#everyone on the ship gets a bite out of this sad little guy

[froggerland]

I feel like just,, making stuff today so pspspsps come here nedconte enthusiasts (all 2 of you)

(I have no concrete design for le vesconte yet if I’m being so fr rn I didn’t even know who he was a week ago (plus he changes appearance so much?? Girl so confusing) but I do enjoy his vibe) (and I needed an excuse to draw sad wet ned)

[angxlofvenus]

Hiii so I wanted to ask if you could write some headcanons about how the brothers would react if MC suddenly turned into a toddler (due to some forbidden book or Solomons cooking or whatever you want) like ,how would they react ,how would they take care of my ?

I hope this request makes sense ! I really like your writing

When You Become A Toddler

Thank you so much for the request! This was so cute to write about, Have a great rest of your day/night! Genre: Fluff Ship: Platonic brothers x reader TW: mentions of hurting Solomon, killing Solomon, Pretty much just threats on Solo's life, minimal cursing, eating Solomon's cooking, Turning into a child, Child reader

You should've known better by now... When Solomon brought you a Tupperware claiming it was Simeon's cooking, You knew it was risky but the food looked good! You only realized how badly you messed up after only one bite...

Lucifer

No. Not another one- He refuses

This man has pretty much raised 6 kids already, and while he may kill Solomon for this, He is the most experienced in helping you

He’s got this whole mom thing down to a T

Will probably just care for you like a normal Toddler

 It does get a teeny strenuous when he eventually needs to get back to work

No mc, you can not help him sign papers with your red Crayola crayon.

Once you’re back to normal, he’s mostly relieved, Though it was nice to reminisce on the good ol’ days when his brothers were still just young Cherubs

Mammon

First thought is, “Oh shit!”

Second thought is, “Lucifer’s gonna kill me!”

He may strangle Solomon right then and there

He is the second oldest so he’s got some experience under his belt

Immediately is picking you up and coddling you

Will totally become the best babysitter ever (aka letting you do pretty much whatever you want)

Wanna go spend Lucifer’s money? Hell yeah! Wanna go to the park? Let’s go!

Once you’re back to normal, He’s gonna deny Caring for you as closely as he did but he secretly enjoyed having someone younger around who actually likes him for a while (Luke…)

Levi

Nope, He can’t do this!!

Yes, He technically has 4 younger brothers, yes he knows how to take care of kids but still-

His room isn’t for kids, All of his precious collectibles!!

Is cursing the sorcerer's name

Y’all will end up watching some kid-friendly anime and playing some of his easier games

Will let you win too

After you’re back to normal, He will let out a sigh of relief, You weren’t a bad kid but, He likes you better grown up and not so destructive

Satan

As he is technically the youngest in age, He won’t be the most experienced

But- This man has read a couple things about kids so he isn’t totally helpless

Will be one of the better caretakers, He will keep you happy and calm throughout the day

He’ll find some more age-appropriate books to read to you 

Afterwards, He is happy you’re back to normal safely but it was nice to act so domestic for a bit, He will being having a ‘talk’ With Solomon :)

Asmo

Well, aren’t you cute!

Would also be a great babysitter in my opinion

Y’all will be having a fashion show, sorry I don’t make the rules

His phone is now full of pictures of just you and him being fashionistas 

Will 100% let you play with all his makeup and nail polish, Yes he’ll let you give him a makeover

No matter how bad the finished product looks, he will shower you in compliments on your skills

After you're back to normal, He’ll laugh about the situation with you and gush about how cute you were!

Beel

Now this guy is a family man so he’s immediately in protective mode

Will protect you with his life

Is maybe the best babysitter out of everyone

Will get everything you need, Blankets, coloring books, toys, You name it- He’s gonna get it for you

Will absolutely cook for you/ share his food if you ask nicely, He could never say no to that face!

Once you turn back, He is a little sad but overall just happy you’re healthy

He won’t let you anywhere near Solomon or his cooking for a while…

Belphie

Get somebody else to do it-

In all seriousness, he isn’t really good with kids

Will probably take you to the park or something so you can get all your energy out while he naps on a bench

Once y’all get back, He’ll give you his phone and just let you go wild while he sleeps

Will be nice enough to let you cuddle with him/ steal his cow pillow

He’ll be so happy when you’re back to normal, Not that you weren’t cute and all but he likes you better when you can care for yourself

He will definitely be out for blood though, Solomon isn’t going to get off that easily

Best babysitter to worst:

Beel Satan Lucifer Mammon  Asmo Levi belphie

[smeraldo-heart]

Young Cal absolutely KILLS me.

He was with Master Tapal when the older spoke to Anakin, shortly after the latter became a Knight.

He is described as precocious 😭 because of how he rarely struggled, but he was also kind and generous. He couldn’t deal with failure and that was the whole reason why he was assigned to Master Tapal.

He froze when he saw a droideka out on the battlefield and his Master had to save him.

He was close with his clones, high-fived them and even had a rematch planned with one of them (which implied he regularly played games with them).

Master Tapal made him run drills of escaping through the maintenance shafts.

He trusted his Master until the end.

We need more fun so I’ve got little headcanons for him:

He didn’t like tea until Master Tapal got him drinking it. He more so enjoyed the comfort it brought and the memories of his Master than the actual experience but he still liked experimenting with the different flavours. His favourite is one of Master Tapal’s blends from Lasan.

This is precisely why he doesn’t like tea now. It reminds him of too much, but he’ll drink it for Greez if the other wants him to. The comfort the Latero brings reminds Cal of something he used to have.

He kept a collection of trinkets with good echoes around his room. One of them is the holocron he keeps near his bed.

His blanket was a lifeday gift from the battalion, handmade.

He was still scared of the dark even one year into his apprenticeship. A mission gone wrong where he was stranded on an unsafe ship and had to use the dark to hide in quickly cured him of this though.

He still had a soft toy to sleep with, even just before order 66. He often hid it in a secret compartment in his room because he felt like he should be over that attachment, but later future Cal still wishes he had it to bring him comfort.

He particularly liked adding beads and strings he found on missions to his braid, decorating it not only with accomplishments but also echoes from jobs well done.

He was incredibly flexible and also incredibly energetic. It was tough to get him to sit still, let alone not to race off and start climbing everything he saw. Master Tapal had to teach him not to run off very quickly into their apprenticeship, but he never quite cured him of the latter habit.

Another habit Cal was never cured of was his curiosity, leading him to sneak around exploring places a lot and touching echoes he really shouldn’t have.

He really didn’t like needles or medbays. He would never go near either on his apprenticeship, but this aversion was quickly cured on the uncaring planet Bracca.

He actually had to be told by Master Tapal to stop giving everything he owned as gifts to everyone on board since his quarters were becoming quite bare. Cal did so anyways because he liked giving gifts and making others happy.

He let the clones paint his face in the battalion’s colours once and refused to wash it off for hours.

He had to get a rabies shot one time because he insisted on helping an animal that ended up biting him. He doesn’t regret it for a second though.

He made a little scrapbook of all the clones, what their Force signatures looked like and their names so that he could remember who was who even with the helmets on. He knew exactly who shot at him and who died by his Master’s hands after order 66.

Idk man.. this guy. This tiny little guy. He makes me very sad.

Psst!! HEY! If you want more of this kind of mushy stuff about Padawan Cal, maybe you should check out my fanfic… it’s literally the escapades of Cal and his clones except with a little Diathim twist..

[rashoumon-homo]

Kinktober Day 31: Submissive and Breedable

Inspired by this post by iwamimimimi!

-> Prompts: Exhibitionism + Orgy

-> Ships: Shin Soukoku, Soukoku

-> Content Warnings: alcohol mention, omegaverse, alpha atsushi, omega akutagawa, beta dazai, alpha chuuya, mention of mpreg

-> 2.2k words

-> Click here to read it on AO3!

Author’s Note: hi everyone! I decided to post this final Kinktober work as a tumblr fic as well as on AO3. I hope you all enjoyed Kinktober this year and have a happy Halloween!

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In hindsight, Atsushi should have known something was up the second Dazai invited himself over. The first hint was obviously that he came to Akutagawa instead of them both— Akutagawa could never say no to his former mentor. If Atsushi had been there, he’d be at least a little more strong-willed and maybe would have had the guts to turn him away. But no. That evening the three of them sat in Atsushi and Akutagawa’s shared living room and proceeded to watch Dazai drink them out of house and home. 

“Dazai-san, is everything… alright?” Atsushi asked for the third time, discreetly moving the open bottle of whiskey to the other end of the table. 

“Fine, it’s all fine, just spending the evening with my two favorite guys,” Dazai said, slurring his words a bit. “Drink something, loosen up.” He pushed his cup towards them, ignoring the fact that it was their alcohol in their cup, which he had poured himself uninvited. 

Akutagawa immediately picked it up and downed the whole thing in a few gulps. Atsushi gave him a look. 

“Ryuu, how do you deal with it when Atsushi blows off your plans for work?” Dazai asked offhandedly. “I imagine you’d take it pretty hard.”

“I don’t blow him off,” Atsushi answered for him. “We plan our dates ahead of time and if something comes up, we both understand. What’s this about anyway?”

“Bah, you’re no fun,” Dazai pouted. “I suppose it’s different with a mated pair anyway.” He eyed the bite scar on Akutagawa’s neck with a twinge of what appeared to be jealousy. “Deeper connection and all that.”

“Chuuya still hasn’t made a move?” Atsushi asked. 

“He tried a couple times, when he was in rut and lost control. But the bites don’t stick as well on betas and they ended up healing.” 

Prime conditions for a mating bite were when the pair had a coinciding heat and rut, but it was a bit trickier with an alpha-beta pair, or so Atsushi had heard. He hadn’t bothered to look into it much, since he knew Akutagawa was the one for him anyway. 

Dazai took a swig from the bottle, which had somehow made its way back to him. “Got any plans to knock up Ryuu?” he asked bluntly. 

“Dazai!” Atsushi admonished, as Akutagawa turned pink. 

“What? You’ve been mated for a year now, it’s only natural people should wonder.” He took on a faux-innocent look. “Or is Akutagawa not a properly breedable omega?”

Atsushi seethed. “Dazai, don’t make me kick you out of our home,” he warned. 

Dazai put his hands up in defense. “No, no, I didn’t mean any offense by it!” he lied. “It’s an honest question– it’s not like I’ve seen the two of you going at it before, not fully at least, so maybe Ryuu isn’t submissive enough or something like that. These things are common.”

Akutagawa looked a little hurt, though he hid it well. 

“I assure you, that’s not the case,” Atsushi growled. 

“Ahh, I see. Perhaps the problem is you’re unable to form a knot, then.”

Atsushi balled his hands into fists and snarled. “What exactly are you getting at, Dazai?”

“Nothing! I have no agenda whatsoever. Although…” he took a swig from the bottle, “you’re always free to prove me wrong.”

Briefly, Atsushi thought Dazai might be hitting on him, but then it clicked and he burst out laughing. “We’re not going to fuck in front of you, Dazai,” he said. “I don’t care how horny or sad or drunk you are, it’s not happening.”

“Oh, is that what he wants?” Akutagawa asked, amused. “A mating display?”

“Yeah, and he’s got some gall asking for it, as an unmated beta. Dazai, just go home and watch porn or something.”

“That’s really not it!” Dazai insisted. “I’m genuinely concerned about your sexual health! As a friend!”

“Maybe he’s telling the truth,” Akutagawa offered.

��Come on, are you serious? You’ve known him even longer than I have, he’s obviously just looking for a show,” Atsushi said. 

“But would it really hurt to just prove it to him? He did insult my obedience and your sexual abilities, after all. Above that, he is our superior.”

“Yeah, at work. Right now, we’re at home and he’s way out of line.”

Akutagawa leaned over to whisper in Atsushi’s ear, “Remember that kink I was wanting to try out with you?”

Atsushi blushed. “With him?” he hissed back. 

Looking a little shy, Akutagawa nodded. 

It would be the perfect opportunity to try it out… and with how drunk Dazai was, it was likely he wouldn’t even remember it in the morning. Atsushi sighed. “Fine, we’ll play along,” he said to Dazai, who wasn’t even pretending to mind his own business. 

“Excellent! I’ll just be here making sure everything goes smoothly.” Dazai reclined in his seat with the bottle of alcohol. 

Atsushi rolled his eyes. “Better move the couch, I guess.” 

