#slenderverse incorrect quotes

[axe-writes]

Jeff: You think you can get away with mocking people just because you’re a little cute?

Y/N: *blushes and looks down*

Jeff: What’s with that reaction?

Y/N: Th-That’s the first time a boy’s ever called me cute.

[frogbeart]

Whoops sorry for not posting y'all its been a month

[persiesposts]

@anton-morrow @official-locke-writing

[adalwolfgang]

Smell

Credit; Keegan Tindall on tiktok

(Name): if I got a candle, should I go fall or pine?

HABIT: oh! what about like a suffering scented candle?

(Name): do not make buying candles evil right now.

HABIT: I just crave that post battlefield smell.

(Name): the smell after many lives have been given?

HABIT: what do you think the end result of that smells like?

(Name): probably sad. Habit. I don't even think they sell that.

HABIT: but i bought it before.

(Name): no you haven't-- you're makin' that up.

HABIT: I bought it from a friend of mine . real creep.

(Name): i don't like when you have friends. you can't handle it.

HABIT: the creep made it himself. it was so good!

(Name): what about that smell could be good?

HABIT: come home. relax. light the candle. put yourself in the position of the last soldier.

(Name): no. we're doing a happy scent.

HABIT: what about a new car smell?

(Name): okay, that's, something.

HABIT: new car. right after an accident. mostly rubber smell.

(Name): think of a nice thing. like cooked apple.

HABIT: yeah, like an apple farm that burned down that a family worked hard for and it's like "crap what now? we have no family to stay with here. they live in the city".

(Name): don't do that right now. I don't like when I say crisp apple and you turn it into a dark thing.

HABIT: you know, it's rude to ask for someone's opinion and immediately judge what they like.

(Name): pick a normal thing.

HABIT: doctor's office, post bad news.

(Name): no.

HABIT: roller coaster malfunction on the day of the 10th grade field trip?

(Name): ..no.

HABIT: general mourning of one's spouse?

(Name): what does that even smell like?

HABIT: self help books and denial.

[darkpeacemusic]

Jeff, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Ben: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Jeff: Ohhhh-

Liu: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[officialzombeefish]

Slenderman: Fuck Zalgo's proxies.

Jeff: Yeah, fuck Zalgo's proxies!

- The Next Day -

Jeff: Guess who I hooked up with last night. Eyeless Jack.

Slenderman: ???

Jeff: You said to fuck Zalgo's pro... Oh...

Jeff: You didn't mean literally.

Slenderman: I didn't mean literally.

[zymzwei]

Toby: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Tim: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #4

Masky: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. Masky: *cuts piece of cake* Toby tied up on an Seat: ...Can I have some? Hoodie: Cake is for talkers. *picks up an slice of cake and eats it*

[drrealityslenderverse]

"That's why I'm the star"

[cheesecakeislazy]

I love making incorrect quotes they’re always so silly for example (Green text = Big Glitch)

BEN: W-W-Wanna hear THe dif-difference between a hamburger and an E-Erection?

Lust, chugging vodka from her flask: Hm?

BEN: Y-You aren’t giving me a-a Ham-Hamburger right- right now~

Lust: BEN WHAT THE FU-

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Toby: I W-wanna die

Lust: We all do, you aren’t special.

Masky, Hoodie, and Kate: **nodding in agreement**

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BEN: Oooh! A- A tr-train!

Jeff: We’re in a fucking train station, Ben..

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Jeff: You know, I really don’t think I got that drunk last night.

Liu: You were flirting with EJ.

Jeff: So what? We’re homies they always do tha-

BEN: W-When you- you asked him if h-he was single, he said no, a-and you start-started crying.

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Jeff: I spy with my little eye something that starts with… “S”!!

Lust, looking at Toby and Masky: hm.. Is it.. “sexual tension?”

Masky: WHAT THE FU-

Jeff: Damn bitch you’re good at this

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Slender: I think we should normalize disliking family members..

Sally: Or you can just say “I fucking hate my uncle” or whatever. Just talk like a normal person.

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Masky: I just want someone to take me out..

Hoodie: On.. a date?

Toby: With a sniper rifle??!

Lust: You can do both if you aren’t a coward.

