y0uxia

[y0uxia]

Fang DuoBing and Di FeiSheng fighting over who gets to sleep with Li LuanHua in the guest room

[y0uxia]

MDZS Japan Musical Stage | Official Performance Snippet

[y0uxia]

jidat lawrence

[y0uxia]

unwell about the twin prides of Yunmeng in the big 25

[y0uxia]

The empty space where you used to be; the part of you that's a part of me

[y0uxia]

it's missing wenzhou hours friends

happy lunar new year!! 🧧🧨🐉

[y0uxia]

Reread Faraway Wanderers and i'm back to being obsessed~

[y0uxia]

His little girl in purple

[y0uxia]

«ah yeah, it’s him. he is the one”

[y0uxia]

word of honor is a comfort show specifically for scenes like when Cheng Ling the accidently adopted child of two mass murderers gets kidnapped by Soft Butch Assassin and her girlfriend High Femme Assassin for a piece of the glazed donut when Zhou Zi Shu shows up like "UNHAND MY CHILD!!" And CL is all "omg I'm your son 🥺🥺" and ZZS is like "I suddenly can't read I don't know mariah carey.gif" meanwhile our lesbian assassins are like "god people have no respect for torture time anymore" and they all have a swirly twirly fight b/c everyone is dressed to the NINES b/c if you're gonna be a murderer in a wuxia show you are also gonna look PEAK FABULOUS thank you very fucking much and then ZZS is like "oh no my nipple nails of cancer are acting up" and whenever his nipples are aching who shows up but Wen Ke Xing busting through the door like the koolaid man with the energy of a queen lip syncing for her life on Rupaul all "HOW DARE YOU HARM MY HUSBAND AND OUR CHILD" and ZZS is like "he's not our child!!" and another swirly twirly fight happens and the lesbians dip so our marital arts family chases them outside only to be confronted by ZOMBIES or crackheads whichever and WKX is like "husband, take our child and run" and ZZS is obviously not gonna do that cause like both a feral cat & a millennial he's always Down to Fight and also lacks general self-preservation so WKX is like "dying alongside you is also a beautiful way to die" meanwhile CL in the back wondering if they could all just not die like he didn't stick a piece of the glazed donut in his stomach and hang out with his boring, beige, busted uncles for 2 weeks just get eaten train to busan style the fuck

and then Scorpion King (not the rock) floats down from the sky in slow mo like a Jrock act floating down onto the stage playing his little guitar like "HELLOOOOOOOO ANCIENT CHINA!! HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT?" and ZZS is like "not a fucking band kid" so he throws smoke bombs naruto style and they all dip

and in the end of all~~~ of this CL is like "so I'm your son right?" and ZZS is like, "fuck it, fine" and signs the adoption papers while wwx is like planning an autumn wedding

[y0uxia]

My favorite thing about making my way through a cdrama is the gradually increasing amount of emotional injury I take from the clips in the intro

[y0uxia]

Yuan Zhong trying to recruit his weapon spirit dude (still not clear what exactly they are) to go on adventures with him and the man is like, "I have a union job already, thank you very much"

And you don't even get a pension!

This man just destroyed the premise of every wandering adventurer story

[y0uxia]

仙乐

[y0uxia]

Truly nothing is funnier than Xie Lian just losing his goody two shoes facade when Qi Rong is involved like when everyone else is an asshole or doing evil things Xie Lian just smiles patiently and thinks it’s none of his business but the second Qi Rong is around he is being force fed Xie Lians food and made fun of for being a wrath and getting served straight hands the second he says anything about Hua Cheng like truly some things are just for the family.

[y0uxia]

Dune, by Frank Herbert

[y0uxia]

it do be like that sometimes, xiaobao.

[y0uxia]

wen kexing ✧ word of honor ✧ episode 18