#pip squeaks

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[y0uxia]

[whymzzz]

Fem Pip with an outfit that made me remember him

OK I SWEAR THAT NOW YES N DEFINITELY MY NEXT POST WILL BE THE PIANO PIPBERT DRAWING OKKK

[pipsqueakparker]

i can’t believe it’s november 1st and we still don’t have mastermind

[xkwhwhwhah]

i never see ppl draw her but gio doesn't like her so i automatically do

yeah.

[reddar88]

never mess with a gamer princesses

[pipcoded]

still alive is objectively the best song in video games because it’s taunting the player for having a laughably short life span. the virgin mortal chell vs the chad immortal glados . just a massive power move it’s so fucking funny as an end credits song right after you beat glados to a pulp. she’s absolutely seething but you know what. she has a point. you ARE gonna die eventually and she IS gonna laugh about it when it happens. and then she namedrops black mesa and every valve fan in 2007 loses their minds bc holy shit this game takes place in the half life universe? WHAT???? anyways this cake is great it’s so delicious and moist portal gamers rise up. still alive is just the most swagful song in videos game history nothing else compares

[mariojins]

Caleb myth spoilers!

[crossnamara]

i personally love how awful hideous creatures sounds on the starship soundtrack

[metapoetix]

little thing playing with sentence structure and rhyme. for funsies. yeats did Something to me i think

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[y0uxia]

hey me and my soulmate and his soulmate saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. are you by any chance connected to li lun?

[uncannyshark03]

"Bro no way this dude just called ME the pipsqueak 😭🙏"

(just a silly doodle lol)

[pipsqueakparker]

i know the obvious answer for “who has the worst road rage” would be blitz - but i bet moxxie’s road rage is fuckin unparalleled. sure, blitz is riding people’s asses and yelling at them to get the fuck out of his way

but moxxie’s patience drops to nothin the moment someone’s doing smt unsafe. he’ll be fine driving behind the person going Just the speed limit, even if it means he has to slow down more than he’d like - but someone going dangerously under speed? or slowing down too quickly? not using a turn signal, or just breaking the simplest of traffic laws?

he’s livid. he’s honking. he’s hanging out the window flipping them off and threatening their lives. he’s putting blitz’s road rage to shame, which just makes blitz so proud.

moxxie, after shouting a string of swears & threats & flipping off another driver: sorry for the outburst, sir, but their was a turning lane there for a REASON. they should have USED IT, not stopped to bang a uey RIGHT THERE.

blitzø, unable to speak and just staring at moxxie like: 🥹🥹🥹

[loverboy-clyde]

"did you steal it?" "no, i bought it. you know, with the money we stole from the bank." HAGSHSHDH

[reddar88]

um does this count as a shotgun wedding