#🪽 anon

[perotovar]

i have a headcanon— my own truth, if you will.

to me, all womanizer pedro characters (except for javier) are actually real bad in bed. straight up incapable of making a woman orgasm.

that's my truth - 🪽

honestly? i'm with you lol and i don't consider javier to be a womanizer, anyway.

lets think of all the womanizers, shall we?

jack would probably be considered a womanizer, but i think a lot of it is a part of his act as a spy. real jack is, in my mind, like the lovely @grogusmum wrote here. i consider it canon and it's incredible.

max phillips is absolutely a womanizer. he's the quintessential frat bro douchebag. however, the movie is told from evan's pov so i'm of the mind that he's not actually as bad as he portrayed to be, but that doesn't mean he's completely green. he also canonically sleeps with elaine and i fully believe that the scene was meant to be played for laughs because "lol the hot vampire would NEVER fuck a fat woman" but pedro played it very convincingly so, to me, he's canonically attracted to fat women. so i like to think a similar thing happens with max as with jack, where a hot, fat babe teaches him a thing or two.

lucien can't make a woman cum to save his life. he's a hit it and quit it kind of guy and it's toxic as hell. doesn't know what he's doing because he really only cares about getting himself off. oh, and he's got a million baby mamas to prove it. now, do i think this can be unpacked and unlearned? sure, but not every babe in the ppcu can be an orgasm king

is dieter considered a womanizer? i don't think so. i think he's too sensitive/too much of a hopeless romantic to be one. i definitely think he's had some toxic relationships because he couldn't commit/the drugs got in the way, tho. but i do think he's able to make you cum. in fact, i think he's more enthusiastic about it than some others.

and if anyone considers oberyn a womanizer that can't make you cum, i'm going to FIGHT THEM. that man is making everyone cum. multiple times.

and that's my truth~

[ditzydoe444]

HEAR ME OUT

loser!jason and popular!reader, where jason is a total beast in the sheets with a huge dick duh, jealous of the preppy aholes around you, saying shit abt how no one else can make u feel like this!!!!!!!🤭

-🪽

MDNI 18+

loser! jason todd x popular! reader

—ㅤ꒰ྀིㅤ jason todd x reader ಿৎ

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jason hated the way the frats surrounded you, their arms wrapped around your shoulder during their party like they owned you, thinking they could even satisfy an ounce of your needs. they couldn’t, because only he did, and you told him.

despite having little to no friends or a social life, jason had a huge cock, like monster cock. it’s sheer girth was enough to make the stretch slightly burn, your tummy having a small bulge as he moved inside your cunt. and when he came, he came a lot.

“those fucking frats don’t know how to make you cum,” he grunted, thrusting inside your tight gummy walls as your cunt made the most lewd squelches, dribbling all over his cock.

“m-mhm,” you moaned as your nails clawed his back, barely hanging on due to his thrusts. jason couldn’t help a sly grin that reached his face, “bet they don’t make you dumb like i do yeah?” he grunted, watching his cock disappear into your cunt.

“why bother entertaining them when you have me hm? am i not enough?”

you shook your head, tears streaming down your face from the sheer sensation alone. “n-no, you’re more than enough,” you moaned as you gasped your air, being a drooling mess with tear stained cheeks.

“clearly not when they’re still talking to you,” his voice low, the frats were no competition, despite how much of a loner he was, he knew that they couldn’t fuck you like how he did.

“walkin’ around so prim and proper around campus but behind closed doors you liked to get fucked like a slut hm?” he taunts, your wide eyes staring at him blankly and dilated.

“so god damn pathetic, crawling back to me after some snobby rich boys couldn’t satisfy you.”

[bloodibambiidoll]

I'm asking waayyy too much BUT ITS THE LAST ONE I PINKY PROMISE( for today. . .)

Anyyywaayyssss, okay so what if weird girl!reader was hanging around n climbing trees or something (bc I do that-) and JJ sees her and he's like "girl wtf r u doing up there" and blah blah blah it's there first time meeting too (it would be fun if rafe sees this and they're not dating yet n he gets a lil jelly hehe)

VERY RANDOM BUT MY HEAD JUST WORKS LIKE THATTT

Ty bb🪽🫀

Omg yes!! This is such a cutie idea!! I actually had this pic saved on her Pinterest board bc she absolutely climbs trees. Sometimes she just climbs a little too high… Jealous!Rafe, fluff, lovesick!Rafe 18+MNDI!

