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RFK Jr. really went out and picked the most autistic-friendly mainstream sport out there. There's nearly 150 years of statistics across multiple leagues and fucking data galore. You think the person who invented scorecards was neurotypical? Hardly.

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Hockey player gangbangs be like

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[how to brand dark energy]

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[how to mislay 95% of the universe]

an ode to Alex Turcotte, who may or may not exist. for @whirlpool-blogs

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jenny holzer, 1983

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Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

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Good evening Winnipeg fans, let us begin the sacrifice to take the Jets (who I have been informed have a lot of personality outside of their goalies) all the way to [REDACTED] the [REDACTED]

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tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

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life is never dull with my curse #MyCurse

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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Hockey Poetry Club: Outer Space Edition

Hi friends! We're back! We're doing another round of hockey poetry edits! The rules are simple and everyone is welcome to join.

START HERE:

🌟 SPIN THE WHEEL 🌟

FIND YOUR POEM:

asteroids, astronauts, astronomers, big bang, black hole, cats, comets, dark energy and matter, dwarf planet, earth, elements, entropy, fate of the universe, galaxies, interstellar medium, jupiter, mapping the universe, mars, mercury, misc., moon, nebula, neptune, relativity, saturn, scientific discovery, space travel, star, sun, supernova, time, uranus, venus

or, if you didn't like any of the poems in that category, choose a different poem from one of these five categories:

Our Backyard: The Solar System, Our Neighbourhood: The Milky Way, Other and Further, Pioneers, Space Dust

CHOOSE A PLAYER:

Or a team, or an event, a league, a coach, a playoff series, a broadcaster, a storyline, a mascot... Anything goes as long as it's vaguely hockey related.

MAKE SOMETHING:

An edit, a drawing, a fic snippet, a video edit, a poem of your own, whatever you most feel like doing.You can use as much or as little of the poem as you want.The point is just to do something creative and have fun with your internet friends.

POST YOUR PRJOECT AND TAG @hockeyblrpoetryclub

We will reblog your post and collect all poems submitted before 01.06.2025 in one big masterpost.

Æ CANNÆ WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU ALL COME UP WITH!!! HAPPY CREATING!!

✨For inspiration, check out the submissions for the Elemental Haiku community poetry project or use the tag "hockey poem economy is thriving"✨

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Dear God please let the Winnipeg Jets triumph over the Oilers and the Leafs because it would be so fucking funny

I love how seriously you take the play-offs 🤣

………..does everyone not view this as a life or death scenario……….

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Being soul bonded to a shitty team that hasn't made the playoffs in a decade is that I don't have to be invested, but also I get to make animal sacrifices supporting the Winnipeg Jets in their attempts to destroy the hopes and dreams of the rest of Canada

I love how seriously you take the play-offs 🤣

………..does everyone not view this as a life or death scenario……….

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Eva Funderburgh

love her work

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dude???????????????????

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I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

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