#except for the anon

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

[oifaaa]

Stephanie Brown

Is currently playing basket ball in my highschool au

She'd doing great

[tangledinink]

What events occurred that led to Leo's encounter with the Fae?

oh. you know. the usual. this and that. encounters with hostile invading aliens, near-death experiences...

... and portal magick gone awry, leaving one hopelessly stranded far from home in the feywilds. nothing y'all haven't watched before (...mostly.)

[ ⚘ clover crown ⚘ ]

[bbq-potato-chip]

thinking about saiura

[spirit-lanterns]

Foxes (and presumably, Foxians in turn) are usually monogamous and have one mate for life

But, sometimes there's "extra-pair", which can happen when a male fox trespasses to mate with a vixen who's tod is away.

Oh, additionally, with most big cats (mainly leopards and jaguars), they'll fight super hard for a mate... unless the two are close or siblings or something, in which case they'll take turns mating with the female.

Anyway, all this is to say that I kind of think alphas would be similar, and it might be neat for the three foxians to take turns claiming Omega!Reader while trying to convince Omega!R that they're definitely the best fit for her!

Tingyun would be the trespasser, while Yukong and Feixiao would be the alphas that were close with each other, in this senerio.

No one wins, and now Omega!Reader smells like she's claimed by three different scents that don't mesh well together at all...

—🪽

I’m cackling at the thought of Tingyun being the sneaky fox trying to intrude on Feixiao and Yukong’s territory, in order to mate with their omega. But she always gets chased off before she could get too close, leaving her to come back from time to time because she’s determined to snag the pretty omega for herself.

One day when Feixiao and Yukong go out hunting though, I can see Tingyun trespassing into your cave to seduce you, and by the time Feixiao and Yukong come back, they see the sneaky fox already mounting you from behind and grinning while she mates with you. Cue a screaming session between the Foxian alphas (but it sounds like actual foxes screaming) as Feixiao chases her off the territory and Yukong checks on you to make sure that sneaky fox didn’t hurt you. She didn’t, but she most definitely left her mark on you which meant you were also mated to her 😭

Feixiao and Yukong being a close pair that shares you makes sense though. It actually works because I made both their scents be similar (Feixiao smells like wet forest wood and Yukong smells like wet moss). However, Tingyun herself smells like lychee, so now you smell like a mix of wet forest and moss, as well as a sweet lychee smell from that playgirl Tingyun…

[bluegiragi]

A question:

İs Price like. Born as a dragon? Like Soap was born as a Werewoll. Or is he like Ghost ended up turning into a monster?

Going smth "Yeah sure I'll become a dragon"

This was on my head last night so much That I slept at 2 am

Price, Soap and Gaz were all born as the monsters that they are. Ghost is the only one who became one.

[tonycries]

Tony alpha.. who’s the best duo to get banged by :3

Options being, Nanami/Higu, Toji/Shiu, Yuki/Cho, Gojo/Geto, or maybe even be silly with Sukuna/Uraume..

[bixels]

I wanted to ask this for a while. Are all unicorns in your AU witches or only those who dedicate to learning and developing their magic skills?

Love your art so much

All unicorns-turned-human have a natural calling toward magic, so it comes easier to them (except for Trixie), but only those who train become witches. Miss Rarity, for example, could feasibly do magic, but it doesn't really interest her.

[nobleriver]

TWD: The Ones Who Live - Finale Opening Scene + Blurred/Faraway

Requested by Anonymous

[frownyalfred]

I can't find it, but I saw a post where both Jacob Kane and Phillip Wayne didn't want to take baby Bruce after the death of the Wayne's and I just imagine it with Pennywayne

Just... Alfred realizing that his baby could be taken away from him and he can't do anything about it, just to be filled with hope as Jacob broke down saying that it's too painful to look at Bruce and he already knows that Phillip wouldn't want to take care of a child

He gets to keep his baby, only for him to never be able to show it, he's being watched and scrutinized at every turn and if the public thinks he's doing something wrong then its all over

He has to be professional, he's a butler not a father and that pains him every day

🥺🥺🥺

[carbonmonoxide-detector]

how do you differentiate between schizo hallucinations and CO?

I think you're taking a gimmick blog a little too seriously

[kedreeva]

#we spoke of this a LOT at work after that one tech was murdered and hidden in a wall

hi!👋 hello! kedreeva! i’m going to need to ask you to explain this!!!!

So back in 2009, a lab student named Annie Le was murdered at Yale university. Cameras saw her going on into a building, but not out again and it was like, the eve of her wedding (or close to? I don't remember) so clearly she had places to be and people waiting for her so they immediately started looking and the next day (or so? Anyway on the day of her wedding) they found her body in a recess in a wall, down in the areas where the research animals were kept. It turns out, a tech had killed her, but since there were cameras like EVERYWHERE, he just, I guess, left her there. Well, hid the body where it was. I don't remember how they caught him, but they did. It was a horrifying story. It still is.

