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do you think. after the McElroys brothers had a full meal, rehydrated, got a full night’s sleep, etc, they listened back to the episode and thought “hmm. maybe we should’ve had that snack break like an hour into this group fever dream before it went fully off the rails?”

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I can’t get over how Blitz is holding Stolas. 😭 He’s so protective. It’s instinctual at this point; just refusing to let go of his bird.

Bonus:

I love how Blitz takes the whole brunt of the landing, making sure Stolas doesn’t touch the ground and get hurt. Such a gentleman, a knight protecting his prince. 👏👌🙏

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There really is no limit to his beauty 😭

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WHO UP FEELING LIKE A WINNER TONIGHT BECAUSE I SURE AM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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i tried drawing on my phone and created something truly beautiful

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Do it. Pussy.

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Does anyone else love stolas's facial expressions in sinsmas?🤣✋

I have a lot more but it won’t let me add more pictures😄

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Blitzø I fucking love you so much

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no yeah babe it’s not weird they’re just my friend that i met on my horny porn blog. yeah no we bonded over hardcore fetishes back in the day haha. now we’re buddies we’ve been exchanging pastry recipes for a couple months now. nothing weird.

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My dad has bees. Today, I went to his house and he showed me all the honey he had gotten from the hives. He took the lid off a 5-gallon bucket full of honey and on top of the honey there were 3 little bees, struggling. They were covered in sticky honey and drowning. I asked him if we could help them and he said he was sure they wouldn't survive. Casualties of honey collection I suppose.

I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.

Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.

We put the 3 little bees in the container on a bench and left them to their fate. My dad called me out a little while later to show me what was happening. These three little bees were surrounded by all their sisters (all of the bees are females) and they were cleaning the sticky nearly dead bees, helping them to get all of the honey off of their bodies. We came back a short time later and there was only one little bee left in the container. She was still being tended to by her sisters.

When it was time for me to leave, we checked one last time and all three of the bees had been cleaned off enough to fly away and the container was empty.

Those three little bees lived because they were surrounded by family and friends who would not give up on them, family and friends who refused to let them drown in their own stickiness and resolved to help until the last little bee could be set free.

Bee Sisters. Bee Peers. Bee Teammates.

We could all learn a thing or two from these bees.

Bee kind always.

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Angel Dust, entering Husk's room, brow furrowed in disbelief: I just saw the most beautiful man in the universe out there.

Husk, not looking up from the magazine he's reading: What, you ran into a mirror?

Angel Dust, fluttering his lashes and twirling a strand of his hair: Aw, stop it. *Sobering up in a second* But for real, there's some fancy bird guy in the lobby and I'd leave you for him in a second if he asked.

Husk: Really? I call bullshit. Let me see. *Walks around him and out of the room*

Husk, coming back with the same look of disbelief Angel had before: Okay, good news, you don't need to dump me 'cause I'd be going with you. Jesus fucking Christ.

Angel Dust: Right?!

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mutuals do this!!!!

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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try