(Also in another world Jj & Weird!girl would be so cute actually)

“What’re you doing up there?” The sound of someone’s voice nearly has you falling off the tree branch you’re perched on as your hand flies to chest and a surprised gasp leaves you. You look below you to see a head of messy blonde hair and ocean blue eyes squinting up at you through the sun. You’ve never met him, but recognize him of course, it’s not like the island is particularly big so you’ve seen everyone at least once. Jj Maybank, he’s from the cut so it makes sense that you’ve never really crossed paths. He’s cute though.

“Umm… I’m doing pretty much exactly what it looks like I’m doing, sitting in a tree.” You let out a little small chuckle as you look down at him. “What are you doing down there?”

“Well, I’m exactly what it looks like I’m doing, walking on the ground.” You snort at that, giving him a playful roll of your eyes. “I know, I’m hilarious. I was just makin’ sure you weren’t stuck up there or anything.”

“I mean, I wouldn’t say stuck. I’d say I may have flown too close to the sun climbing up this high.” You shrug as you kick your dangling feet back and forth.

“Soooo… you’re stuck then?” Jj smirks up at you as he adjusts the cap on his head so it’s facing backwards. It gives you a better view of his face, he’s cute. Maybe if you weren’t already so invested in Rafe you would definitely be interested in him.

“I mean, mentally? Yes. Physically? No. I could get down whenever I want, actually.” Your voice is sickly sweet and Jj wonders why he’s never talked to you before. He’s seen you around and he’s always thought you were hot. That whole semi creepy but still angelic vibe you give off really does it for him.

“Yeah? You need some help?” He chuckles and leans his hand against the trunk of the tree, out stretching his neck and accentuating his jaw. He looks like he’d be nice to bite.

“She’s good, Maybank.” Your head whips around to see Rafe walking down the dirt path with a stone cold look set on his face. “I can help my girl. You can fuck off now.”

“Rafey! Hi!” You smile wide as you wave down at him enthusiastically. You sent him a picture of you up in the tree telling him you might need a little help getting down and he immediately dropped everything to come to your rescue.

“Rafey, huh? That’s adorable, truly.” Jj smirks at Rafe and it has him breathing out hard through his nostrils. He’s been trying really hard not to beat every man who looks at you to a pulp but seeing fucking Jj Maybank smirking up at you while you giggle is making him see red.

“Shut the fuck up, Pogue. Didn’t I tell you to fuck off? I suggest you do before we have an actual problem.” Rafe takes a few steps towards him, his eyes are like blue fire as he glares at Jj like he wants to burn him alive. It’s kind of hot. If you’re being honest with yourself.

“Okaaaay, I think that’s enough. I’m good Jj, thank you for offering to help me, you’re sweet.” You give him a saccharine smile and it makes him swoon just a little. You are so cute that if he wasn’t trying to stay off the cops radar he would probably stand here and fuck with Rafe even more.

“Yeah, no problem, sweetheart. See ya around, let me know if pretty boy over here decides to fuck you over, I don’t mind being your rebound.” Jj bites his lip as he winks at you before turning to walk off. Rafe wants to chase after him and wipe that smug ass look off his face by shoving it into the dirt.

“Raaaafe.” You snap your fingers to get his attention and it pulls him out of his rage filled trance. He looks up at you, smiling down at him so sweetly and he almost forgets who Jj Maybank even is. Almost. He still wants to kick his fucking ass.

“Hmm? Yeah baby?”

“Can you help me get down now?” He giggle and Rafe swears it’s his favorite sound other than when you scream for him while you fall apart in his cock.

“Oh shit, yeah. C’mere.” Rafe moves so he’s directly under you with his arms outstretched. “Jump down, I’ll catch you.”

“I don’t know, Rafe. I’m pretty high up.” Your expression turns nervous so Rafe leans up so he can hit the bottom of your shoe with the tips of his fingers.

