#everyman hybrid x reader

[jester-lover]

★Everyman HYBRID★

Rabbit or habit, habit or rib?

★Vinny Everyman★

Hug Headcanons

★Evan Meyers★

Hug Headcanons

Affectionate s/o

★Jeff Koval★

Hug Headcanons

★Alex Koval★ 

Hug Headcanons

★Stephanie★

Hug Headcanons

★Habit★ 

Hug Headcanons

Affectionate s/o

Habit with an S/O who isn’t afraid of him and finds him funny

★Slenderman★

Hug Headcanons

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[adalwolfgang]

Smell

Credit; Keegan Tindall on tiktok

(Name): if I got a candle, should I go fall or pine?

HABIT: oh! what about like a suffering scented candle?

(Name): do not make buying candles evil right now.

HABIT: I just crave that post battlefield smell.

(Name): the smell after many lives have been given?

HABIT: what do you think the end result of that smells like?

(Name): probably sad. Habit. I don't even think they sell that.

HABIT: but i bought it before.

(Name): no you haven't-- you're makin' that up.

HABIT: I bought it from a friend of mine . real creep.

(Name): i don't like when you have friends. you can't handle it.

HABIT: the creep made it himself. it was so good!

(Name): what about that smell could be good?

HABIT: come home. relax. light the candle. put yourself in the position of the last soldier.

(Name): no. we're doing a happy scent.

HABIT: what about a new car smell?

(Name): okay, that's, something.

HABIT: new car. right after an accident. mostly rubber smell.

(Name): think of a nice thing. like cooked apple.

HABIT: yeah, like an apple farm that burned down that a family worked hard for and it's like "crap what now? we have no family to stay with here. they live in the city".

(Name): don't do that right now. I don't like when I say crisp apple and you turn it into a dark thing.

HABIT: you know, it's rude to ask for someone's opinion and immediately judge what they like.

(Name): pick a normal thing.

HABIT: doctor's office, post bad news.

(Name): no.

HABIT: roller coaster malfunction on the day of the 10th grade field trip?

(Name): ..no.

HABIT: general mourning of one's spouse?

(Name): what does that even smell like?

HABIT: self help books and denial.

[spittingbloodandscreaming]

please can you do evan x gn!reader hcs??? literally just how you think evan would be in a relationship I'm so desperate for emh content 😭😭😭

Ofc!! I love Evan <33

I really think Evan would be an epic boyfriend(im bias)

So would make you breakfast in bed on important days. Or just for fun. Definitely ends up almost burning the house down  a few times.

Goes all out for valentines day in his own way. He thinks strawberries are the most romantic of fruits, so that's definitely part of the theme.

He knows nothing but 100% effort when it comes to your relationship. He is cooking he is cleaning he is Mr. Nurse when you’re sick. He is THE malewife. Pink frilly apron and all.

There has not been a single instance where going outside of the house didn’t involve PDA. he is all over you at all times. Holding your hand, arm around your waist or your shoulder, a good solid kiss, doesn't matter.

I’d say he kinda gets jealous, but he’s definitely not insecure. He knows who gets you at the end of the day, and whose bed you sleep in, he’s just worried others don't. So naturally, he just has to swoop in anytime someone gets a little too close. He always saves the day with an arm around the waist and an aggressive glare. Maybe even a particularly prolonged kiss just to seal the deal.

LOVES long hugs. Absolutely adores those really tight bear hugs where you can’t really breathe for a second after.

Cuddles very violently. He’s always big spoon, and he usually has you in a very loving headlock. He feels very secure that way. Like a human neck brace while you're watching TV.

Sneaks up behind you while you're doing something and wraps his arms around your waist and just. leans. Very nice very sweet 10/10.

He’s a strong man, absolutely loves manhandling you. He thinks its cute that he can just kinda toss you around a bit. Lovingly.

Definitely the kind of guy to try to make you laugh when you're upset. If you’re sulking after a petty argument or something like that, he’ll stand around casually and surprise tickle attack you when you least expect it. At Least he thinks its un expected.

I hope this was at least some of what you hoped it’d be! I kinda sorta rushed it, but i think i covered most bases. Feel free to re request though!

[axe-writes]

Jeff: You think you can get away with mocking people just because you’re a little cute?

Y/N: *blushes and looks down*

Jeff: What’s with that reaction?

Y/N: Th-That’s the first time a boy’s ever called me cute.

