap:You can talk to me, genji, it’s fine Genji: Compensation. Bap: WHERE were you storing that?

[reidsnose]

completely and utterly, wholeheartedly and hopelessly (spencer reid x reader)

overview: spencer helps his best friend talk through her emotions

genre: angst? and fluff

warnings: mentions of cheating, bad coping mechanisms, idrk what else reader being upset for a little bit

a/n: this has been sitting in my notes app FOREVER but idk how i feel ab this one im usually strictly fluff so yall lmk :)

masterlist

you hated talking about your feelings. you knew it was unhealthy to keep it bottled and and 'deal with it on your own' but that didn't stop you from doing exactly that.

the worst part about your feelings right now was that you isolate to cope with them. you didn't want to interact with anyone at all because more likely than not you would lash out at them on accident. it just slips out sometimes.

when you trudged into the bullpen with your head down and your hands fidgeting with your zipper, you didn't even notice all eyes on you. you werent your usual happy self. you weren't being loud, you weren't cracking jokes. you were just begrudgingly existing amongst your favorite people and they knew there was something wrong.

"good morning gorgeous, its a paperwork day! that means no traveling!" garcia informed you brightly, trying to lighten my mood.

"oh. cool. thanks." you answered back, flashing her as much of a smile as you could muster after realizing the harshness of your words.

she shot morgan a look, to which he raised an eyebrow.

"hey pretty lady," he began as he walked over to you, "whats going on? did you drink some grumpy juice for breakfast?"

"no. im fine." you replied flatly, making your way to your desk.

"what in the world.." he whispered to garcia, not knowing you could still hear.

or maybe he did know. maybe he was trying to get on your nerves. no. this is the irritability talking. morgan was just being a good friend.

you groaned at your computer, retyping the same password for the 4th time.

this time Prentiss shot you a look.

"is everything ok?" she asked, smiling slightly.

"yeah my computer is being stupid." you rolled your eyes as it finally let you in.

"oh i know the feeling. if you need any help-"

"I'm alright. thanks." you cut her off, eyes glued to the file you were working on.

JJ, who had witnessed the whole interaction unfold, stood with her mouth agape.

"spence, your bestie needs you!" JJ tapped his shoulder and motioned to you.

he watched your jaw rhythmically clench and unclench. your tell. thats what you always did when you were irritated or angry.

"hey y/n," he hummed, sitting lightly on the corner of your desk, crinkling some of your paper work.

"Reid! my files!" you cried, swatting his thigh. he got up and murmured an apology.

"are you ok?" he asked simply, crouching down to meet your height as you sat in your chair.

"why does everyone keep asking me that!"

you knew why. you were being a bitch.

"you just called me Reid." he stated.

"its your name." you replied, not meeting his gaze.

"yeah but you always-" he began.

"I'm not in the mood right now."

he sighed, "if you need someone to talk to-"

"i don't need anyone to talk to because theres nothing to talk about!" you interrupted, causing him to furrow his eyebrows at the tone of my voice.

'i shouldn't be mean to him. why am i acting like this?' you thought to yourself

"ok, ill be over there if you need me," he threw his hands up in surrender.

you mumbled an ok and went back to distracting yourself with work. you were so invested in filing these cases you completely lost track of time and before you knew it, it was just you, Hotch, and Spencer left in the office. you vaguely remembered waving goodbye to your other coworkers but you didn't remember it being nearly 6pm.

"guys go home, you've done a lot today," Hotch said as he crossed the bullpen, making his way towards the glass doors.

"yeah i will i'm almost done," you answered, not looking up from my screen.

"good night, Hotch," Spencer called from the break room.

you stared at your screen, eyes burning. you did enough. you cant escape confronting your feelings much longer. you sighed as you began packing up.

as if on cue, Spencer walked out of the break room with two cups in his hands, steam rising from the both of them. your mood softened just a bit.

"here," he handed you your drink which he had filled with your favorite tea and sweetened just the way you like it.