Rashoumon shot out from Akutagawa’s coat and wrapped around the couch facing Dazai’s chair, then lifted it and moved it to the corner of the room. He moved the coffee table as well, careful not to knock over any of the dishes on it in the process. 

Atsushi knelt on the ground and extended a hand to pull Akutagawa down next to him. Akutagawa joined him, pulling him into a slow and passionate kiss. He cupped Atsushi’s jaw, letting him take the lead on the pace. Atsushi threaded his fingers through Akutagawa’s hair, tugging slightly on it if he moved too fast. They adjusted their position so Atsushi was reclined against the ground and Akutagawa sat in his lap, making out with him. 

“Boring,” Dazai said from the chair. “When are you gonna get to fucking?” He palmed his erection over his pants as he spoke, having the audacity to pretend what they were already doing wasn’t affecting him. 

Atsushi broke the kiss to glare at Dazai. “It’s called foreplay, jackass. Makes sense you wouldn’t be familiar with it.”

Akutagawa took the opportunity to kiss down Atsushi’s neck, sucking purple and red hickeys down his path. He started to unbutton Atsushi’s shirt, pushing it over his shoulder as he went. 

Atsushi stroked Akutagawa’s hair with a pleased hum. “So good, Ryuu,” he murmured. 

Akutagawa smiled up at him. He got off Atsushi’s lap and sat to the side of it instead as he unbuckled Atsushi’s belt. 

There was a matching clinking of belt buckles across the room, where Dazai was undoing his own and shoving his hand down his pants. 

“Whore,” Atsushi mouthed at him. Dazai grinned back and licked his lips. 

Finally, Akutagawa tugged Atsushi’s pants open and pulled his cock out. It was much larger than average, and he knew it. Close to ten inches hard, and it wasn’t even fully there yet. Atsushi raised an eyebrow at Dazai, daring him to say something. 

Dazai wolf-whistled. “Impressive,” he murmured. “Almost as big as my Chuuya’s.”

Atsushi scoffed. He would have made some scathing remark, but his breath hitched instead as Akutagawa licked a stripe up his shaft. Akutagawa suckled on the head, tongue swirling around the tip as he looked up at Atsushi. 

“He can’t really take all of that, can he?” Dazai asked. 

“He can and he will,” Atsushi said triumphantly. “I’ve trained his throat. He has basically no gag reflex now.”

To prove it, Akutagawa began to bob his head, slowly easing his way down Atsushi’s length. Sure enough, his nose was nestled in Atsushi’s coarse white pubes before long. 

“Damn,” Dazai whispered, stroking himself in his pants. 

At that moment, the front door banged open, startling all of them. Chuuya stood there, looking absolutely livid. His gaze went from Dazai on the chair, hand still shoved in his pants, to Atsushi on the floor, balls deep in Akutagawa’s throat. 

“What the actual fuck is going on here?”

Akutagawa pulled off, choking only slightly in his haste. “Chuuya-san,” he said hoarsely. 

“Not you. Dazai, explain.”

“Well, you said you wouldn’t be able to meet up tonight because of work, so I made plans with Atsushi and Akutagawa instead. And I was worried about their sexual health, so they kindly offered to demonstrate for me.”

Chuuya stopped him with a firm shake of his head. “I said work might run an hour or two late and that you should eat dinner without me. And don’t lie to me, you obviously made them do this for your own entertainment. The fucking audacity you have, ordering around an alpha and his mate…” Chuuya took a deep breath to calm himself. “It’s fine, we’ll just have to give them a show in return.”

Dazai paled. “Wait, what?”

“You heard me. Get on the floor. Hands and knees.”

Dazai hesitated for only a second, then scrambled to obey. He got on his hands and knees on a clear patch of floor, keeping his eyes fixed on the ground. 

Chuuya slowly walked around him. “So obedient,” he praised. He put a foot on Dazai’s back and pressed down, forcing him to arch his spine. “Good. Keep the position.” He knelt on the ground behind Dazai and hooked his hands under Dazai’s waistband, then yanked his pants down. The glint of a silver butt plug nestled between his cheeks caught the light. 

“Goddamn, you’re more of a slut than I thought,” Chuuya laughed, tugging at it. “Needed something to keep you full when you couldn’t have my knot?”

“Yes,” Dazai said quietly.

“Hm?” Chuuya twisted the plug. 

“Yes, sir,” Dazai corrected himself. 

“Good.” Chuuya pulled the plug out and dropped it on the floor. “Now ask for my cock. Nice and polite, like I trained you to.”

Dazai bit his tongue. He glanced over at Atsushi and Akutagawa, who were watching in wide-eyed amazement. This was humiliating, but it turned him on like nothing else. 

“Don’t look at them. Eyes down, and ask.” Chuuya ordered. 

Dazai looked back at the carpet. “Please fuck me. I want you to knot me and stuff me full of cum. Use me until you’re satisfied. Please, sir.”

“Very good. See, you do know how to beg like a good boy,” Chuuya said. He undid his belt and pushed his pants down. 

Atsushi’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. Dazai wasn’t joking– Chuuya was about as big as he was. The beginning of a knot was starting to swell at the base of his dick. Clearly, he was just as turned on as the rest of them were. 

Chuuya grabbed Dazai’s hips and dragged him backwards to meet him. Since Dazai’s hands stayed on the ground where they were, his body was stretched out like a cat’s. Chuuya pushed the head of his cock against Dazai’s puffy rim. “Time to show your friends how submissive you really are,” he said, then thrust in. 

Dazai threw his head back with a moan. 

“So noisy,” Chuuya said, huffing with each rough thrust. “You like that? Like being used?”

Atsushi didn’t notice how hard he’d gotten until Akutagawa started to gently stroke him. He moaned softly and reclined back onto his forearms. Akutagawa looked up at him for approval, then eased his cock back into his mouth. Atsushi watched Chuuya fuck Dazai while getting his dick sucked, and he felt like he was fucking ascending. This was hotter than any porn he’d ever seen. 

“Ryuu,” he moaned quietly. He couldn’t help bucking his hips up into the warm, wet heat of Akutagawa’s throat. Akutagawa hummed softly, just how he knew Atsushi liked it. 

“Take it, you slut,” Chuuya said, with a sharp slap to Dazai’s ass. Dazai cried out and immediately came, leaking cum onto the carpet and the front of his pants. 

Atsushi felt his knot starting to inflate, so he tugged on Akutagawa’s hair. “Careful,” he whispered between grunts. 

The contrast between the way the two couples fucked was almost humorous– the rough, wild sex Dazai and Chuuya were having compared to the way Atsushi treated Akutagawa with tenderness and love as he sucked his dick. 

“Gonna cum,” Atsushi murmured. He moved his hand, giving Akutagawa a chance to decide whether to pull off or swallow. Akutagawa stayed on as Atsushi came, swallowing around his cock with each spurt of cum. 

When Atsushi finally finished (he was an alpha, after all, so it took longer than most), Akutagawa pulled off and wiped his mouth. “Shall we take this to the bedroom?” he asked. 

Atsushi glanced over at Chuuya and Dazai, who were still going at it. “Yeah,” he said with a smile. “I wanna take my time with you. Show you how much I really love you. As hot as this is, it’s distracting me from what I really want to focus on.” He caressed Akutagawa’s cheek. 

The two got up quietly, so as not to interrupt the others– though at this point, a bomb going off couldn’t stop them. 

“You do realize Dazai was totally projecting when he was insulting you earlier, right?” Atsushi asked, tugging Akutagawa to the bedroom. 

“Absolutely,” Akutagawa said with a rare smile. He kissed Atsushi on the cheek as they slipped into the bedroom and closed the door.

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[spidermanifested]

dolcetto and roa for the ask game? since youve done their snake-in-crime

completing the holy trinity.......

DOLCETTO

sexuality headcanon: putting the bi in Biting You Biting You Biting You B

gender headcanon: i,f a bigender chimera had a sword would his pronouns be he slash any

a ship i have with said character: nobody seems to be on the roa/dolcetto train and i dont get it. roas out here 7 feet tall picking up his little buddy like a sack of beans and nobody thinks to themselves how lucky dolcetto is. i thought size differences was the big hot thing in town

a brotp i have with said character: i like how friendly he seems with doc. theyre a good ship romantically to me too but i also enjoy just the brief glimpse we got of their friendship..... doc worrying about him and losing his shit when he thought he died.....

a notp i have with said character: im Sorry i cant get into grolcetto. you can kill me

a random headcanon: i think given his extensive sword training he had to be like. At least a little bit rich right. nobody is getting free katana lessons in the middle of fantasy 1914 europe, we dont see that kind of sword anywhere else in the series but somehow dolcetto just has a whole HOARD of them and hes not just some reddit guy he knows how to use those things. i also like to imagine everybody finally walking in the door of the nest and dolcetto going "okay sorry i know we just got here but can we really quick go pick something up at my house i know something thatll really spruce up the vibe of this place"

general opinion over said character: braver than any amestrian marine, deserved to stab more people, best dog in fullmetal alchemist no matter what anybody else says

ROA

sexuality headcanon: another one im not too settled on, i occasionally see people making him like the token straight of the group though (because he isnt young and svelte. Its Not Subtle) and that makes me so sad. Hes at the devils nest nobody here is straight

gender headcanon: you could tell me a lot of things and id nod along, i dont think hes got anything too fancy going on personally but who knows

a ship i have with said character: him and armstrong did not have that whole sweaty shirtless bara grappling session just for everyone to turn up their noses and look away

a brotp i have with said character: ive already talked about how important the roa/martel/dolcetto three stooges dynamic is but i also want to spotlight how much greed relies on this guy. roas pretty clearly his right hand man, they take cues from each other without having to spell things out verbally..... it takes a special kind of trust to let somebody smash your head into pieces with a big hammer is all im saying

a notp i have with said character: ???

a random headcanon: sometimes he finds himself getting herded around and he has to stop and go. Wait. Where am i going

general opinion over said character: man cow big hammer cow hammer. 👍

[jesslovesboats]

It's the most wonderful time of the year- time for @terrortracks! I'll post my playlists here, along with covers and liner notes or at least a little bit of insight into why I chose these specific tracks.

First up is my playlist for Day 1- explorer of choice!

If you've been here longer than 5 minutes, you know that my favorite expedition is the Karluk, but my favorite guy is actually Joseph Stenhouse, of Ross Sea Party fame. I've never related to a polar guy more, and I project onto him in a way that is probably less than healthy. There's a reason he's the sun sign in my explorerscope.

ANYWAY, he is best known for getting the Aurora back to safety and for sinking u-boats with his bestie Frank Worsley during the war. Later in his life, though, he served as the captain of the Discovery during the Discovery Oceanographic Expeditions of 1925-1927! This was a bad time for everyone involved, as Stennie was fighting with the scientific team non-stop, witnessing absolutely horrific animal cruelty at the Grytviken whaling station, dealing with his own crippling anxiety, depression, and (probable) PTSD, and coming to the painful realization that the age of sail was over and the skills he dedicated his life to perfecting were no longer valuable or necessary. It was an impossibly hard pill to swallow.

This playlist features songs about feeling awkward, out of place, uncomfortable, sad, too old, and not enough. I'm sure none of you can relate to that- me neither!

1. ballad of a homeschooled girl- Olivia Rodrigo

I broke a glass, I tripped and fell, I told secrets I shouldn't tell I stumbled over all my words, I made it weird, I made it worse Each time I step outside, it's social suicide

2. Ashamed- Deer Tick

Murdered my throat, screaming bloody all night Hit him with a book and how he crumbles So, you should have seen how the arches tumble They're golden no more, now I'm smiling in my blood I'm caught in a whirlwind, I'm going to heaven I'm standing on trial and it's painted on canvas An eternal testament to how we are so animalistic

3. Crack Baby- Mitski

Crack baby, you don't know what you want But you know that you had it once And you know that you want it back Crack baby, you don't know what you want But you know that you're needing it And you know that you need it bad

4. Mariners Apartment Complex- Lana Del Ray

They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up, I know that, but Jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can? Catch a wave and take in the sweetness Think about it, the darkness, the deepness All the things that make me who I am

5. Calamity Song- The Decemberists

And you've receded into loam And they're picking at your bones Will call cold We'll come home

6. Bite The Hand- boygenius

Here's the best part distilled for you But you want what I can't give to you Your hands are gravity while my hands are tied

7. Ship To Wreck- Florence and the Machine

What's with the long face? Do you want more? Thousands of red-eyed mice, scratching at the door And don't let the curtain catch you, cause you've been here before The chair is an island, darling, you can't touch the floor

8. A Better Son/Daughter- Rilo Kiley

And sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme, that the good seems fucking cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence But you'll fight and you'll make it through You'll fake it if you have to And you'll show up for work with a smile You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown up And a better daughter or son And a real good friend

[gayashawol]

𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬

Ships: Lee Jinki x AFAB!Reader x Kim Jonghyun

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Hurt + Comfort

Word Count: 4000+ words

Content Warning(s): Mentions of grooming, abuse (specifically past summer camp abuse), also Taemin is aged down in case that’s someone’s trigger (he is 16 in this story), same as the previous story, reader’s genitals is described with the top being vague and the bottom detailed

Author’s Notes: I hope you guys actually like these sort of stories, I really enjoyed making them looool

It was 6 in the morning, time to wake up before the others just to get the food ready for the little campers. I woke up alongside Jinki and Jonghyun, seeming like they had a rough night.