“You’re not even that high, see? Just fuckin’ jump. Promise I won’t let you fall.” He shakes his hands above his head and gives you that semi goofy, reassuring smile that’s reserved only for you.

“Okay. Fine.” You let out a dramatic sigh before bracing your hands on the branch so you can push yourself down into Rafe’s arms. A little squeal leaves you when he grips onto your hips and pulls you against his chest. You wrap your arms around his neck so you can plant a messy smooch on his lips. “My savior!! How will I ever repay you, fair knight?”

“Pft. You’re so fuckin’ dramatic.” Rafe snorts as he lightly sets you down on the ground.

“I’m dramatic? You were about to beat Jj’s ass for trying to help me!” You laugh, jokingly pushing your hand into his shoulder.

“Nah, he was doing more than just trynna help you.” Rafe grabs onto your hand so he can pull you closer against his chest. “He was fucking flirting with you and you’re mine.”

“Yours, huh? Guess I missed the letter in the mail that said we were official.”

“Oh my god, you’re so dumb.” Rafe throws his head back with a groan but you can see the smile painted across your lips. “I thought I made it pretty fuckin’ clear that you’re my girl.”

“Hmmm… I don’t know, might need you to spell it out for me.” Your giggle makes butterflies erupt in his stomach and Rafe never believed in that butterflies in your tummy bullshit until he met you.

“Ugh. You’re a brat, you know that?” You shrug, letting out a satisfied hum. “Fine. Be my girlfriend?”

“Uh, duh, I already am.” He rolls his eyes and you give him a satisfied smile. “Just wanted to hear you say it.”

“You’re sooo in for it when we get back to my place. Brat.” He grips onto your neck, pulling your lips against his in a rough kiss. “Car. Let’s go.”

“Okay, okay, sooo bosssy.” He smacks your ass and you yelp, running full speed toward his truck.

“Oh hell nah! Get your lil ass back here!!”

Taglist: @babygorewhore @strawberrydolly333 @starkeysprincess @sturnioloshacker @nemesyaaa @rafeinterlude @loserboysandlithium

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[devil-in-hiding]

i had to put myself on anon for this request because i’m: shy🧎‍♀️

but pls just imagine ex!simon and hole inspection o_O

like you can’t tell me simon wouldn’t have you bent over the arm of the couch, thumbing at your folds and shoving two of his thick fingers inside of you to see if you’re still as tight as you used to be

(bonus points for the degradation and smacks he leaves on your ass)

- 🪽

One minute the two of you are arguing, the next your bent over your couch with your jeans around your ankles and Simon’s fingers spreading your folds, the familiar feel of his touch making you whimper, hanging your head as you support yourself on shaky arms. “Simon-“

“You let anyone else fuck ya?” He asks, dark and dangerous and a tingle shoots up your spine when his thumb taps your entrance. You shake your head, spreading your legs farther. “No sir, never.” Your whine turns to a squeal when he lands a solid slap to your ass, massaging the fat there before wrapping his hand around your hip.

“Lyin’ to me pretty girl? Ya know what happens when you lie.” Simon growls, and you bite your lip. Tempting… but you shake your head, looking at him over your shoulder with half-lidded eyes, pouting. “No one could fuck me as good as you-Fuck!” You gasp when he sinks his middle finger into you, the two of you groaning as you grip the cushion tighter. “Simon!”

“Christ you’re stranglin’ my fuckin finger..” He breathes, and your knees tremble when he leans down, trailing kisses down your spine as he opens you up on his finger, slowly, the way he always loved to do on the nights where the two of you wouldn’t leave the bed until the early hours of the morning

[spirit-lanterns]

Foxes (and presumably, Foxians in turn) are usually monogamous and have one mate for life

But, sometimes there's "extra-pair", which can happen when a male fox trespasses to mate with a vixen who's tod is away.

Oh, additionally, with most big cats (mainly leopards and jaguars), they'll fight super hard for a mate... unless the two are close or siblings or something, in which case they'll take turns mating with the female.

Anyway, all this is to say that I kind of think alphas would be similar, and it might be neat for the three foxians to take turns claiming Omega!Reader while trying to convince Omega!R that they're definitely the best fit for her!

Tingyun would be the trespasser, while Yukong and Feixiao would be the alphas that were close with each other, in this senerio.

No one wins, and now Omega!Reader smells like she's claimed by three different scents that don't mesh well together at all...

—🪽

I’m cackling at the thought of Tingyun being the sneaky fox trying to intrude on Feixiao and Yukong’s territory, in order to mate with their omega. But she always gets chased off before she could get too close, leaving her to come back from time to time because she’s determined to snag the pretty omega for herself.

One day when Feixiao and Yukong go out hunting though, I can see Tingyun trespassing into your cave to seduce you, and by the time Feixiao and Yukong come back, they see the sneaky fox already mounting you from behind and grinning while she mates with you. Cue a screaming session between the Foxian alphas (but it sounds like actual foxes screaming) as Feixiao chases her off the territory and Yukong checks on you to make sure that sneaky fox didn’t hurt you. She didn’t, but she most definitely left her mark on you which meant you were also mated to her 😭

Feixiao and Yukong being a close pair that shares you makes sense though. It actually works because I made both their scents be similar (Feixiao smells like wet forest wood and Yukong smells like wet moss). However, Tingyun herself smells like lychee, so now you smell like a mix of wet forest and moss, as well as a sweet lychee smell from that playgirl Tingyun…

[princessbrunette]

trying to break up with rafe because u don’t like how crazy he can be sometimes and no matter how hard he tries to manipulate u into not leaving him it’s not working until he drops to his knees, crying and begging u to stay that it actually works… then he proceeds to fuck u silly for even thinking u could break up with him ♡

– 🪽 anon

࣪𓏲ּ ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃

at first he’d try and argue against you, on the defensive because how dare you call him crazy? after everything he’s done for you? but as soon as you take one step towards the door he’s dropping to his knees infront of you with tears threatening to spill, the volume of his voice raising in panic.

“no please don’t leave baby, okay? please!” his tone resembles a scared child and you sigh. you told yourself you wouldn’t give in but you can’t help it, you feel awful. you stop your movements and face him, brow furrowed, the man kneeling right before you. “i’m gonna fix it okay? i’ll— i’ll get better and — and i’ll make it right. please” he’s panting, desperate. he holds you there with his hands on your hips, staring up at you with glassy eyes.

“you have to get help rafe.” you whisper, knowing you’re giving in like you promised yourself you wouldn’t.

“whatever you want, alright?” he tugs you a little closer and starts pressing frantic and desperate kisses along your stomach and hips. “lemme show you, ‘kay?”

by the time he’s got you cumming around his dick for the third time, he’s all but back to his regular self, growling into your neck with your knees pressed to your chest.

“yeah. s’right baby. just couldn’t leave this dick could you? needed your— fuck, needed your fill isn’t that right? good thing you’re not goin’ anywhere.”

your head was in the clouds, so you couldn’t care less what he was saying. the only reoccurring thought of concern in the back of your mind was how you don’t quite remember him putting on a condom.

you’re sure it’s fine, he must have done. rafe wouldn’t do that to you, right?

࣪𓏲ּ ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃

[sea-lanterns]

Some cats have this thing called Toxoplasma gondii.

Cats tend to spread it around to mice, and they tend to be more docile and not very frightened of cats.

Anyway, headcanon is that the cat ladies can give it to Mouse!Reader via kisses or licks.

Also:

I know that Mouse!Reader ISN'T a rat, but something very cute about them is that rats play and like to be tickled!

Usually they like wrestling, tug of war, and tag, and I just think it would be so cute for Mouse/Rodent!Reader to do something similar if she was under the influence of Toxiplasmosis!

Rats are also HIGHLY food motivated, like, if the Cat Women want her to beg, or do a trick, all they have to do is ask and she'll just do it for treats or lovins!