"you didnt have to." you replied, setting down the warm cup as you finished packing up. he mirrored your movements, resting his satchel across his torso before picking his drink back up.

"i know." he answered simply, a gentle smiling resting on his lips before he took a sip of his own tea.

"im sorry for snapping at you earlier." you apologized, finally meeting his gaze. his eyes were soft and sweet and you felt a pang of guilt in your heart as they looked into your own.

"its ok. do you want to tell me why?" he asked, walking to the elevator with you.

"no. yes? i dont know. its stupid." you replied, looking down at the floor as you recounted your reason for my anger today.

"its not stupid." he spoke softly.

you scoffed lightly, "you dont even know what it is."

"so tell me."

"but its dumb!"

"y/n." he warned.

"my ex boyfriend, Ashton, is getting married to the girl he cheated on me with." you sighed, walking through the parking lot with Spencer.

"ah so Trashton put my favorite ray of sunshine in a bad mood." he joked, breath swirling around the cool air as he spoke

you let out a weary chuckle, "its not like i miss him or anything, i just wish i had someone! not him- i just- i want- ugh i don't know how to word this!" you grew frustrated, furrowing your eyebrows and balling your hands into fists.

you knew exactly how to word it.

you wanted Spencer.

"its ok, take all the time you need." he whispered, leaning on the hood of your car. you joined him, resting as you took a sip of your tea.

"why am i not good enough to be loved." you stated the question rather than asking it, eyes filling with tears.

"you are good enough and i promise you that you are loved more than you know." he affirmed gently, turning to face you.

"do you know why we broke up?" you asked, knowing if you acknowledged his previous comment you wouldn't be able to continue without sobbing.

"because he cheated on you." he answered confidently.

"no." you shook your head, fighting back tears.

"what? he didn't cheat on you?"

"he did. and i was going to forgive him for that."

Spencer started getting riled up, "what! why? you're worth more than that scumbag! you shouldn't ha-"

"Spencer just let me finish!" you cut him off. he went silent, chest rising and falling more rhythmically than it had seconds earlier. "he wanted me to chose. him or you."

"him or me?" he furrowed his eyebrows, voice much quieter now.

"mhm." you hummed not meeting his gaze, your cheeks redder than you'd like to admit.

"i don't understand." he breathed.

"he thought i was cheating on him with you. he had no proof and it w-"

"oh this is all my fault. y/n i'm so sorry!"

"no! spence its not your fault!" you grabbed his arm to reassure him.

"it is! your boyfriend broke up with you because of me! and now you're sad and lonely and its all my fault!" he cried, looking worriedly into your eyes.

"first of all, i broke it off with him, he just gave the ultimatum. secondly, you did me a favor."

"how?"

"by showing me who i was really dating. a cheating, insecure scumbag who was quick to replace me when i left."

"i guess thats true."

"and id pick you over him any day." you admitted, looking back down at the ground. he nudged your shoulder playfully and you cracked a sad smile

"im sorry i made you sad and lonely."

"you didnt. id be sad and lonely anyway."

"why? you would still have a boyfriend if it wasn't for me."

"i don't want a boyfriend if it isn't you."

shit. shit.

the words toppled out of your mouth before you could stop them.

"what?" he asked, wide eyes and looking a little shocked. spencer was sure in that very moment that if he heard you correctly hed simply explode.

"i- no this was a bad idea. i just ruined everything didnt i!" you were speaking more to yourself, exasperated at your own stupidity.

"no," you felt him place a finger to your chin and lift your gaze to meet his, "im glad you said it because now i can admit it."

"admit what?"

"that im completely and utterly, wholeheartedly and hopelessly in love with you."

"spencer dont play with my heart like this. are you being serious?"

"yes. i am." he said with a strange confidence than you had never heard before. hesitant but sure.

