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be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie · 2 years ago

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i wonder what would happen if lo'ak got captured instead of spider? neteyam would probably be distraught and jake, oml.

This raises so many questions and changes the plot dramatically.

First off, Jake and Neytiri aren't leaving Lo'ak behind. So the whole Metkayina shit is gone. And they're going to mount an attack to retrieve him. Quartich hates the Na'vi so he's not gonna try to manipulate Lo'ak like he does Spider, so Lo'ak is not leaving the Bridgehead. I see it going one of a few ways.

Either they try to trade Lo'ak for Jake, which he'll def go for and then there could either be a big battle to try to avoid that or he could just go. Or there's a massive Bridgehead assault that results in an insane amount of casualties on both sides, but I would think heavily Omaticaya. I don't even know if it would be successful in getting Lo'ak back honestly.

Or, I could see a stealth mission to get Lo'ak back. Tbh I think this idea is fun, because the humans could GET IN on this. Spider is the only unknown human right, so I imagine they have records and photos of the other defectors so they couldn't sneak in. But Spider is real tall and he can pass as an adult in proper clothes when no one is looking that close. If they can get him in the vents, he could just blend in. Neteyam can be his back up, as he barely fits in the vents as well. I bet Spider and Neteyam cook up this lil scheme to bring to Jake and Neytiri, let us mount the stealth attack but also sneak Spider in. I'm living with this idea a little! I think Spider and Neteyam are ruthless in their need to get Lo'ak back and they are kindred spirits in that. Neytiri is like "How can we trust Spider won't defect?" and Neteyam looses patience and he's like "Mom, Jesus Christ be for real we are all being serious right now. Get on board so we can get Lo'ak or get out."

Jake is torn about putting his kids in this dangerous situation but he needs Lo'ak back and this is the best plan. He's too big for the vents but Neteyam and Spider (Spider easily of course) fit so we have this horrible decision of wether or not to let them help. Love it. I also would love if it manages to open Neytiri's eyes to Spider more, how much he's willing to risk for her son.

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art-is-kayos · 11 days ago

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Checking up on his commission

#hate this guy. spoilers under tag cutoff #i fear i may have cooked with the tags. slash jay.#I've always imagined him with Particulars but I keep forgetting to draw them til like now #he speaks in lowercase to me. for reasons #I wanna know more about this untrustworthy bisexual but I also kinda wanna attack him every time he shows up #cant wait for the inevitable boss fight #fun fact: according to the dictionary 'nebulae' can refer to a clouded spot on the cornea that can cause defective vision #a limbus is 'the junction of the cornea and sclera in the eye'#so I think I speak for us all when I say WHAT THE FUCK MAN #what the hell was he on abt with Dante falling from the sky. and by sheep does he mean June 985 or?#if anyone wants to theorise on my post I'm all for it #limbus company #dante lcb #demian lcb #⏰🐍#unfortunately proud of that caption btw he really is just wanting his comm #HM WAIT BACK AGAIN #is the way the San was on about with leading the fallen nebulae home what causes J985?#as in - it is not people dying but them returning to their rightful place outside the City #with Purgatorio being the war 📘[i think] mentioned #is the doomsday Dante's head leading to the war? it typically refers to humanity's self destruction #or any globlal catastrophe #oh ok with PM is being sneaky again the Wiki page says it was inaugurated in June and guess when the MDE is #but generally things like nuclear war - AI and climate change are the main factors contributing to it #and we've already faced AI in the prev games via Angie so presumably one of the others will be the main force behind Dante's midnight #i personally like the nuclear angle given how Dante's head is already a clock #*BOMB. THEIR HEAD IS A BOMB THAT CAN BLOW UP #please do not write tags at night this was a bad idea

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stefisdoingthings · 5 months ago

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silence

also this is from Wolfwood's POV (in case it isn't clear) i have 0 normal thoughts (every song ever is VW)