“Morning hun… how did you sleep?” Jonghyun smiled back at me. His eyes seemed half awake, he had a blank expression for a moment before reacting to my comment.

“It was alright… I’d rather sleep in my bed than this…” Jinki stood up afterwards, going towards the shower room. We followed each other, removing our clothes before stepping onto the wet floor and turning on the shower head.

Jinki and Jonghyun were teasing each other, spanking each other butts while I peacefully washed my hair just to then place it in two ponytails. I grabbed my towel and went out, seeing the two fighting each other naked like I was watching the Olympics during Ancient Greece times with their cocks flopping around and their towels on the floor.

“Jinki started it!!” Jonghyun screamed, trying to push Jinki away. I broke up the fight, telling them to get changed so we could start cooking and waking the kids up at 8 am. We did have a lot of time, so we could do what we wanted to do before then.

We finally got changed and went into our camp clothes before we went to the kitchen to make porridge as a part of the breakfast menu. It was a huge bowl, it was WAY bigger than all of our heads combined. While me and Jonghyun were getting the food ready, Jinki went to wake up the campers. Slowly but surely, they came to the window and demanded food.

We gave them a fresh bowl of porridge to eat, as well as a protein bar, an apple and a sandwich of their choice. There were 4 different types of sandwiches. There were eggs, cheese, ham and tuna. They hung out at the tables where we could see them and laughed with their friends and the cliques they created throughout the 2 weeks they had been in camp.

“Alright, that’s the most of them.” Jinki came back while smiling. We had 30 kids to take care of, and we were in charge of the activities for them. Once everyone was taken care of, we had our food and sat with the others.

Our favourite camper was a teenage boy named Taemin. His parents forced him to go after he supposedly kept getting bad grades. He seemed sad the first couple of days he was in the camp, but we did help him get his spirits up once we told him that we wouldn’t hurt him.

“Hi, guys!” Taemin eyes became cheerful upon our presence, walking up to us as he gave us space that wasn’t taken.

“Hey, Taemin! How have you been doing?” Jonghyun smiled back at him, sitting straight while leaning forward towards him. “Did you sleep well?”

“I slept well! This camp wasn’t as bad as I thought!”

“That’s great to hear! We’re so glad to have you too!” Jinki cheerfully replied to Taemin while taking a bite out of his apple.

“Did you get a cheese sandwich again?” I teased him for his love for cheese. He has spoken a lot about his admiration for mozzarella sticks and cheesy pizza, knowing that cheese would be his go-to sandwich.

“Yeah! Jonghyun even made it melt for me!” I looked back at Jonghyun, shaking my head at the nice gesture he made. “This would’ve never been allowed at my other camp…”

“Yeah… some camps have safety regulations, but here is fine. If you want another one, let us know!” I saw him smiling, almost ecstatic at the thought of getting another sandwich. He quickly nodded, in which Jonghyun used that as a cue to go back and make more.

Eventually, Jonghyun came back and that sparkle in his eyes came back. He went in for a bite, feeling the melting cheese pull, getting excited at the view. We all got excited for him, seeing that he had been doing much better than a couple of weeks ago.

Soon enough, it was time for everyone to go outside. I followed everyone and played some games while Jinki and Jonghyun washed the dishes inside.

We played a game of “change seats if” in which it became serious way too quickly. Everyone enjoyed it so much that they got upset when they were told that the game was over.

During that period, Jinki and Jonghyun came out to play along, leading the kids to demand to play again so they could join. We brought out 2 more chairs, so now we were all playing together.

One kid stood up and began thinking of something to say. “Change seats if… you play football!” About 5 guys switched, and one stood back up. “Change seats if…” He paused, possibly thinking about something that hadn’t been said. “…who has an iPhone?” I immediately stood up with Jinki, in which he was brought to stand in the front.

“Stand up if you ate a cheese sandwich today!” Jinki alerted a sleepy Taemin, causing him to be the last to find a seat and have to stand in the front. He seemed shy, and unsure what to say. Everyone started to wait for him to call out anyone indirectly, but it turned out that he was nervous… almost like a stage fright feeling.

Feeling bad for him, I stood up to ask if he was alright. He gave a thumbs up as a sign for me to sit back down. I wasn’t sure what he was thinking, but I knew he had stage fright from the way his face looked, which was exactly how I felt as a kid when I was forced to go on stage at my school.

“U-uh… switch seats if… y-you have a birthmark…” He was pretty quiet, but I was able to just about hear him, so I repeated what he said.

“Taemin said, switch seats if you have a birthmark!” Only 3 people stood up and luckily he managed to sit back down to mind his own business.

After another 10 minutes of that, we stopped the games and allowed the campers to do whatever they wanted to do. Soon, it was 10 am. We were about to go on our morning stroll around the woods. We made sure that everyone was close to each other, going up the hills and going past the same path that we’d been through for 20 minutes straight.

We eventually reached a river, in which we divided into 3 so we had 1 adult for every 10 kids. I managed to be in the same boat with Taemin, having him sit next to me while the others sat in twos.

“Hey Y/N… I need to say something serious…” Taemin has spoken to me in an almost whisper voice.

“Hey, Taemin! What is it that you wanted to tell me?” I said in a rather cheerful voice. I knew I couldn’t break character, so I assumed that it was something light-hearted.

“Um… I think I’ve been abused in the other camp…” I felt my stomach drop so fast. Obviously, I couldn’t show the other kids that I was feeling upset, so I slightly dimmed my smile, demanding he tell me more when we went back to camp.

We finally reached the other side, everyone got out of the boat safely. We waited for the others, in which we reunited with Jinki, Jonghyun and the other 20 kids.

“Ah hey! How was the boat ride!” Jonghyun spoke to Taemin, but it seemed like he didn’t want to speak to anyone right now. I don’t know what he was thinking of, but I could assume that he might’ve had a flashback moment.

Or maybe… maybe he was upset with me…?

Did I sound rude or insensitive? I hope I didn’t come off like that.

We eventually went back to camp, with the kids looking forward to lunch. As soon as it came to 12:30 pm, everyone was lined up for lunch, with the dinner ladies pouring macaroni and cheese into a bowl.

Pouring each portion into each person’s trays, we finally reached the front of the line. We were given just about what we needed so we could sit down and start our lunch break.

“Not gonna lie, this camp thing is super difficult…” Jinki sighed, looking back at Jonghyun. “I want to go home…”

We all broke character for a little bit and sighed, cheering Jinki on to keep going for the entire day. Jonghyun pat his back, stroking it while I held his hands. He let out a couple of tears, but his face was still in a half smile.

“I know… but I really tried… I miss being in our room… making love…” Jinki explained, leaning onto Jonghyun’s shoulder. He was slowly getting it out, but he did go on to calm down and wipe away his tears, acting like it never happened.

All of a sudden, a familiar camper walked over to us with a tray full of food. It was a smiley Taemin, with a tray filled with only mac and cheese. We knew that this was going to be the meal of the week for him knowing his love for cheese.

“Hi, guys! I got myself some Mac and Cheese!” Taemin exclaimed out of excitement. We suddenly smiled back at him, cheering him on for the meal that he deservedly needed.

“That’s so great, Taemin! Let us know if you want more, alright Taemin?” We all chuckled at him, Jonghyun nodded his head and ate along with him. “

Taemin was looking at me while eating his food. Was it regarding the chat we had back on the boat? I hope he wasn’t mad at me…

Taemin then took a deep breath and began speaking directly to me. “Y/N… I do need to talk to you about something…”

In shock, I replied straight away. “Yes, Taemin?”

“It’s about… the other camp… but I can finish my food first.” He went on to eat his food fast enough that after a minute of eating, the tray was completely gone. He immediately stood up and went to my side of the table. I knew that this was my cue to go to the office and speak to him.

“Alright, Taemin. Sit down here. Let me know what happened.” My hands were together on the table, and I was leaning forward. My eyes were alert, and my head was already slightly shaking at the silence.

“Well… it was 4 summers ago… I went to this camp…” Taemin went on with the story, starting from the very moment his parents dropped him at the place.

—

“NOOOOO! I DON’T WANT TO GO HERE!!!” A 12-year-old Taemin screamed at the car of his parents, begging to go back home with them.

“Well, if you wanted to be with us, you should’ve brought home better grades than a D. Really? Are you serious, Taemin?”

The car approached a camp where Taemin could already hear some cries before he even went inside the place. The inside didn’t seem the greatest at the slightest. Everywhere seemed like it was cheaply made. A kid fell on a chair he was sitting on, and the stuff they were eating looked like wasted slop.

As his parents registered him into the camp, they made their way to the exit. “Bye, Taemin! We’ll see you at the end of summer!”

“NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!” Taemin began running for his parents, but the staff held him back, preventing him from moving until the doors closed. He ran over to open the door, but it was no use. He was trapped in this horrible camp for the whole summer and he had no other choice but to suck it up and survive.

That was when the challenge started.

The staff changed their emotions, switching to a rather scary face. They treated Taemin like he was a rat, throwing his belongings to the staff room to check his items just to throw almost all of his clothes away, including his favourite cheese underwear. At that point, he only had one underwear — the one he was wearing.

He became stressed out, unsure what to do. He had nothing else to wear and was stranded with nothing but his sanity.

The camp didn’t even feed him properly either, giving him slop 3 times a week, which meant that he had only fruits and a cheese stick to eat. He became incredibly skinny and he began to look unrecognisable. The once “happy-go-lucky” Taemin was now this miserable pile of bones whose parents dropped him to camp and left.

However, that wasn’t the worst part. There was a lot of abuse happening. Whenever Taemin did something out of line, he would get beaten — even if it was something small such as his legs pointing slightly sideways when standing. If he slept for too long, he would get beaten for that. If he went to sleep late, he would get beaten the next day. If he tried to escape, he would get beaten for that. There were so many rules that even he couldn’t keep up. In fact, the staff could beat campers up just because they felt like it. It was a horrible time.

Even though there was so much happening, nothing could prevent him from what would happen next. There was a staff that was especially close to him, TOO close. Her name was Haerim, a 28-year-old woman at the time. She found herself attracted to Taemin and she would stare at him as he would walk past him.

One day, Taemin and Haerim were alone together since she wanted to go through Taemin’s files. Once she realised that nobody was coming into the office, she used that time to do the unthinkable to the younger boy.

“Why are you doing that? Can you stop?” Taemin was weak, but he was able to stand up for himself to the best of his abilities.

“Why are you fussing? I’m just checking your clothes for your name!” She lied, it was obvious by the way she was holding up the hem of his jumper.

“Tell you what… let me do what I want to do, and I’ll make sure you won’t get beaten up again.” She held her hand on his cheek, scrunching his lips into a pout. Taemin looked at her in confusion, raising his eyebrow in disgust.

“B-But I haven’t even had my first time…” Taemin quietly spoke but got cut off by Haerim’s disgustingly loud laugh. She went closer to his face, just where her face would take out most of his sight.

“Do we have a deal?” She laid out her hand, waiting for Taemin to reply to her. Unfortunately for him, he accepted her request, hoping that he wouldn’t have to suffer anymore at the hands of the other staff.

Taemin felt like a toy throughout the time he was in the office. He knew what was happening, the woman wasn’t his mother or a doctor. She was a strange woman who wanted to do immoral acts with him, a child. He didn’t know how to feel, or how to act. He knew he couldn’t tell anyone, he just wanted to get out of it so he didn’t need to be beaten up.

