#🍡 anon

[princessbrunette]

we have seen the way rafe reacts to the "watch my bf" trend but what about the other boys? how do you think they would react?

been pretty busy and missed u and our yap community how are we doing guys!!?

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this is so funny omg <3 missed ya !!

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jj was definitely built for this trend and would start yapping instantly, glancing at you as you walk away from the phone before instantly getting to work.

“hey y’all, it’s your boy papa j— lemme show you the bike i’m currently workin’ on.” he grabs the phone and walks it all the way outside where his deconstructed bike sits, the parts scattered messily around it. he films the scene as he chats away to the non existent audience. if you were to post it the comments would consist of ‘i’m sorry we tried to watch him but he got away’ etc !!

john b would get a little confused but he has the spirit! you set the camera down, saying your little ‘watch my bf for me’ prompt before disappearing out the doorway. john b would blink at the screen before swivelling his head round to where you disappeared to in confusion.

“uh, babe…?” he calls out— to receive no response. “right. okay… well…” he clears his throat. “hey there. i’m john booker routledge and uh… i’m just chilling right now. watching some tv… you know how it is. how’s your day? well i guess you can’t answer but… yeah…” you have to come back and get the phone because it’s somehow so awkward. if you posted it on tiktok the top comments would be ‘ma’am that is an old dog in a human suit’ and ‘this feels like when your mutual friend leaves you with the friend you don’t know’

pope would honestly crush this trend. you’d say what you need to say and leave, and pope would grin and spring into action like he was waiting for this moment. “uh, okay so i’m not sure what this is about but i’m going to take this opportunity to tell you guys about—” before yapping about the thing he’s currently interested in and has been researching non stop. when you come back in to retrieve your phone he’s still talking and even has the nerve to say “wow, i wasn’t even finished…” when you end the video. if posted, the top comments would be ‘we just got infodumped on’ and ‘me when i have a new hyperfixation’

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[livelaughlovesubs]

hello! I hope you write for Neuvillette! For the event, could I ask for fitting him with a collar and presenting him as a trophy? Thank you sm! <3

also please don’t stress yourself nini! Drink water, get proper rest, and make sure to take breaks! 🫶

(P.S, can I be 🍡 anon? If not that’s okay! ^v^)

Heee! Welcome 🍡 anon! Ofc our neuvi is okay :] and I looove the trophy prompt for some reason

Dom!reader x sub!neuvi - reader is gn

Warning: public humiliation, hair pulling, objectification, collaring

Anniversary event

A celebration in name of the new ruler of fontain has been organised. For the people to acknowledge him, to respect and worship him, and for him to come out as the one on top. It was a very important event, one that could be compared to the coronation of a new king. That’s why there’s a ball at the break of dawn, to showcase the authority of the chef justice - at least, that’s what was meant to happen.

The moment he entered the gigantic room - filled with people in fancy clothing chatting to their hearts content - every whisper disappeared, complete silence broke out under the sheer anticipation of meeting him. Many of them even held their breath, focusing on the only thing breaking the silence, the sound of footsteps. All eyes were on him, and on you, his escort. The music even stopped as the musicians couldn’t help but gawk. Though soon the smiles changed into shocked gasps, before quiet mumbling filled the atmosphere of the halls again.

You walked in front of Neuvillette, confidently, a big pleasant smile on your face. You had to show the world your chocolate side after all. Neuvi followed close behind, eyes as sharp as ever, not paying much attention to anyone other than you. His cold demeanour wasn’t anything new, but- he was wearing a collar.

Some were frowning at the sight, while others were still in pure disbelief. Your smile didn’t falter at their reaction, in contrary, you turned around and gestured with your hand for him to come closer. And so he did, obeying your command all obediently. Then you yanked on the very collar all the other guests were staring at, making him bend a little before you whispered, “they are all staring at you, feeling exited yet?”

