#incorrect quotes creepypasta

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗧𝗼𝗯𝘆: *Walks into 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻’𝘀 art room* Hey Painter, I have a question.

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻: *Painting* Ask.

𝗧𝗼𝗯𝘆: I know you like 𝗗𝗶𝗻𝗮

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻: That’s not a question.

𝗧𝗼𝗯𝘆: You didn’t deny it.

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻:

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻: Get the fuck out.

[lightbulb77724]

X-virus: *watching toby*

Toby: if you aren’t supposed to drink lava lamps then why does it come with a shot glass and a bottle cap

X-virus: I suppose technically yes but in reality no

[killianlynch]

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Toby, whispering: You know I love you, right?

Y/N: I love you too, but why are we whispering?

Toby: So that Jeff thinks we’re plotting against him.

Jeff, to BEN: What are they talking about?

BEN, who heard the whole conversation: Committing arson.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[bingobongocheerio]

Masky: Some people are like slinkies.

(Y/N): What?

Masky: Not really good for anything but it puts a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): Please don't push Toby down the stairs.

Masky: You can't stop me.

[skyeconch]

Y/N : Bro..rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss

Toby : WHAT

Y/N : you in?

Toby : Hell yeah

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

[meowcatticus]

This actually happened btw👍 /j

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12

Sally: Good morning!

Toby: Good morning!

EJ: Good morning...

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT

[bl00dy-pa1nt3r]

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Quick you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

𝗬/𝗡: Tall, emo artist, blue eyes—

𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗿: You’re just describing 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻.

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

𝗬/𝗡: Kinda-

𝗝𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻: Y/N!!

[lightbulb77724]

Kage: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one

Toby: [cracks knuckles]

Land: Manslaughter it is

[killianlynch]

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff, gesturing towards Y/N: Okay, first I’d like to introduce our new member, Y/N, and I’d like to thank them for their generous gift of $10 which they handed to me this morning. Not necessary, but appreciated.

BEN, whispering: Why’d you give him $10?

Y/N, whispering back: I thought he was homeless.

[ashlinxsloves]

Y/N: *running into the room* EJ just said they don’t love me anymore!

Toby: What?!

EJ: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Tim in the face.