As the weeks went on, he surprisingly hasn’t been beaten at all. Haerim even gave him all the food he had been craving, giving him an extra cheese sandwich for breakfast. He has been doing much better physically, but at what cost? Haerim was still demanding to do the ungodly things with him from time to time, causing him to wake up late.

Eventually, the summer camp finally came to an end. He could finally go home, right?

Haerim was going to miss him — taking advantage of his innocence. She made out with him in the office, kissing him with tongue, in which he was unsure what to do. He awkwardly opened his eyes in between, looking at what she was doing to him. She sighed to himself, knowing that it was the last time she could do that to him.

He woke up in her bed, with his clothes gone and nowhere to be found. Across him was a naked Haerim with her bending down with her butt towards Taemin. He felt uncomfortable but sucked it up as this may finally be the end of his “relationship” with Haerim.

As he left, his parents seemed cheerful to see him, but Taemin brushed aside him and walked into the car, almost as if his soul had been forcefully ripped out of him. He was gloomy, feeling guilty, and almost like he didn’t deserve to live.

—

I widen my eyes out of shock, not realising how bad it was until Taemin presented it to me. I saw him taking a deep breath to stop crying, but it was no use. I went over to cuddle him, and he gladly accepted and cried on my shoulder.

“I-I felt… g-guilty…” He sniffed, before letting it out again. I held onto him, pulling him closer. I just wanted to let him know that he was allowed to talk to me about anything… anything he felt comfortable to talk about.

“Thank you for telling me, Taemin.” He looked up at me and smiled. “Did you tell your parents about her?”

He shook his head. “No… they’d probably not believe me.”

Suddenly, Jonghyun walked in — possibly due to the fact that we stayed in the office for too long.

“Guys, it’s time to go out! Also, I saved you a bit of apple crumble and custard, I know how much you love AC&C!” He teased me, I had a sigh of relief hearing that he would never let me go a day without my favourite dessert in the world.

I took a bite of the AC&C he brought to me as I saw Jonghyun holding Taemin’s hand to go outside. I let myself have a sigh, giving myself time to enjoy my food. It has been a while since I enjoyed a meal this much. Jinki came in, chuckling at something on his phone.

“Yo Y/N, you got to see this video!” The video showcased a funny prank of people getting scared of a moving mannequin. He loves videos like these, almost like my mother. Seeing him happy was all I’d like to see, especially with the fact that he was crying not too long ago.

I eventually ate the AC&C and went to the kitchen to wash the plate. Me and Jinki hung out there for a while, taking a sip of water before going out to meet up with Jonghyun. As we went out, we saw Taemin with some other campers.

“Alright, campers! We’re going hiking! Let’s go in a group of 3!” Jinki called out, almost everyone went in their cliques. All, except Taemin. Eventually, 2 teens went up to him to ask to be in a group.

“Hey! We’re looking for a 3rd, so you wanna join us?” Their names were Minho and Kibum. They seemed to be friends since they entered the camp, getting along with each other like PB&J.

Taemin’s eyes lit up in excitement, smiling at the thought that there were people who actually wanted to be friends with him. “Yeah, sure!” He held the hand of Minho and walked away with them. Us being super excited for him, we watched from a distance as they asked questions about each other.

“So you have a birthmark?” Key asked Taemin. “Where is it?”

“Well… it’s on the side of my buttcheek… it looked like a cheese! My mother said that it looked like a my little pony cutie mark!” The boys chuckled, asking him to show it to them. He pulled down the band of his shorts, having the boys react in awe.

We decided that we were going to go as 3 and look around if any other kid wanted any help. It was a fun time walking around, going up the hills, swimming across the river, hopping on rocks and taking a break on the grass.

They chatted with each other the whole time, even upon their arrival back to the camp. They never broke apart, they were together. By the time they came back, it was 6:15 pm. They stuck together so they could roast marshmallows. They took pictures of their moments, laughing and enjoying their presence. We knew that we didn’t want to disturb them, so we watched at a distance. We were overjoyed that Taemin managed to finally make friends in the summer camp. He went from a quiet boy to a social butterfly in a matter of couple weeks.

By the time it reached 7:30 pm, everyone started going inside their rooms. It started getting late, so everyone had to go to sleep by 8 pm. Some campers were allowed to stay up until 9 pm since they were old enough. Taemin and his friends laughed so loudly that Jinki had to go inside and remind them that the lights were going to be switched off in 15 minutes. He was smiling for a bit at the door, before closing it behind him.

Soon, the campsite became silent. We could finally go to sleep.

We went back to our rooms in a tired state. We finally made it to the best part of the day, which was sleeping. Jinki was especially pleased that he made it through this day that he fell onto the bed like his legs just gave in right there and then.

Jonghyun followed through with a huge sigh. “Great job, guys!” He clapped his hands, holding both of us in a sort of awkward hug.

“Oi, Jonghyun!” I screamed, hugging him back. We went to have another shower, seeing them lazily washing their hair and helping each other rub their backs before leaving to get changed. I went in afterwards, stripped from top to bottom and stayed there until I felt clean enough to leave.

Upon leaving with just a towel, I saw Jonghyun and Jinki making out on the bed with nothing but their towels around their waists. Their hands were holding each other’s, and they seemed like they were so into it that I assumed that it could escalate to something more.

“Mmm… Jinki, should we do it tonight?” Jonghyun asked as they moved more into the bed.

“Sure… I don’t mind.” They both removed their towels, Jinki jerking Jonghyun off in his soft state. He looked up at me, asking with his eyes if I wanted to join them.

Whilst hesitating, I decided to join the both of them. I gave Jonghyun head, causing him to squirm and have his cock grow slightly. It twitched at my touch, and he would struggle to stay quiet no matter how much he tried.

Jinki went in to try and jerk his cock awake. It happened slowly, but managed to do anything. Jonghyun went in to give Jinki some head, doing a sort of yoga pose with his leg up so I could also give him head.

“Mmm… Y/N… can you put your finger inside of me?” I complied, taking the lube that was on the bed and placing a small portion on my finger. He felt the cold liquid inside of his ass, shivering at the sensation that I was giving him.

“Oh yes… that’s so good…” Jonghyun began to give Jinki a sloppy head, drooling over the fact that I was fingering him well. Selfishly, Jinki pushed his head towards his cock, making him choke for a bit.

He pulled out, feeling his attraction towards me. He went onto my body and made out with me. He slid his hand inside of my pussy, making his way inside of my hole after stimulating my clit for a bit.

He licks my lips passionately while he loosens my hole for him to use. Once I was comfortable, he used his lube-filled cock and placed it inside of me. At the same time, Jinki went in and placed his cock inside of Jonghyun’s ass. Once we were all intact, we started awkwardly moving until we found the motion that best suited us.

“Y-yes… mmm…” Jonghyun moaned, trying to make his way to touch my cervix. He accidentally did it a couple of times, in which each time felt better than the next. Meanwhile, Jinki was going balls deep inside of him. He was already gripping onto him, which meant there was more pleasure for him.

“Oh fuck… Jjongie, you’re so tight…” Jinki felt like he needed to force through him in order to orgasm, causing him to pull out and jerk his way through. Jonghyun pulled out of me so he could cum on his face. It went everywhere! From his face to his body, he was completely filled.

“O-oh my gosh… You came so much!” He chuckled, looking at his body in a mirror, and seeing the white liquid dripping down to his chest.

Jinki went back in to finger me more, making sure nobody got left behind. Jonghyun followed through, kissing my chest and licking my nipples. My entire body was sensitive, begging for more in a way.

“T-this is… more!” I told them, and they delivered. I felt a cock going inside of me before I was able to see Jonghyun and Jinki switching places. Jonghyun was about to cum, so he was going to finish up while Jinki watched.

“I-I’m about to cum…” Jonghyun squirted with one last slam, feeling it going everywhere before pulling out. Everything was spilling onto the bed, and all of us were shameless.

We were finally in the dark, looking at the ceiling as we spoke to each other. We sat in silence, tucking each other into bed and comforting ourselves. We soon fell asleep one by one, feeling each other’s snores every passing minute.

“Goodnight, Y/N…” Jinki kissed me on the forehead, and that was the last thing I heard until I apparently stopped talking too.

—

dividers by @cafekitsune

[fumiku]

MakiAngel fic prompts

Dropping my makiangel fic prompts/wips because I bet I won’t get to write out 99% of these, but the ship has so little and they’re dear to me so I still want to share them, for what they’re worth. Mostly, they’re bite-sized atmospheric prose to make you ponder touch starved lonely depressed monster who plays at being lazy uncaring and devilish x heartless lonely singleminded manipulator monster who happens to be one of the few able to touch him and modified his memories. Girl who everyone is in love with that has everyone wrapped around her finger x guy who isn’t but also isn’t not who’s somehow never thought of resisting or leaving or distrusting her... These two grabbed me by the throat and still haven’t let go for whenever I’m in that melancholic mood fr. This isn’t my ship manifesto, I’m just sighing looking out my window wistfully

Every separate prompt is in its own paragraph. CW for Makima and sad doomed exploitative relationship narratives

With that said while I’m here, I’ve also made a makiangel spotify playlist, it’s great if I do say so myself

Angel just wanted the days to drag on and blur or for them to not happen at all. For the dark to come, wether it be night or death. He didn’t care about how suspicious the bosses sometimes were. Humans are an-ill intentioned race too after all. Sloth was always his sin. An useful one. A virtue, the way she spoke of it.

Angel devil was a pawn. A tool. Useful and impersonal. All these words were synonymous with his very name, and so there is no need for her to repeat herself as she narrates this. [Makima pov, ficlet]

Makima was a very busy woman. A busy worker. He and just about anyone knew that her schedule was packed down to every hour. So why was she setting time aside to meet with him?

Makima understood the importance of rewards in training, of easing up the pull on the leash just long enough to remind them that at your call you can give them breathing.

Makima calls angel to her office to address his diminished results due to his laziness. She thinks he’s touch starved. She takes his face into her hands gently, Angel doesn’t react. He finds his apathy gets more pronounced when he’s with her, even as the touch makes spiders crawl under his skin. Backs him into a couch he falls-sits on, and she straddles him, touches his chest, lets her hands run for a moment where he does not move. "Do you like this, Angel-kun? Is it not enough as a reward for future hard work?" Goes straight into kissing him, pressing her body to his. This time he does gasp, at the stifling suffocating warmth of it all, even when her skin is slightly cold and firing off all the nerves on his skin. The kiss feels… Good, somehow. He wonders if this thought too was her design, planted into his mind somehow. Angel continued to be lazy on work duty, and Makima continued to touch him when they found themselves alone together.

Angel Devil was special. He’d always been the most complacent of her pawns, how fortunate he was also one of her most powerful.

Her tool. Her touch.

Her tool, her weapon, her messenger. She meticulously made him integrate the Hayakawa circle. Relationships are chain-like bonds, and the more chains one has… Angel Devil is obedient, but as it is, only by complacency.

Touch me Midas / Make me part of your design [My Ordinary Life, The Living Tombstone]

Angel wakes up from a nightmare and he wants to die. He wants to shed a tear at all but he stays dry and empty and hollow. A shell of an imitation of an imitation. He wants to die screaming and crying, his guts embowelled to the floor, everything out of him before he leaves this devilforsaken place for ever. Maybe by his sword. Makima comes visit him. Makima takes him to a movie, he ends up crying uncontrollably.

He claimed to like humans dying. Makima sees the sympathetic glint in his eye that he tries as best he can to make hollow. Her smile doesn’t shift a millimeter. "Oh, Angel… You truly are so kind." In a cute pitying demeaning ways of oh wow u do fulfill your gimmick

This is how Makima chooses to spend her last moments of peace on the beach, while Gun Devil goes to Denji. She hasn’t felt peace since forever, order does not rest, but here the waves bend around her ankles, mold themselves against her, and there is the body of an angel devil ungracefully lying in the sand, wet hair whipping at his face and sticking to false skin as he eats seafoam and bites back words. He asks her if she ever thinks about the people who die instead of her, from her contract. Makima smiles, but there’s an uncharacteristic softness to it, melancholy.

So won't you tell me / What do you know of devotion? / Be grateful for the freedom of lacking emotion [Like a Dog, Ferry]

Makima with Angel like aren’t we so glad to be devils. "If I a devil don’t feel what they call emotions, I can only imagine how awful and pitiful living as a human must be like." And yet they yearn.