Your little hydro dragon didn’t answer, he didn’t show much of a reaction other than the rosy blush that has begun tainting his cheeks. You sneered, a satisfied and proud look as you let go of him. A waiter came moments later, carrying a tray full with glasses of champagne. You took a glass out of curtesy, and sipped on it, then handed it to your sweet boytoy. He took it without questioning it.

It didn’t take long until the shock of the people died down, and the bolder ones dared to get closer, in hopes of building a relationship with the new ruler of fontain. A man approached you, trying to strike a conversation, “what a grandiose ball this is, fontain will be thriving in the future, all thanks to the chief justice.” The man in front of you said, smiling, a calculated expression. You recognised him, he was one of the rather big merchants.

“Indeed, I would expect no less from my most priced possession.” You chuckled as you cupped Neuvillette’s face with one hand, not breaking eye contact with the merchant. “You are proud to belong to me, ain’t I right, neuvi?” He didn’t answer you with words, instead, he nuzzled his face into your palm, finding comfort in the heat radiating through your glove. The merchant laughed uncomfortable, his facade failing him as he tried to not stare.

Then, to everyone’s surprise, you grabbed him by his hair and made him kneel down. He didn’t resist one bit, allowing you to manhandle him, shuddering at this humiliating act. “Neuvillette. When I ask you a question, what must you do?” Your voice became rougher, more demanding, and he gazed up at you from his sitting position. “…use my voice. Forgive me, I’ll do better next time.” The male said, almost whining, the blush darkened and he clenched the glass in his hands.

At this point, needless to say you were the center of attention. You, who can treat their new ‘archon’ like an object.

How scandalous it was… seeing him acting this shameless in public. The whispers only got louder, yet the two of you didn’t seem to care. As if both of you were in your own world. “Good boy.” Your gaze softened, now cupping his face with one hand, the other one caressing the dark blue collar around him. A prideful yet scary grin as you made a statement, “There’s a reason you are my prettiest trophy.”

[nottsangel]

Lazy, slooooooow, sleepy, barely even moving sex. with. THEO.

I can't stop thinking abt it.

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NEEEEED !!!!!!!! just bodies pressed closely against each other as he constantly whispers praise into your ear in a deep, raspy voice, his hands gently caressing and massaging your tits…. “so pretty, amore.” “you feel so fucking good.” “my beautiful girl.”

[i-just-like-crk]

Let us scream into the void for our batshit insane jester into the void together-

What do you think about Shadow Milk Cookie who once had a lover during his days as a cookie free from corruption, and when that day comes where he wreaks havoc onto Earthbread, his lover stood against him and lives freely during his imprisonment.

To see their fragments in the present, whether it's their name or their achievement as one of the cookies who went against a beast... Or to know how they're known as a cookie who loves a beast until their end.

(can I be 🍡 anon?)

Shadow Milk Cookie does not take your betrayal well.

Not agreeing with his philosophies is one thing, but acting out against him— helping those wretched witches seal him away— he won’t forget it. He stews in his rage, replays the moments of your treachery over and over again. He doesn’t blame you, he blames the witches. Those cowardly, despicable, rotten farces of gods. You are incredibly misguided by them, that’s all it is. You just need a little shove in the right direction, and once he escapes, he’ll happily provide that.

While Shadow Milk Cookie does not think you are at fault, he does believe that your actions warrant some sort of punishment. He pours himself over this during his imprisonment; ways to get back at you, make you suffer a little before he feels you’ve earned his forgiveness. Nothing he thinks of ever feels severe enough, there is nothing you could possibly do to mend his broken heart. (Perhaps if you stay by his side; spend the rest of eternity repenting and groveling, proving your loyalty and remorse, never estranging yourself from him again… maybe then, he’ll consider taking pity on you.)

After he breaks free from imprisonment, he’s all smiles and theatrics. Naturally, it’s a deceptive cover. Beneath his conniving grin is a deep-seated resentment. He tears the silver tree asunder with a manic smile and a burning desire for revenge. There are many things he intends to reclaim:

First of all, the other half of his soul jam.