[paleneckauthorcowboy]

This is the next fic in the timeline, c!Kestin is in a new invirment and he's not doing great. TW!! Discussion of a toxic relationship, HABIT just being HABIT, brief implication of death.

I'm alive, I don't know how or why but I am. It's been a few weeks since I woke up here in New Jersey. I was found in the middle of the woods by a kind man, his name is Evan. He brought me back to his place, which is where I am staying now. Evan said that I could stay as long as I need, at least until I can get back up on my feet.

He's a total sweetheart; I mean, he checks up on me a lot and asks me about my day. He's one of the kindest men I've ever met, not to mention that he's kind of a goofball. He seems to go out of his way to try and make me laugh. It just feels like I could talk to him for hours and never get tired of it. 

He seemed very curious about my past, rightfully so; I mean I am technically just some guy that he found passed out in the middle of the woods. Despite all of his questions about my life before, I always just gave generic answers, never daring to go into any detail, out of fear that if he knew that he'd just think I was crazy and make me leave. But, things can change so fast; whether I like it or not.

I had been feeling pretty awful almost all day, not due to anything Evan had done. I just couldn't get out of my own head and just kept thinking about the past. I could get HIM out of my mind, the him in question being Alex. My now Ex-fiance, it hurt a lot to look back on his actions with my rose colored glasses removed, I could see every little thing I missed. Did he truly love me or was what he did just a clever ploy to stop further infection of the operator sickness? Would he have actually killed me if I hadn't done it myself? 

I'm fairly certain that anyone within a 12 mile radius could tell that I was upset, especially Evan or at least who I thought was Evan. He playfully nudged me, trying to get me to look at him or look at something that he was doing. "Evan... please I'm really tired, so could you please stop it." I spoke in a slightly serious tone, as much as I love his antics; I just don't have the energy for it right now. 

I feel his fingers on my cheeks and his palm under my chin, I tense very noticeably at the sudden touch but do nothing. I then feel him abruptly squeeze my face and yank it towards him, essentially forcing me to look at him. "I'm not Evan... also, don't you think it's a bit rude to lie, sweetheart?"  He asked what felt like a condescending tone, or like he was trying to scare me. Unfortunately, panic responded before I could think. I pushed him off of me with a rough shove. He fell off of the couch with a loud thud.

I felt instant regret as my mind raced, "Oh my gosh... I'm so- I didn't- sorry I just- I'm sorry.." I couldn't seem to string together a fully comprehensive sentence, my own distress causing anything I say to come out faster than my brain could process. I was trying to reach out for him, but I only got about half way until I pulled back; planting my hands into my lap, as if to stop myself from causing any additional damage. 

"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that... I just- didn't think before I acted." I did my best to explain, I felt my hands shaking, but I wasn't scared of him hurting me, I could handle that. What I'm really scared of is him hating me or even just simply being mad at me. "I'm sorry.." I apologized again, my throat burned as I swallowed hard; doing everything in my power to not let the hot tears pricking at the corners of my eyes fall. "Woah, come on don't get you boxers in a bunch. It's fine, I'm not mad." He broke the awkward silence, trying to lighten the mood.

"Okay, I'm sorr-'' before I could finish my sentence he put his finger up to my mouth and shushed me. "Hun, you apologize way too much." He smirked at me, although his tone sounded a little bit annoyed. When he called me hun, it almost made my heart skip a beat, but at the same time it... hurt. "Please don't call me 'hun', I only really let people I'm close to call me pet names." I very gently pushed his hand away, looking him in the eyes with a semi serious look. 'His eyes are really pretty.' I thought to myself. 

Then I internally panicked at 'no no fuck why?' Do I like him? I think I do but I'm not sure. I looked away from him, focusing my gaze on the floor. "Well, then we need to get to know each other and get close. I'm Habit, I'm the demon who possesses your little boyfriend, and you don't need to introduce yourself, I already know who you are." He replied still with that smirk on his face, he leaned in close to me. I instinctively lean back and put my hands up, ready to push him back again.

"What- he not my boyfriend! We're not- I mean that's not to say I don't like him- like he's cute- I mean... uhh I don't know, I just know we're not dating!" I felt my stomach tighten, words once again fell out of my mouth before I really thought about what I was saying. "What I'm hearing is that you like him. Why not just go for it?" Habit asked, leaning in closer. I put my hands on his chest and pushed him back, just hard enough for him to get that I was uncomfortable.

