#eichel

[simmyfrobby]

in the spirit of the mark messier award: this years simmyfrobby award goes to brock boeser. you win the simmyfrobby award for Most Narrative. sorry about all that.

[naturugarten]

👽 Eindeutig nicht von dieser Welt! Diese bizarre fremdartige Lebensform aus dem All ist ausgerechnet in unserem #Garten gelandet🛸. Bisher sind aber alle Versuche mit ihr Kontakt aufzunehmen gescheitert. Wir haben die #NASA schon informiert. 🚀🧑‍🚀📡 #Knopperngallwespe #Eichel

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ドングリ

どんぐりは、ブナ科の木（オーク、カシ、クリなど）によって生産される種子です。これらは一般的に秋に現れ、多くの種類の野生動物にとって重要な食料源となります。どんぐりは、通常、茶色がかった色合いで、堅果の殻に包まれています。殻の中には、若い植物が成長するのに必要な栄養素が詰まった種子があります。形状、サイズ、色は、さまざまな種類のブナ科の木によって異なります。たとえば、オークの木のドングリは通常長細形で、カシの木のドングリは丸みを帯びています。一部のどんぐりは食べられますが、タンニンなどの化合物が含まれているため、食べる前に処理する必要がある場合もあります。

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[lavndr-skye-loves-yu]

7-2 against Florida last night. I know we're only 3 games in but I just really want Knights to win this one. We're sure to win with Quick in the game. Gotta love my goalies. I'm so excited

[hunterrrs]

asdfghjk incredible…

[mampfyundodergegenshnuffy]

Weil das mit den gekauften #bonsai nicht so gut geklappt hat, nehme ich dieses Jahr einfach Samen aus dem Wald .. #muogs #eichel #wallnuss #kastanie #🌳 https://www.instagram.com/p/CpASyX4o-nc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[omanatascha]

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[ppjeterka]

my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series

[acekazoo]

nhl players as textposts.. again

[tkachukisms]

i think matthew would be scared of furbies. i think he'd see one and go oh gosh oh what IS that while laughing nervously and looking side to side like he's in a locked room with an ambiguously aggressive dog and not a toy made up of fluff and plastic. god forbid he finds out you can learn the language. | don't know what all that was, sorry man, anyway, hashtag rewind?

[annieqattheperipheral]

shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:

NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:

winner:

runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite

[simmyfrobby]

[bearbench-img]

ドングリ

ドングリは、ナラ科の樹木であるドングリ属の木から生える果実です。ドングリは、一般的に小さな球形や楕円形をしており、硬い外皮で覆われています。内部には食用の種子が含まれており、これが食用とされる部分です。ドングリは収穫してから加工され、生食や調理に使用されます。一部の地域ではドングリは重要な食物源とされ、また一部の野生動物にとっても重要な食糧となっています。

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[mothertkachuker]

silly boys and silly words, inaugural edition

[dumbasssportsboys]

nhl and reductress headlines [18/???]

[chukys-mouthguard]

A Shot at Love: meet the 12 eligible bachelors

It’s time to reveal the 12 eligible bachelors on this season of A Shot at Love: an nhl dating show au!

Get to know our 12 eligible bachelors, and the special guest hosts of our show, below!

Remember to mark your calendars, A Shot at Love: an nhl dating show au premiers Friday July 19th at 7pm EST!

A Shot at Love is pleased to announce that this season’s hosts are Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney!

These two characters are ready to lead our lovely bachelorette through the journey of finding a shot at love with one of our lucky 12 bachelors!

Be prepared for plenty of Pink Whitney shots, and shameless sponsorship plugs (these washed up guys gotta make money somehow, why do you think they took this gig?). They might even have a few special guests stopping by the mansion!

And now let’s meet the 12 eligible bachelors!

Nico Hischier | 25, from Switzerland

Captain of the New Jersey Devils. Sweeter than Swiss Chocolate. Like quite frankly might be the sweetest man on planet earth. Enjoys adventures outdoors, movie nights, and a good puzzle. Loves working out, but be aware he definitely will always have a better butt than you. Very patient as he deals with Jack Hughes all day long. Nico is looking for a forever music festival date.

Jamie Drysdale | 22, from Toronto

His on ice skills make up for those he lacks in the style department. But that’s where you come in, Jamie needs a girl who can improve his fashion sense (cause Trevor clearly didn’t do much for him). He takes pride in his flow, so you never have to worry about him making fun of your self care routine. Jamie enjoys country music, shoulder rubs, and puppies.