—🪽

Oh that’s actually a rlly interesting fact :0

It would explain why Mouse! Reader might get more comfortable around the felines later on. The more she is kissed and groomed by all these big cat ladies (and Lynette), the calmer she gets, to the point where she’s comfortable snuggling up to them. 🤭

Also, while Mouse! Reader isn’t a rat, I would assume she displays pretty similar behaviors when it comes to playing. Perhaps the game of “chase” with Lynette grows on her, and she actually likes being chased around by the cat ladies and picked up in their mouths. She could also enjoy “tug of war” with the canine ladies as well, but ofc; the big canine women would always win against a smol mouse…

[fcthots]

Hi! I m glad to see your inbox open again, last week I started having a Jason Todd brainrot (thanks to Pinterest for this) and when I type Jason Todd x reader on Tumblr your blog was one of the first ones I found (and the one whose most fics I spent the weekend reading 😅). Thank you so much for feeding my hiperfixation, you are talented and portrait Jason amazingly on your fics.

So now that your request are open, could you do a Jason x fem!reader with the prompt "Here! Take my jacket/coat". I love leather jackets and I would love to try Jackson's 😍

Btw, I am planning on showing on your inbox every once on a while. Could I ask for an anon emoji too, pretty please 🫶🏼?

Hey anon, good to have you

dealer's choice for emoji? bc then ur getting 🪽bc I think its cool

You swear you're gonna freeze to death. You and Jason ditched the gala not even 45 minutes after getting there. You booked it outside and argued on where you should sit like a married couple. The argument slowly derailed from there.

You tuck your arms closer around yourself. Your dress didn't exactly have a lot of fabric to keep you warm. "I realize now is a bad time to mention this, but I'm cold."

Jason looks at you like a cat that is thinking about how it's smarter than you. "I told you to bring a jacket."

"What jacket would match a gown, Jason? Huh? None! None is the correct answer!" You whisper shout, but your words have no real heat to them.

He crosses his arms. "Well maybe you shouldn't have worn such a skimpy dress!" You can see he's fighting off a smile from his own sarcasm.

"YOU PICKED OUT THE FUCKING DRESS!" You play along, but your voice trails off in a laugh.

He laughs when you laugh. "UGH. Fine. I guess you can have my jacket." He says it with faux annoyance and he's altogether stopped trying to suppress his smile.

After he dramatically shrugs off his jacket, he helps to slip it onto your shoulders, unable to suppress being a gentleman even for your fake fight.

Once it's snug on you, he takes a step back, eyes trailing over your form, looking at the dress he chose for you in his color (you lost a bet, but the dress was actually very nice and looked very good on you) and his jacket slipped over your shoulders.

After staring into your soul for a full minute, he finally opens his mouth. "New plan." You quirk an eyebrow before he continues. "We make a run for the manor and you take all of your clothes off."

You blink for a moment, processing his unexpected words. You nod. "Good plan. Slight issue: I am in heels."

"Princesses get carried. Let's go."

[cosmosluckycharms]

Just wanted to share my idea with neglected!Reader,,your stories gave me this idea.

Imagine hov!Reader luke the herrscher of void(she is from hi3,if u know it.)

After all these neglects,she ran away.Only to be captured and experimented on like in the canon.She was still child(like around 8-11)

After all these traumas,she completely gave up in humanity(The batfam and the negative side of it).Just imagine if reader is the one that is behind the newly villan robots and such!

Wouldn't it be such a wholesome renuin?(Reader almost killed one of them with no care.)

—🪽

if u wrote this id SO READ THIS this sounfs SO GOOD

i love this u should write this anon

help is this a sign to get into hi3

[ditzydoe444]

https://www.tumblr.com/ditzydoe444/775245580477890560/i-dont-condone-cheating-but-i-feel-like-perv?source=share

THIS!!! pls make this a fic i literally live for ur writing <33 oh and if its not taking can i be 🪽 anon pls xoxo

MDNI 18+

cheating perv! jason todd x bimbo! neighbour

a/n: added anon!!

perv! jason’s marriage was rough to say the least, his wife was constantly travelling for work making the whole relationship loveless with the lack of effort from the both of them. when they were together, they barely interacted, at most it was a ‘good morning’ or ‘good night’ before they both turned to their sides opposite each other on the bed and slept.