Their hairs were both the color of hearts, despite neither having one.

Angel and reading the bible. What was the point, when he was an insulting imitation of an angel, and a devil who couldn’t follow these words of god? He doesn’t like reading, doesn’t undeestand this, feels guilt at every little fact of himself that overwhelms him so much it loops back around to numbness. [I am alas not knowledgeable enough to pull this concept off but it’d be interesting I think. Not very shippy though I suppose, but hey Makima god imagery…]

Connection control. Bond and chain.

Angel Devil has remembered what Makima is many, many times before. He just didn’t remember any of them. The only therapist Makima would have is one that forgets, that she can keep under her thumb fully… An employee with no rights she has full supervision over who happens to be a devil who’s a good listener out of apathy. "Movies are easier" she says. Devils will literally watch movies instead of going to therapy. He’s all singeing of course but gives up on killing her every time until they have a chat. Here it’s a hard reset where every time they do this it’s news to him, but alternatively it could be like the flip of a switch where he remembers every time before immediately at the snap of her finger.

Frankly, he never understood what was so great about Makima. Until…. What there’s to love about makima: she can touch him. Inexorably, ineffably, miracurously.

[Generally, I like when he knows she’s a devil but of course in most cases that can’t be the case, so my go-to explanation is that being a devil cancels out Angel’s lifesucking touch power but that when asked she tells him that she has a devil contract that protects her from his power and he doesn’t push. But alternatively… : ]

She tells him that as part of her contracts others’ lifespans dwindle in her stead when she touches him, and he bears all this guilt as well.

He thought himself above being fooled or charmed by her, but ultimately he fell into the warm comforting duvet of emotionlessness, lethargy and boredom. Denial, just another kind.

They kiss, and it feels unnatural and unfamiliar to both of them. He’s still starved for physical intimacy tho, and he wasn’t difficult. Makima seeing him as the perfect practice dummy He couldn’t hear her breathing, going to sleep against her.

His hair was always like a bush of brambles. She so disliked disorder. Makima personal grooming time, the dog fur with a comb kind.

"You’re very uncaring, you follow orders toughtlessly. Well, you follow orders most times. It’s not exactly respectable, but, I like that about you."

"Why me?" "Devils have no protected rights."

Any love she ever got was coerced. Sacrificial lambs on a false altar.

Like idk he wants to be free in general and free of her and he has this faint feeling pushed down deep in his stomach that she’s the source of that bind and he’s chained to her by her, but also he wants to be subjugated to not feel so much, like Denji. Complacency is his coping mechanism. Don’t care don’t feel everything is out of his control it’s all too big it all means nothing. The fear of angels, the fear of divine higher authority and divine servitude, the fear of the messengers of the order of the world and of how tiny you are.

[dual-fantasy]

So much. Yes. the babyfication of mike(& the rest of the system to an extent) cause hes nervous sometimes and mentally ill makes me so mad. hes a bit of a dick and its okay. let him be a dick. he deserves it. let him be awful and gritty. scike ultimately would fail because of how much they just dont love each other. they end it on awful terms. anytime they're near each other they end up getting in a fistfight. mike kicks his ass every time. he'd have to be physically dragged off scott if anyone cared enough to stop him. jo cheers him on. people only get in the way of it when they realize scott might actually Die and even then its just a suggestion. Also, bit of an unpopular opinion in the fandom but I don't like zoke. I think they'd be friends after the show but they wouldn't date. mike grew a backbone after the show as well. he got cooler i reckon. its the mental illness though he stopped going to therapy after roti(also. i want to talk about how people completely forget that he actively sees a psychiatrist?? he is fucked in the head stop ignoring it) and somewhere through dating scott he just Stops Giving A Shit. he contracted scotts shark rabies or whatever and it made him evil. but its okay cause its mike. let him be evil. he deserves it. let him be mean to people. scike are absolutely awful for each other. their ''relationship'' is messy at most. nobody knows how they started dating it just happened one day. they yell at each other in the furniture displays at big stores and make everyone uncomfortable. they cant hang out together around anyone else cause 30 minutes in they get mad at each other and ruin the mood. actually the fandom interpretation of mike pisses me off so much. he is not a dainty little twink he has abs. that isnt just vitos italian superstrength(funniest fucking thing to me) or whatever hes strong as hell. let him beat someone up. let him be mean. he pushed scott into shark infested waters. he was a stupid boy in love with a pretty girl but hes also a dick. it means so much to me. hes an awful person sometimes and he absolutely deserves to be. half of the total drama fandom can not comprehend a mentally ill guy having complexities that make him a kind of bad person. hes a dog motif in a guard dog way. his bites worse then his bark. i do not frown on him being horrible i think he should be like that more. make mike mean twenty twenty four. td fandoms displayed him in such a horrific way i have to level the scales by making him the horrible person he deserves to be. not even in an angsty way he isn't sad and miserable. he should just be allowed to fuck scott up a lot. let him break some noses. I saw a post about brick and mike(no idea what the ship name is. bike ????) and i think they should be allowed to kiss just a little bit. brick frowns on him getting in fights but he isn't gonna stop it. scott deserves to get beaten up a little. mikes stupid and in love with brick though. tying into the guard dog motif. he comes home soaked in blood(probably scotts. none of its his own) and makes brick dinner cause hes actually the best boyfriend ever. just not to scott. theres no scike happy ending they dont become friends or learn to tolerate each other theyre forever bitter and hateful Grave Dog. i wrote this all in one sitting in 2 minutes i hope its somewhat comprehensible

YOU'RE SO REAL the fanon interpretation of mike actually drives me mad. like fucking insane. I hate it. I think the issue is that people don't want actual mental health representation they want the perks that come with being able to say he's mentally ill without actually having to see what mental illness is. they would rather die than realise nuances in his character. and your right the system has also had this happen but to a lesser extent. I like the fanon system more but only in the way that it's actually researched. in every other way it sucks. Ive seen it happen a lot with svetlana too. Its the obsession with easy troupes and simple characters that are easier to portray. they want characters to be more palletable so they erase their real character for the simplicity. it's bad

I think scike is literally never going to work out. it's always bad and it never improves and they're so terrible. they would never say they'll love eachother but they'll spend every waking moment imagining ways to destroy eachother. it's so bad and so good. mike is actually fucking killing Scott at one point. like his face is three hits from caving in. the only person to bother with helping him is brick because of "moral codes" or something. Cameron also wanted to help but he would get killed like. immediately. not even intentionally he would just get hit and crumple and die. everyone else is cheering them on tho. Anne Maria and B made a betting pool. lightning and dawn are announcing everything that happens like sports commentators.

I do not like zoke either because I don't like the way that Zoey was handled in canon. I think they should've made her weirder. she cannot be the "weird small town loser" if her only weird personality trait is a flower in her hair. she shouldve collected bones and made them into jewellery. they're friends but I can't see them dating. he stops caring after the show (and the reset button doesn't work!! it does not fucking work!! the system is still there!!) and decides to just be terrible. making up for the fanon bullshit my making him worse you're right.

and the Italian superstrength is easily one of the funniest explanations I've ever seen. in anything. Vito doesn't have fucking superpowers y'all mike is strong. he canonically does kickboxing!!! and is very passionate it!!! the show makes a point out of it!!! and also he can do everything that Svetlana can. even if he doesn't have the form or the practice in order to actually do it he could still theoretically do it. because Svetlana can only do what their body allows. mike is fucking jacked and incredibly strong he's just skinny. his ass is NOT a twink you all just hate nuances! he needs to beat up people. he needs to be worse. he needs to be terrible and horrible and cruel

and the guard dog motif is soooo good. weapon that's only used in necessity. bites not for enjoyment but for protection. able to fight but has the morality to restrain himself. he should be allowed to go crazy though. pleaseeee pretty please can he go crazy and silly and insane and violent. you're so real about brick and Mike I think they would be cute.

also DW I write all my posts in 2 minutes too that's why they're all incomprehensible

[suffarustuffaru]

Heinkel Astrea himself >:D

YALL REALLY WENT FOR ME WITH THIS ONE.... OKAY. LETS GO.

Sexuality Headcanon: i think it could be one of several possibilities. he could be straight... he could be on the aroace spectrum... he could be bi and not even know... but we do know what he is for certain..... hes louannasexual................................................

A ship I have with said character: heinkel/louanna PLS THEYRE MARRIED OKAY......... louanna really looked at the astrea family Baggage and still went "im still gonna marry this man <3".... and like the way heinkel speaks about louanna T^TT "reinhard is me and louannas treasure..." "dont take away louannas way home"... LIKE FUCK MAN..... heinkel may be a piece of shit now but he took like those marriage vows of like in sickness and in health SERIOUSLY. its been like twenty years and hes been searching for a cure for louanna all this time. it drives me BONKERS...

A BROTP I have with said character: ......................im pretty sure you know what im gonna say LMAO. YEAH. YEAH. ROWAN AND HEINKEL?? ROWAN IS THE BEST POSSIBLE BROTP THAT COULDVE EVER HAPPENED FOR HEINKEL. deadbeat alcoholic dads of extremely powerful teenage sons club??? theyre literally insane. i love how they first meet because its the most pathetic thing ever. like rowan just seeing heinkel half-dead in some ditch and just deciding to help this random ass guy??? rowan dragging heinkel away like when you grab a cat by its scruff??? heinkel going "this guy is smiling at me but its not mocking... i dont know what the fuck it means" because heinkel doesnt know what fucking FRIENDLINESS is anymore...... theyre insane. im excited for the development thats gonna come out of them meeting. they foil so much T^T

A NOTP I have with said character: anyone other than louanna :((((((((((((((( pls..... pls dont separate them shes already in a coma :((((((((((((((((((((((((( ......except ill make an exception for rowan and heinkel because. they have 95 mental illnesses and theyre ALWAYS making it everyone elses problem... theyd be so horrible together and i can only see it happening if theyre drunk and the world is literally gonna end. they are Terrible. but they Would be entertaining...

A random headcanon: heinkel gets sober in all the timelines where wilhelm is erased <33 because its like. wilihelm gets erased, heinkel and reinhards relationship is better, so its like.... things are a little better for heinkel now. obviously his whole complex feelings on reinhard are either lessened or erased entirely, but i also feel like heinkel got at least Some of his insecurities because of how wilhelm probably was as a dad. and bc wilhelms gone - WELP nice going heinkel half of your insecurities are gone!! so, well, maybe heinkel wants to be fully sober and present for reinhard now. he wants to be in reinhards life as his dad...

General Opinion over said character:

if i met him irl i would immediately pull a pridebaru and poison heinkel's drink. HOWEVER, i am also screaming and crying over heinkel's heartbreaking tragic corruption arc where he goes from a very earnest and hardworking person whos trying his best with all the shitty cards handed to him. and then he turns into *GESTURES TO PRESENT DAY HEINKEL*

i need him to get his shit together and have the most GRUELING, PAINFUL, NAIL BITING redemption arc of all time. he's just so fucking pathetic 24/7 it's like... like im sitting here and reading every scene hes in and im going, god hes like one of those sad dirty exhausted stray dogs you see backed into a corner and theyre just like growling and snapping at everything that comes close. like we vaguely know that its Possible for him to get his shit together at least a little bit (see: pride if), and we Know that heinkel used to be a very affectionate person to louanna and reinhard, and the fact that tappei said he'd make heinkel the mc if subaru didnt exist indicates that heinkels Probably gonna have some insane development, especially given the debut of the rowan-heinkel dynamic... i cant wait for it T^TT i just like how hes Terrible... but hes also clearly very human. what a well-written character. i hope he goes for anime onlys kneecaps in season three.

