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little freak and friends ( a.k.a the fun gang)
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Title: Simpler Days
Total: 13 pages
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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
Younger vampires donโt have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
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canonical exclusively it/its user and people still call it by they/them. idk y'all will never catch me misgendering Shuttah
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i was too lazy to draw more in the TV TIME GETS AUDITED saga but can you pretend that the above doodle is followed by Tenna sitting with multiple darkner IRS agents trying to explain why giant gold statues of himself count as a tax writeoff, as well as explaining where multiple thousands of dollars in prizes went (personal use - uh, bonus room storage), etc. while Spamton's sitting there going "fuccckkkkk maybe they're talking about a different mail guy. i'm fine right. uh." eventually they get to the part where Spamton has secretly been siphoning money from TV Time to fund his various other perfectly legitimate cybercity side-hustles and he snaps out of it and tries to run (takes him a few seconds to do so, the chair is too big) but Tenna grows ten feet in anger and grabs him, crushing every bone in his body
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i saw these ridiculous things people keep making and had to illustrate them. my favorite is the rory nyte one
(i made the "nyte to meet you joke" myself...)
might make more lmao
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made an irresponsible indie clothing brand purchase but in my defense it's got fun medievalisms going on and also I am allergic to spending money on myself
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anyone on their period in the summer should be allowed to do whatever they want
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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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the reason i don't really like sans is from deltarune theory is cuz i don't know why it matters beyond "here's an explanation for everything weird he says in undertale". there must be SOMETHING if it's so important for him to say all that weird shit in undertale before anyone besides mr fox knows about deltarune but i can't fathom what it would be
#does it spell a possible fate for our heroes? our selves?#a fate already carried out?#does it serve to demonstrate how being shattered across space and time looks like?#if it's that one that means all the other sans aus are also true and i don't like that actually#it can't be just because because then WHY EVEN BRING IT UP IN UNDERTALE#and he talks about it so seriously like โjust give up i didโ โyou'll never see them againโ whatever he says about going back during his fig#so! i don't know! we're missing like ninety three pieces of our one hundred piece sans puzzle
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