#i got possessed for 4 days straight and have been making comics every goddamn day #some i like too much to post just yet #but this one was a pain in the ass so (as per usual) must get posted #after it's on tumblr dot com i feel free #so you know how wolfwood points his gun at vash out of fear multiple times #i thought i'd draw a little something about it but much much worse #i dont think ww would ever shoot but it would probably haunt him in his dreams #thinking about how it would feel like to pull the trigger #distantly wondering if vash would /let/ him shoot. if he wanted wolfwood to finally kill him #also #trans wolfwood agenda #but i just casually throw it in the mixture before cooking up some fucked up shit about vw #also i fucking loveeeee the band 'i like trains'#so many lyrics to work on.....#ive sketched a millionsummers comic on i like trains' lyrics too #anyway #thats about it #trigun #trigun fanart #cw blood #tw blood #cw guns #vash the stampede #vashwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #trimax #trigun maximum #vashwood fanart #my art

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months ago

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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

#polls #tumblr polls #I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup #the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli #section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff #so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just #blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most #neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol #I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me #but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T #I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee #person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times #But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol #And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly #When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one #sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it #Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something #Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and #coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single #coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to #have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus #make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as #possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get #to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol

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deoidesign · 1 month ago

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I met the me who made different choices

#idk what this means so dont ask #got the words stuck in my head and this is what I wanted to draw for it immediately #me at my desk. so.#I dont look exactly like this obviously. doesnt matter. anyways #hard time recently in a lot of different ways #lots of work to do!#given up on getting everything done I kind of failed at that. it was too much #so now I'm just trying to get anything done that will make the next 6 months not kill me again #ideally. 3 episodes. or the book #or like at least close enough to that that its basically that #I'm feeling really screwed LOL #I dont know how I've been working every day for so long and still havent done enough...#(its because the work load is way too much)#every time I take 1 hour for myself. to cook. or clean. or draw something else. or play a game. I feel so guilty auauau #I hate webtoon I hate this damn green app...#DOESNT MATTER!!!#what DOES matter is my art is good as hell... look at this shit...#the light. the colors. I love you red I love you green #I need to get more red pants I only have the one pair.#I saw this guy with red pants that had skeleton legs on them and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! I need them!!!!#I need to start sewing again. I dont have a sewing machine cause my apartment is too small so I havent sewn in years but I really want to..#I want to make clothes again... I need some vests I need some dresses..#I will not make pants or sleeved shirts because I dont hate myself #sketch #art #vent art I guess LMFAO its not #its just this fun little thing we like to call self expression #also this isnt how my desk setup actually is I scooted things around cause I didnt wanna draw anything twice. fuck it we ball #ok back to work

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to-illustrate-the-stars · 7 days ago

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happy birthday to the cat lover ever of all time... my worstie matoba seiji 🐈‍⬛🐈

#natsume yuujinchou #hexfest2k24 #matoba seiji #natomato #natori shuuichi #natsume's book of friends #matonato #its been 4000000 years since i did anything for a fan event but i need to pay my natomato taxes .#theyve been living rent free in my brain since i reread natsuyuu last last year..? i forget. they just make me crazy #this is also my offering for natori's bday because although he is one of my favorite characters ever of all time #i fear i do not have the time to drop several hours on another full illust........#so i hope my favoritism is clear in how lovingly i have drawn him instead <3 #i wanted to do a season theme bc i have a shitty summer joke to post maybe tomorrow but idk if i can cook up stuff for the other two seasons #in time.... its okay... this is enough for my taxes considering ive never drawn them properly before #my bestie who loves matoba is always genuinely so sad abt how his love for cats is unrequited but personally its one of my favorite things #get humbled idiot...(with love) (with affection) (i say as i retweet every single art of him on twt for his bday this year)#haha matoba has zero cats but i have two at home!!!!!!!!!#im sooo excited for next week's volume release i am so so normal. im normal

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reineydraws · 2 years ago

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caught the sprace bug in 2023 lol. i blame tommy bracco's arms, eyes, and smile, in that order. 🥲💖