Matt Rempe | 22, from Calgary

You’ll never have to worry about being taller than him in heels, as he is quite literally a giant. He loves a good book, and is even the co-founder of the first ever Rangers Book Club with Chris Kreider. Not afraid to fight for you. Guaranteed to make you laugh with his silly catch phrases. Looking for a girl who isn’t scared to clean his battle wounds.

Vince Dunn | 27, from Kawartha Lakes

The best mix of cocky, sweetheart, and a little bit of airhead. Knows he’s attractive, but will still be a complete goofball. A connoisseur of alcohol, could definitely recommend a wine or two. He enjoys video games, nights out, and binge watching a good Netflix show. He isn’t afraid to show his tough side if it comes to fighting for what he wants. Vince is looking for a girl to travel the world in the offseason enjoying the cuisine every country has to offer.

Jack Eichel | 27, from Chelmsford

His real name is John, but he goes by Jack. Be aware he is always going to be the diva of the relationship. Loves any sort of competitive activity, but will never let you win, and will always whine if he loses. Has a big heart and enjoys philanthropic work. Jack will never fail to make you laugh, always having a funny story to tell about another teammate. Jack is looking for a girl who is up for Brunch on Sunday’s, with football on the tv.

Mat Barzal | 27, from Coquitlam

Unique already because he spells his name with one T and not two, Mat is an all around catch. He speaks French, is obsessed with vacations to Italy, and prides himself on his physique. He’s not afraid of designer clothes, and you can guarantee he will buy you nice things. Mat is looking for a girl who will ride scooters with him Italy, and have a cold drink waiting for him on the golf cart after he sinks a hole in one.

Trevor Zegras | 23, from Bedford

Fasten your seatbelt, because with Trevor life is always in the fast lane. Trevor is a ball of energy that will always keep you guessing. Quite possibly a 10 year old trapped in a 23 year olds body. Whether you laugh at his jokes or not, Trevor will always be laughing. He enjoys music festivals, video games, and running his mouth 24/7. If you don’t end up choosing him he’s got Cole and the Hughes brothers as backups.

Quinn Hughes | 24, Bloomington

Don’t be fooled by his demeanor, Quinn is a big teddy bear. Captain of the Vancouver Canucks, he’s got a good amount of pressure on his shoulders. So Quinn enjoys time at the lake house to relax in the off season. Whether it be time on the boat, a round of golf, or time with family, Quinn loves taking time to recharge. He may be shy or soft spoken at first, but when he opens up he’s the biggest goofball. Quinn is looking for a girl that doesn’t mind annoying younger brothers.

Auston Matthews | 26, from Scottsdale

Not necessarily familiar with winning when it counts, but he sure knows how to score. Auston enjoys a day spent outdoors, walking his dog, and is even a closet sewer! So no more trips to the seamstress for you! He is also friends with Justin Bieber, so your wedding singer is already on lock. Auston is looking for a girl who will stick by his side through the ups, but more importantly the downs (cause knowing Toronto there will probably be a few).

Cole Caufield | 23, from Mosinee

The biggest Swifty in the league, though he tries to hide his love for her. He bought a party bus for T Swift, imagine the things this man would buy for you. His smile could light up any room, and there will never be a day he doesn’t make you laugh. Don’t get offended if he occasionally needs time with his boys (Trevor and Jack), they might let you fourth wheel if you’re lucky. Cole is looking for a girl to laugh at all his jokes and belt out T Swift at karaoke after a few beers.

Luke Hughes | 20, Manchester

The youngest of the Hughes brothers, and the youngest in the race for love. Though Luke very much is mature for his age. He prides himself on his attention to detail and how much he’d learn about you from one conversation. Luke enjoys a relaxing Sunday where you stay under the blankets and watch trashy reality tv. He is soft spoken, but your one on one conversations is where he chooses to open up. Luke is looking for a girl who can keep him sane but also bring out his wild side.

John Marino | 27, Easton

Probably the smartest man in the competition, he went to Harvard for crying out loud. John is a big fan of Fall, so he will gladly enjoy all the activities it brings and support your fall girl aesthetic. His ideal night in when he has a day off would be board games or a movie with lots of snacks. He loves to brighten your day with random facts, half of them not ones you believed because they were so random. John is looking for a girl who knows of anything fun to do in Utah, because seriously what is this city boy supposed to do in Utah?