[leadenn]

OH YEAH!? YOU WANT MY THOUGHTS? YOU WANT MY THOUGHTS!? (I did that AND some, oops)

Absolutely adore your fic front and back. The entire concept had me intrigued, and once I started reading, I was OBSESSED. Legit, I would talk to my friends about it, talk to my shower, talk to my Twitter mutuals about it.ALSO ALSO I adore how you write monologues, it's so funny and so descriptive, makes me feel things good things. Every single one of them you write so well, like YES he would say that! I see a lot of Raph and Leo being writen so off, like their manorisms are so yes, I could see him doing that. Casey is so cool and I adore his relationship with Abby, big bro and lil sis, he would give the world for his sister and she would love the world for him. You feel me? Oh and I love how all of them just were like "yes Abby is my favorite little sister, I would kill for her", so fucking obsessed. Casey and Abby have gone through so much shit and I'm so happy for them being around people who love and care for them. Leatherhead and Casey and Abby and Mikey are so sweet. Leatherhead is also a sweetheart, he's so nice and the way you write him makes me melttt, I become a pile of mush 🫠Mikey and Him are soooo sweet too and I swear to god you have changed my ENTIRE perspective on those two as a ship its incredible, like before I ddint even THINK that much about it, but here I am in my notes app with a full on page of how to implement leatherhead in my au AND in my fanfic, the note title is legit called 💥THAMK UOU LEADENN💥 also just read the newest chapter came back to edit this, YAY! FUCK YEAHH!! Those twoooo OUGHHHH!! The inner monologues you write are so fuckin good, like I can read that thing good without getting confused and having to re read, I understand it because you explain well! The scenes play out good and are incredibly funny or incredibly sad or both. Like holy shit. Also the way you write and hint has me going "WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? WHA WAIT WHA??" like I end up shocked eyes open. I also enjoy your writing so much I usually don't venture off into the collection of other stories unless they still include my favorite character but with how you write I just love everyone so much I'm like eating that shit up, full course meal gourmet food 5 stars. I know you get a lot of Mikey stuff so I left him for last on how much I fucking LOVE HIM HES SO COOL like mental stuff aside his one liners and his kick ass brain lines are awesome oh my god he comes off so damn cool like daaqmnnn who made you king of Antarctica, lord of coolness. I love his inner monologues so much, its so funny and so real like, "Yeah he underestimated how much of DICK the forest would be." Had me HOWLIBG, first thing in and I get hit in tge face with another real as hell Mikey line. That was actually one of the things that keeps me reading, what drew me in when I first found your amazing story. He'd just started spitting facts and a gnarly backstory and in my head I was like "ohhhh shittt!!" I get so excited every time an update comes out, goddamn chapter 5??? I am so goddamn proud of you for reaching 61 CHAPTERS AUGH I can't stress this enough you are doing AMAZING, you're writing so much and it's terrific every single time, every single comment, kudo, fanart, just everything, you deserve it. You're so awesome-sauce! I think I would bite the dust if I wrote as much as you, as much as I love it I am already struggling with getting past 5k words. Anyways, your writing genuinely is my coffee in the morning especially when I've run out of coffee and my phone is the only thing that morning to bring me joy. Also you intimidate me, most fanfic writers do but the moment you interacted with an account, boss music started playing in my head

I think I'll combust if I proof read this so before the guy in my head backs out I'm just gonna send it 👍😩👍

*pukes in joy*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hils79]

Hils Watches Oh No! Here Comes Trouble - Ep 2

A few people have told me how excited they are that I'm watching it and telling me how good it is. I remain a little confused about what's going on but maybe things will become clearer in this episode.

I love that they keep making it look like something spooky is happening only for it to be a fake out. Except there also is something spooky happening because the last episode ended with what looked like a zombie

The most zoomer thing. Dude bumps into her and gets blood on her shirt. Gotta take a selfie and upload it with some nihilistic poetry

This is so fascinating. Everyone using social media to track the dude.

Okay obviously I have no idea but I am going to hazard a guess that this sole fan of Pu Yiyong's comic is the kid he bullied in school. They have to be connected somehow, right?

Of course he's going to get a job writing passages for the family of a loved one who passed away. And that will help him deal with his own grief over losing his dad. I don't know what I was expecting from this drama but it definitely wasn't this.

Poingnant scene about processing grief immediately followed by Pu Yiyong fainting as soon as he sees a zombie. Which is understandable I suppose but they are definitely playing it as comedy.

Wait is this going to be a buddy zombie drama?

Apparently zombies have no concept of personal space

This has nothing to do with the drama but I just hit pause to take a bite of my sandwich and 😂

Now they're going to solve his death together. Okay this is fun.

Uh....I kind of ship them?

You can't leave him at the spot where he died like a sad abandoned puppy

Look he's even doing the sad puppy head tilt

Oooooh! Interesting! I was wondering how the cop was going to fit into it. She saved Pu Yiyong's life by giving him CPR at the bus acceident site. But also I think she thinks he killed the zombie dude.

Can you imagine? Hi, yes, I woke up to find this zombie dude in my bedroom

Her: Shit if there's no body we can't prove that he killed this guy Him: Shit if there's no body that just makes me look even more sus

This is so fun

I'm not sure going straight back to the scene after you got released is the best idea

I thought for a second she wasn't going to be able to see zombie dude and just assume Pu Yiyong was lying. I forgot that zombie dude was on all those cameras and bumped into people.

I kind of want to hug him

I love everyone fainting when they see him for the first time. I feel like that's a normal reaction.

Pu Yiyong: Here is a cop, here is the victim who just happens to be the walking dead. No need for me to be involved anymore. Okay, bye.

Ah hah! So he's not a zombie he just possessed the body.

I regret looking that up

Look at them working together to solve crime. I mean his mum did say she didn't mind what he did with his life so long as it wasn't illegal and this is basically the opposite of illegal

Yeah, I am 100% on board with this now that we've got beyond all the setup. This was such a fun episode.

[twpsyn-who]

Also unsolicited opinion, but the only way I could see myself enjoying Steter as I ship would be in a Soulmate AU.

Gosh just imagine a Soulmate AU where you share the pain with your soulmate. Or where what you write on your skin shows on your soulmate's skin too. Soulmate AU where you dream your soulmate's memories. Soulmate AU where you know when your soulmate is in danger. Soulmate AU where you and your soulmate share emotions. Soulmate AU where you share an unique soul mark with your soulmate. Soulmate AU where you die when your soulmate dies. So many Soulmate AU that would work so well for this ship and give it 100% potential for angst and suffering.

Stiles's body burning and hurting all his life until one day it just... stops- only for it to start again the moment Peter Hale's body began burning because of the Molotov he threw at him.

Stiles always writting on his body little messages to his soulmate and drawing little doodles and somehow that's the only thing keeping Peter sane while in his coma- he might not be able to move, but he could see some of the writing and his nurse would sometimes read him the massages. Too bad Peter could not answer back.

Stiles dreaming of the Hale Fire. Of the house burning to the ground. Of someone trying to save the people inside and failing. Dreaming of endless days spent in a hospital room, stuck in place. Of many kids running around, of a woman with a soft smile, of two kids slowly falling in love. Of suffering.

Stiles getting a panick attack while the Hale Fire takes place. Him also stopping from throwing the Molotov when he felt a pull, one similar to the one he has then during his panick attack. Peter smirking because he knew Stiles was his soulmate, he felt it the moment he firstly meet the kid. That was the only reason he hasn't killed Stiles after helping track Derek, in all honestly. Stiles unsure whatever or not he should side with the others or his murderous, slightly crazy, soulmate. Him living with the fact that he helped kill his soulmate, if he does side with the others.

Stiles feeling pain, sadness and anger for most of his life. Him trying to share good emotions with his soulmate in hopes that it would make them feel better. Peter feeling Stiles's fear the first time they meet, but putting the pieces together only after offering the bite and feeling the kid's emotions. Stiles putting the pieces together when he felt pain and betrayal coming from his soulmate while Peter was burning right before his eyes.

Derek killing Peter then suddenly Stiles hitting the ground, getting everyone's attention. His eyes wide while looking at Peter's lifeless body, hard to believe that the monster in front of his eyes was his soulmate. Body convulsing in the way one does when is dying because of one's soulmate. Derek's face going pale while putting two and two together. And when Peter came back to life, one Stiles Stilinski was trying to get out of his casket before he was left without oxygen. Even better if Stiles doesn't get brought back to life and Peter tries to find a way to do it or straight up suffers through it because no one was meant to be alive without their soulmate and the pain of missing one was Hell.

Do you guys get me now?

[lsttcs]

These people are at et., freaking stupid, this hell of a lame is freaking dumb, anyone having sex should be having a bad time, praying to me, and not hurting my heart soul and sad in any which way

So, shark, you’re going off to war?

SS/4/S Spring season

You’ve been here before

At the people biting teeny

Bits of what makes

A grand monster work

At the point of repayment

Style/Earth Realm/Contraband-Smirk

Regurgitate

Jail purple

Ten steps up

That entire height of rocket ship

Right to it

That entire hindrance of platform gap height

Ten years to ween it

Hungry as a caterpillar

As they wait for you to spit on shit

Playing real humilic

The batter for the eatery in ship

Didn’t even get a bite

Like I’m saying

Lover’s spec but it’s caterpillar steps and

Red flames of ten years till I wallow

Like go back it’s easier

A little bit of wadding,

with an easy going rumble

You crying “no pot till eight weenies deep”

No pot, easy on that wheel No those

Battered like your favorite hat

When wrapped in the dough

Crying tears

Them shaped like pizza

Hat supposed to block them

Downward so hot spiral

Mad barking

But mostly folding pizza dough to timer

Favorite time

Same as the crime that your same lame

Second hate

Hopeful the condiments are mostly the kind only used on veggies

Half eaten

But half your head

Already said together

Woof

Could this guy get a hotdog?

A keen seat bucket

Like starring favorite one

Here, think

In this movie star

Waiting punches, clean stink

Then with you

We move feet

We rob colors

To theater

Just the tech banner

Show announcement

Go off without a buddy

Last whisper

Read it under a curtain

Everyone I’d love

Just there toes and

no idea what it’s about

Babe we’re moving

Alive at whips

Not counting

Dead in the track

Turn signal has a fibia

A tuba fracture

A no instrument breath fail

Signaling allergic or any, so much in not’s

If there’s so lofty

I’ve left you

Not counting

Your recursive

They’re crosswalk

Not yours your burden

Infliction

Of my particular cross walk square

Street’s a jail

Turning sailor?

Cement and streets are square

Lover’s grid

All the same

Car’s so salty

You moved your arm, leaned

If it’s loose you

Your surely used to

Still where you stand

Still do you know how much I loved you when you were walking in there

Count mine

Arm’s not broken

Under my placemat

My feet would hop out over the car matt

My arms would eat you

Fists would teach them

That’s my tail pipe

They have no ingenue

They think they know

I’ve drifted to signal a hole

Then they’re horribly contagious

Oh so cruel to me

Let our face’s meet to that

In a clench stripe

In a free one

Their fool hung

As long a pain treck

As that which they judge to be true

Keeps them marooned

I’m praying soon your inside

You know my heart and whole’s truth

To this tick tocking going blip bloop

I’ve masked their identities

Still there faces like

“Is there a fry under there?

Good food?”

[nat-has-two-girlfriends]

Lmfao misty is getting into her musical theater arc

LOTTIE GIRLIE WGAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT 😭😭😭

go Shauna yass queen

LMFAK go misty

So true nat

Omg van

I love the theme tune tbh

Lmfao go misty (young)

Oh no Lottie is not having it

Wow

Misty and Lottie just talking about their gf like yeah we were going to kill him but someone else died instead

Ok it can’t save all of their lives if they have to kill people but anyway

Misty just lying to everyone 💀💀💀

Shauna on her way to do her Shauna-best

aww Travis nooo

The same place????

Oh it’s turning into a proper altar now

Girlie you can’t cry the tears will freeze on your face and you’ll get frostbite

That’s a really good model

Blind???

Coach hanging out in his tree be like 🧍

I wonder if coach is still out there

Oh the ritualness of it

Draw the symbol!!

Ooooh misty sneaking

They always got her sneaking around something

Mood

Who needs a lock pick when you have a rock and a nail (where did she get it from)

OMG HER PHONE

caligula my baby

Why is it still alive??

WALTER GET YHE GUCK AWAY

Making masks with your ex gf

Van I love you but let her be delusional

Shauna and nat homoerotically staring at eachother 🧍

YAY CALLIE AND JEFF ON THEIR WAY

Who’s that

BOOOOOO

NAT HI

Omg she went to see her kid <333

Fucking love lisa and also the actress playing her

Nicole Maine <333 watched her in supergirl

I can’t with all the purple 💀💀💀

ONG IM WEARING PURPLE RN?? wack

Nat no!!!!

Oh it’s Ben again

BEN LITERALLY LIKE 🧍

He’s like what the fuck

Mood

Omg nat

You’re not like other girls ✨🕺

Nat baby no!!!

It’s not your fault!!!

Is coach just going to stay in the wood place and never get rescued cause he’s out there 🧍

Go van!!