He’ll run circles around that false little hero— as he finds that Pure Vanilla is surprisingly susceptible to corruption. It’s an excellent warm-up after laying dormant for so long, and Shadow Milk Cookie intends on enjoying every second of that thief’s descent into madness.

Then, once that’s out of the way, he’ll come for his silly, misguided, deceitful little lover next.

[teaxeee]

Heyy, im the anon who sent the ask about gunwook taking care of you on your period

Recently Ive been obsessed with the idea of bsf gunwook who gets caught watching/reading hentai by reader... You both would be so embarrassed, but then you start teasing him too much about it, so he snaps and corner you, talking about how he should recreate everything he saw with you irl, overstimulate you unitl you almost pass out </3 you rly shouldn't make fun of him :(

Btw, If there's no one else, can I be 🍡 anon??

HIII YES WELCOME 🍡 ANON HEHEHE. The way I had to search up if hentai was readable (I literally forgot I'm not even joking) and turns out it is!

BestFriend!Gunwook waiting for you to finish trying on clothes you picked out at a shop while he's on his phone, casually reading hentai to kill time. Sadly, he didn't think through it and looked up at the wrong time, seeing you standing above him, trying to grab his attention before it got quickly forgotten when u noticed what he was ACTUALLY doing on his phone, which led to you teasing him once you paid for the clothes and went out of the shop. Of course, he let it slide for a few minutes while hearing you ramble on about it over and over again, until you got to his car.

You kept talking and teasing him about it, but it was clear by the way he was glaring you that he had enough of it. It didn't take long for him to pin you against the car, his hand quickly wrapping around your neck as he leaned in as he whispered "You won't be this confident once I fuck you till you're dumb. You'd like that, hm?" while his grip tightened, causing you to quickly get flustered and become a mess due to his words while he tells you how he'd fuck you exactly like the chapter he read from the hentai. It won't be surprising if you end up in the backseats with him as he has you stuffed full of his cock, already trying to get you so overstimulated so you won't mess with him like that again :(

[lunicho]

DID YOU SEE GYUVINS BBL POST

his arms. his fucking arms

i need your thoughts about strength and hand kink with gyuvin. apparently his hands are 20.4 cm!?!! 😭😭😭

i personally feel like he would be MENACE like he’d work out even more so he can get stronger and manhandle you

also the day that he finds out his bae is attracted to his hands it’s OVER for you cause he’d tease somuch ik it 100%%, he’d ALWAYs show his strength by doing shit like splitting the fucking apple with his BARE HANDS im going insane help

can i be 🍡 tanghulu anon if it’s fine with you:))

OH MY GOD??? I DON'T THINK I SEEN THE BBL POST IN QUESTION NOR DID I KNOW HOW BIG HIS HANDS WERE OMG (losing my shit) no yeah the moment he finds that u have a thing for his hands he will become insufferable. always gripping onto ur thigh, hand always caressing ur knee or smth. he'd always be placing his hand on ur lower back or he'd grab ur waist, hand threatening to dip in between ur legs. he'd also find that he takes pleasure in u sucking on his fingers, he'd always dip one or two fingers past your lips and watch as you suck on them 😫

also u can be 🍡 anon now!! me and the original 🍡 anon are bestie baes in the dms now and she said u can have the emoji now!!

[hmshermitcraft]

For theme (kinda angsty?)

Etho has a curse from a witch a long time ago and that curse is he can't feel any type of love, he can feel regular emotions but not love so when Etho came to Hermitcraft and met Tango he didn't think much of it but Tango really liked him even though Tango knows Etho won't like him back but Tango asks Etho and Etho accepts, but warns him that he won't love him and Tango was ok with that.