"Because- I don't know I'm just... not ready to enter another relationship." I didn't even realize what I said until I heard Habit chuckle. "Another relationship? What? did you just have a bad breakup?" He seemed just be joking around but it was enough to push me over the edge. The dam broke and I felt warm tears stain my cheeks. He stopped laughing, just staring at me with a look that said 'oh shit, I didn't mean to do that.' 

"Oh, I'll take that as a yes. Uh, sorry. Do you want to talk about it?" He asked, awkwardly patting my shoulder. I just broke, I couldn't hide how I felt, or the things that I went through anymore. "I just got out of a pretty unhealthy relationship just before Evan found me.. it wasn't always bad. It was just the time around the end of the relationship that was... not great." I spoke crossing my arms over my chest, Habit looked at me, waiting for me to continue. 

"He... my Ex-fiance... was kind of extremely manipulative and ended up isolating me from any other support system other than him... and then he kind of walked away for a bit, leaving me completely isolated. He also kind of was insane..." I explained Habit didn't look happy, understandably so. "So, he cut you off from everyone you loved and just left you alone? He sounds like a real piece of shit." He said through gritted teeth. I just looked down. "Yeah, I guess. He wasn't alway like that though, he used to be kind of sweet." I mumbled to myself, Habit shook his head. 

"The reason I can't just 'go for it' is because I know that I'm not over my ex, it wouldn't be right to start a new relationship when I'm still thinking of someone else. I'd only possibly hurt him and myself in the process." I explained further, Habit nodded. "That's understandable." He shrugs and stands up before plopping back down on the couch. "I... I do like him. I just need time to process what I feel and what I've gone through before I try to do anything." I got up and sat on the couch as well. Calming myself down.

 "I understand that and so does he. We are more than willing to wait for you for as long is needed. I promise you." He put a hand on my shoulder and I tensed up, he noticed almost immediately and tried to retract his hand. I grabbed it and gave it a nice squeeze. "Thank you, I don't think you understand how much that means to me." He squeezed my hand back, "my pleasure." We just sat there holding each other's hand for a little while.

They kept true to their promise and stayed right by my side for my entire journey of healing. And, when I was finally ready. I asked both Evan and Habit out, but that's a story for another day. For now I'll just enjoy my own version of happily ever after.

[ssafloofyfoxx]

i still have like

4 asks sitting in their tiny little containment box

waiting for me to write for them

soon my lovelies

soon

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Can you do Larry x Mermaid!Reader fluff headcanons?

Like, imagine larry, the most normal man ever in a pokemon game, having a not normal romance with a female mermaid. ugh this man is so normal he needs to have something not normal in his life.

Fr he's too normal for his own good. And for reference Mermaid!Reader is a Tatsugiri bc why not-

.........

Larry being in a relationship with a human-Pokémon hybrid is the most non-normal thing he has going on in his life.

It all started when you were visiting Medali City and one of your Curly Tatsugiri snuck into the Treasure Eatery, where a certain sleep-deprived everyman mistook it for actual sushi.

You nearly started a fight in the restaurant itself, but you stopped after realizing it was an honest mistake.

Soon you get to know Larry better, exchanging numbers and even trying the secret menu item (which impresses him).

He's grown quite fond of your presence and passion for Dragon-types (even if he says he doesn't care for "flashy" Pokémon).

Eventually, you convince him to visit Casseroya Lake, promising him protection from the dragons there.

He'd rather not come to such a dangerous island, but with the False Dragon gone and Geeta on an out-of-region trip, he'll take his chances if it meant seeing you.

There, you reveal your mermaid features--tail, gills, and all.

He never would've suspected your dress was, in fact, your Tatsugiri tail..even though the colors and patterns should’ve given it away.

"So..who else knows about this?" He asks.

"Just you, Larry."

"....just me? Why?" His face doesn't show it, but he's completely floored by the fact that you--an extraordinary being--chose to reveal this to him, the most ordinary human you could possibly come across. Why?

You confess to him, saying it's because you loved him enough to reveal your true-self. Even if he's too "busy" to ever say it back, you just wanted to get it off your chest.

While he warns you that he can’t lag behind on his work too much, he accepts your confession wholeheartedly, deciding to pursue a not-so-normal relationship with you for a change.

Although he’ll have to make adjustments to his usual schedule, Larry manages to find time with you, taking you out to restaurants to eat, while you take him on trips to Casseroya Lake and your favorite Paldean beaches.

All the dragons on the lake adore him, much to his chagrin. You showed him shiny Tatsugiri and bravely swam with the vicious Veluza. He even smiles a few times.