Wow the guilt tripping is top notch

WHAT IS THAT SPOTLIGHT WALTER STOP SINGJNG

is it Jeff???

BOOO ITS KEVYN GO AWAYYYY

shut up Walter

Wait no keep going annoy him into living

What’s he making???

Why 🧍

A coven??? Mood

Shut up Walter

Go Callie!!! We Stan!!

Mood

That’s how I talk to my father tbh

MY KEVYN X JEFF SHIP IS SAILING

My fave crack ship tbh

Shut up Jeff

AWWWW JEFF MY LOVE <3333

WOOOOOO

Go JEFF

WE STAN JEFF IN THIS HOUSE

THE BEST FAILHUSBAND

oh shit kevyn is dead

FUCKING KNEW IT

it’s the fenobarbytol again slay

Awww go Walter

WALTER X JEFF???

NO IT FROZE

Real

JEFFREY???

LMFAO

woah gay panic????

Walter is so creepy he’s a funky little guy

He’s like American psycho

THAT WHEEZE 💀💀💀💀

FIYAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Actually there’s no fire

What’s he doing

That is not all that came out of javi 💀💀

WAIT IS BEN BACK IN THE HOLE???

But there’s nothing to eat???

Damn travis is not having a good day

I have to go away in 20 minutes and I’m not going to finish the episode 😭😭😭

Have to wait two hours after that

Awww the carved him a little figurine

Is that a wolf??

WOLFPACK! FORM A! WOLFBRIDGE!

Are they just going to have a bunch of wolf things on the mantle

Atleast they kind of honored travis??

IS IT NOT COOKED???

Aww my guy is so sad

WHY WOULD YOU BITE IT WITHOUT COOKING IT

DUDE

Yay misty!!

So true Misty #1 motivational speaker 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

Who’s that

Oh it’s Lottie again

The voices

Oooh this music is so cool

Someone needs to make a playlist of all the Yellowjackets this song is fire 🔥🔥🔥

The symbolism

What is she wearing??

Oh she’s investigating

She knows

Is she happy???

Go Tai

I’ll have 13 minutes left it’s gonna be torture

NAT NO DONT CRY WHATS GOING ON

please don’t tell me she’s going to sacrifice herself cause she felt like she needed to be sacrificed and never got to be

Fireplace!!! Slay!!!

Oh the masks

Snazzy

Awwww my girlies

Misty is a leader!!! Again!!!

NAT GOING INTO PROTECTIVE GF MODE AGAIN

“Who’s we?” 🧍

LOTTIE NO

Did she make herself more emo???

Go Callie!!!

Get the fuck away pornstache

Kill him!!! Like mother like daughter!!!

Mood

WHY IS IT SO DARK I CANT SEE ANYTHING

crime boyfriends!!

Oh Lottie got the queen

Lmfao

What’s she going to do

Oh no she doesn’t she’s just shuffling

MOOD

Misty’s little head shake I love her so much

Shauna can not shuffle cards what was that 💀💀💀

VAN WHY ARE YOU STARING

Van shut up

Misty looking at everyone with her big eyes I love her

DID SHAUNA TAKE OUT THE QUEEN

There’s definitely more cards than 6 in there what are they going to do 💀💀💀

LOTTIE IS FULL ON EMO

Lottie shut up

💀💀💀💀

Lottie is not okay

I’m going to end up researching all of these cards after 💀💀💀

Ace of spades??? For misty??? Mood

I’m going to get really back into tarot after this arent I 💀💀💀

Slay nat

Do they just keeping going around???

Bro.

Lottie is not okay

Ooooh flashbacks

So slay

WHO

It’s Shauna

SHAUNA BO

Shauna

Shauna

Shauna

Shauna

Shauna

NO MY BABY

SHAUAN

SHAUNA

No don’t go away!!! Ong I knew it was Shauna at the mask scene 😭😭😭

TAI PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN

💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

RUN

SHAUNA GET OUT OF TUERE

Lmfao

Time out 💀💀💀💀💀

Mood

Bros not okay

????

LMFAO

SHAUNA RUN

Lmfao

ALL OF THEM RUNNING AFTEE HER 💀💀💀💀

KILL PORNSTACHE

KILL HIM

Walter????

Walter helping misty slay

Whoop whoop it’s the sound of the police

Jeff???

WHY IS IT SO DARK I CANT HEAR ANYTHING

Are they screeching???

GO CQLLIE

Go Callie!!!

Lottie really is an owl

Awww Lottie

Did Callie actually shoot her???

OMG SLAY

Lottie what 💀💀💀💀

TAI WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Van youre in too deep

What?????

Also what do you mean that’s she’s powerful 💀🧍

Young Lottie is not okay

ONG ITS THE EXTRA

she looks like someone I know 💀💀💀

Oooh van slay

Shut up van

Also slay van

Where is coach???

Uh oh

The prophet doesn’t have any visions anymore???

Misty????

Who’s going to be the leader???

Who????

Nat???

KNEW IT

omg 😭😭😭

Bro’s blathering

LISA

Lisa my baby I love you

Shit I have 13 minutes left and I have to go now 🫡

Not making another post I’ll just come back to this one

Okay I’m back and no one knew hehehe

Time to be emotionally devastated

ITS SO DARK I CANT FUCKING SEE ANYTHING

my babies no!!!

the trauma and the explaining away that it wasn’t them but something darker but excuses!!

Is nat the antler queen now???

Is coach Ben there???

Nat is shooketh

Who’s that

Oh it’s one of the extras

Did she bow????

MARI SLAY

this song is so slay

A curtesy??? Lmao

MISTY IS SO SILLY I LOVE HER

that’s gay as fuck

She’s the only one that made nat laugh <3333

Go van

Go tai

Go shauna

Uh oh Travis

Oh he’s okay

Slay ig

Shauna!!! Hug her!!

She needs a hug!!!

Someone give her a damn hug

Oh she’s smiling

LISA NO

Lisa!!!!

Misty??????

Misty whats in your hand

OMG MISTY US GOINF TO KILL LISA

WAIT SHE STABBED NAT

No what the fuck

NAT WHAT THE FUCK

Oh she’s in purgatory

NAT NO

Nat????

NO SHE HAS TO LIVE

She’s going to live

THERES POLICE COMINF THO

She’s going to live!!!

MISTY NO!!!!!

LOTTIE??? MISTY

Misty

Misfagsvdgfbf

She hdgwgahsdhdgf

I’m going to fucking cry

What the fuck

What the fuck

What the fuck

What the absolute tuck

No

Misty

Misty baby I’m so sorry

Misty

Misty

No

Shsgsgsgdgfgfhff

Oh my god

NAT DONT

YEAH SHES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE

Cause she’ll live!!!

YOUNG NAT SHUT UP WITH THE SURVIVOR GUILT

Ahagsvsgdgdhfhdhaaggsdgdgdhfhf

NO!!!!!

MISTY!!!

NAT!!!

PLEASE!!!

NAT!!!!

NAT!!!!!

MY BABY

Don’t listen to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAT MISTY IM SO SOREY

Genuinely sobbing now

SHE IS NOT FUCKING DISEASED

That’s a shitty end

What the fuck

No

No

Misty!!!!

Misty!!!!

What the fuck

Drug overdose???

So it was a syringe???

Why wouldn’t it have been a knife???

She would have had a chance!!

MISTY!!!!?

she’s in shock

Booooooo

Walter get the fuck away

NO!!! THEY WONT BE SAFE!!!

SHE WAS YOUR WIFE NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND

Misty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty!!!! No!!!!!

she saved lives and she also took them away

No it won’t fucking be okay Jeff

Okay predictions is that all of the yellow jackets are going to end up dying at the ends of the seasons

And they’ll be reunited in death or something

Oh she’s going to a mental asylum

No!!! It did not want that!!! No it’s not pleased!!! Shut the fuck up!!

Nat!!!!!

Callie’s not okay

Is she smiling??? No

Mistyyyy

Nat!!!!

Who’s writing???

Oh it’s going to be so heartbreaking watching young nat knowing she dies

Oh it’s Shauna

What happened???

Forest fire??? Idk it’s so dark

Is someone going to die again???

It that a dream??? It has to be its the middle of winter

Go for the windows???

Did someone leave the fire on???

Van????

Oh god where are they going to stay

They have to make another house

They won’t survive otherwise

They’ll have to pile everything

I think there’s a couple people missing???

How did that happen?????

What???

Did someone just leave the fire on or something

Okay I say this from the bottom of my heart. What the fuck.

okay im watching the finale now I’m just going to live chat it

[roosterscockpit]

His Little Girl | Bradley Bradshaw x reader P. 27

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Hi, lovelies! In the last chapter, Leia was shipping us with our good ole buddy Austin, he also was totally hiding some feelings for Phoenix, Leia was calling daddy Brad, Bradley, and Bradley is MIA again. What more can we take? I hope you’re enjoying the story! Thank you for being here! I love you all! 💕 Happy reading and enjoy! ❤️

A/n: With all the chaos that's been happening, you and your friends spend some quality time with Leia. She learns a thing or two in this chapter 😘

Word Count: 3k

Warnings: cursing, sexual jokes, sadness, annoyance, jealousy, awkwardness, nudity, some hitting, but as always a whole lotta LOVE 🫶🏼

Please don't take my work, I will find you. 

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You all made it outside and sat around the fire pit making s’mores. The girls were sitting together on the patio sofa and the guys on the two single chairs. Bri got up and went and sat on Billy’s lap. 

Bri waved over to Austin, “Go sit with your girls, Austin. I’m fine in this seat.” She gave Billy a kiss on his cheek. She laughed and pointed over to you and Leia. 

She looked at you and mouthed, “You’re welcome!” And put a thumbs up.

You rolled your eyes and motioned for Austin to come to sit with you and Leia. He sat next to Leia and put his arm around her. “You cold, sweetheart?” She nodded. He started to rub her arm. “Let me help you make the best s’more of your life.” He leaned forward to grab a skewer and put a marshmallow on it. He gave her the skewer to hold. He wrapped his arm around her and put his hands on hers and guided her closer to the fire. “Now you just hold it here, until it's brown.” The marshmallow caught fire and Leia screamed.

Leia’s eyes went big, “NOOO! Austin! It’s on fire!!” She was panicking. “it’s going to taste gross like Auntie Bri’s chicken!”

Bri stared into space blankly. Everyone started to laugh. Billy was laughing the hardest. She turned to him slowly. She was upset.

“What babe? It was a little burnt…” he shrugged his shoulders. “I mean I still ate it.”

You all continued to laugh. Austin went back to the s’more, “Sweetheart it's okay.” He was laughing as he tried multiple times to bring it close to his lips to blow it out. He started to build the s’more with Leia, “There now you put some chocolate on a graham cracker, put the marshmallow on it, and then smash it with another cracker.” He handed it to her. “Try it, sweetheart.” He smiled at her.

Leia took a bite and her eyes lit up, “Oh it's so good! Thank you, Austin!” She took another bite, “The next one has to have more chocolate! I love chocolate!” 

You nodded and started to prep a marshmallow on your skewer. “She definitely gets that from her dad.” 

“Momma, there is no such thing as too much chocolate!” Leia angrily bit her s’more.

You looked at her with narrow eyes, “There is if you want to keep your teeth from rotting.” You smiled deviously at her.

Leia gasped and covered her mouth, “It’s okay. These are baby teeth anyways, momma.”

You all made more s’mores and ate them together. Austin helped Leia make another one with extra chocolate. Leia took a bite and sunk into the sofa. She closed her eyes as she ate her s’more. She was really taking in the taste of it. 

She propped herself onto her knees and wrapped her arms around Austin's neck. She gave him a kiss on the cheek, “I love you, Austin.” 

He smiled and patted her arms, “I love you too, Little Lei.”

“It looks like I came at a bad time.” Bradley was standing in the sliding doorway holding a pilot bear for Leia. He was still in his flight suit. Once again, pealed down halfway and tied it around his waist. His black undershirt tight around his strong thick body. 

He slid the screen door open and Leia squealed.

“HIIIIII!” 

She ran with her arms open with a huge smile on her face. Bradley squatted down as his daughter jumped into his arms. She kissed him all over his face. “I missed you!! I thought you would never come!!” She gave him more kisses. He handed her the teddy bear and she squealed again, “This is for me!?” He kissed Leia’s cheek and then picked her up. (You know like the scene where Goose was reunited with Bradley and Carole and he Kissed Bradley and picked him up. *sobs*)

“Yes it’s for you baby, I missed you so much. Daddy’s been super busy at work. I’m sorry I haven’t come to see you.” He gave her a bunch of playful bite kisses on her cheek. “But I was just dying to see you, sweetheart.” He put her down.

