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how lucky are we go get old enough to see wrinkles in our skin and greys in our hair. and how cool are wrinkles !!!! you make a face a bunch of times and it becomes a part of your face :)

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what if edward from twilight eated soap? blood bubble burp?

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im writing a literature review for one of my classes and im not kidding when i say it sounds almost identical to this

nobody steal this but i have this amazing new invention idea where everyone is always nice and nobody is ever mean and basically the point of the invention is people will end up being more nice and less mean in order to maximize the amount of niceness in the world especially when compared to the amount of meanness which if all goes to plan in my new invention would likely plummet while niceness skyrockets and basically thats my invention basically where people are more nice than mean so they end up not being as mean as they are nice in my new invention where everyone is super nice and never mean especially in regards to my new invention (the one where people are nice instead of mean) so yeah

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thats enough shit postong for the evening and also mimosas make me sleepy :) so im gonna go like this [] ) (bc i will be wearing my sleep mask and going to sleep)

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nobody steal this but i have this amazing new invention idea where everyone is always nice and nobody is ever mean and basically the point of the invention is people will end up being more nice and less mean in order to maximize the amount of niceness in the world especially when compared to the amount of meanness which if all goes to plan in my new invention would likely plummet while niceness skyrockets and basically thats my invention basically where people are more nice than mean so they end up not being as mean as they are nice in my new invention where everyone is super nice and never mean especially in regards to my new invention (the one where people are nice instead of mean) so yeah

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also how is everyone doing? did anyone buy a new pet pr maybe commit a crime? has anyone gotten their dream job or perhaps slipped on a banana peel looney toons style? the people (me) wanna know (i kinda gaf)

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oh! also married life is cool i think everyone should get married for love and tax reasons

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good evening

and also

what if there was a shark tank but the tank was made pf sharks and they were just packed together super tight but they were still alive and happy just as a tank and maybe inside the confines of the shark tank was more sharks and they had to switch roles before any water leaked out but again theyre happy and love it

and also

good night

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everyone throw some rice im getting married todayyyyyy

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being cynical is so boring. LOVE NOW!!!!! there are flowers to be picked and stains to be washed out of clothes and faces to kiss and arms to be wrapped in and dust to be swept and fruit to be dried and cuts to be fixed with barbie bandaids and old people to be smiled at and music to be heard and love to be given and life to be lived :)

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I can't wait to get married and be like "i'm telling my husband on you" when people are mean

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so I will still be shit posting yes i will ok

yes

i

will

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I'm not writing fics anymore..

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this is not clickbait :/

Hi everyone! So I know a couple years ago I said I was going on a hiatus and I didn't know when or if I would come back. I have decided not to come back to fic writing.

I am so thankful for all the love and support I have gotten on here! Thank you guys so much for reading my stuff and giving me such positivity I am truly so lucky. I feel bad writing this and I considered ghosting and just never logging back in but every couple of months I do and I can't just leave you guys hanging especially because there are almost 2,000 of yall here.

There are many reasons I'm not writing fics anymore, but there are two main ones.

1) I just don't love criminal minds and mgg like that anymore. I am very thankful for the joy and escape it brought me but I just don't need it anymore. I have found joy and love in my life and in my number two reason..

2) I have all of the romance I will ever need in my real life right now. I met someone a few years ago and he is the best thing thats every happened to me. We are getting married in the spring and i would legit only wanna write fics about is him (i'm not even kidding I'm so stupid in love with him its actually crazy).

I will still log in every now and them but it is not fair to make you guys wait around for me to write fics again knowing I'm just not going to. Maybe I'll write other stuff, and I will totally still interact with yall and post my idiotic thoughts.

I am sorry but most of all

I love you and thank you <3

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guys as of a few days ago im a fiancé

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this is still relevant except now its like once every two months and scrolling for more than 3 minutes makes me feel like my brain fluid is gonna drip out of my nose

me: im taking a tumblr break!!! be back soon :) xoxoxoxo

also me: logs in 3 or 4 times a day to reblog something that made me laugh and scroll thru my notifications before feeling overwhelmed and immediately leaving again

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Deeb Winchester

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LMFAO HI BESTIE

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