"oh thats so lucky because i am completely and utterly, wholeheartedly and hopelessly in love with you too." you admitted, feeling about 100 pounds lighter, like you could fly. he pulled you into a bone crushing hug which you eagerly accepted. "i should talk about my feelings more often."

he chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to the crown of your head, "yes you should."

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Texts from the Lost Tomb, part 5.2

Also yes this is a 5 part story arc, why do you ask, no I’m not “avoiding real life work”

Main Chat

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING DRAGGED OUT OF BED AT AN UNGODLY HOUR FOR THE SAKE OF SOME JEWELRY AND FORCED INTO AN ADVENTURE

Wu Xie: And we are just so grateful you are above all that.

Zhang Qiling: You were fully awake and insisted we pack and go as soon as possible in case there was, and I quote, “more weird shit happening we can cash in on.”

Wu Xie: I mean it’s kind of interesting that the Zhang family sent a car for us. We could have driven. So what is going on there, I wonder?

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW FOR A PARANOID AND CONNIVING LITTLE SHIT YOU STILL RADIATE OBLIVIOUS BAMBI ENERGY

HATE TO BE THE ADMIRAL ACKBAR HERE BUT ITS DEF A TRAP MY BOY

WHY DO U THINK WE ARE MESSAGING AND NOT TALKING DUMMY

WERE YOU IN A TOMB ON THE DAY THEY TAUGHT PPL STRANGER DANGER

BUT NO NO YOU WERE ALL “LETS GET IN THE VAN WITH THE FREE CANDY AND PUPPIES I BET WE’RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS”

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IM LOJACKING YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME, SHOULDVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO

Zhang Qiling: I agree, in this particular case, with Pangzi. You should not have gotten in their vehicle while we were still inside the house. It forced us to follow you into the van to prevent separation, and they seemed to be expecting that. I don’t know whether Zhang Rishan intended this, but I don’t trust him.

Wu Xie: :( I got excited and didn’t think it through. I’m sorry.

Wang Pangzi: DONT YOU GIVE US THE BIG EYES WE ARE IMMUNE

MOSTLY

SPEAKING OF IMMUNE ITS REALLY FUCKIN COLD IN HERE AND UR STILL SICK, PUT YOUR JACKET ON STUPID

Wu Xie: oh relax, I’m fine. No fever at all today, remember? I feel a lot better, too.

Wang Pangzi: YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO HAVE XIAO GE INTERVENE

Zhang Qiling: It is odd to say this, but Pangzi is right again. You are barely back on your feet and could easily get worse again. Wu Xie. Jacket. Now.

Wu Xie: Oh fine. Teaming up on me, I see. Happy now?

Wang Pangzi: FUCKING ECSTATIC. NOW BACK TO HOW WE MAY BE PULLING A LI CU

Wu Xie: If it is an abduction, it wouldn’t be them moving against the whole Wu family—not with Uncle Erbai in charge. Zhang Rishan strikes me as someone who doesn’t make a move unless he is sure of his plan, and this is all a bit last-minute to be a big shift. Besides, they let Xiao Ge keep his sword and we still have all our phones.

Wang Pangzi: TOOK AWAY MY EXPLOSIVES THO THE BASTARDS

Zhang Qiling: In fairness, you were waving them around and yelling that if they tried anything it was going to be “yippeekiyay motherfucker all up in this bitch.”

Wang Pangzi: IT SOUNDS LESS COOL COMING FROM YOU. I THINK I SEE THE TEAHOUSE?

Wu Xie: me too. That’s Zhang Rishan on the steps. This must be urgent. Everybody stay shiny.

Zhang Qiling: I will be getting out first. Wu Xie in the middle, Pangzi at the rear.

Wang Pangzi: AND WHAT A VIEW;)

An hour later…

Main Chat

Wu Xie: Is everyone okay? I tried knocking but nothing is getting through, these are some solid walls.

Wu Xie: guys???

Wang Pangzi: OOPS PHONE WAS ON SILENT AND I WAS BUSY YELLING AT THE CEILING

IM PRESENT AND PISSED OFF

Zhang Qiling: Apologies, I was trying to break down the door.

