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tfc-hockey · 5 hours ago
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please know I say all of this with nothing but love, but it's time for the…
LUKE HUGHES PREY ANIMAL THESIS
(part 1)
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Studies have shown that New Jersey Devils defenseman Luke Hughes has the exact eye placement of the whitetail buck. This evolutionary trait is designed to help him survive predation. His eyes are on the side of his head and his field of vision is a whopping 310 degrees, which gives him a tremendous field of view, maximizing his ability to detect danger and to track puck movements on ice.
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Trying to attract Luke Hughes?
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This can be accomplished by baiting him with a pile of feed corn placed strategically in his home range! (Legality of baiting Luke Hughes may vary by jurisdiction.)
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tfc-hockey · 6 hours ago
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tfc-hockey · 7 hours ago
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service d-man + submissive and breedable goaltender
i love the term “power forward.” what’s next? “service d-man”? “submissive and breedable goaltender”?
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tfc-hockey · 8 hours ago
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tfc-hockey · 8 hours ago
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During Bridgers' live performance on radio station KCRW, she stated that the song was about her little brother Jackson.
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tfc-hockey · 10 hours ago
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tfc-hockey · 20 hours ago
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i love the term “power forward.” what’s next? “service d-man”? “submissive and breedable goaltender”?
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tfc-hockey · 1 day ago
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Like yeah, I love Quinn Hughes as much as the next bitch with (barely) latent sadistic tendencies, but you cannot tell me he is not on the nightmare blunt rotation. You pass him the joint and he immediately starts talking about 9/11. Starts getting teary eyed merely THINKING about the star spangled banner. Any inclination to want to hit immediately flies out the window in the face of "is this bitch ok???"
There is no single team in the NHL that would be exempt from me posting "nightmare blunt rotation" with pics of their players. Truly just an in shambles group of guys all the way across the board, #godbless
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tfc-hockey · 1 day ago
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There is no single team in the NHL that would be exempt from me posting "nightmare blunt rotation" with pics of their players. Truly just an in shambles group of guys all the way across the board, #godbless
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tfc-hockey · 1 day ago
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shoutout to the fanfic so fucked up so smutty so particular to canon that it’s impossible to turn into an original novel. when something exists solely for making other fans eat glass. and you can only tell a very particular kind of person at a very particular time in their life about it after reading, creating a unique warrior bond forever
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tfc-hockey · 1 day ago
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mcdavid mansion + long-term nuclear waste warning messages
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tfc-hockey · 1 day ago
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tfc-hockey · 2 days ago
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please know I say all of this with nothing but love, but it's time for the…
LUKE HUGHES PREY ANIMAL THESIS
(part 1)
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Studies have shown that New Jersey Devils defenseman Luke Hughes has the exact eye placement of the whitetail buck. This evolutionary trait is designed to help him survive predation. His eyes are on the side of his head and his field of vision is a whopping 310 degrees, which gives him a tremendous field of view, maximizing his ability to detect danger and to track puck movements on ice.
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Trying to attract Luke Hughes?
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This can be accomplished by baiting him with a pile of feed corn placed strategically in his home range! (Legality of baiting Luke Hughes may vary by jurisdiction.)
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tfc-hockey · 2 days ago
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please know I say all of this with nothing but love, but it's time for the…
LUKE HUGHES PREY ANIMAL THESIS
(part 1)
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Studies have shown that New Jersey Devils defenseman Luke Hughes has the exact eye placement of the whitetail buck. This evolutionary trait is designed to help him survive predation. His eyes are on the side of his head and his field of vision is a whopping 310 degrees, which gives him a tremendous field of view, maximizing his ability to detect danger and to track puck movements on ice.
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Trying to attract Luke Hughes?
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This can be accomplished by baiting him with a pile of feed corn placed strategically in his home range! (Legality of baiting Luke Hughes may vary by jurisdiction.)
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tfc-hockey · 2 days ago
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Here at BAUER HOCKEY, we just love it when Evgeni Malkin publicly executes his opponents with a long range rifle. That's why we're so excited to announce our new partnership with BARRETT FIREARMS MANUFACTURING in order to--
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tfc-hockey · 3 days ago
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It's giving
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not connor modelling lauren’s new oilers clothing line 😆
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tfc-hockey · 3 days ago
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Oh, so when I sit on a bench in the park huffing glue I'm "a freak" but when a hockey player sits on a bench huffing chemical inhalants then he's "doing it for the game" 🙄🙄🙄
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nj vs ny – game 2 [4/20/23]
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