And their relationship started and Tango loved Etho to death but Etho as he said just took the affection but didn't give affection back, but Etho didn't mind he knows Tango has a lovey dovey personality.

One day, Tango feels cold hands hug him while he is laying down still half asleep, Etho is a artic fox hybrid so he's going to be cold and Tango is a blaze hybrid so the cold does the opposite of what heat does.

The cold makes him tired but turns his head to see Etho pulling Tango in for a cuddle and for a second Tango didn't understand what was happening but once he realized he was more happier then ever and Tango cuddled Etho back and they both went to sleep with tangled arms and legs.

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It's not... Love. But it's not not love either. Maybe Etho can't feel it, but he still seeks out affection from Tango. He wants to be close to him. Tango can live with that closeness.

He knows he won't be happy like this forever, but he and Etho talked about it. Etho is happy for Tango to date someone alongside him, and Tango likely will in the future. But he's not going to leave Etho alone because of a curse.

Especially since that would be letting that witch win. Suck it, witch!

[maehemthemisfit]

There’s a breeze tickling at your skin, keeping your hairs standing whenever it licks at you. There are dark clouds looming over the two of you and he scoffs, eyeing your attire.

“You’re gonna get ill,” he mumbles, not wanting to seem as if he’s caring but a smile curls up on your lips, “why are you smiling?”

“You’re being sweet again, my love.” You giggle, in perfect timing as soft droplets fall to your skin. Wanderer sends a glare at you, distasteful at the idea that you’ll get ill. He clucks his tongue, clenching his fists a little at his sides.

You’re embracing the rain as it showers down on you, peaceful as it drowns out the sounds of nature. The toucans are silent, the boars are hiding.

Suddenly the rain stops, it ceases but you can still hear it. If you reach your palm out, you can feel it on your skin again. Your eyes glance up and see the circular hat covering your form. Wanderer makes a soft noise, sneakily admiring how cute you look under his hat.

“Thank you.” You smile, hand reaching out to hold his lanky, colder hand in yours. Wanderer huffs, eyes looking away quickly before you catch him staring.

“I can’t get sick,” he groans, trying to find an excuse to cover his ass, “I’m just stopping you from getting ill and becoming a whiny bitch.”

But you knew different.

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Blessing my inbox with these drabbles 🤭🤭 I almost forgot the gem with everything going on.

[phightingheadcanons]

i saw the other anon's hot takes on the other blog about medkit and this has finally pushed me to submit my medkit headcannon

medkit is both egotistical and selfless because he feels like he's only worth something when it comes to things he's good at e.g. engineering/being a healer etc.

so his egotistical side comes out whenever someone else does the same thing he does but is also pretty good at it (a good example of this is the dialogue between him and vine) partially because he might be jealous that someone could be better than him at it and also that he feels like the one thing he can contribute is being taken away

or if he feels strongly about something (dialogue between him and bammer about the Incident™️) cause he is not afraid to speak up where it matters

(totally not me projecting onto medkit. nuh uh you can't prove anything)

-🍡 anon

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[lipglossanon]

- I M A G I N E -

Stepbro!Leon taking you to the gym with him, wearing that god forsaken sweatpants

A bunch of women crowded over him as if he was some limited edition Channel bag

He isn't even paying attention to you anymore, so you decided to flip the tables on him

A cute, well built guy approached you and offered to be a spotter, of course you agreed

You can see his eyes sharpen as he sees the guy gently caressing your arms as you lift weights, you smirked

Let's just say you weren't able to walk the day after

And gym was definitely not the cause of it.

Heya! This can be connected to that one ask I sent about stepbro!Leon teasing you while you limp down the stairs

Any thoughts? :)

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Hi 🍡 anon! 👋

Ahhh 🙈 gym shower sex!!! 🤤 🤤

Leon gets a little cocky from all the attention he’s getting; he thinks it funny to get you fired up since he’s not interested in anyone else even as a passing glance.