Wang Pangzi: SO THIS MAY NOT BE THE TIME TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO BUT WHILE WE’RE HERE

Wu Xie: fuck Pangzi, I know, okay??

I’m an idiot, I’m so fucking stupid. It’s not like it’s the first or fiftieth time I’ve put you two in danger, either.

Wang Pangzi: HEY HEY WHOA NOW

STOP SAYING RUDE SHIT ABOUT MY FRIEND

ITS GONNA BE OKAY

DESPITE KNOWING THIS WAS A BAD IDEA I STILL COULDNT PREDICT HOW MUCH CHAOTIC LUCK THIS FAMILY HAS

DAMN IT I HATE WHEN HEI XIAZI IS RIGHT ABOUT THINGS

Zhang Qiling: I’m sorry. This is my fault. My line has a ruthlessly pragmatic streak and they’ve clearly wanted to test us separately to see why the necklace reacted to our arrival like that. It does not excuse Zhang Rishan trapping us in these separate rooms.

Wang Pangzi: UHH BITCH I SAID THIS FAMILY NOT YOUR FAMILY

THIS AINT ABOUT THEM

YOUR FAMILY IS ON MY SHIT LIST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

THIS FAMILY MEANT US OBVS

UGH ANY SIGN OF THE BASTARDS?

Zhang Qiling: no. Wu Xie?

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie, answer me.

Wang Pangzi: WU XIE

TIANZHEN

PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE DAMNIT YOU'RE SCARING XIAOGE

Zhang Qiling: I’m going to try breaking down the door again.

Wu Xie: Hello, Wang Pangzi and Zhang Qiling. My apologies for the rather inhospitable circumstances, but this seemed expedient considering the unknown qualities of the necklace. I could not be sure who was causing what, or what could happen next, and thus have temporarily set you in separate rooms for the sake of everyone’s safety.

Wang Pangzi: WTF GIVE HIM BACK HIS FUCKIN PHONE ZHANG RISHAN I KNOW ITS YOU YOU PRETENTIOUS ANTIQUE

WE DESTROYED THIS PLACE BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

Zhang Qiling: Your concerns for everyone’s safety are noted. Thank you for whatever you believe you’ve done right here.

Now. If you release us immediately and return Wu Xie to us, we will consider leaving without direct personal retribution.

Wang Pangzi: WHAT HE SAID AND ALSO YOU SUCK

Wu Xie: I regret that this has happened, I hope to make it up to you in the future. For the purpose of today’s needs, however—I will have my men escort the two of you out if you so desire, but unfortunately Wu Xie will need to stay until we have finished examining him.

Wang Pangzi: EXAMINING??? YOU FUCKING PERV HANDS OFF HE MAY BE THE BELLE OF THE BALL BUT HIS DANCE CARD IS SPOKEN FOR

I SWEAR I DID NOT GO THROUGH TEN YEARS OF THIS STARCROSSED CLUSTERFUCK FOR YOU TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL MY FRIENDS BF

Wu Xie: There is no call for rudeness. He will not be harmed. The artifact was responding to him directly. It has not lit up like this in over 200 years, and I need to understand why it is responding, and responding to someone who is not our kin, which it has never done before. This could have implications for everyone in my family if it could protect someone at the right moment.

Wang Pangzi: OKAY BUT CONSIDERING OUR TRACK RECORD IN THIS BUILDING AND THE SITUATION AT HAND Y’ALL ARE ABOUT TO NEED PROTECTION

Wu Xie: The testing would be going better if Wu Xie wasn’t worrying himself unnecessarily over where you both are, it’s making our readings difficult.

Wang Pangzi: OH GEE SO SORRY YOUR KIDNAPPING VICTIMS ARENT THRILLED TO BE HERE TO SAMPLE YOUR CREEPY JEWELRY BOX BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM

Zhang Qiling: Zhang Rishan. I appreciate that you must think of our family first in your decisions. As must I. I hope you can appreciate what that means for decisions I make.

