#fairykin perspectives

[dandelionsprout42]

Seeing people's true colors can be nasty

By mid-to-late 2023 I realised way too late that the alleged "MLP G5 fans" except me were just br**ies in disguise (It's a nasty swearword in my eyes) who were not at all dedicated to the G5 cause.

They refused to distance themselves from the miserable decade that preceded the genuine masterpiece that was A New Generation, which was by far and beyond the best MLP media regardless of gens to this day. They refused to distance themselves from 11 years of pain, leaving me as possibly the only person on the planet who was actually all-in on G5, at least for the first 1½ years or so.

All the others greatly enjoyed art based directly on the Painful Decade and often admitted they liked that era more than they liked G5.

It came to a bunker standoff when the supposed leader of the G5 community betrayed us all and started working for the constantly lying toilet paper tabloid that is Eq***tria Daily Mail (The cartoon industry equivalent to The Gateway Pundit), who blatantly spread the Gullierme Lie about the TYT S2 dubs and who therefore directly heavily contributed to the death of G5 through no fault of MLP itself, and who had the bloody nerves to claim on Tumblr to a positively intentioned questioner that, quote, "As things stand, it looks like the biggest impact G5 will have is that it will serve for Hasbro as an example of what not to do with MLP."

It always just me to begin with. I was the only one on the planet who wasn't just faking the whole thing. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends. The pain never ends.

[lifeofaweed]

@ faekin, elfkin, fairykin, trollkin, and forest dwellers in general: i want to write fantasy letters with someone as my kintype. I think it sounds really fun and creative to do fantasy penpal letters. Would anyone like to write me? 🌱

[dandelionsprout42]

Pretty easy to tell that Nintendo is run by humans

So, Nintendo have released a new Android and iOS app called Nintendo Music. Nintendo obviously promotes this, and they very frequently in their promotion state that it requires a Nintendo Switch Online subscription.

So why haven't they released the app for the Nintendo Switch itself!?

It's. Not. That. Difficult. For them to do.

Instead Nintendo of Europe are openly and incomprehensibly bafflingly on https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/News/2024/October/Nintendo-eShop-Highlights-31-10-2024-2688119.html promoting… whatever the hell this is:

Nintendo can just as well discontinue the Switch by now, because this situation is absolutely embarassing for them. It's the Nintendo equivalent of PlayStation 4's Life of Black Tiger except for being somehow even more rubbish.

[dandelionsprout42]

Humans are extremely spectacularly bad at getting over breakups

I've had the repeated miserable experience for 4 years of having to handle an old acquaintance of mine, a woman in her 20s who crushed hard on a guy (Not me) a few years older than her in September 2020 and who then dumped her 2 months later.

It's been 4 years now since then, and she still acts very stanning and deifying of him, completely detached from any semblance of reality, completely unable to take even the tiniest of hints from anyone, and who keeps picking him as her only comparison reference for everything else in her life.

(Paraphrased:) "What would my ex have done?", "How would this story about someone completely different and that has nothing to do with love, compare to the story of me and my ex?", etc., etc., etc., etc…

Are humans really this bad at handling even the most bare basic aspects of social interactions? Is this really what humans sign up for when they start anything that even resemble relationships? Why can't humans just, well, stop acting like humans?

Goodness knows it was very easy for me to become an aro fairykin when considering all the horrendous stories I keep reading about almost all relationships I've ever come across, but this one takes the cake.

Image below related. Trust me on that, even if it won't make a whole lot of sense to anyone else.

[dandelionsprout42]

Counting tags when I post

I remember something from like November 2023 in Tumblr's guidelines for tagging, that only the first 20 tags in each non-reblog post would have the post show up when searching for the tags.

So this winter I've begun to meticulously count the tags I'm adding to posts, usually adding some extra so that the tally goes up to exactly 20. 🐘

Foreign product names, company names, alternate punctuations, genre names, etc., etc., get the tally to 20 somehow and hope for the best.

[dandelionsprout42]

• "so obvious this show (i.e. Fate) was ran by a man (…)" There's no possible way that K-pop weeb with an astrology sign as their username knows that the source cartoon was run by Iginio Straffi, who by all accounts is a man.

This has to be one of the biggest showcases of why humans are a failed species.