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The guy in red with a dao, the spoilt kid, and the cook who never wanted to be involved in the first place.

Mysterious Lotus Casebook · 2023 Towards the Truth · 2025

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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it

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《山河令》 WORD OF HONOR (2021) | Episode 08

“Didn't you say we would meet if we were fated?”

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i wish i lived in Wuxia World so i could cough up blood and pass out and perhaps fully blow up and leave a smoking crater in the ground if my emotions get too strong. but instead i have to stand there real quiet and try not to cry in public. like a chump

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you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

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the ye baiyi effect

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not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

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How to tell if you're in a historical Chinese drama:

(Inspired by this classic!)

Someone offends you unforgivably by calling you by your actual name.

You are preparing for a bloody battle in the rain. Your boots are made of exquisitely embroidered silk duchesse.

Everyone you know is god-tier beautiful. You ignore this.

Significant tea is being poured.

Your soulmate tells you in plain words that they love you. You comically misunderstand what they said, and will keep doing so, because the plot is not over yet.

The only thing more elaborate than the villain's cunning plan is the engineering of your man-bun.

Duels are scored like gymnastics routines. To beat your opponent, try a triple-twisting double tucked salto.

You have been married for thirty years. You have never seen your spouse's wrist.

Sometimes peasants and servants are killed horribly in front of you. It's a normal part of life. The other peasants will presumably take care of the practicalities, such as burial and being upset.

Any injury, including a broken nail, makes you vomit blood.

The year is 400 AD. French tips have been invented.

You're on a moon bridge and you are yearning.

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very very fond of danmeis blatant overuse of the mantis - cicada - oriole allegory which seems to show up in literally every novel ever written <3

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did a little doodle of wei wuxian singing david bowie’s “man who sold the world” and he turned out a little too cute and now i feel bad recycling him. this is just like the greek myth of pygmalion if it wasn’t like that at all

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Thank you. ⸺

大梦归离 · Fangs of Fortune · 2024

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thoughts on polyamory?

thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade

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is your cough self-lubricating or is it not

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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked