#fact checking is for losers
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introspectivememories · 4 months ago
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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-
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chiptrillino · 2 years ago
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...older Fire Lord Zuko with a sheer top and his tits out you say?
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ID: three drawings of aged-up zuko from Avatar the last airbender as fire lord. on the left side a full body of zuko front view. In the middle, zuko from the waist up leaning over a cluttered table growling and spitting flames at the viewer. In the third image on the right, zuko from the waist up sits bored and exhausted in his chair. cluttered desk and paperwork in front of him. End ID
I probably did advertise the sheer top wrong! it's more like a robe! just… a bit seethrough… because… you know… self-indulgence…? for me… ? for us? (yes he only has one lense in his his glasses becasue we in the fandom just know why!)
art-blog: chiptrillino-art
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realbeefman · 1 year ago
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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
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fave-fix · 1 month ago
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happy birthday, yura!!
@nopanamaman
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monostardust · 3 months ago
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I'm so sick of stupid bitches on the internet never fact checking shit with actual fucking official evidence. The court case files would literally be evidence enough that Michael Jackson's accusers were fucking liars and only accused him because they wanted him to settle they wanted that money that they know he had. The internet is literally fucking there you literally hold your phone that gives you instant shit with just typing and clicking search fucking use it but instead of fact checking immediately about the information you just read you immediately assume it's a fact. Grow some fucking brains my guy I'm about to throw fucking hands with every single last one of you dumb bitches.
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savageboar · 25 days ago
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at work i had to learn that ppl on tiktok are resurfacing and spreading a 20 year old peta propaganda video against butterball and trying to call a boycott and also lying about a turkey recall that doesn't exist, and lying about abuse and BESTIALITY??? allegations that are not fucking true, especially because butterball is regularly audited by american humane via a third party inspector. i worry deeply about our future as a species.
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tox-tea · 4 months ago
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Catch Me If You Can~
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stonemouthzag · 1 year ago
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Sydrichie systems slowing down. It’s the long stretch hibernation for S3. Thinking abt all the possible new content we’ll be getting by then
Heading back to my roots
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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 year ago
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like for real winston either being more so overall punished or At Least unrewarded compared to effectively all other characters, not b/c he didn't have value, not b/c he wasn't loyal to taylor, not b/c of anything else he did or didn't do over the course of the series....truly just the sole factor of His Autistacity that determined this fate. wild
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neighbourhood-rambler · 1 year ago
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i unashamedly reference tiktoks that i passively consumed in my daily death scroll as authority. what are you gonna do? look it up? you loser!
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saltedsolenoid · 1 year ago
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"do i overwork myself," i ask, then take a look at my class schedule, expecting a negative answer. "nahhhhh" i respond, lying very clearly to myself
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paigemathews · 2 years ago
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@forlorn-kumquat replied to your post “Writing a Phoebe/Coop fic and like. Can I mention...”:
Did she like him, or did she just like what he represented in her life: safety, stability, normalcy? Cause I think Phoebe's time with Cole has her so messed up that she would have latched onto any reasonably normal guy who wasn't trying to kill her and her family
Okay, so the context (and sneak peak, I guess) is Phoebe and Coop are discussing how she wasn't willing to be with Coop until she finds out about the future. Phoebe brings up how everytime she pursued the love she wasn't "suppose to," aka Cole and Miles, it goes poorly and her family is hurt in the crossfire. It's not- Okay, well, it wasn't intended to be a very in-depth thing bc it's just a oneshot that's gotten out of control on me again, but I realized that parallel between Phoebe's relationships with Cole and Miles and am kinda liking the idea of third time the charm-ing it, tbh. (I also bring up Dex, bc like I said! This is getting out of control on me again!)
She doesn't really delve deep into that relationship, so it's kinda your mileage may vary on that but here's the lines about it:
" I thought that it was just because it was Cole. But then I fell for someone I wasn’t supposed to be with, Miles, and I thought that I could change his fate. I thought I was supposed to change his fate, and instead I hurt my family again."
Idk, did that make sense? Any input is greatly appreciated!!
#forlorn-kumquat#abi speaks#charmed#i left like right after finishing that paragraph and coming back to it i think it's decent?#but there's also a nonzero chance that ppl reading this will go wait who tf is miles but like#im bringing up dex too and they might have that reaction to him as well#(im ppl on dex. do you know how long it took me to remember that he existed? literal YEARS#i've had a charmed hyperfixation for over a decade! i run a charmed blog! i write so much (unposted) fanfiction!#i was scrolling through phoebehalliwell (sidenote#she is such a fucking good blog i check it like everyday and i love her stuff she was in fact my inspo#if you could not tell by the blatant url rip off im sorry i dont know how to name things)#when i saw someone ask her about dex and she was like he's a loser with no personality from arizona#and i literally went wait who the fuck#WAITAMINUTE#like. not a single thought to be had. like man he was just boring and idk if he was really in any#not even good but like decent episodes yknow?#especially bc i never really vibed with the homeland plot and thats the part of the season he was in but anyways im off topic (as usual))#the hilarious thing is that this fic is actually like five or six years old now and the intent was just editing it#admittedly strong editing bc teenage!abi had specific headcanons shoehorned in that ya!abi doesn't#shoutout chris being a telepath headcanon we'll never forget you baby#(the focus is on the chris & coop platonic ship and coop/phoebe romantic ship)#the og draft was 2.5 words#the one i am currently editing is almost 4k and im just now getting to the halfway point#the coop/phoebe conversation is substantially longer now#and so is coop being lovesick over phoebe like sir. sir pls shut the fuck up i am running out of things that arent cringey af#i know im the one writing it but im still sitting here like coop baby shut the fuck up PLEASE#i actually really do like this better but i gotta read it over again for proofreading later and im kinda try to add a thousand words#bc me going oh i'll just proofread and clean it up a little is what STARTED this mess#i'm having a great time /gen
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dandelionsprout42 · 2 months ago
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• "so obvious this show (i.e. Fate) was ran by a man (…)" There's no possible way that K-pop weeb with an astrology sign as their username knows that the source cartoon was run by Iginio Straffi, who by all accounts is a man.
This has to be one of the biggest showcases of why humans are a failed species.
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webntrmpt2x · 3 months ago
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syxnewt · 1 year ago
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I don't remember how much I dreamt about my wisdom teeth removal versus what I concnciously remember is real
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wileycap · 1 year ago
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Selected Excerpts From The Fire Nation Royal Palace Servants' (Unofficial) Handbook
Or: Revisions To Normal Protocol After The Ascension Of Agni's Exalted Flame, The Dragon Of The Sun, et cetera, Fire Lord Zuko
1. Agni's Exalted Flame, The Dragon Of The Sun, et cetera, Fire Lord Zuko should not be referred to by his full titles and styles, no matter the context. This appears to annoy him. "Fire Lord Zuko" and "Lord Zuko" are acceptable, as well as "your majesty" and "my Lord".
1.1 "Lord Hotman", however, is unacceptable.
1.2. Even if the Avatar specifically requests you to address Fire Lord Zuko as that.
1.3. In fact, any attempts by the Avatar, the Lady Beifong, the honorable Tribesman Sokka or even Master Katara to get you to address Fire Lord Zuko by anything other than his proper title should be disregarded.
1.4. Referring to Ozai of the Fire Nation (titles rmvd, dishon.) as "The Loser Lord", however, is acceptable.
2. Fire Lord Zuko is aware of the concept of mortality, but does not seem to understand how it relates to His Majesty. Following activities should be discouraged: Free climbing, glider usage, contact with exotic animals larger than a turtleduck (or smaller, if the animal is known to be venomous), amateur theatre productions, cooking, sailing, spelunking, botany, please see full list in the Matron's office.
2.1. It should be noted that His Majesty's belief that mortality does not apply to him does not appear to be completely unfounded. After several "close calls", it has been decided that upon his demise, Fire Lord Zuko should lie in state for at least two weeks.
2.1.1. We do not want another incident.
3. The turtleducks in the Western Pond do not need to be fed by the servants any more.
3.1. However, the turtleducks should be rotated out at regular intervals in order to prevent overfeeding.
4. At any official social functions, at least three servants should be vigilant in case His Majesty tries to tell a joke.
4.1. It should be noted that there is no concern for His Majesty's jokes being offensive, crass or otherwise contrary to good taste. They are simply very bad. His Majesty always ends up embarrassed.
5. Any children left unattended in the Royal Palace for more than 15 degrees can be retrieved from the Fire Lord's office.
6. Should His Majesty go missing, the following places should be searched: roofs and any high places, cellars and secret passages, the fur of the Avatar's sky bison (which is surprisingly deep), and every place that an ordinary five-year-old would think to hide in during a game of "Hide and Explode."
6.1. All of the Imperial Firebenders as well as any soldier who wears a mask during the course of their duties should be questioned.
6.1.1. Important note: Some of the soldiers who are especially close to His Majesty can perform a passable imitation of him. Efforts should be made to prevent an uneducated soldier from, say, conducting a meeting with the Minister of Agriculture.
6.2. After the recent incident, that list is expanded to include the Kyoshi Warriors and any other groups that might wear concealing full face paint.
6.3. If all of these measures prove ineffective, a letter should be sent to The Dragon of the West, Prince Iroh, asking His Highness to return His Majesty.
6.4. If a ransom note is delivered, it should be immediately checked against the handwriting samples from the honorable Tribesman Sokka as well as Avatar Aang, before any other actions are taken.
6.4.1. Replying "Good luck, he's your problem now" to a ransom note is absolutely unacceptable.
6.4.1.1. To further drive home the point, the Royal Archives are required by law to preserve every single piece of royal correspondence. That thing will end up in a museum.
This handbook will be updated should it prove necessary.
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