And it was a huge news story among the folks at my workplace because, at the time, I was working at a different university, as an animal husbandry technician. As you can imagine this was a kind of intense time to be in that situation. They started offering, like, I'm not gonna say counseling but it was "if you need to talk we would prefer you talk to us about something wrong rather than kill anyone about it" and as techs (even if we were not even the same kind of tech, the killer was a lab tech and we were husbandry techs but I think a lot of people assumed it had been a husbandry tech since she was in an animal area), we were kind of getting the side eye from lab people for weeks afterwards. Like they thought we were gonna go "wow that's a fantastic idea, you're next!" or something, idk. And I mean like, people would freeze when you were alone in a hallway, or turn and walk the other way, or duck into the nearest room and watch you walk past, and they were all being super nice/civil to us when they did have to interact. It was very atypical behavior for lab people. Like not all of them, some of them had always been nice and weren't worried, but some of the people who had been unbelievable dicks previously were walking on eggshells. And the people who had friends in other universities reported this was happening at their jobs, too.

And instead of talking to The Man (because all the higher ups were garbage at the time), we just. talked among ourselves. It was a lot of "I may say I feel like strangling lab people sometimes when they do things that drive me up a wall but I don't MEAN it you know that right" and it also led to group discussions of what would be a theoretical *better* solution to hiding a body than what happened, with clear disdain for doing things like hiding bodies in walls, which is a terrible idea and one we would never do (looking at the people who think we might have decided this was a great idea actually).

Which consequently led to a lot of supervisors and/or managers that happened to overhear us bringing us donuts or arranging pizza for lunch in like, some kind of bid to help us feel appreciated, I guess, so that we wouldn't murder anyone, even though none of us were going to do that anyway. But also none of us were in a position to turn down free donuts or pizza or whatever.

And then after a few weeks, maybe a month or so, people just kind of forgot and moved on and things went back to normal like fifty people hadn't spent every lunch hour for weeks talking quietly among themselves about how human bodies would definitely fit into a carcass disposal barrel or that you'd have to crush hip bones and/or skulls before incineration. Hypothetically.

Like I said, it was a VERY weird time to be at my job, and every time I remember it happening feels like a fever dream. I can't even imagine what it was like at Yale.

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ngl the "im white so i dont talk abt any characters' race ever bc im afraid of accidentally saying something racist" approach to fandom is like. very weak. imo.

like first of all: i get that "i dont incorporate race into my media analysis because i'm afraid of messing up" comes from a different place than "i don't incorporate race into my media analysis because I Don't See Race 😊 there is only The Human Race." but it has the same functional effect, right? that effect being that your analysis of [INSERT MEDIA HERE] ignores the very real way that race impacts people.

second of all: it feels kinda lazy! like ur saying "i dont know enough abt race to feel comfortable commenting on how race affects this show and i dont care enough to learn." the only way to become more comfortable discussing race is to actually practice discussing race. but when i see people saying this it feels like they're saying "i'm white, which means i don't know how to talk about race, and i don't have to know how to talk about race, and i don't ever have to know how to talk about race, so i'm choosing to never learn how to talk about race."

third of all: just because you don't openly talk about race doesn't mean you're any less likely to accidentally say or do something racist. implicit biases run deep, y'all. it's probably already there in your interpretation of the show. but the "i don't want to accidentally say something racist" implies that you are positive that your interpretation of the show isn't racist. and i'm not saying you're wrong. but i'm saying that if a person of color tells you that something you said about [INSERT MEDIA HERE] was racist, you better be prepared to actually listen and not just brush them off because "i can't be racist! i purposefully never talk about race just to make sure i'm not racist!"

which brings me to my final point: if you do accidentally say something racist... literally just apologize. if someone says you've been doing something racist, apologize and stop doing that thing. it's literally not that hard. i've done it. i've seen other people do it. "i'm scared of being called racist!" is such a weak excuse im tired of it. getting called racist is not the end of the fucking world. calm the fuck down and grow a spine. jesus.

[hungharrington]

i just know steve moans so much when he eats 🐱 and he’s so messy with it like, so so much spit and and he just devours it like a man starved. doesn’t even stop even if you came and are overstimulated, he just keeps going🙌

steve eating 🐱 lives in my mind rent free and i’m not even mad about it🗣️

have a great week jay<3

-🍒

you know it, i know it, so it must be true

i just picture him, hair all mussed from how you’ve been tugging on it, his eyes closed in complete bliss, hot mouth just so messy— and the noises? god he’d be groaning from the moment he coaxed your thighs apart and caught the scent of your slick- tongue fucking your little hole with his hands curled around your thighs to keep you pulled to his face, his lips mouthing and sucking, moving up to spit on your clit and then moaning when you shudder, cooing and praising all the little noises you make while the bottom half of his face sheened with your arousal just like fucking christ he would eat it SO good

[sreppub]

Seeing any character (specifically Bruce or Dick) heavily pregnant and cuddling with one of their older children is always so cute!! Or like, pregnant Dick with little Mar'i who constantly asks about the baby and wants to feel them kick and loves to cuddle with her daddy bc he's so comfy and warm!!

I also feel like there's never enough domestic mpreg stuff with timkon, if that's something that floats your boat lmao (sorry that's so vague, I think anything with those two would be cute!!)

Jason, later, holding baby damian: he fucking Lied.

[naughtybg3confessions]

My whole 21 years here on Earth I was sure of my straightness. Why has Astarion ruined this? It started with the bite scene giving me a boner and now I’ve jerked off to him more times than I’d like to admit. Am I gay now?