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GOING UP, GOING DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ! ANYTHING FOR THE CROWN, CROWN, CROWN ! 

independent semi-selective lady tremaine roleplay blog. est. 2014. remade 2017. written by rabbit.

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hey me dudes i’m remakin catch me on the flip side

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hey me dudes i’m remakin catch me on the flip side

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hey me dudes i’m remakin catch me on the flip side

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me: ok, no buying things. after next pay period i want to have X amount saved my email:

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the key to a stepmother’s heart by Farrah Fawcett Via Flickr: It’s Cate as Lady Tremaine! The key to heart of the house held by Stepmother Treamine! Cate played Lady Tremaine in the 2015 version of CINDERELLA. Cate Blanchett as repainted and restyled by artist Noel Cruz of ncruz.com

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Cate Blanchett attends the InStyle Awards, October 23rd 2017.

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@foulfirestarter

Hi my name is Count Ola’f and I have white hair (that’s how I got my distinguished silhouette) with silver streaks and grey tips that sweeps back from my face and eyes of an unknown color and a lot of people tell me I look like Al Funcoot (AN: If u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kit Snicket but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a kidnapper but I hate children. I have pale skin. I’m also an actor, and I put on plays where I try to marry teenage girls to steal their fortunes (I’m old). I’m handsome (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly disguises. I love costume shops and I steal all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white undershirt with suspicious stains on it and a pair of ill-fitting pants, other dire, hideous clothes, and a pair of shoes that left the tattoo of an eye on my left ankle conspicuously visible, a phrase which here means “noticeable by bratty orphans, but not by bankers.” I was wearing a manly and attractive coating of grime. I was walking in the secret tunnel system. It was snowing but I was underground, which I was very happy about. Lemony Snicket stared at me. I put my middle finger up at him.

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had to tweet this.

photos from here.

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enter into a passionate friendship with another woman

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me every single time new hela footage is released: oh no she’s hot

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i neglected to mention the loud “ugh, FUCK me” you should be saying after taking your nyquil

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how to take nyquil, by rabbit:

pour your 30 milliliters

avoid looking at it for the next fifteen minutes

eventually force yourself to pick up your shot o’nasty

sing “everybody pants now! pants, pants, pants, pants” from the episode of parks and rec where leslie, tammy one, and ron’s mom have a drinking contest for ownership of ron

do your shot o’nasty

die

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Christine Baranski in Into the Woods B-Roll

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Team “I don’t trust that your kindness doesn’t come with a catch”