#every time. Every Time.

[magpigment]

charlie slimecicle will see a funny bit and go ‘is anyone gonna make psychological horror out of that?’ and not wait for an answer

[forbidden-fruit-ships]

fictional character who does the thing where they straddle someone's hips while holding a weapon to their throat.......

[themichaelvan]

hate showing my mom things on the internet because ill show her a cute cat or something and she'll be like awww :) whose cat is this? i say oh just some person on the internet i don't really know them that well. and she's like yeah but what's their name? and im not about to tell my mormon middle-aged mom this is in fact tumblr user mickeysdicksmasher's cat. so i just say yeah that's . Dylan. and she says to tell dylan she likes his cat

[lilydvoratrelundar]

My brain five minutes into a three hour exam

[krytus]

thought life was no longer worth living. turns out i was just hungry.

[ssspringroll]

i used to think the hardest part of a uv_1 map was the mapping. now i know that the hardest part is remembering to scale and reposition the damn thing

[margindoodles2407]

OH COME ON

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[chiisana-lion]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it