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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

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It's fun when you go into a spiral and you know you're in the wrong. Guilt squared

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I just noticed that people keep falling for Paulina's autistic(?) Nerd swag in the thea stilton 7 roses series

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"I want the Witches Carnally."

"You what." [Mom is a Witch]

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I love it when i grow an absurd attachment to a character who's debatably canon at best and storyline is only present as crack treated seriously in their game then start headcanoning shit up because I love them and the next thing I know I've made it so they're a Horror who caused the fucking Black Plague from a crashout in my hc continuity

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This user loves Limbus Company

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Why are the sinners playing among us for Ishmael's estrogen on my dash

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See the thing is i was pulling shit off of the top of my head so now the list is gonna get longer (/silly)

Anyway if anyone has more points to add to this absurdly long list feel free to reblog

If I had a nickel for every time Kim Yea-Lim voiced

A blond character

Who is some form of nobility/royalty

Lives(d) in a castle

Is the one with the least* moral ambiguity surrounding them

Has a mini arc about them getting their shit together (but not nessecarily lock in)

Has the fandom dread their Big Boy Arc™ because one of the recent stories gave Information that points to "yeah they're Not gonna have a great time

They do not have a great time

This ungreat time is instigated by a blue twink with a knack for theatrics and stageplay

The blue twink Also has unfanthomable powers

They get harrased by said blue twink into a crashout

The crashout happens because they've been told that their life and reality is a lie

They get a new outfit that is more in line with the antagonist party's theme

By extension, join the opposing side

Have a boss fight somewhere in this crashout arc

Leave and distance themselves from the main character party

Have an important story beat involving a river that is a clear reference to the Lethe from greek mythos

Their voice is noticably deeper/heavier as a 'bad guy' character

There's another storybeat where they go "i'm a monster" even though admission of such makes it so that isn't the case because it means they're aware of what's wrong and feel guilty about it

"The person you knew is gone" [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND] (buzzer was pressed by their friends)

"They're not my friends; I don't care about them" (cares so much that they hesitate to leave them to die)

Eventually realizes that even if their life was a lie it was still true to them and others

Then proceeds to embrace that lie and the truth which resolves their crash out arc

At the end of the arc the place where everything happens starts falling apart because the person who maintained it is no longer present (either dead or gone)

The fandom ships them with a blue character with associations to uncanny knowledge and the moon and it is So gay

I'd have 2 nickels, which... ok why is this list so long??

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Playing cookie run kingdom and i keep pulling Golden Cheese Cookie for some reason (i've pulled her 3 times + 1 awakening so far)

Now mind you I'm not complaining, I just find it weird that this specifically happens every time I decide to talk about my crk oc Cheese Mushroom Cookie (aka Cheeseshroom)...

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Can't say I've brought you an ask... Aha! Take this instead!

Holds up your ask legend of zelda item get style

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Reblog this if you want asks rn

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The minecraft smp only started 3 days ago and one of the players has already gotten nETHERITE AND KILLED THE WARDEN—

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Sorting out my drawer and i'm finding things i didn't even know existed

Hey past me why the Fuck is there a sheet of seaweed in our binder of math notes?????

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If I had a nickel for every time Kim Yea-Lim voiced

A blond character

Who is some form of nobility/royalty

Lives(d) in a castle

Is the one with the least* moral ambiguity surrounding them

Has a mini arc about them getting their shit together (but not nessecarily lock in)

Has the fandom dread their Big Boy Arc™ because one of the recent stories gave Information that points to "yeah they're Not gonna have a great time

They do not have a great time

This ungreat time is instigated by a blue twink with a knack for theatrics and stageplay

The blue twink Also has unfanthomable powers

They get harrased by said blue twink into a crashout

The crashout happens because they've been told that their life and reality is a lie

They get a new outfit that is more in line with the antagonist party's theme

By extension, join the opposing side

Have a boss fight somewhere in this crashout arc

Leave and distance themselves from the main character party

Have an important story beat involving a river that is a clear reference to the Lethe from greek mythos

Their voice is noticably deeper/heavier as a 'bad guy' character

There's another storybeat where they go "i'm a monster" even though admission of such makes it so that isn't the case because it means they're aware of what's wrong and feel guilty about it

"The person you knew is gone" [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND] (buzzer was pressed by their friends)

"They're not my friends; I don't care about them" (cares so much that they hesitate to leave them to die)

Eventually realizes that even if their life was a lie it was still true to them and others

Then proceeds to embrace that lie and the truth which resolves their crash out arc

At the end of the arc the place where everything happens starts falling apart because the person who maintained it is no longer present (either dead or gone)

The fandom ships them with a blue character with associations to uncanny knowledge and the moon and it is So gay

I'd have 2 nickels, which... ok why is this list so long??

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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

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"I feed off your sadness like an academic succubus"

- my calc 1 teacher

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can never be mysterious i gotta update this fucking blog every 8 minutes