Wang Pangzi: HEHEHE SO TRUE BESTIE

YOU PISSED OFF THE WRONG GOTH TODAY BUDDY BOY

Zhang Qiling: A compromise: we stay with him as you run your tests. That will calm him and assuage Pangzi’s concerns and prevent me from…testing the limits of your lifespan.

Wu Xie: I accept that this may temporarily impact our relations, but am hopeful that you will come to understand that sometimes I need to make certain choices for this family that are…difficult. I will come to let you—One moment. Something seems to be happening.

Babysitters Club Chat

Wang Pangzi: OH SO WE ARE GONNA JUST POLITELY SIT WITH WU XIE AS STRANGERS POKE HIM WITH NEEDLES ARE WE HUH WELL LOOK WHOS BEING A HELPFUL LITTLE LAB ASSISTANT

Zhang Qiling: I’m attempting to convince him to let us out. Of course we will not simply sit there. Some lying to gain trust is necessary here.

Wang Pangzi: UR BEIN A SHADY BITCH XIAOGE AND ITS HOT

THATS WHY YOUR TATTOO IS SO BIG ITS FULL OF SECRETS

ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU TO—WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

At the same time…

Bonnie and Clyde Chat

Xie Yuchen: …so, this is not what I expected to find.

Hei Yangjing: yeah kiddo is a bit freaked out:/ this sucks. I mean I get that they are concerned blah blah blah necklace goes brightbright but maybe we should go find the other two

or at least find a way to let Wu Xie know we are here, that room he’s in looks like a dungeon and not in a good way

Xie Yuchen: Does it look like I’m able to do anything right now? Also, I’m fairly certain they won’t be harmed. Zhang Rishan may be callous, but he isn’t stupid.

Hei Yangjing: r u kidding

he split up Romeo and Juliet, then left Romeo with a sword—seems pretty stupid to me

Xie Yuchen: Yeah I’m not going near that. He made his bed with that choice. What can you see? These Neanderthal guards are blocking my view.

Hei Yangjing: uh so there’s like a lab table situation

Wu Xie isn’t tied up, a good sign in this context

I can’t see what those people are holding, they’re talking a lot and some asshole just grabbed Wu Xie’s arm, looks like maybe they are putting in an IV?

The necklace is—oh. Oh shit.

[bookns]

Strike Back: Shadowmoth Final Attack

Listen I know what’s going to happen cause I have been spoiled. Felix steals the miraculous and the people of Paris go to the streets. And ladynoir has a scene. They have a fight too but that’s it.

I’m so excited and scared.

This theme song will not never be comforting

Felix?

SHIT SHIT NO ITS ADRIEN

Shit what is he looking at

WIAT what’s going on

OH THATS SO COOL

Marinette looks so tired

Pegabug?? I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS PART

Oh shit

Lila-

FUCK YOU FELIX I HATE YOU

Wait how’d U FORGET HE STOLE THE MIRACULOUS

Boi you said it twice

No shit it’s a fake

Kitty cat-

How cute

Shadowmoth fuck you

That’s a really cool amok

THEY DONT KNOW

catalysm is NEVER THE FIRST ANSWER

“Would you risk who I really am without the mask” WHAT THE FUCK

THEY ARE FIGHTING SO MUCH AND SOME-PART OF ME IS GOING CRAZY

he protected her in the crisis

OH SHIT HES ASKING

Aww she protected him

THE FUCKING CHAT BLANC

SHE DOESNT BELEIVE HIM CAUSE OF THAT

Well I’m starting to cry

“Maybe BECAUSE you don’t tell me anything” SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUCK

Rena Furtive saving his ass

Them saving the people>>>>

Fuck you hawky he’s a KID

THIS ENTIRE SHOT

RENA FURTIVE

Hella fucking yeah

What’s Jules power

The mini Mylène

HE COLLETS THE POWERS

what is going on

So many people

KAGAMI SAVINV THE DAY

I love KAGAMI

NINO SAVING RENA

I LOVE THEM

His shell can-travel??