Of course, he’s adamant about going in the water with you, but you don’t mind it.

Just the company of a human who loves you is enough <3

[weirdsideoflife]

I wasnt going to post it on ao3 but i did!

Goes by a different name on here so erm…

PLEASE READ THE TAGS, I BEG YOU..

[arianadevareux]

Show some love! 📺💖

Tell me ten of the most niche characters you’ve ever searched “x reader” fics for, and then share this with ten of your favourite people

Oooh this one's fun! Also ily anon.

I usually look up more character x oc, so I lumped it all into one! I also excluded the things I've looked up just for the fuck of it* and only included characters I looked up because I'm attracted to them.

Capricorn from Inkheart (the movie, as I haven't finished the book yet.)

Senji from Deadman Wonderland

Habit from Everyman Hybrid

Charles Lightoller from Titanic

Moira from The Princess (2022)

Greg Davies - the actual real life comedian. Bonus: David Mitchell

Mac's Dad from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Comte de Reynaud from Chocolat

Andy French from Mission Hill

Deacon from Water World

*Looking through my AO3 history and uncovered "Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the green M&" so like I don't think that counts.

I'd give anything to be given a list from everything I've read fanfic. Like gimme my MSN boards history. My Quizilla history. I was lookin up some shit on there.

[drrealityslenderverse]

New: Chapter 9

Into the Ark (16313 words) by DRReality Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Marble Hornets, Creepypasta - Fandom, Slender Man Mythos, Slenderverse - Fandom, Everyman HYBRID Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Jay Merrick/Timothy "Tim" Wright | Masky, Jay Merrick & Timothy "Tim" Wright | Masky, Jay Merrick & Brian Thomas | Hoody, Jay Merrick/Brian Thomas | Hoody, OC/OC Characters: Jay Merrick, Jay (Slenderblogs), Timothy "Tim" Wright | Masky, Brian Thomas | Hoody, Slenderman, The Operator (Marble Hornets), Alex Kralie, Original Creepypasta Character(s), Original Slenderverse Character(s), HABIT (Everyman HYBRID), Totheark (Marble Hornets), Ash Koleman/Pawn (oc), Ethan Ross (oc), Alastor (OC), Rook (OC), Alice/Hazard (oc), Zac Evans/Watcher (oc), X-Virus | Cody (Creepypasta), Kate Milens | Kate the Chaser, Heather Marshall | Rouge Additional Tags: Slenderverse, Creepypasta, Marble Hornets - Freeform, Pre-Marble Hornets Comic Series, Marble Horents AU, Alternate Universe - Canon, Canon Divergent, Gore, Angst, Reader-Interactive, Multiple Timelines, Multiple Relationships, Violence, Glitchedverse, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Character Death Summary:

[Start New Iteration] . . . It was always a game. A test. Some messed up form of entertainment for the faceless entities to thrive on and experiment with, each with their own goals to get back at the other. No timeline was ever exactly the same. However… this one was proving to be a drastic outlier from the start. All it took was one intruder to mess up the iteration cycle and for what? Unbeknownst to anyone, cracks would appear in the timelines…Seeping through to this one. A new beast would rise in hopes of bringing the downfall of the others.

All unknown to Jay and Tim who had only started scraping the surface. Little do they know how deep the mess they're in even goes… until they meet those who do. Deeper and deeper the hole is dug… They will have to make tough choices that could hold their lives on the line, make or break relationships, and try to avoid becoming the one thing they sought to get rid of.

And to do that, they'll have to head into the very place those monsters call home: The ARK.

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A written version of my Into the Ark comic, which can be found on my Tumblr/Instagram! The comic has interactive elements that will influence the story!!!

[writing-for-the-gays]

Howdy! I'm cove, your lovely author! Here is what I write for! Please request with characters, pronouns, short description of what you want (it could be something like 'snuggling on the couch' it doesn't have to be long!) And a request for a matchup, headcanon, fic, and then what type you want fluff, angst, crack ect. so a request could look like this

Bruno x male Jewish chubby trans reader, headcanons, fluff. it's time to celebrate Hanukkah.