But when he looks for you and sees you chatting it up with some other guy who might be considered cute 🙄 he’s breaking away from the crowd of girls to head straight for you. He easily gets rid of the guy who’s definitely not trying to start anything

You of course are pissed at him; so it’s okay if he gets hit on but not for you? That’s such a double standard, Leon! You’re being chauvinistic right now so gtfo 😤

You leave him by the weights and use the treadmill or the stair master, anything that doesn’t need a spotter or a second person hovering nearby. Later (don’t ask for logistics, this is just smut lmao), he follows you into the showers and luckily no one is around so he fucks you against the tiled wall.

The shower drowns out most of the noise but he puts his hand over your mouth just in case 🥴 really fucks you nice and deep, whispering absolute filth in your ear that has your eyes rolling back and pussy squeezing his cock.

“Thought you were mad at me? Just needed big brother to show this little pussy who owns her, huh? Yeah that’s right, you just needed my fat cock to show your cute pussy what she needs.”

“So tight around me, princess, what if someone walks in? Gotta keep quiet for me. Oh I know, you’re feeling so good, this messy cunt’s just sucking me in.”

[real-raincode-takes]

The NDA as ladders!

Yuma: step stool. He is perfect to step on without handling his side bars. You can stand on and rely on the man, but not not for higher tasks. Also short and stubby.

Yakou: A rickety wooden straight ladder. Do I need to say more? He can get knocked over by a strong gust of wind.

Halara: Platform ladder. Self-supporting, stable, and reliable. Similar to a step ladder but with a platform at the top. Folds into any situation well. Useful in the workplace. Flawless design.

Desuhiko: Multipurpose ladder. It's the ditto of the ladder world.

Fubuki: Telescoping ladder. She can be extended in a multitude of ways, but must always lean against a wall of support. She can extend herself for any adventure, and overdos it at times. Overcompensates for the commonly mundane. This one is a bit of a stretch, but luckily we have a telescoping ladder to extend across that gap!

Vivia: Folding ladder. Look it up, the ladder looks like his back posture. Tell me he doesn't look like a folding ladder I DARE you.

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[princessbrunette]

there is a thunderstorm happening rn here where i live and i would give anything to have john b and or pope here to cuddle me to warmth and calm me down sigh *rips my shirt off while screaming*

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꒰ ౨ৎ .ᐟ .ᐣ ᡣ𐭩

“did you know that storm clouds can pack as much energy as ten hiroshima sized atomic bombs?” pope rattles off in the dark, his voice a little more husky from the long day the two of you had undergone. you squeeze yourself impossibly closer to his side, this time, burying into his shoulder as you grip his t-shirt with clammy hands.

“pope! why the hell would thunderstorm facts help me right now?” you whine, body tense with fear at when the next lightning strike might be.

“because you just suggested that thunder and lightning are sentient beings out there to specifically get you. i am simply educating you from a scientific standpoint to help you understand that they’re not.” he rubs your back anyway, voice still carrying that nerdy matter-of-factness despite your state.

before you can respond, the lightning strikes once more and you jump out of your skin, letting out a little squeal into him as you cling on. “okay.” he sighs, cradling you so you’re on your back and pulling the bed covers over the both of your heads, leaving you both in pitch black.

“see, now — there is no way for the thunder and lightning to get you. it’s impossible now.” he lies, knowing technically anything was possible — but he wanted to make you feel better. you sniffle, grip loosening on him a little.

“is that a scientific fact?” you mewl.

“yep. trust me.” you hear the smile in his voice before feeling his lips on yours. now there was a distraction.

꒰ ౨ৎ .ᐟ .ᐣ ᡣ𐭩

[clangenrising]

Ngl while Scorchplume acting like Yarrowshade owes her an apology for “not choosing” her is irritating but expected of her character, but Goldenstar not calling her out on the fact that’s a shitty way to treat your friend has soured my opinion on her a bit. Especially since the cat Yarrow chose died like a day after they became mates, and you currently have a relationship that you’re actively being mushy in while he’s standing there lol.