however, the moment you moved in as their neighbour you caught perv! jason’s attention, the way you wore the tiniest shorts, your cheeks hanging out with the tightest tank no bra made him go crazy. the most action he got was from his hand, so it was only reasonable to gawk at a beauty like you.

perv! jason who loved the way you rambled on about random things, your perfectly manicured nails on his arms as you beamed at him like he hung the stars in the sky. you were always so oblivious, acting like he did gods work by fixing cars, your mouth in a small ‘o’ shape when he explained it. “so you must be smart and strong?” you giggled as you gently nudged him, scooting closer as the scent of your sweet perfume filled his nostrils.

perv! jason who would jerk off to the sight of you pathetically humping your pillow, you were always so dumb leaving the curtains open, allowing jason to see everything. he saw the way you whined, tears rolling down your cheeks as you couldn’t come, you never did.

when you asked him to help build your furniture for your house perv! jason said yes of course, why would he deny a beautiful girl like you? jason had no shame touching you shamelessly, and from the way you giggled and blushed neither did you. whenever you hugged him as a ‘thank you’ his large hands gripped your ass, well more accurately your cheeks hanging from the tiny shorts. when the hug ended his lands would rest on your waist, gently rubbing it before going up pushing your tits together.

perv! jason had no shame in fucking you on the same bed he shared with his wife, you deep into the mattress whilst he cock bullied your cunt. “so deep jay,” you moaned as he shoved your head deeper into the pillow. “gonna keep this our little secret? can’t have people finding out a ditzy girl like you is getting fucked by an older married man.”

perv! jason had no control, devouring and bullying your poor cunt every single night. worst thing is that he would go and pick up his wife’s calls with you cuddled up next to him knocked out.

perv! jason sometimes would test the waters, purposely picking up the call when the two of you were fucking, your eyes wide and you shook your head, his large hands covering your glossed lips as sly grin formed on his face. you struggled keeping quiet, occasional ‘m-mmph!’ or ‘n-nngh!’ moans coming out as your supposed water proof mascara ran down your cheeks.

[pridewishes]

♔ || NUZI ICONS

250x250 || pupgender & corvidgender || bordered circle

like / rb + credit + read dni if using

requested by anon !!

[devil-in-hiding]

bully!soap & facefucking

like pls try and convince me that man’s favorite position isn’t you with your head hanging off the edge of the bed and forcing his cock down your throat and to your ribcage

“y’cryin’ already? barely just started, bonnie. s’fine—the tears make it easier to slip my dick past yer tonsils anyway”

(can i be a moot anon? can i be🪽?)

ARE WE MOOTS BC IF NOT WE SHOULD BE BECAUSE FUCK YEAH IT IS

This fucker loves watching the way your throat bulges in this position, can easily see the outline of his cock stuffed down it

you WILL have you pussy slapped in this position, don’t fight it or he’ll just spank it harder

[spirit-lanterns]

^^This is an older ask that I am now just answering.

Ok I did my best to screenshot the ask but since it was so long, it had to be cut up into different sections. I hope it’s still good tho 😅

Anywho, OMEGA FIREFLY IS SO CUTE. Shes so smol but mighty, and the fact that she simply vibrates with pure, raw, unfiltered honey badger energy for you is adorable. I do agree that omega x omega pairs are more looked down upon in comparison to alpha x alpha pairs, so Omega! Firefly and Omega! Asta have to put in a lot of work to defend your relationship from judgemental people.

Even though both you and Firefly/Asta are omegas, you both take turns defending each other from other alphas if either one of you get picked on. You’re getting hit on by a cocky alpha? Firefly is running up to you and rubbing her scent all over you, even though omega scents aren’t really that threatening. An alpha dared get close to you during your heat? Asta tries her best to mimic an alpha growl, even though it cracks a bit and sounds more like a small dog.

