#every time i cook one of these up

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

i wonder what would happen if lo'ak got captured instead of spider? neteyam would probably be distraught and jake, oml.

This raises so many questions and changes the plot dramatically.

First off, Jake and Neytiri aren't leaving Lo'ak behind. So the whole Metkayina shit is gone. And they're going to mount an attack to retrieve him. Quartich hates the Na'vi so he's not gonna try to manipulate Lo'ak like he does Spider, so Lo'ak is not leaving the Bridgehead. I see it going one of a few ways.

Either they try to trade Lo'ak for Jake, which he'll def go for and then there could either be a big battle to try to avoid that or he could just go. Or there's a massive Bridgehead assault that results in an insane amount of casualties on both sides, but I would think heavily Omaticaya. I don't even know if it would be successful in getting Lo'ak back honestly.

Or, I could see a stealth mission to get Lo'ak back. Tbh I think this idea is fun, because the humans could GET IN on this. Spider is the only unknown human right, so I imagine they have records and photos of the other defectors so they couldn't sneak in. But Spider is real tall and he can pass as an adult in proper clothes when no one is looking that close. If they can get him in the vents, he could just blend in. Neteyam can be his back up, as he barely fits in the vents as well. I bet Spider and Neteyam cook up this lil scheme to bring to Jake and Neytiri, let us mount the stealth attack but also sneak Spider in. I'm living with this idea a little! I think Spider and Neteyam are ruthless in their need to get Lo'ak back and they are kindred spirits in that. Neytiri is like "How can we trust Spider won't defect?" and Neteyam looses patience and he's like "Mom, Jesus Christ be for real we are all being serious right now. Get on board so we can get Lo'ak or get out."

Jake is torn about putting his kids in this dangerous situation but he needs Lo'ak back and this is the best plan. He's too big for the vents but Neteyam and Spider (Spider easily of course) fit so we have this horrible decision of wether or not to let them help. Love it. I also would love if it manages to open Neytiri's eyes to Spider more, how much he's willing to risk for her son.

[art-is-kayos]

Checking up on his commission

[stefisdoingthings]

silence

also this is from Wolfwood's POV (in case it isn't clear) i have 0 normal thoughts (every song ever is VW)

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[deoidesign]

I met the me who made different choices

[to-illustrate-the-stars]

happy birthday to the cat lover ever of all time... my worstie matoba seiji 🐈‍⬛🐈

[reineydraws]

caught the sprace bug in 2023 lol. i blame tommy bracco's arms, eyes, and smile, in that order. 🥲💖

[onelungmcclung]

[lilacthebooklover]

me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(

[soulaanadelrey]

He picked me up and fucked me. Do you understand? The next time I see that nigga I'm making him a cajun brunch. Shrimp and grits, eggs, sausages, and mimosas.

[whitehartlane]

THERE IS NO OTHER VERSION OF THIS STORY. ↳ Why are you still in that cage?

ABBA, Waterloo / Kane walks past the Champions League trophy, 2019 / Kane walks past the Euros trophy, 2024 / Ryan O'Hanlon on ESPN / James Ducker on The Telegraph / Kane walks past the Spanish players to collect his runners' up medal / Anne Carson / 'Zero to 100,' a letter from Kane to Tottenham supporters / Sky Sports / Kane in front of the infamous Ledley King quote / Kane bids Tottenham supporters farewell / Jamie Braidwood on The Independent / Ethel Cain, Ptolemaea / Kane wins the World Cup Golden Boot in 2018 / BBC / Richard Siken, Planet of Love / Kane crouches to the ground after losing against France, World Cup 2022

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests

[angelmush]

the other day i walked around the golden lake w my love and the sun was setting hot and orange and we watched a brown duck preening through the weeds, ducking her head under the dark water. the cool lake swallowed up my tired feet to the ankles and we counted the dog walkers with their curly panting doodles and their handsome german shepherds and their whip smart little terriers and we admired the careful construction of a sand castle whose moat held determinedly against the lapping of the waves. we could feel in our chests the persistent thunderous thumping of celebratory music at the finish line of the lakeside 5k, welcoming each gasping runner across its bounds. and i felt like crying. i felt like curling into myself and crying. we walked through the swamp of the bird sanctuary afterwards and listened to the woods sing and croak and groan and then we went and got ube and yuzu gelato and devoured it suntired and sweating on the couch in our living room. and i was so overcome w a deep and true unshakeable happiness and a sort of confused grief that i wanted to sob and sob and sob.

[null-doesnothing]

"hey you doing alright?" no actually I'm thinking about Sarek again

[triglycercule]

alright you know what FINE horror cooks. even though he struggles with food and has a bad relationship with it sure he'll cook. but can we at least give him the liberty of getting to fuck around with people because of it ok FINE let me be specific i mean feeding other people dead remains and stuff ok 😒😒😒 ok 😒😒😒

oh so sweet he just made a five course meal and a fancy steak!!!! its gold plated!!!! it smells so good!!!! soooo delish and hmm a bit hard to chew but maybe he just made it a bit overcooked dont worry horror you tried your hardest. what do you mean you put blood sweat and tears into it with a oddly evil grin on your face. what is in my cup of water bro. what did I JUST EAT

[gideonisms]

Every time I read one of those tradwife articles I'm so happy and excited to get up and work my boring manual job that pays me just enough to live and then go back to my own apartment which I rent and sleep in my own bed alone. Yet another satisfying day of pushing 30 with a career that is going nowhere 👌