#newsies #newsies fanart #spot conlon #sprace #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins #tommy bracco #ben cook #ben tyler cook #newsies 2017 #long post #sketch dump #i watched newsies twice while finishing up my zine pieces then once more in pieces for comfort #and then once more after that so i could pause every time tommy bracco made me go starry-eyed so i could sketch him lol #i am so normal about this #also it is SO FUN to just draw newsies mid-air. i love watching them flip and stuff. my favourite is the one specs does right at the end.#watching him do that aerial between those two guys... it feels like he slows down right in the air & it's like he's flying for a moment!!!!#anyways spot's eyes are so bright!!! idk if it's the spotlight or his expression or what but theyre so vivid i love them.#it's not often a pair of brown eyes makes u feel that way so it's cool.#and yeah like. a milliom kudos to btc for not fumbling the cigar. idk how he does it.#love the inconsistency in everyone's faces lmaooo it's whatever i just needed to draw them yknow #i want to say mb sketching and posting these will make my brain calm down. we will see.#i cant believe i got to ten images tho haha that's. so much.#the teeny tiny space between spot's front teeth that's noticeable when he smiles reblog if u agree 😭💖🙏

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onelungmcclung · 7 months ago

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#masters of the air #motaedit #hbowaredit #appletvgifs #hambone hamilton #at this point I'm quite attached to hambone because I thought he'd died a brutal terrifying death #therefore I spent the last few episodes relieved every time he showed up #so he cooked a cat. so what.#demarco will get over it one day #edit #**

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lilacthebooklover · 3 months ago

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me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(

#remind me of how easily you could kill me then say i won't die until you let me #you insult me and I'll insult you and we'll both know each other so unfathomably well that every word is a finely tuned blade #we'll kiss and you'll draw blood and I'll think of you every time i feel the bite mark #in every universe we find each other and we hate each other and we want each other more than we can say through words #tell the world i'm yours while i glower with reverent loathing #every conversation we have is poison #we twist and distort each other until there's nothing left but two shattered halves of a one way mirror #I'll hold you tightly like you're the only thing that matters #we'll slowly settle into a sort of rancid dependent domesticity #and set out to ruin each other until even those jagged shards turn to dust #(apologies reader of these tags #the “you” i'm referencing isn't referring to you personally #or you generally #i'm just cooking up more motivation to write sdhdjshdj)#(oh! also- please note the use of FICTIONAL #this is all just imagination loll)#why yes this is about #toxic old man yaoi #however did u guess #also just general #toxic yaoi #toxic yuri #but ykkkk #I watched one too many animatics #billford #hahahaaa who said thatttt not meeee hahaaaa #they ruined me #oh also-#pureshadow

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soulaanadelrey · 2 months ago

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He picked me up and fucked me. Do you understand? The next time I see that nigga I'm making him a cajun brunch. Shrimp and grits, eggs, sausages, and mimosas.

#No one has ever picked me up and fucked me before #he moved my body up and down and used me as a fuck doll #It's a wrap I'm cooking for that nigga #It's over #every time he bounced me on his dick an ex disappeared from my brain #It's like I never fucked anyone before #lol

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whitehartlane · 4 months ago

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THERE IS NO OTHER VERSION OF THIS STORY. ↳ Why are you still in that cage?

ABBA, Waterloo / Kane walks past the Champions League trophy, 2019 / Kane walks past the Euros trophy, 2024 / Ryan O'Hanlon on ESPN / James Ducker on The Telegraph / Kane walks past the Spanish players to collect his runners' up medal / Anne Carson / 'Zero to 100,' a letter from Kane to Tottenham supporters / Sky Sports / Kane in front of the infamous Ledley King quote / Kane bids Tottenham supporters farewell / Jamie Braidwood on The Independent / Ethel Cain, Ptolemaea / Kane wins the World Cup Golden Boot in 2018 / BBC / Richard Siken, Planet of Love / Kane crouches to the ground after losing against France, World Cup 2022