THEY DIDNT KNOW SHIT

HAWKY DIDNT KNOW

LADYBUG IS PISSED

He’s good with kids

Chat Noir my baby got hit

THEY KNOW

THEY ALK KNOW

Frogy has nun shuckers

Is she completely forgetting that SHE NEEDSG HIM 

I got stressed so I took a two minute break and Cornelia Street just started playing for no reason??? LITERALLY NONE

There’s so many

“I can help”

baby

Oh shit his catalysm got stolen

A ticket-

Bunnyz

NO NO NO

Baby stop

No please don’t

ITS NOT A GOOD IFEA

ew

Her costume is an ew

Her little pom pom

THATS NOT ADIREN

he’s gonna use it on the miracle box

No no no no

He has a collar-

Hi barkk

Ew I hate that costume

Isn’t it his goggles

NO it’s fluffy

Felix you better not do anything

Oh my god

Everyone is hurt

What the fuck is this scene? It’s so different- like scarywise

Chat Noir encouraging the senti

Maybe Marinette was right about that

The akuma thank god

SOMETHiNG GONNA HAPPEN

Chat Noir listening in and my god is my heart breaking

Not the adrien-

Chat probably doesn’t even realize

Fermidable what kind of a name is that

These names are weird

NOT THE POUND IT-

Yeah I’m sad

Like really sad

My heart is being broken in two and torn

He’s a baby

I hate Felix

What is the mistake

NOT THE SEWERS

See for me I personally feel very attached to the sewer scene that happen originally in season two because that was the one scene I remember religiously watching season three came out. It was that seem to me that I used to always watch, so seeing this pisses me off like a madman. 

Stop I hate this

Felix SHUT THE FUCK UP

Not chat not using his powers cause it’s not him to do that

I can’t wait for the ladynoir scene cause this scene is going to kil me

Not the shake paws

Bestie they ain’t getting along

Bestie I love you but shut up

Who’s rooster BOLD

SHIT

AND I HATE FELIX NORE THAN HAWKY

Bestie where’s max

Why am I thinking the portal is to chat blanc

Is she ever gonna tell chat about chat blanc

Don’t you dare Felix

Oh how weird???

She did make a mistake THE MISTAKE OF FELIX

Rena Furtive bestie

Alya I love you but bestie no

I love you Alys

She’s crying

I love her

Adrien no no no it’s Felix

She did make a mistake

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIBG THERE

what are you doing there

What is going on

UNCLE

Lila what the fuck

No no she’s gonna realize

Ladybug bestie no

The miraculous of the dog

My heart of when she is in trouble

so adrien is a seni monster

I kinda hate him more than Hawky

I hate this

This is torture

Ew Gabriel’s face

CAn the yo-yo deattach itself

I guess it can

Marinette panic is making me panic and cry

FUCK YOU HAWKY

Marinette don’t have a panic attack

She’s crying

I hate Felix hair

There’s nothing left

“ I lost”

No she left

She’s crying in the rain

I know what’s about to happen

Never mind WHAT THE FUCK

LUKA MY CHILD

Alys put the phone down for two seconds

KAGAMI

Ivan myslene

Chloe

THE GAUDRIAN

I hate HAWKY

I lost everything

You haven’t lost me

I’m not okay

I’m taking a break for two minutes cause my heart is HURTING

I’m okay now I feel relaxed now

Let me get back to stressed

Ladybug-

The thunderclap

Coup de foudre

She’s okay now cause she has him

The hug

The hug

The hug

The hug

The hug

Them the people of Paris

Your loyal partner

I’m gonna start crying

NI

YOU FUCKIN BITCHES DONT TELL ME ITS OVER

No NO NO

It’s over

I’m sad