#pip squeaks

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[y0uxia]

[whymzzz]

Fem Pip with an outfit that made me remember him

OK I SWEAR THAT NOW YES N DEFINITELY MY NEXT POST WILL BE THE PIANO PIPBERT DRAWING OKKK

[pipsqueakparker]

i can’t believe it’s november 1st and we still don’t have mastermind

[reddar88]

never mess with a gamer princesses

[xkwhwhwhah]

i never see ppl draw her but gio doesn't like her so i automatically do

yeah.

[crossnamara]

i personally love how awful hideous creatures sounds on the starship soundtrack

[metapoetix]

little thing playing with sentence structure and rhyme. for funsies. yeats did Something to me i think

[pipcoded]

cool: this character makes me uncomfortable for personal reasons so im going to filter out their name for my own sake

lame: this character makes me uncomfortable and it’s your fault for posting about them so im gonna throw a baby shitfit in their tags about it

[uncannyshark03]

"Bro no way this dude just called ME the pipsqueak 😭🙏"

(just a silly doodle lol)

[loverboy-clyde]

"did you steal it?" "no, i bought it. you know, with the money we stole from the bank." HAGSHSHDH

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[y0uxia]

hey me and my soulmate and his soulmate saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. are you by any chance connected to li lun?

[blackberry-fool]

*holds out microphone* what does being a witch actually entail

i mean. it depends what you mean by this but i'm guessing you mean 'what do witches actually do?' so here goes.

spells:

one thing that nearly all witches do is that we cast spells

these can be as simple as a sprig of lavender left under a pillow

or as complex as a huge sigil drawn over the ground and a bonfire and expensive, rare ingredients

essentially though, spells are you harnessing the energy of things around you to achieve a desired outcome

you don't even need ingredients tho – you can cast spells with just your mind (by channelling energy – i'll explain this later)

divination:

basically telling the future

sort of

a lot of the time it doesn't tell you What Will Happen so much as give you a vague idea of how you will be affected/how you should react – tarot cards and oracle cards do this

you can also use a pendulum for simple yes/no questions or to find something

the most important part of all of this as far as i can tell is energy, though.

energy is this pretty nebulous concept within witchcraft – no one can agree on what it is, how it works, whether it exists or not, etc etc

but what most of us do agree on is that it powers our spells

you can harness energy from a lot of different sources – yourself, the sun, the moon, nature, any living being, that sort of stuff (this part is up to you tbh)

so when you do a spell you are putting this energy into a vessel

for example, i like to charm my jewellery by channelling protective energy into it

anything else – all these 'correspondences' you see – is just additional

to explain – say you want to do a love spell. you could use any old rock for this, and channel your own energy with the love intention into it. but using rose quartz would make it easier for you to direct that energy where you want it to go

(correspondences are like obsidian = protection, lavender = sleep, sun water = vigour, that sort of stuff)

(correspondences aren't objective – there are widely accepted ones like rose quartz for love but you can still ignore those and make up your own lmao)

ok i hope that helped – if you have more questions ask away :)

[pipsqueakparker]

i know the obvious answer for “who has the worst road rage” would be blitz - but i bet moxxie’s road rage is fuckin unparalleled. sure, blitz is riding people’s asses and yelling at them to get the fuck out of his way

but moxxie’s patience drops to nothin the moment someone’s doing smt unsafe. he’ll be fine driving behind the person going Just the speed limit, even if it means he has to slow down more than he’d like - but someone going dangerously under speed? or slowing down too quickly? not using a turn signal, or just breaking the simplest of traffic laws?

he’s livid. he’s honking. he’s hanging out the window flipping them off and threatening their lives. he’s putting blitz’s road rage to shame, which just makes blitz so proud.

moxxie, after shouting a string of swears & threats & flipping off another driver: sorry for the outburst, sir, but their was a turning lane there for a REASON. they should have USED IT, not stopped to bang a uey RIGHT THERE.

blitzø, unable to speak and just staring at moxxie like: 🥹🥹🥹

[reddar88]

um does this count as a shotgun wedding