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abogagos……..
#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers#i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out#for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish#and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse#fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde#slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet#bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL#my art#myart#doodles#ace attorney#aa#aa trilogy#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#maya fey#matt engarde#will powers#wrightworth#narumitsu#justice for all#(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)
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I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.
I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL
yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot
#bbc merlin#merlin#I just really love siblings in media#and wish we got more of these two#in the ‘inbetween’ moments#I mean little moments like nudges and eye rolls#someone that brings out Gwen’s childish side the way only an annoying brother can#someone that brings out the goofier side behind elyan’s deadpan sarcasm#to know which one is the older one!!! (imo it’s Gwen)#to even see them standing together more often (and not just at their father’s grave 😭)#especially would’ve loved it while she was queen#Gwen’s trying to be professional and her idiot stoic brother is crossing his eyes at her across the room#to just tease her!!! and her tease him!!!!#I need elyan!! to give arthur!!!!!! a shovel talk!!!!!!!#and for Gwen to be like uh excuse me I haven’t seen you in years why do you think you can do this on my behalf#and Arthur is just like ‘you have my word no harm shall come to her’#Gwen is sooo unimpressed with both of them she just leaves and they’re both like…#her displeasure is literally a fourth presence in the room … bro do u think we fucked up#idk bro…#let’s ask merlin. yeah let’s#merlin just laughs at them and tells them good luck#ok this ran away from me anyway#bbc Gwen#bbc elyan#guinevere pendragon#sir elyan#merlin meta#I guess?#ren rambles
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Since it's canon that Bea thought to herself (about Ava) 'how can you not love her?'. I simply know that out there exists a fic/universe where Bea is just so charmed/in love with Ava that she adores and supports ANYTHING she does.
Like I'm picturing Lilith coming up to Bea after Ava did the scotch-tape-at-the-door prank on her and she's furious because Ava is legitimately behaving like a little pest and Bea just sighing and replying:
I know, isn't she just lovely?
#listen listen I know it in my heart#bea is so WHIPPED by her feelings for ava that ava gets away with anything and everything#everyday I'm inching closer to clowning and writing idiot posts about my 'comedy' headcanons#avatrice#ava silva#sister Beatrice#warrior nun#I wish I knew how to write jfc#Lilith still has bits of tape stuck to her face and Bea has the nerve to be in love with that 5'2 menace#excuse you Eiffel-tower-villaumbrosia ava insist she's actually 5’2¾ thank you very much#myavatricetextposts.com
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#please excuse my shitty rendering#elita one#transformers#transformers one#tf one#tf one trailer#wlw#lesbian#no one is talking about her enough. she needs to be adored#idiot's ideal
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Tbh Inej’s reaction after the iconic “I would have come for you” line still sends me. Like, Kaz Brekker, Bastard of the Barrel, Dirtyhands himself is delivering what is possibly the most heartfelt, devoted, raw, bordering on poetic speech of his entire life, might as well be a love confession coming from him…
And Inej just nods like: of course, as you should.
And then just… walks away! Not a single word. Like that entire scene didn’t just cause me heart palpitations, like this is an everyday occurrence!
Queen behavior right there
#kanej#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#six of crows#kaz x inej#grishaverse#crooked kingdom#six of crows duology#shadow and bone#good for her#yas queen she knows what she deserves#kaz likes to think he’s so smooth but really he wishes he had inej’s cool#he’s the lovestruck idiot who has to make up excuses in his mind to talk to her#while she just stands there like: good to know I would accept nothing less
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Norma is objectively one of the funniest psychonauts characters though. she immediately assumes this 10 year old is the mole taking down the psychonauts from the inside and decides the best way to gather information is to stalk his dad. Ruins ford and raz’s plan to defeat maligula by being a snitch. Helped save the day by fixing the problem she caused. Is now in hell because she was wrong and all the other kids make her fortnite dance and shout go snitch girl go. Her sister got all the cool genes and now she’s stuck being an insufferable nerd. Probably says “well actually” at least ten times a day. Beefing with a 10 year old. Let’s give it up for pathetic & annoying female characters (fond).
