#enjoy the holidays

[zaldritzosrose]

Despite my slew of recent hate anons, they ain't gonna kill the festive vibe!

I would like to wish everyone of my followers, mutuals, friends and anything between the most merriest of holidays. No matter what you celebrate at this time of year, I hope it's a wonderful one.

Have a little gift, all my faves in a festive setting...some new, some longstanding.

Thank you all so much for tolerating my chaos, for consuming the brainrot that is my work and making this hellsite a lovely place to me!

Love you all!

[eye-of-mordor]

A reminder for all who worship the Dark Lord, Saturnalia began on the 17th and will last until the 23rd. Historically regarded as an auspicious planet thriving on karma, order, and balance, Saturn is one of the greatest secrets of ancient civilizations. The ancients worshipped it for material blessings, justice for a wrong done to them, and was even invoked in magical rites to summon dark spirits to torment a certain individual, such as a despot king or cruel captors. Under mysterious circumstances, the ritual proved successful and the targeted individual died.

As Saturn has either seven or eight main rings around it, made up of many smaller rings, and two swirling vortexes at both of its poles which give them the appearances of eyes that are ever-watchful, we should reflect on the possibility that it is indeed a metaphorical Lord of the Rings. Ancient people, as well as living people today, still live in fear of Saturn's "evil eye" and utilize magic charms and spells to ward off its influence, ultimately misunderstanding its purpose: to dish out appropriate karma according to the law of reincarnation.

Happy Saturnalia!

[jilychallenge2023]

26 December 2023

Since it's Boxingday, we have a whole load of goodies for you. A lovely fic by @eastwindmlk : Lucky Charm and another one by @nena-96 : Cold Hands and a Warm Heart Read and Enjoy on ao3.

Some jily songs we got sent by you all to enjoy

From @sofargoneao3 Song: Wonderland 😭

From @thecasualauthor18 A song that absolutely makes me think of Jily is "Love Love Love," by Avalanche City.

and from our lovely @chiechie97 song: This December, by Ricky Montgomery

[grave-ghost-account]

Taking a break for the holidays gonna be completely away from drawing stuff. Happy holidays to those who celebrate!

[j0kers-light]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM CHAOS 🖤✨

I accept this challenge. Here's a drabble for the festivities! I dare you to read this underneath the table. I typed it while in the kitchen 😈

“J-Jo-ker.. slow.. please, down!” Your jumbled pleas went on deaf ears as J continued to plow you through the mattress.

You were overstimulated, tasting colors, and drooling all over the sheets, and he still had the energy to reach a hand down to grab a fistful of your braids. Your body moved like a rag doll to his will.

Joker smiled and planted a kiss near your ear, “Nuh uh, I gotta.. show ya just. how. thankful. I am. This isn’t enough.”

As quickly as Joker yanked you up, he slammed you back down into the pillows, deepening the arch in your back.

His guttural groan had your eyes rolling back as he rammed his dick into you with wild abandon. You lost count how many orgasms Joker wrung out of you, and he didn’t mind shooting blanks for the rest of the night if this was the end result.

His Bunny completely wrecked underneath him, taking every last drop that he was willing to give. And he had plenty more..

Joker whispered your name right as his final release washed over him like a flood.

He fell onto your back, mindlessly rutting his dick deeper into your cunt to prolong the pleasure just a little bit longer. It felt too good to stop, yet your wet hiccups were too pitiful to ignore.

Your hands were patting the bed, searching for purchase, and Joker wordlessly intertwined his fingers with yours, grounding you to him.

His breath was heavy on your ear, “Happy uhh, Thanksgiving, Y/n. I’m.. sooooo thank~full for ya.”

Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.

Ready, set, write!

[bluegiragi]

december morning.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[wishfulsketching]

Happy (Shimmer) Holidays!

Even the chem baron can enjoy a sudden snow day with his family! Too bad his right hand lady decides to use this chance to have some revenge for all the bullshit she has to deal with

(I wanted to draw this three years ago but didn't get around to do it)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa’s Halloween costumes,,

[local-pan-wizard]

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

[koshercosplay]

alrighty folks buckle up for the fifth year of menorabilia ratings! I've scoured the internet (and my eyeballs) so get ready for the best and worst chanukah merchandise of the year

okay first I just need to get these fuckin gnomes out of the way. ideally permanently. this guy's hat has so much going on I don't know where to begin. the menorah? not kosher. also wrong. the dreidels? certainly have,,, something written on them. everyone knows reindeer love chanukah, the lighting fires holiday. 5/10 at least it's got SOMEWHAT of a cuteness factor

turning old CDs into fake sufganiyot is certainly creative bc that's the only explanation for those monstrosities that I'll accept. please don't spin your spontaneous combustion menorahs on top of your dreidels. it won't bring the next season any faster. 4/10 I'll put up with a lot if you're offering to pay for my netflix account

they are Setting That Torah On Fire. is that why there's an oil jug next to a candle menorah. 6/10 the פ instead of a ש‎ on the dreidel is because the miracle is just the torah not bursting into flames

this really puts the messy in messianic. it's got the wrong amount of branches. why is the shamash just two stacked cups. the cross looks like an airplane. oh god it also has the jesus fish. -76162802492/10 never knew a single image could contain so much No.

some of these menorahs are kosher and some are not which really spices things up. what a fun little game of I spy for me. I enjoy the addition of various happy animals celebrating chanukah but were the santa hats really necessary? 7/10 that bottom dreidel has two נ‎s. none dreidel with left coins.

I can acknowledge that it's an attempt to jewish-ize a christmas thing but tinsel is, unfortunately, occasionally, pretty. weird choice to have all the menorahs have נ‎s but sure. what's that? those are dreidels? wrong. take a look at the helpful next image of this item.

do you see it yet? here let me help.

clearly those are menorahs. we light them on fire and spin them as fast as we can. first one to die loses. 5/10 google is your friend

move over fiddler on the roof chassidim with bottle balancing skills, here come some cats with impressive candle dexterity. this may not be a kosher menorah but their TAILS are the BRANCHES. 7/10 I am easily won over by the presence of cats okay

canon jewish representation, a spinning dreidel, a kosher menorah, some chocolate gelt, and they're eating fresh latkes. I needed these yesterday. 10/10 rugrats my beloved never lets me down

(previous years 1, 2, 3, 4)

[lupucs]

Catti isn't getting paid enough for this. :')

Wanted to attempt a short animation with a cel-shaded style for a change. All made with Blender!

Mid topology reveal, please don't look too closely! 😶‍🌫️

[tubulartoasts]

BATTLE OF THE GODS

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[svnnnne]

[blackcandlesinwinter]

Hey, I made a silly quiz about the early-2000's internet if anyone wants to take it!

[ruporas]

a dull 25th (id in alt)