I also really love the idea of synthetic marking in this AU. Since we are in the world of HSR, technology is probably so advanced that alphas can mark other alphas and omegas can mark other omegas no problem. It might be a bit looked down upon because it’s not “traditional” but honestly it’s pretty much accepted at this point 🩷

[princessbrunette]

💭: sucking rafe’s fingers and looking at him like ‘🥺’ while sitting on his lap and grinding on his hard on ♡ i can clearly picture him looking at me with his mouth slightly open and hazy eyes 💕

– 🪽 anon

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he can already feel the lace of your panties covering your cunt through his shorts when you straddle his lap, being all sweet on him. you’d just arrived at tannyhill, rafe having the house to himself for a while with sarah and wheezie gone and his dad off to another country on some business trip he wasn’t allowed in on.

“y’know we — we could be livin’ like this soon. i mean this place, all ours. my dads thinking of selling this place but what— what he doesn’t know is that m’gonna buy it off him if he does… so he might aswell just give it to me…” he rambles, intense gaze pinning you where you’re sat. you’re the only one who listens to his fanatical plans and believes them, because rafe always gets things done no matter what— he handled everything for you.

your eyes widen yourself, a smile on your face. “really?” you gleam, thighs tightening around his lower body in excitement and he nods, proud smile on his face.

“uh-huh. can start our life together baby, isn’t that —amazing? can have everything the way we want… n’no one’s gonna tell us we can’t…” he muses, the two of you feeding off eachothers happiness, a inkling of insanity and obsession burning in your subconsciouses. his smile melts into a collected smirk, hands squeezing your hips. “can be my little housewife when we get everything figured out… how ‘bout that?”

you suck on your bottom lip, pink hearts practically forming in your pupils as you nod eagerly, wanting to hear more. your hips twitch at the excitement and his cock jumps in his boxers beneath you. you always got eachother hyped up like this, like there was a surge of electricity that flowed through the two of you as one joint unit, travelling through where his hands touched your skin.

“oh you like that idea huh? lemme think, yeah— yeah i’ll get a big shiny rock on that lil’ finger. every girl this side o’the islands g’nna want your head for that, baby. yeah. have you waiting here for me all pretty in those little skirts you like, waitin’ for me to come home from doin’ business… take my suit off for me so i c’n fuck some cameron babies into you… want that with me don’t you, sweetheart?” his voice drops lower as he speaks, feeling the way you grind your cunt against his hardening cock. you’re hanging onto every word, brows furrowed— eyes locked on his. he can feel you panting, your hot breath washing over his own lips as he tilts his head, head leaning against the chair he’s sat on slightly.

“fuck, these pretty lips.” he gets distracted, eyes on your mouth as his hand comes up to drag a thumb along your bottom lip, smearing the gloss around and pulling the plumpness of it down to rub his thumb along the inside of the lip. muscle memory from his coke head days, surely.

your tongue peeks out as you whine, speeding up your movements as you shamelessly hump on him, tasting the salt of his skin off the pad of his coarse thumb. he slots it into your mouth and lets you suck before replacing the thumb with two of his fingers, practically stuffing them into your mouth making your eyes water and brows furrow at the intrusion.

he’s frowning a little in concentration as he watches you suck on them sweetly, grinding and fighting for his approval. “g’nna get that throat nice and ready for me soon. thats uh—” he chuckles to himself before he completes the sentence, knowing its crude. “thats one of your housewife duties, you know?” he grins toothily, eyes never leaving your mouth once.

he looks at you once he pulls the digits out, wiping them carelessly on your cheek as you whine, trembling as you feel your stomach start to tense. “really gonna cum on my pants aren’t you?” he drawls, shaking his head “all ‘cos i promised you that good life, huh. ‘least i know you’ll never leave me. like this shit too much, don’t you?” his voice drops to a low mumble only you could hear as he smushes your cheeks, bringing your lips to his just as you’re about to reach your peak. it sounds so degrading coming from him, but you couldn’t even argue. he was right.

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[sea-lanterns]

Ohno! I'm getting a really subtle brainworm of Mavuika!

I'm legit thinking about re-installing Genshin for a bit exclusively because of her, this would mark the 3rd time I'd be reinstalling Genshin for a character, since it was first for Collei, then Arlecchino, and now her

I don't have any thirsts or anything similar for her, but I just keep thinking about that part where her sunglasses are down ever so slightly

I remember someone pointing out that she has a ZIPPER on her front (how did I not notice that at my first glance?!) And just uuuhkiewq!