#psychonauts#i don’t even think her thinking raz was the mole was unreasonable tbh#like obviously the adults are like this 10 year old isn’t the snitch#but she’s close enough to his age to not see that as an excuse and also I feel like that just made her feel like she was#the only one who could do anything about it.#by virtue of being the main character raz was involved in a lot of shit that made him seem suspicious#like I do enjoy her a lot even if I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of the fanon interpretations of her character#& I would love to see her and raz be worsties one day#because yes raz is only ten but he absolutely contributes to their beef on purpose#it’s like one of those things where u can’t snitch on him for being an ass because he’s ten and you’re a teenager#& people are like ohh norma come on he’s just 10 stop beefing with a child that’s stupid#and behind their back raz is making faces at her#i think they have great potential for antagonistic sibling energy once they get to know each other#raz behaves normally around the rest of the jr agents specifically to gaslight norma into thinking she’s an idiot for beefing with a child.#lili & lizzie would also absolutely help with this#god esp because raz has endeared himself so much to all of the big name agents AND Truman zanotto#i need 2 play psychonauts 2 again I’m so normal about this game
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Hello, Fic Idea #4962.
I appreciate you, but did not ask for you.
Please leave, so that one - just once - I can actually finish something.
Please.
Please I'm begging you.
#anyway#anyone want to hear me babble on about Batman Dami needing magical support for a case he's working on#so he tries to find Constantine but Raven is there instead#she's looking for that idiot too and they team up together.#mostly it's an excuse to get Raven in a pencil skirt and heels#leaning over an old desk to decipher a clue while Damian shamelessly ogles her#LOOK#I NEED TO FINISH SOMETHING#ANYTHING#GOD I'M BEGGING MY BRAIN#damirae
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neither lumpus nor jane want to die alone and that's both such a massive part of the inner workings of their minds to me and yet what it spawns out of them is also exactly the reason why they shouldn't ever be together ❤️ amen
#talk#camp lazlo#scoutmaster lumpus#jane doe#there's like so much room for them to paralell each other like ugh#my Themes...#but like to me it's either going to flames immediately or enabling the worst of them#cus frankly anything else also isn't very interesting to me#and don't get me wrong i love when lumpus is being a fucking idiot over her#but like What is there for jane? NOTHING#she deserves so much better#at least with slinkman he and lumpus have history y'know it's so much different when you're already life partners#but anyway it's funny to me because jane is slinkman's friend FIRST OF ALL and lumpus's Target of Affection SECOND#he's in the middle of them here#but if i had to see jane ''fix'' lumpus i would put my head into my hands and slink into the deep earth#the two of them getting married in canon is only excused and funny due to the fact that lumpus gets arrested literally a few episodes later
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will forever have a soft spot for chloe cause yeah dawg i get it we can try to avoid becoming attached out of the overwhelming fear of being abandoned again but miserably fail together
#she's not the best person ever#but no one is#and i'm not excusing a lot of her actions#like the way she acted when kate called max will always leave me biting my fist out of frustration#but people love to just stare at the surface n focus on the parts of her that aren't great#n don't bother to wonder what got her there#the part that jumps to conclusions and does things out of pure selfishness#and that part that doesn't really think things through...#like shooting that damn bumper#but i GET IT#putting so much trust and love into people just to have them disappear on you especially if you dont know if its intentional#not getting closure can do SO much damage it's not even funny#n it legit can just make you feel like an idiot when you look back like#why did i try so hard just to end up alone#like this girls life went downhill at the age of 14#she just like me fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭#no but#it's hard not to feel like the worlds against you#even at the end she acknowledges that she's been selfish#SO#i don't like believing that she chooses to be this way yknow like#i truly think that she believes acting like a hardass all the time is the only way she'll be able to get by anymore#she lost her dad n then max n then tried again with rachel and then lost her#i'd be fuckin insane too#girl just doesn't wanna be hurt anymore#there's better ways of coping and acting but overall i get where she's coming from#n ill always save her bc i genuinely believe that she deserves a second chance#to live her life and find happiness again#life is strange#chloe price
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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed
#ITS ME ☝️☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned#okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned#THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH#bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it#yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone#until my friends told me today#LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE#but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid#and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell#like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor#but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit#and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me#NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old#bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday 😭😭#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of “i hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU today”#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional#and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working#like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh#bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that#like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day#and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was “being stupid”#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit#AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR 😭😭🙏🙏
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...ok I might be getting invested in the Ishdon MLB AU beyond it just being a passing idea-
#void screaming#i'm gonna need names for these idiots hero identities#if you have any suggestions chuck 'em at me#also oomf (hi corvus!) gave me permission to use their hawkmoth-based oc (apatura)#depending on how hard i wanna throw her at this au the yuri is gonna get up to 20x more complicated#because it's fucking apatura#she akumatizes people as an excuse to have homoerotic sword duels with her ladybug (minuet)#i should know#i'm minuet's mun
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Oh no that 'cure' isn't working too well is it Janeway? How embarassing!!!!