#web weaving #harry kane #tottenham #spurs #tottenham hotspur #england nt #football #quick little web weave i cooked up. with a bit in there about how he was made to leave home :(#and how he ran :(#the zero to 100 letter makes me sick every time. I DON’T WANT TO GO!!!!!!#one day i’ll make a proper hkane web weave but it’s too painful man!#rahul.txt

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iknowicanbutwhy · 6 months ago

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Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests

#dont look at Salde for rhe love of my sanity do not even percieve Salde i dint kwno what ifmf doing g #art #fanart #ISAT #puyo puyo #in stars and time #madou monogatari #kitscribbles #sig puyo puyo #schezo wegey #arle nadja #ringo ando #sig really do be sig no last name #prince salde #their ages are different in this one. oldest to youngest - schezo > arle > sig > ringo > salde #you see that stubble on Sig thats baby stubble. thats unfortunate facial hair on a teenager #sometimes it works out for people still in their teens but not sig #Ringo is!! Perhaps a bit too young to travel!! She's basically a foreign exchange student #i have to admit all the roles and dynamics in ISAT are NOT 1:1 in this AU #i have it all mixed up #when i say sig and schezo are besties i mean theyre both awkward with people they just happen to have an understanding. also sig bullies hi #Sig is he/they here!! I dont usually mess with canon genders (hella respect those who do) but honestly i just like it for Sig...#I still need to learn more about Salde but imma just go ahead and say that Salde is kid gender #Was tempted to hide Sig's lil hair thingies under his hat but then was like. Why would i do that #favorite joke in all this is that Schezo tried so hard to Change that he fucked up his own speech patterns and now socializing is. well #sig didnt shave before the loops and now he has to do that every time or suffer the teasing of his friends at some point in the house #thanks guys im going insane over here and youre laughing. going nonverbal now #How does Salde balance a fish on their head? uhhhhh well you see. have you ever balanced a massive bag of frozen peas #Salde doesnt cook but there's money in that fish. Nobody feels comfortable enough to ask a kid for cash but they WILL reward good behavior #in puyos and time

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angelmush · 4 months ago

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the other day i walked around the golden lake w my love and the sun was setting hot and orange and we watched a brown duck preening through the weeds, ducking her head under the dark water. the cool lake swallowed up my tired feet to the ankles and we counted the dog walkers with their curly panting doodles and their handsome german shepherds and their whip smart little terriers and we admired the careful construction of a sand castle whose moat held determinedly against the lapping of the waves. we could feel in our chests the persistent thunderous thumping of celebratory music at the finish line of the lakeside 5k, welcoming each gasping runner across its bounds. and i felt like crying. i felt like curling into myself and crying. we walked through the swamp of the bird sanctuary afterwards and listened to the woods sing and croak and groan and then we went and got ube and yuzu gelato and devoured it suntired and sweating on the couch in our living room. and i was so overcome w a deep and true unshakeable happiness and a sort of confused grief that i wanted to sob and sob and sob.

#i am so happy for the first time in my entire life #a consistent and true joyfulness #i am in love w my life #i want to stick around to see it #and i mean that w my entire being for the first time in my whole life #and to say that means confronting the first 24 years of my life where that wasn’t true #where i was miserable and heartbroken and unkind and dishonest and cruel #and i didn’t want to be alive #even when i was doing well i still didn’t want to be alive #for 24 years.#i had no fucking idea being alive could be so easy. i had no idea.#i want to hold myself and tell them i want to wrap myself up and say it will be BETTER #it will be so so far from perfect but it will be so so good you just have to hold on #i am so happy but i am mourning #i don’t know how to articulate it at all i just feel #happy but grieving #i LOVE this new city we live in i LOVE it here #i like my job enough to stand it for enough hours a week to get by #i have the time and the energy to throw myself into hobbies like knitting and cooking #i watch one or two good movies a week #i eat delicious food i’ve made and from restaurants we want to try #i’m IN LOVE. with my girlfriend in a way that’s so overwhelming and unlike anything i’ve ever felt that words don’t do it justice #i have friends who are gentle and patient with me when it’s hard for me to reach out #i am fighting agoraphobia tooth and fucking nail and i’m seeing the world and experiencing it #i laugh every day!!!! every single day!!!!#i have a goofy wonderful dog and an incredibly sweet cat #i talk to my baby brother all the time and he tells me he loves me and he’s graduating college soon and i’m so fucking proud #i wish i would’ve known how good it would all become #i wish i could’ve known #personal