(To clarify Im not saying they cant be mushy while Yarrow is there, its just how petty she was being only to turn around and act like that with Goldenstar rubs me the wrong way really bad)

I totally understand where you're coming from. All I can say is that people aren't perfect and make mistakes.

Part of the way Scorch feels safe is by trying to make sure she has power over other people. As a part of that, she's made it pretty clear that if things don't go how she wants them to, she's going to leave which strongly incentivizes Goldenstar to make sure she's happy and safe. As her brand new (not) girlfriend, Goldenstar really doesn't want to drive Scorchplume away so she's not about to make a big fight out of this, especially since they were fighting about this exact topic when Scorch was taken. Consciously or not, Goldenstar has associated this specific argument with losing Scorchplume.

She does her best to influence Scorch without direct conflict (be nice, he's trying) and she probably talks about it with Scorch in private, when bringing it up feels less threatening than right in front of Yarrowshade.

As far as being mushy in front of him, I don't think it even occurred to either of them that doing that might upset him. If Goldenstar finds out, she's definitely going to feel absolutely terrible about it, which is why he kept it from them. Unfortunately, Goldenstar is in a point in her new relationship where she's not thinking super clearly and is just entirely infatuated and Yarrowshade is terrible at communicating when he's uncomfortable or sad.

But yeah, totally understandable and valid that this kind of behavior squicks you out, but its also 1) the result of imperfect humans cats making imperfect choices and 2) conflict that makes the story interesting. Not to, like, persuade you to feel differently or anything, just explaining why it's in the story and detailing my thought process.

[nottsangel]

Yesyesyesyes im so sorry I struggle explaining my thoughts 😭 but basicallyyyy like just imagine you on the couch riding theo (he maybe has a house or like a garage where his clients meet him yk to pick up their shit -separate from his own home-) and while youre riding him one of his clients walk in wide eyed while stuttering and asking if they should leave and come back. Theo says no while pausing your hips, and signals the man to sit down. You finally realize what happened and you try getting off of him but theo grips your hips and keeps you in place while covering your lower halves with a blanket. You start to get embarrassed and whine becuase theo is balls deep inside of you while a stranger is RIGHT THERE looking extremely uncomfortable. Theo finishes up his business while whispering in your ear how well your behaving for him and promises he will take care of you when he finishes his work. Once the guy leaves theo flips you on your back and pounds you into the couch 😙✌🏼

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THE GASPPPPP I LET OUT ?????? i genuinely thought i read it wrong but I DIDNT ??????? bye this is so hot of him. like his fingers are DIGGING into your skin by how tight he’s holding your hips to keep you in place…. and the poor client is sitting there like 😀😀😀 ??? i just want my drugs please ????

[i-just-like-crk]

How would Shadow Milk feel if his lover, that went against him during his corruption, and he's so so so so elated (in Shadow Milk's batshit level of elated) to see again, crumbled while waiting in front of the Silver Tree?

Woe is this jester, I love angst

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He’s… surprised. Perhaps even a little devastated.

Despite everything you’ve done, he’s never imagined a future without you in it. What is he supposed to do now? One of the driving factors of his desire for freedom is gone. He’s at a loss.

… But only for a moment.

Once he processes your death, he tuts to himself.

It truly is a shame.

[soularsys]

Could we request a soulbond term that's time travel based? Like the soulbond believes their reality is what the body's reality will be in [x] years or the soulbond's reality is/was the past of the body's reality and the soulbond time traveled to be a soulbond/do something that'd require them being one? –🍡

TIME LORD

a soulbond that believes their reality is what the body's reality will be in [x] years, or alternatively, the soulbond's reality is/was the past of the body's reality and the soulbond time traveled to be become a soulbond

(sorry for the long wait! i hope this is to your liking :D)