I feel like you'd see her in a desert bar in the wee hours of the morning sipping on a strong, but fruity drink, you walk in, new to Natlan. Mavuika, seeing that you're a new face around these parts just smirks and beckons you closer.

I kind've think she'd be a bit more of a gentle dom. She'd let you be on top if you wanted to be, but she'd be the one guiding your moves, primarily your mouth to where her clothing usually covers up the focal point of her breasts

IMAGINE USING YOUR TEETH TO ZIP OFF HER TOP! Just going right from the top of her chest, aaall the way down, past her naval

She's just... so cool...

—🪽

If you’re bold enough to unzip her bodysuit using your teeth, Mavuika instantly takes a liking to you. She likes shy, good girls, but she also likes shy good girls who are bold enough to do something out of the ordinary 🤭

Talk back at her, nip at her, act a little frustrated when she does something like pat your ass or suck a too-dark-of-a-hickey onto your neck for all to see, it has Mavuika’s blood pumping and she’s addicted to it. I can see her mostly targeting sweet innocent women who have no idea where they are when they enter one of her favorite bars, so if you spice things up a bit and differentiate yourself from the usual girls, Mavuika is hooked and wants to keep you around for longer…

I can definitely see her being a bit of a gentle dom too, but she does like to spice things up a bit if she sees that you’re willing. Expect to fuck on her motorcycle at least 2-3 times, only if she knows you’re up for it though <3

[gabessquishytum]

(Human au) Chubby Hob going to meet his boyfriend’s siblings for the first time, and he’s nervous.

At this point he’s quite settled and comfortable with the fact that Dream finds him and his size incredibly sexy, but Hob is fully aware that this is not universally agreed with. He’s worried that Dream’s family will judge him poorly for his attraction to someone like Hob, or even use Hob’s weight as the start of some sibling shit-stirring.

Except when they arrive to the Endless family home, the first one to greet them is Desire, who gives Hob a very blatant once-over, before stating with unmistakable envy “Dream, you lucky bastard.”

That’s the most vocal response he gets, but to Hob’s bewilderment (and Dream’s pride), it’s made clear very quickly that every single one of the Endless siblings also finds him and his size incredibly sexy.

It’s up to you if this visit results in Hob x Endless Siblings, or if Hob simply leaves afterwards having very complicated feelings about the fact that apparently his boyfriend’s attraction to his fat is somehow genetic. Either way, Dream is disgustingly smug the entire time about finding Hob first.

-🪽anon

We love chubby Hob, we love chubby Hob being appreciated!!!!

This is such a nice idea. I'm imagining that at some point, Despair ends up talking to Hob and she's like "yeah I had to educate all my siblings on fat liberation and I swear to god if any of them were fatphobic I'd start smacking them, I just didn't anticipate that my lectures would make them appreciate fat people quite as much as this........ welcome to the family lol." And Hob is nothing but grateful for the fact that Despair has apparently hardwired all her siblings to be very respectful and admiring of his body type.

The best thing is none of the siblings are weird about him being fat. Nobody explicitly comments on his body at all. Which is nice, because Hob has been with people in the past who were attracted to his fatness in an almost creepy way, like it was the only interesting thing about him. The Endless siblings aren't like that at all. They just make him feel desirable and sexy and welcomed, making sure that he has a nice time, that he has lots of nice food and drinks. They all pay him attention in a way that makes him blush... but he's not uncomfortable in the least. He kind of likes how he feels when the siblings sigh that they're all still single, while Dream has found such a gorgeous man...

He feels right at home there on the sofa, with Dream’s arms possessively wrapped around him (and hands sneaking under his jumper to enjoy the soft pillow of his belly). Despair and Destruction are squeezed onto the sofa too and its warm and cozy. Death pats Hob’s head in a friendly gesture as she hands out drinks. Destiny tries to teach Delirium how to play a card game. Desire actually has their head in Hob’s lap, as they're splayed out all across the sofa like a contented cat.

Hob feels safe. And he knows for sure that he is loved. If Dream wants to show him off in the future, well... he certainly wouldn't be opposed to that!