You looked at Austin shocked, “What the hell did you send him, Austin?”

He smiled and shrugged, “Oh nothing, Darlin.” He laughed and ate his s’more.

Bradley came over and greeted you, “Hey, beautiful.” He leaned down and kissed you. He went to go greet Billy with a handshake and placed a kiss on Bri’s head. He came to Austin and stuck his hand out, “I don’t believe we’ve met yet. I’m Lieutenant Bradshaw.” You kicked Bradley’s leg and looked at him annoyed. He looked at you, “ow!” 

Austin stood up and shook Bradley’s hand. “Nice to finally meet you, Lieutenant.” He smiled at Bradley.

Bradley bowed his head slightly and placed his hand free hand onto his chest, “Please, call me Bradley.” 

Austin laughed a little and nodded slowly, “Bradley. I’m Austin.”

Bradley looked him up and down. “Austin, nice to meet you.” 

Austin went to go back to his original seat. He looked at you and smiled. He shook his head and laughed quietly.

Billy scoffed and leaned into Bri, “This cockatiel isn’t freaking serious, is he?” He said it loud enough for everyone to hear. 

Bri slapped Billy’s arm, “What!?” Billy threw his arms out with confusion. “Big bird is being weird, babe!”

Bradley sat next to you and threw his arm over your shoulder. “Hey, baby.” He said seductively and in a low tone. He winked at you and bit his lip slowly.

You looked at him slack-jawed, “Bradley Bradshaw, what has gotten into you.” You poked your cheek with your tongue and shook your head slowly. 

He furrowed his brows and scoffed, “What are you talking about? I’m just happy to see my girls?” 

You narrowed your eyes at him, “You need to go and shower, Lieutenant Bradshaw. You smell like a sweaty cock. pit.” You said the last word slowly and emphasized it as if it were two words. 

He looked at your lips and licked his, “All right mama, I’ll go shower. Don’t want to be smelling like a sweaty cock, don't we?”  He pecked your lips and went into the house. 

As he made his way to the sliding door he looked over at Austin, “It was great meeting you.” He make a clicking noise and winked at him.

Austin had his fingers loosely interlocked together, elbows resting on the armrests, and his index fingers against his chin. He smirked at him and bowed his head slightly, “You as well, Bradley.” 

Bradley passed the threshold and entered the house.

You buried your face into your hands. “My goodness.” 

You looked up and saw that Bri was looking at you befuddled. “What the hell was that?” 

Billy took a bite of his s’more, “Well that was fucking awkward. Sorry Austin, the bird guy is kind of weird bro.” He shook his head.  

You just closed your eyes. “I have no damn clue. Austin, I’m so sorry for the hostility. I have no idea what’s gotten into that man.” 

He laughed, “No need, y/n.” You opened your eyes and looked at him and he winked at you. “Completely fine, Darlin.” He took a bite of a s’more and leaned back in his chair.

You all started to make s’mores and you excused yourself. You guided Leia to sit with Austin. She started to show her bear to him. 

You made your way inside and to your room. You swung the door open to a butt-naked Bradley.

“Bradley, what the-” The door hit the wall and there he was, butt ass naked and wet. “OH MY GOD!” You put your hand up to hide his naked exposed private parts, “BRADLEY NICOLAS BRADSHAW. HOLY CRAP!” You looked away still holding your hand up. 

He threw his hands up, “Y/n, do you mind closing the door? I’m feeling a draft.” 

You closed the door and still keeping your hand up, “Why are you butt-ass naked in here? And you’re dripping all over my floor!” 

He rested his hands on his hips, “Sweetheart, you act as if you’ve never seen me naked. Please put your hand down. You’re being childish.”

You put your hand down and looked at him. You tried your hardest to not let your eyes roam. You look him straight in the face, “Where is your towel? God, what if someone else walked in here and not me?”

“You look so uncomfortable, you can look if you like the view, honey.” He laughed. “Why would anyone else come in here? What? Do you let Austin just come in your room?”

You scoffed, “Are you being serious, Bradshaw?” You shook your head in annoyance. “Your daughter could have come in here and would have been face to ass with your ass!” 

He laughed, “My poor girl.” He went into the bathroom and grabbed a towel. He came back out and wrapped it around his waist. “Is that better, sweetheart? I really thought you would have been happier with it off. Y’know with all that cock talk you had out there.” he raised his brows and chuckled.

You sat on your bed and pinched the bridge of your nose, “Bradley, what the hell was that out there?” You mocked him, “I’m Lieutenant Bradshaw.” You looked at him annoyed.

“That’s how I introduce myself to everyone, babe.” He rested his hands on his hips again narrowing his eyes at you. 

“You didn’t introduce yourself that way to Leia.” You were blank-faced and rested your chin on your fist. 

He ran his hand through his hair and sighed, “Leia isn’t everyone y/n.” 

You shook your head and patted the spot next to you on the bed. “I need you to tell me the truth, Bradley. Why did you act that way to Austin? Please just be honest with me.” 

He sat down and held his breath. He blinked a couple of times and let out his breath, “Hearing your daughter tell another guy that she loves him before she says it to you doesn’t exactly make you happy.” He leaned forward and rested his forearms on his knees. “I got really jealous. She hasn’t even acknowledged me as her dad yet.” He bit his lip and hung his head.

You draped your arm over his shoulder and placed your other hand on his cheek. “You know she loves you, Bradley. Don’t think that way. Just give her some time. Just like you, Leia is adjusting too.”

He looked at you, “But how long has he been in your life? What is he to you? What is he to Leia? Does she call him dad?” He was hurting.

You placed a kiss on his wet forehead, “Bradley, Austin has not been in my nor Leia’s life long. To me, he is a caring and loving friend. I’m not going to lie to you, there were some feelings between us, but I don’t want to be with him. I love you. He has been there for me and I don’t want to ruin what he and I have, he’s a great friend. He knows everything about you and I can tell you everything about him. To Leia, that’s her best friend outside of her Auntie Bri, Uncle Billy, you, and I. He’s always here to help her, play with her, and watch her when Bri and I need a little time.” 

You pushed his wet curls from his forehead, “And she absolutely does not call him her dad, he has just done a lot for her, and I know she appreciates the time he spends with her. It’s someone new. You have to remember, she was only around Bri, Billy, and me for a long time.”

He looked at you and nodded, “I get it, sweetheart. Austin is your Phoenix. I just don’t want to lose you.” 

You placed a kiss on his lips, “Yes, Austin is my Phoenix.” You kissed his lips again, “I’m not going anywhere, bird boy.” You smiled reassuringly at Bradley.

He smiled back at you and kissed your hand, “I love you so much, sweetheart. More than you’ll ever know.”

“I love you, Bradley. But, if you love me as much as you say you do, you will go say sorry to Austin and be nice.” You poked him in the chest.

He raised a brow at you, “What will I get in return, beautiful?”

You shook your head, “Maybe, I’ll let you stay with me tonight.” You winked at him.

“Deal, I just need to put clothes on.” He stood up and looked around. “Yea… I uh, actually don’t have any y/n.”

You stood up and walked to the door, “I guess you can go home then, Lieutenant Bradshaw.” You saluted him and walked out the door.

“Shit.” He looked around and grabbed one of your big shirts and loose-fitting oversized sweats. He put them on and looked in the mirror. 

“Holy fuck I look like the Hulk.” He shook his head. “The things I do for you y/n.” He started to walk, “God if I do something as little as breathe I’m gonna tear through these clothes.” He walked to the sliding door and opened it slowly making sure not to bust a seam.

Leia, who was sitting on Austin’s lap, looked over at her dad and started to laugh super loud. She pointed at him, “Why are you wearing momma’s clothes!”

You turned to see him practically stiff as a board, “Lord forgive me.” You bit your lip trying to hold in your laugh. “This is freaking gold.”

Bri looked over and huffed out a sigh, “Oh my god.” She palmed her face.

Billy leaned back in his seat, “Damn Bradshaw, what the hell? Where did all that come from?” 

Bri looked at Billy, “I told you he was significantly bigger than you. He can crush you with a finger.”

Billy covered his eyes, “I am just going to act like you didn’t say he was significantly bigger than me.”

“You know how I meant it! You’re such a child.” Bri scoffed.

Bradley came out and stood before Austin, “Hey man, I just want to apologize for being an ass earlier. I didn’t mean any harm.”

Austin held Leia and stood up, “Hey man, it's really no problem. No need to apologize. We are all good.” He shook Bradley’s hand. 

“No, I really need to apologize, man. It was uncalled for-”

Austin waved him off and laughed, “Seriously, we are good.” He patted his shoulder. “I totally get it, Bradley.”

Bradley nodded and pressed his lips into a line, “Okay, yea. Good. Good. I’m glad we are good. But uh, now if you will all excuse me, I feel a rash forming on my balls from the tight-ass pants.” He walks slowly back into the house. 

Leia looked at Austin, “Austin what are balls? And why are they getting a rash?” Leia asked Austin bluntly confused.

Billy bursted into laughter. Austin was puzzled, “Um, I think you should ask your dad that, sweetheart.” He patted her belly. 

Austin looked at you, nodded, and mouthed, “Thank you.” 

You nodded and mouthed back, “You’re Welcome.”

Austin carried Leia over to you and sat with you again. He leaned into you, “Y/n. You didn’t have to do that. He was just being a protective guy.”

“No, Lieutenant Bradshaw was being an ass.” You rolled your eyes and smiled.

“Does that guy realize that you two were together? Or does he even know?” Billy called over to you and Austin.

“Together?” Austin jerked his head back confused, “Us? Y/n and I? Together?” His eyes shifted between you and Billy.

“I’ve already told him our past, Austin.” You looked over at him and patted his shoulder.

“You did what!?” He sat back against the sofa, “You said we were together, y/n?”

“No just feelings. But I didn’t want any more than to be your friend.”

Austin put his hand on his eyes.

“Ouch, Aus. Fucking kick to the balls.” Billy laughed at Austin.

Austin wiped his hand down his face and looked at Billy, “I already knew we were just friends. I didn’t mind. I love y/n and Leia too much to potentially ruin what we have.” He straightened out his back and set Leia on the sofa next to him. “I am going to go talk to Bradley. Clear some more air. I don’t need to get beat up.” 

He looked at Leia and winked at her, “Help me make some s’mores for you dad, to soften him up.” 

She started t clap excitedly as she grabbed for the marshmallows. Austin grabbed her head and kissed her hair. “Maybe your extra chocolate ones will help me out.”

Leia started to roast the marshmallows. Austin wrapped his arm around her and helped her bring them into the fire so she wouldn’t hurt herself. He kissed her temple, “Thank you for helping, Darlin.” 

Austin started to assemble to s’mores. Leia roasted one last marshmallow. She wanted to try and do it on her own. You watched her closely. “Okay, baby I think it’s been in there long enough.” You put your hand on the skewer to pull it back. 

Leia held it in the fire, “No momma, a little longer!” She smiled and her eyes were wide.

Austin looked over and pointed at the roasting marshmallow, “Sweetheart it's about to” Then the marshmallow fell off the skewer into the fire. “…fall off.” 

Leia looked disappointed. She stood up and looked at the fire. She took the skewer and started to stab at the fire. You pulled Leia back and Austin snatched the skewer. 

“Woah there, sweetheart! What are you doing?” Austin put his hand on Leia’s chest.

She pouted in your arms. She crossed her arms and looked mad. “The stupid fire melted my marshmallow!” She huffed, “I wanted it back.”

You laughed, “We can get a new one, babe. That one is long gone!” 

She pouted louder, “But I want that one! It looked so good!”

Bri laughed, “Baby! That one was burnt to a crisp!”

Leia looked at her angrily, “Like your chicken!” She pointed and laughed at Bri.

Bri leaned back against Billy and waved off Leia. Everyone laughed at her again.

“You walked yourself into that one, Bri.” Austin cried out as he laughed. He gave Leia a high-five. 

“You are definitely sassy like your dad.” 

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Not a jealous daddy 😭 but I really feel he had the right to feel the way he did. What do you think? I’ll see you in the next part, babes! 🫶🏼

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