#threshold au#art#my art#janeway#kathryn janeway#been hanging onto this one for a while#i wasnt really sure with what i was doing lol#UM IS THIS TF??? I PROMISE YOU IM NOT INCLINED (much hehe)#Tail chest bursing out of her pants IDIOT#good thing she excused herself or something idk LOL
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no you jerk, buddy daddies ain't sexualizing anything, the damn kid is just hugging her dad(?), you're sexualizing it
#sighs loudly#It seems like there couldn't be close father-daughter relationships without some idiot jumping in and saying she's being sexualized.#there are even people who are saying that she is sexualized because kazuki helped her in the bathroom ????#excuse me??#she is FOUR#of course she needs fucking help in the bathroom you dumbass#buddy daddies
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Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank
#like... idk maybe cause I don't have a son but does anyone else have experience with a mom acting delulu for their son???#like... 1st she paid $17k for the brand new 2022 which he traded in behind her back so he can get a 'fast car'#he got in an accident in the fast car mom put the parts to repair on her credit cards#since now the fast car wasnt pretty any more with mixmatch parts he traded in that car for a lexus for payments#which is dumb cause the whole excuse on why he traded in the 2022 cause he didn't want payments#he hit a deer with the lexus and i guess he thought they was gonna total the car cause he was already looking for a new one#but they gonna fix the lexus but he still went to try to get that car...#and that lady just agreed to it...#he owes her thousands of dollars...#she keeps on saying 'oh well he got a new job making $17 an hour and plus he's working a part time he's gonna pay me back#he's been saying that since he traded the 2022 and he barely paid you anything...#like why are you enabling his impulse purchasing???#he thinks these cars are like toys or something and you just letting him use your cash and credit like that...#then she's like... 'well I would do the same for us' referring to us other daughters#but like... we're not idiots that would purposely put you in these situations...#why on earth does he need a 2nd car??? he only making $17 an hour plus a part time job??? you live at home??? why did you agree to this???#just tell him no for once????#idk I feel like I'm going crazy or am I just super stingy with my money and credit score?#callyie chat
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it's probably not a normal household thing to be fantasizing about escaping and going no contact
#vent#a few... months? maybe? ago#when i hadn't been taking care of my hair for a while#she threatened to cut it all off herself if i let it get that bad again#i haven't brushed my hair since#because i hate thinking about it#and because i hope she does that#so that i'll finally have an excuse to hate her and run away#stupid.#i wanna buy a ticket to canada with the emergency copy of her credit card she gave me and public transport my way to the airport and#live in a motel in canada off of my college savings until i can get a sustainable job or some shit#stupid idiotic moronic#why did i start making vent posts. it's not like talking about my feelings helps or something.#it's not like anybody would even want to read them. why would they.#besides all of that would take too much planning anyway. i can't even go grocery shopping.#i was supposed to do that today. and instead i spiralled#the other day i was supposed to load dishes into the dishwasher. and instead i spiralled#and i expect to be able to do all fuckin that? and live on my own?#ohhh my mom's calling me! woohoo! yay!
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Not my mom wondering why I don’t like her friend
I’m sorry 🙄 I’m sorry I don’t like your home wrecking friend who fucked a married man and THOUGHT he’d leave his wife for her
What a dumbass
#I have absolutely zero sympathy for her#‘oh but she’s an orphan and has no one’ me vale madre 😂#that doesn’t excuse her from making shit choices#now she has a baby and zero support cuz broski gave up all parental rights#broski found out she was pregnant and said ‘NAH’#broski doesn’t like children and he’s also in his 50s lmao he doesn’t have the lifespan for one#and dw he’s a fucking idiot too I hate his ass#literally a fucking prick idk what my mom sees in him as a friend#she has shit friends#he’s a cheater and she’s a home wrecker#and the poor wife is genuinely a sweet and wonderful person#she was in her 20s when she met him so that’s immediately gross like wtf dude there’s a reason why he’s aiming younger#dude is literally disgusting#I hate hiiiiiiiim#‘he groomed her’ she was a 20 something old adult ass woman shut the fuck up#stop infantalizing 20 year olds it’s so 🤡#‘the brain isn’t formed until 25’ and yet somehow I knew better than to touch someone who’s taken all this time
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