Undertale

Dimension 20 (unsleeping city, magical misfits, fantasy high)

Scp foundation (any! As long as it is sentient and can consent (knowingly and willingly) to romantic advances)

Stardew valley

Klaus

Encanto (ADULTS ONLY)

Supernatural

Rocky horror picture show

Be more chill

Tribe twelve

Everyman hybrid

Marble Hornets

Creepypasta

Gravity falls (ONLY WITH BILL CHIPHER, FORD AND STAN)

Welcome to hell (Johnathan will have romantic relationships, but sock will only have platonic relationships bc I headcanon them to be 1. Aromantic and asexual and 2. Around 13-14 years old)

FNAF (specifically the glamrock crew and the security guards)

Crashbox

Sally Face

The arcana

Any of the Fictif series

The Magnus archives

The penumbra podcast

Beetlejuice (NO LYDIA STUFF)

Smile for me

Hlvrai

TF2

Gorillaz

Deadpool

I'll add more as I go!!

Please request!

[jester-lover]

★Slenderverse★

★ Marble Hornets★

★ Everyman Hybrid★

[creepy-bi-day]

You wanna link all those fics you listed 👀👀👀👀

Bet.

Invasion:

https://www.quotev.com/story/12269349/Invasion-Masky-x-Reader-x-Hoodie-lemon

Quiet:

https://www.quotev.com/story/12070912/Quiet-Hoodie-x-Reader-lemon

Elevator Fun:

I think this one got deleted. I can’t find it anywhere—

Heat:

https://www.quotev.com/story/10154635/Heat-Eyeless-Jack-x-Reader-lemon

I fuck like a BEAST:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16323623

Roommates:

https://www.quotev.com/story/6329438/2pAmerica-x-Reader-Roommates

[ao3feed-mythology]

All Together™

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YSndqV

by mellloyelllo

die

Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Orange is the New Black, Steven Universe (Cartoon), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), Shark Tale (2004), Sharknado (Movies), Jaws (Movies), XXXTentacion (Musician) RPF, OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Roblox (Video Game), Family Guy (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, The Cleveland Show, Garfield - All Media Types, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DC Universe Online, Victorious (TV), iCarly, Minecraft (Video Game), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999), Russian Doll (TV 2019), My Singing Monsters, Revolver - The Beatles, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Fairy Tail, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), M&M's Commercials, Homestuck, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Donkey Kong (Video Games), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), Santa Clarita Diet (TV), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, 私がモテないのはどう考えてもお前らが悪い! | Watamote - No Matter How I Look At It It's You Guys' Fault I'm Unpopular!, Free!, American Horror Story, Ирония судьбы | The Irony of Fate (Movies), John Wick (Movies), Fortnite (Video Game), Overwatch (Video Game), Salad Fingers, Wonder Woman (2017), अलीबाबा और चलीस चोर | Alibaba Aur 40 Chor | Adventures of Ali-Baba and the Forty Thieves (1979), Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Political RPF - US 21st c., Maroon 5, Twenty One Pilots, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Everyman HYBRID, Everybody Else (Band), Everything I Never Told You - Celeste Ng, Arctic Monkeys, Harry Potter - J. K. 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Crispin, The Princess and the Frog (2009), The Aristocats (1970), The Muppet Show, The Muppets - All Media Types, Sesame Street (TV), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Dork Diaries Series - Rachel Renee Russell, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Apple "Get a Mac" Commercials, McDonalds "NHL Mini-Sticks" Commercials, Talking Tom and Friends (Cartoon), Nintendogs, Melanie Martinez (Musician), Little Witch Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Cowboy Bebop (Anime), Gravity Falls, Halloween Movies - All Media Types, The Nun (2018), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), How to Get Away with Murder, School of Rock (2003), The Cheetah Girls (Movies), Good Luck Charlie, Ant-Man (Movies), A.N.T. Farm, Codename: Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls, Mr. Pickles (Cartoon), Peanuts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Fallout (Video Games), Weather Girl (2009), Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Burger King "The Burger King" Commercials, My Babysitter's A Vampire, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Minions (2015), Despicable Me (Movies), Because of Winn-Dixie - All Media Types, South Park, Sanjay and Craig (Cartoon), Breadwinners (Cartoon), Robot and Monster, Fanboy & Chum Chum (Cartoon), Monsters vs Aliens (2009), Original Work, Mary Poppins - P. L. 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(US TV), G-Force: Guardians of Space, G-Force (2009), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian Religion, Little House on the Prairie (TV), The Prince of Egypt (1998), Mulan (1998), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain, Number the Stars - Lois Lowry, The Giver Series - Lois Lowry, Flowers for Algernon - Daniel Keyes, SuperLuv - Shane Dawson (Song), Kirby - All Media Types, Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin" Commercials, Cow and Chicken (TV), Block B, Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Groundhog Day (1993), Christian Bible, Islamic Lore, Jewish Scripture & Legend, The Epic of Gilgamesh, תורה | Torah, Hindu Religions & Lore, Orphan Black (TV), Black Panther (2018), Mad Men, Goosebumps - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pretty Little Liars, To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs, Pillsbury Company "Pillsbury Doughboy" Commercials, Nickelback (Band), Rocko's Modern Life, All That (TV 1994), The Color Purple - Alice Walker

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Oscar (Shark Tale), Brook Soso, Alex Vause, Piper Chapman, Megan Bloomfield, Graham Eaton, Lenny the Chocolate Moose, George Milton, Lennie Small, Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello, Lemony Snicket, Alexandrite (Steven Universe), Dominga "Daddy" Duarte, Artesian McCullough, Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Zircon (Steven Universe), Jade West, Joel Luschek, Noelle Holiday, Slim (Of Mice and Men), Slime (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft), Enderman (Minecraft), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Janae Watson, Sister Jane Ingalls, Sophia Burset, Baz (Sharknado), Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Starfire, Cyborg (Character), The Beast (Over the Garden Wall), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), John Bennett (Orange is the New Black), John Doe (Roblox), John Wick, Ruby (Steven Universe), Jane Doe, Justin Hammer, Carrie "Big Boo" Black, Peridot (Steven Universe), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Shrek (Shrek), Annoying Dog (Undertale), Ben Shapiro, Desert Glass (Steven Universe), GLaDOS, Winnie (Free!), Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap, Watanabe You, Franny Morello, Thanos (Marvel), Spider (Minecraft), May Parker (Spider-Man), Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Peter Parker, Lois Griffin, Michael Scott, Freddy Fazbear, Nevel Papperman

Relationships: Piper Chapman/Alex Vause, Nicky Nichols/Alex Vause, Parker (Leverage)/Alex Vause, Megan Bloomfield/Graham Eaton, Barry Benson/Oscar (Shark Tale), Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe), Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Sans (Undertale), Sans (Undertale) & Peridot (Steven Universe), Olivia Caliban/Jacquelyn Scieszka, Blue Diamond/Greg Universe, Sans (Undertale)/Shrek (Shrek), Papyrus (Undertale) & Sonic the Hedgehog, Noelle Holiday/Susie (Deltarune), George Milton & Lennie Small, Artesian McCullough/Maritza Ramos, Alex Vause/Reader, W. D. Gaster/Sans/Reader, Ned (Pushing Daisies)/Harry Potter, Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Harry Potter, Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Garnet/Jasper (Steven Universe), Alice (Alice in Wonderland)/Christopher Robin (Winnie-the-Pooh), Frank Castle/John Wick, Joel Luschek/Nicky Nichols, Alexandrite/Malachite (Steven Universe), Freddie Benson/Carly Shay, Star Butterfly & Steven Universe, Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor, Galina "Red" Reznikov/Gloria Mendoza, Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes)/Pearl (Steven Universe), Enid/Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Carol Denning/Reader, Sans/Sans (Undertale), Chara/Frisk (Undertale), Tony Stark/Thanos, Peter Griffin/Johnny Test, Courage/Katz, Jane Eyre/Edward Rochester, Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)/Eugene Krabs, Gene Forrester/Phineas "Finny", Creeper (Minecraft)/Sans (Undertale), Creeper/Steve (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft)/Reader, Gene/Jailbreak/Hi-5 (The Emoji Movie), Jailbreak/Smiler, Lord Boxman/Eugene "Gar" Garcia, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Halpert/Michael Scott, Eievui | Eevee/Pikachu, Kasumi | Misty/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Satoshi | Ash Ketchum/Serena, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Harry Potter, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Reader, Freddie Benson/Nevel Papperman, Gibby Gibson/Nevel Papperman, Lorna Morello/Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello/Vince Muccio, Liane Cartman/Quahog Residents (Family Guy), Lois Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire/Joe Swanson, Benny (In the Heights)/Alexander Hamilton

Additional Tags: Futanari, Mouth Sewn Shut, Everyone Is Gay, Kissing, Necrophilia, Murder, BDSM, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Must Read, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Discussion of Abortion, Abortion, Glasses, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fuckin' Fluffy Mondays, Everybody Dies, Holocaust, I did this instead of studying for my finals, harambe trump, Cereal, Vore, Cock & Ball Torture, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Furry, Irony, Epic, Bromance, Blue Eyes, Green Eyes, Brownies, Mind Control, Dogs

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[axe-writes]

Christmas with Habit

Just a cute little Habit Christmas story!

You had been Habit’s… guest for almost a year now and it was Christmas Day. You didn’t expect much as he was a demon. You were surprised to say the least, when you walked down the stairs to see the living room covered in Christmas decorations. The tree itself had to be at least 7 foot. “Surprised rabbit?” He asked you grinning.

You responded with the first thing that popped into your head. “Habit don’t tell me you stole someone’s Christmas decorations.” He laughed and grabbed your arm pulling you down the stairs “That didn’t answer the question Habit.”

“I didn’t steal shit, this was all in boxes in the basement. I guess the previous occupants really liked this holiday.” He turns on the lights of the tree and it starts playing music to which he badly dances to.

“Habit what are you doing?” You raise an eyebrow at the unusually peppy man dancing around you to the shitty Christmas music playing out of the tiny speaker on the lights.

“I’m getting in the spirit of Christmas rabbit. You should try it instead of being such a Grinch.” He picks up a Santa hat and puts it on his head.

“Habit, did you watch Christmas movies last night?” You chance a smile at him, knowing his moods changed rapidly.

“I did watch a few, human sentimentality is interesting. I wanted to see why humans liked them so much. I still don’t get it.” He turns around looking at himself in the mirror admiring the Santa hat.

You softly giggle, knowing he enjoyed the movies far more than he was going to admit. Watching as he shifted the hat on his head putting it in a better position you glance down under the tree. “Habit, are those presents?”

He almost bounces with excitement as he picks one up. “This one is from me to you and that one is from you to me.” He points to the one on the ground, “Don’t worry, I’ll love whatever you got me.”

You raise your eyebrow taking the one he holds out. “Habit, I didn’t get you anything. I mean I would have but I didn’t know you were doing this.”

“I got something for you to give to me.” He picks it up and opens it pulling out the longest machete you had ever seen. “Aww you shouldn’t have, you know you really get me rabbit!” He pats you on the back almost knocking you over. “Open yours! I can’t wait for you to see what I got you.”

You nervously look at the present and open it. There was no way to guess what he had wrapped for you. While he did watch and observe you, the two of you had limited interaction. Would he know what you liked? Would he even care? You doubted he put much effort into a gift for you seeing as he kept you prisoner in his house. Which he only did because you were entertaining to him and pleasing to look at, whatever that meant, or at least that what he had said.

You looked at the gift in your hand in shock. He had actually went to a store and got you something you liked. Inside of the wrapped box was your favorite snack, some movies, and a blanket since you always complained that it was cold. You hugged him forgetting for a moment who he was. Before you could pull away he hugged you back, which he quickly ended coughing and going into the kitchen.

You open the movies and get your blanket out dropping the snacks on the couch. He walks in taking the movies and pushing you backwards, making you fall onto the couch. You cover yourself up and watch as he puts a movie in. As you look at the coffee table, you see your favorite movie drink and smile softly.

“Don’t think into it too much, I don’t like you or anything.” He sits down and presses play and you notice he’s sitting closer than usual. “Can I have one?” He points to your bag of snacks and you open them, letting him steal one and you notice his hand linger slightly as it touches yours.

It’s almost as if a lightbulb goes off over your head, he had watched the romantic Christmas movies! Now here he was awkwardly working through his feelings on what you could only describe as a Christmas date. What was he going to do? Walk you to your room before locking you in? All of that goes out of your head as you feel his arm press against yours.

“Bunny, want some popcorn?” He asks, not even realizing the name slip. You just nod as he gets up and goes back into the kitchen. “Don’t think this is going to be a regular thing! It’s just a Christmas present,” he yells from the kitchen.

“I wouldn’t dream of it Habit!” You reply snuggling into the couch fully imagining regular movie date nights on the couch. As you listen to him shuffling around in the kitchen, you wonder what he would be like as a boyfriend. Would he still be a dick or would he stay as soft as today? You could tell he would be hot & cold but that didn’t bother you.

He returns and sits putting the bowl of popcorn on his lap and you lean in putting your head on his shoulder. You expect him to move, but he doesn’t and lets you keep it there. Halfway through, your eyes get heavy and you fall asleep with your head on his arm. Again, you expected him to have moved, but when you look, you see him passed out as well. You slowly reach for the remote and turn the tv off snuggling up to him. Maybe you didn’t know how he would act in the morning, but you were going to enjoy this moment.

