#fake twitter posts

[witherby]

would you do like silly little incorrect quotes or one shots from the Mer!Reader universe? Like just little snippets of life in the aquarium?

-Can I be 🍡 anon?

Yeah! Welcome in! Have a lil Twitter Shenanigans moment!

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

Guess who's learning to read and write! Ask our Mer anything and the response will be written 100% by them!

[IMAGE: You and Damian are huddled together on the lip of your tank and staring down at his cellphone. He's pointing at something and explaining it to you while you look at the screen with wide eyes.]

@G0thamcutiepie4334:

Oh mysterious and magical Mer, what are tomorrow's winning lottery numbers

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

Xksjdksd;; nwwoooooool soda

@Vicki_Vale:

Can I have a quote from a beautiful mer for my article tomorrow?

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

Mmm eoshfiwnd box box launch

@Vicki_Vale:

Inspiring. 🤭 Thank you so much.

@Clark_Kent:

Hi, I'm the vet that does your check-ups. Could you stop stealing all of my tools?

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

Bothering fndifnsid?)) get bent

@Clark_Kent:

Oh my god??

@Bruce_Wayne:

Hello, Mer. Do you need anything?

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

Djsidsnfs bomb disks(8u7

@Bruce_Wayne:

??? Do you need anything non-explosive?

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

Mushed xkso29zis

@M3tr0p0l1s-4-3v3r:

Hi, mer!! I saw you a month ago when I visited Gotham and I loved your tail! What's your scale-care routine?

@Gotham_Aquarium_Official:

38sk"(#xnsie od idns/wowkx bubbles

@Seah0rse_girl_0001:

I'm gonna break into the aquarium and set you free.

@GCPD_Official:

Thank you for the heads-up. Aquarium and law enforcement staff have been given your picture.

@Seah0rse_girl_0001:

NO WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING I'M SORRY

[bored-sunray]

bap made these

[kickasscentral]

Twst oc twt interaction

[boombaux]

[marsoid]

If I were more poetic I might have something to say about cars not being able to touch each other without damage, and how the mark of collision is considered a shameful blemish and yet depending on how impactful, some are never able to be removed entirely. But luckily I'm not that deranged!!!

[givemeureyes]

i’m exploring new avenues of creativity

[byfulcrums]

EVEN MORE ooc fake twitter!!!!!

[zwodder-fandom-whiplash]

I feel like Skyfire/Jetfire would be one of those accounts that posts really random shit, like the oddest questions for random bots to answer (as shown here with Skywarp) and the Decepticons always find ways to make it weird

[vinestaff]

day 2 fake dating

[ddeck]

pains me that there's simply not enough info on star wars in-universe entertainment and pop culture for my liking. i want to know what star wars version of the godfather looks like. i wanna know what kind of space fanfiction a pantoran teenager would read, the kind of space tiktok edits they would make. i want to know the star wars equivalent for whatever the hell that is happening with ben affleck and matt damon. i want to see a coruscant news outlet publish an article with a headline "M'ett Sp'Amon not wearing a wedding ring again during another visit to Beng Spifflek's house. which could mean nothing"

[swordofazrael1992]

so. the sunshine court. amirite

[queen-lance]

[tariah23]

This is but surprising since I’ve seen other accounts talking about this same shit, get snipped in real time

[orbit8k]

[buffygirlfail]

[imeriayapping]