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i'm not even a brat i'm just a cunt it's not my fault you get turned on by it

[y0uxia]

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

[y0uxia]

empty chairs, empty tables

[y0uxia]

tgcf is so funny. hua cheng is like NOTHING bad is allowed to happen to gege, and the gege in question is like oh this? yeah a flock of rabid raccoons ate my only pair of oven mitts 50 years ago so these days i just pull my pizza pans out of the oven with my bare hands. it’s so much easier tbh and the burns only take a few weeks to go away :) and the sole coping mechanism hua cheng has for this is repeatedly stabbing the pizza pan when xie lian’s back is turned

[y0uxia]

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

[y0uxia]

what will you do?

(jin guangyao version)

[image is a stylized drawing of wei wuxian crawling across a flood of red, bleeding from the mouth, his eyes hidden under his disheveled hair. countless colourless, disembodied hands read out to snatch at his hair and clothes as if meaning to drag him back. near the bottom are written two phrases in bitmap text, formatted like a video game selection field: “be good” and “survive”. the second phrase is in bold, as though to indicate that it’s the current selection.]

[y0uxia]

all choices lead to game over.

(wei wuxian version)

[image is a stylized drawing of jin guangyao standing against a yellow backdrop. countless colourless, disembodied hands, all richly dressed in brocaded fabric and gold jewellery, reach from the bottom of the image to snatch at his hair and clothes as if meaning to drag him down; one is covering his mouth, another knocking his hat from his head. with his face in profile, only one of his eyes is visible; he looks tired, almost resigned. at the top are written two phrases in bitmap text, formatted like a video game selection field: “be good” and “survive”. the second phrase is in bold, as though to indicate that it’s the current selection.]

[y0uxia]

Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 End Credit Shenanigans

[y0uxia]

I heard that to entertain Qiao Wanmian, he tied a long red ribbon around the hilt of that sword and played the 36 Drunken Moves on the roof of the House of Delights in Yangzhou. ⸺

[y0uxia]

Jiuxiao's horrible terrible no good introduction to the capital

Real "four page" comic enjoy more inside VVV

Jby: so nice to be back home and see my annoying ass baby ass chubby cheeked neighbor who is now taller than me

Wuxi was like "we're holding hands now" and jby did not protest... Give an inch situation....

Jiuxiao: zishu I don't feel good :(

Zzs: well maybe you shouldn't've peeved off the one person in the capital whose special interest is poison get bell soon *wep *wet

solution: don't get within biting range of the thing

[y0uxia]

[y0uxia]

When everyone admired my power and wanted to flatter me, you’re the only one who scolded me. But right now, when everyone wants me to die and hates me, you’re the only one standing by me.

[y0uxia]

kiss emoji kiss emoji

[y0uxia]

sorry i became obsessed with saving you. it’s just that i began to see you as a proxy for myself and thought that maybe if I could fix you i could learn how to get by

[y0uxia]

anywhere can be the trenches with the right mindset

[y0uxia]

Two immortals are slowly coming to terms with the fact that what they each thought would be a short 50-60 year marriage to a mortal is turning out to be a much longer commitment.

[y0uxia]

The Fox