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BEN, drowning: H̷̟͉̫͓̩͍̫̮̥̞̊́́ͅE̵͈͆͆͠Ḽ̶̢̡̹̬̂̃̐́̈́͝P̷̙̼̫̦̌͘̚

Jeff: Don’t worry, I heard cowards float!

[sunny-potato]

More Creepypasta and Marble Hornets tweets

all of these are from actual conversations ive had with people or are things I made up:)

[kugelbombed]

CREEPYPASTA HCS

BEN

green day fan. huge green day fan, listens to bobby sox religiously.

absolutely an ADHD cretin

frequently goes into the TV just to fuck up whatever game Jeff is trying to play

can faze through walls and doors. he absolutely uses this to fuck with the mansion

*slur*

JEFF

for Jeff, I have 2 VERY different interpretations of him, so I'll split his section into 2!

JEFF PT. 1

baseball enjoyer

sir mix-a-lot. I'm not saying any more on that

actual fucking chaos

rage gamer

"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF"

actually surprisingly into old games like doom

cocky to high hell

musical fan but you'd NEVER catch him admitting it

burns water

JEFF PT. 2

internet nerd

the most closeted man you'll ever meet

probably a weezer fan

will argue to death over incorrect interpretations of media he likes

"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF" also!

hasn't seen the light of day in far too long

minecraft veteran

TOBY

eats insanely fucking fast to prevent the food from slipping

game modder

SO particular about his food. won't even look at it if it's not right (me coded)

draws incessantly on himself

freaks his fucking SHIT over orange juice

he's the one that comes home with a bucket full of rocks after going to the beach

probably eats them?????

collects things and gives them to you like a cat dropping off a dead mouse

pancake enjoyer

spams the ever loving shit out of everyone with reels

dare i say pyromaniac

JACK

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

is REALLY fucking particular about the materials of his hoodie

clean freak

cooks like a gourmet chef surprisingly

but would you eat it?

he never actually killed the cult and is still being gangstalked by them

has had it up to here

spiritually an old man trapped in a 19 year old eldritch horror's body

pet seedeater!! I love this one

beetlejuice type shit?

NINA

SO SCENE

pansexual

manic probably

dyes her hair daily. the shower and pillow is HOT PINK

cooking nightmare

writes threatening letters in hot pink glitter pen

GIRLBOSSER

adds her own patches to her clothes

electric guitar ?!?!

has a million of those little fucking gremlin plushies. literally an army

frequently holds jack hostage to have a "girls night" and paints his nails

(against his will)

to be added to! feel free to add suggestions. will be updating this over time.

[f1rstb0rn-auth0r]

Creepypasta + Marble Hornets (and OCs) Twitter :)

Giggling, kicking my feet rn

[3amclothesmonster]

Marble Hornets but it's just me saying stupidity out of context

"BOYS CAN BE BOYS BUT NOT ON A CLIFF-" -Brian or Hoody

"I am the homiest of sexuals" -Literally any of them, most likely Jay

*Literally bleeding* "Damn, that really whipped my nae nae" -Alex

*Driving in complete silence* "Hey did you know Benjamin Franklin had 200+ human dead bodies in his basement-" -Alex or Tim

"I am simply a creature. Nothing more" -Skully

"Spinny spinny on the fun chair" -Any of them pre-mh/ interviews

*Talking to chickens* "Y'know... Y'all really understand me" -Masky and or Hoody

"Did he sprain his dick?" -Jay

"STFU HUMMING IS SCARY-" -Jay and Tim

"Whoever gave me the ability to walk the plains of existence is regretting it" -The operator

"Stop I actually wanted to beat up Tinkerbell when I was younger" -Alex

"STOP EATING ROCKS-" -Idk

"Fjdjfdjxcncncmcjfcjvm jtjjdrjemdm eeeeeee wxjdjckdm heehehe I spun around at 1am mid air" -Totheark

[lightbulb77724]

Slenderman: hey land are you okay

Land: yeah actually I love not being able to breath it's actually my second favorite thing to do. You wanna know what the first is?

Slenderman:.....

Land: FUCKING BREATH!!!!!

[darkpeacemusic]

Hoodie: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Toby: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Liu, deer!" Hoodie: …And what did Liu do? Toby: …He said "Yes, Honey?"