[madmen-ao3feed]

All Together™

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by mellloyelllo

die

Words: 10, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Oscar (Shark Tale), Brook Soso, Alex Vause, Piper Chapman, Megan Bloomfield, Graham Eaton, Lenny the Chocolate Moose, George Milton, Lennie Small, Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello, Lemony Snicket, Alexandrite (Steven Universe), Dominga "Daddy" Duarte, Artesian McCullough, Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond (Steven Universe), Blue Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe), Yellow Diamond's Pearl (Steven Universe), Yellow Zircon (Steven Universe), Jade West, Joel Luschek, Noelle Holiday, Slim (Of Mice and Men), Slime (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft), Enderman (Minecraft), Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Janae Watson, Sister Jane Ingalls, Sophia Burset, Baz (Sharknado), Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Starfire, Cyborg (Character), The Beast (Over the Garden Wall), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), John Bennett (Orange is the New Black), John Doe (Roblox), John Wick, Ruby (Steven Universe), Jane Doe, Justin Hammer, Carrie "Big Boo" Black, Peridot (Steven Universe), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Shrek (Shrek), Annoying Dog (Undertale), Ben Shapiro, Desert Glass (Steven Universe), GLaDOS, Winnie (Free!), Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap, Watanabe You, Franny Morello, Thanos (Marvel), Spider (Minecraft), May Parker (Spider-Man), Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Peter Parker, Lois Griffin, Michael Scott, Freddy Fazbear, Nevel Papperman

Relationships: Piper Chapman/Alex Vause, Nicky Nichols/Alex Vause, Parker (Leverage)/Alex Vause, Megan Bloomfield/Graham Eaton, Barry Benson/Oscar (Shark Tale), Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe), Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe), Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Sans (Undertale), Sans (Undertale) & Peridot (Steven Universe), Olivia Caliban/Jacquelyn Scieszka, Blue Diamond/Greg Universe, Sans (Undertale)/Shrek (Shrek), Papyrus (Undertale) & Sonic the Hedgehog, Noelle Holiday/Susie (Deltarune), George Milton & Lennie Small, Artesian McCullough/Maritza Ramos, Alex Vause/Reader, W. D. Gaster/Sans/Reader, Ned (Pushing Daisies)/Harry Potter, Amethyst (Steven Universe)/Harry Potter, Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Garnet/Jasper (Steven Universe), Alice (Alice in Wonderland)/Christopher Robin (Winnie-the-Pooh), Frank Castle/John Wick, Joel Luschek/Nicky Nichols, Alexandrite/Malachite (Steven Universe), Freddie Benson/Carly Shay, Star Butterfly & Steven Universe, Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor, Galina "Red" Reznikov/Gloria Mendoza, Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes)/Pearl (Steven Universe), Enid/Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Carol Denning/Reader, Sans/Sans (Undertale), Chara/Frisk (Undertale), Tony Stark/Thanos, Peter Griffin/Johnny Test, Courage/Katz, Jane Eyre/Edward Rochester, Blue Diamond (Steven Universe)/Eugene Krabs, Gene Forrester/Phineas "Finny", Creeper (Minecraft)/Sans (Undertale), Creeper/Steve (Minecraft), Creeper (Minecraft)/Reader, Gene/Jailbreak/Hi-5 (The Emoji Movie), Jailbreak/Smiler, Lord Boxman/Eugene "Gar" Garcia, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Halpert/Michael Scott, Eievui | Eevee/Pikachu, Kasumi | Misty/Satoshi | Ash Ketchum, Satoshi | Ash Ketchum/Serena, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's)/Harry Potter, Bonnie/Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Freddy Fazbear/Reader, Freddie Benson/Nevel Papperman, Gibby Gibson/Nevel Papperman, Lorna Morello/Nicky Nichols, Lorna Morello/Vince Muccio, Liane Cartman/Quahog Residents (Family Guy), Lois Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire/Joe Swanson, Benny (In the Heights)/Alexander Hamilton

Additional Tags: Futanari, Mouth Sewn Shut, Everyone Is Gay, Kissing, Necrophilia, Murder, BDSM, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Must Read, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn, Discussion of Abortion, Abortion, Glasses, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fuckin' Fluffy Mondays, Everybody Dies, Holocaust, I did this instead of studying for my finals, harambe trump, Cereal, Vore, Cock & Ball Torture, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Furry, Irony, Epic, Bromance, Blue Eyes, Green Eyes, Brownies, Mind Control, Dogs

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