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triglycercule · 1 month ago

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alright you know what FINE horror cooks. even though he struggles with food and has a bad relationship with it sure he'll cook. but can we at least give him the liberty of getting to fuck around with people because of it ok FINE let me be specific i mean feeding other people dead remains and stuff ok 😒😒😒 ok 😒😒😒

oh so sweet he just made a five course meal and a fancy steak!!!! its gold plated!!!! it smells so good!!!! soooo delish and hmm a bit hard to chew but maybe he just made it a bit overcooked dont worry horror you tried your hardest. what do you mean you put blood sweat and tears into it with a oddly evil grin on your face. what is in my cup of water bro. what did I JUST EAT

#only if he really hates you or just really wants to see someone suffer #usually paps would be the 1 to make the food and he gets to enjoy the reaction #but UNFORTUNATELY papyrus is in horrortale and horrors in fuck knows where in the multiverse #so he has to make his own entertainment SMH #he might be fighting with himself the entire process of making the meal butttttttt #its all worth it to see the mortified and sickly expression people make before immediately wanting to throw up. so sweet!#he does this to dust and killer after they fight except its not human remains #he steals one of killer's dust jars and makes desserts with it! they just invented this cool new form of powdered sugar omg!#unfortunately it looks surprisingly convincing. dust doesnt know the difference #he immediately runs to the bathroom to throw up and take several showers to purge what hes done. goddamn WHO DID HE JUST EAT FUCK YOU HORRO #killer only knows the difference because he could feel the texture difference on his hands and tongue and it was too late LMAO #he did not smell anything he did not taste anything he did not see anything vaguely wrong #and like horror cooks all the time and the foods fine!!!! so like........ ok fine maybe hell eat it. and then he felt the taste #he doesnt swallow he doesnt do anything except turn his head and immediately spit the food out onto the ground (horror found this HILARIOUS #but the moment he was alone bro starting PUUUURGING his guts out. he knows exactly which dust jar horror took he knows EXACTLY WHO HE ATE #would be 10x funnier if horror used a papyrus's dust for it #but would he ever do that??? would he put himself through that???#i would like to think that horror's able to distinguish between his own papyrus and every other papyrus out there #for cruelty factor if hes able to get through it with that thought than yes #but i also get that he might not be able to go through with it bc its a papyrus's dust #horror's a bit of a prick perchance. just a bit tho maybe idk #downright evil actually. all of them are. but only to eachother #mtt upon thee i love these three #tricule hc #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au

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benrybenrybenry-chr · 1 month ago

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"hey you doing alright?" no actually I'm thinking about Sarek again

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gideonisms · 2 months ago

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Every time I read one of those tradwife articles I'm so happy and excited to get up and work my boring manual job that pays me just enough to live and then go back to my own apartment which I rent and sleep in my own bed alone. Yet another satisfying day of pushing 30 with a career that is going nowhere 👌

#i love having sort of failed at most things i've tried so now i have some peace and quiet #i feel so bad for these girls like there is always someone talking at them #literally no one cares if i eat microwave burritos for every meal and do the dishes twice a week #if i show up to the function looking like i've died everyone is just like oh that's abi for you ❤️#guess how many times i've been asked to cook for the family? 0 they are Scared of what i'd make #i try to help out in other ways when i visit but yeah to them i am the useless uncle

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