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[nativebull666]

Navajo Az MILF , willing to trade for hers. I got tons to trade for hers..

[superbpandaenthusiast]

Very happy white bitch

[chefchatter]

Decadent Cupcake Batter Cheesecake

Ingredients:

1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened

1/4 cup granulated sugar

1/4 cup sour cream

1/4 cup cupcake mix

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 egg

1/4 cup rainbow sprinkles

Directions:

Preheat oven to 325°F (160°C) and line a muffin tin with cupcake liners.

In a mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese until smooth.

Add sugar, sour cream, cupcake mix, and vanilla extract. Mix until well combined.

Beat in the egg until fully incorporated.

Fold in the rainbow sprinkles.

Pour the batter into the prepared cupcake liners, filling each about 3/4 full.

Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the edges are set and the centers are slightly jiggly.

Remove from the oven and let cool completely before serving.

Prep Time: 15 minutes | Cooking Time: 20-25 minutes | Total Time: 35-40 minutes

Kcal: 210 kcal | Servings: 12 cupcakes

#cupcakebatter #cheesecakecupcakes #cupcakecheesecake #dessertlover #sweettooth #cheesecakelover #cupcakelove #dessertgram #homemadedessert #bakingfun #cupcakeideas #cheesecakelove #desserttime #sweettreats #deliciousdesserts

[formemy53lfand1]

I want someone to tell me how to edhe my mind away I’m so wine drunk I want to feel needy all day fucj I don’t want to cum I want to be a theobbing needy dripping wet drunck mess pretty plewade please

[urmom-ismyho]

Falling in love is such an easy thing to do

[boybasher]

[chefchatter]

Savory Easter Meat Pie, A Delicious Tradition for Holiday Gatherings

Ingredients:

For the Pastry:

3 cups all-purpose flour

1 cup cold butter, diced

1/4 cup cold water

1 teaspoon salt

For the Filling:

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 onion, chopped

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 pound ground beef or lamb

1/2 teaspoon dried thyme

1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary

1/2 teaspoon dried oregano

Salt and pepper to taste

1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese

2 eggs, beaten (for egg wash)

Directions:

To make the pastry, combine the flour and salt in a large mixing bowl. Add the cold diced butter and rub it into the flour mixture using your fingertips until the mixture resembles coarse breadcrumbs.

Gradually add the cold water, mixing until a dough forms. Shape the dough into a ball, wrap it in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).

In a skillet, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and minced garlic, and cook until softened, about 5 minutes.

Add the ground beef or lamb to the skillet, breaking it up with a spoon, and cook until browned.

Stir in the dried thyme, rosemary, oregano, salt, and pepper. Cook for another 2-3 minutes, then remove from heat and let cool slightly.

On a floured surface, roll out two-thirds of the pastry dough to fit the bottom of a 9-inch pie dish. Transfer the rolled-out dough to the pie dish and trim any excess.

Spread the cooked meat mixture evenly over the pastry base. Sprinkle the grated Parmesan cheese on top of the meat.

Roll out the remaining pastry dough to fit the top of the pie. Place it over the filling and seal the edges with a fork. Trim any excess dough.

Brush the top of the pie with beaten eggs for a shiny finish.

Use a sharp knife to make a few slits in the top crust to allow steam to escape during baking.

Bake the pie in the preheated oven for 45-50 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown.

Allow the pie to cool for a few minutes before slicing and serving.

Prep Time: 30 minutes | Cooking Time: 45-50 minutes | Total Time: 1 hour 15 minutes | Servings: 8

#eastermeatpie #savorypie #holidaybaking #traditionalrecipe #comfortfood #homemadepie #familyrecipes #meatlover #easterdinner #piecrust #homecooking #bakingfromscratch #eastertraditions #mealideas #festivefood

[fanboy-feminist]

There is something really, uh, telling, about how Jimmy Carter’s presidency was widely considered to be a “failure,” and he also is INARGUABLY the U.S. president who has done the most to promote human rights around the world.

It’s extremely telling, about the U.S. nation-state as a political project and institution, about the federal government as a structure, about the nature of imperialism.

To reference a friend of mine, he was the only U.S. President alive in our lifetime who could avoid the International Criminal Court.

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[money-percent]

Recent art but was very lazy so, quick draw

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[ironinkpen]

the rat grinders getting whomped because they don't know how actual combat works is exactly what I've been waiting for all season. fabian taking down ivy in one turn bc they have no hp, them grouping up bc they don't know they're not supposed to and getting immediately shit on by adaine, riz's attack of opportunity doing more damage to kipperlilly than her actual attack did to him, gorgug taking down oisin by the end of round 1 bc they didn't protect their wizard, kristen and k2 both bringing all their friends up while keeping themselves strategically hidden bc they know better, riz diving into the lava like it's nothing bc he's a badass, adaine slapping jace's counterspell out of the air, fig tanking that hit from porter and casting that clutch fireball. just. beautiful. iconic. poetic. exactly what the rat grinders deserve after xp grinding for three years instead of actually adventuring. you fucking suck at this game kipperlilly!! you might be high level but you're shit at pvp!!!!!

[marshmellowtea]

i desperately need people to realize there's a difference between "women need to coddle (cis) men's feelings even when they're being misogynistic uwu" and "we shouldn't tolerate misogyny but actively keeping men separate from women and treating them like they're inherently dangerous to women is only going to worsen the problem (and also this mindset causes IMMEASURABLE harm to nonbinary, trans, and intersex people, who are already incredibly at risk right now)" and i need people to realize that NOW

[helpmeemptymyballs]

With all of her free time, she created this little choreography. She wanted to share it with other dancing fans, so she filmed herself doing it and shared it on the web.

The amount of positivity she received was astounding! Many men want private dancing classes with her. Of course, she'll oblige to visit all these nice men at their home!

She would never have guessed so many older men were interested about dancing! They're so passionate about it that they tell her they're jerking off to her videos! She feels lucky to be able to help people feel happy with her dances.

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)