#early sleeping

[familythings]

How to Plan a Perfect Relaxation Day for Yourself

You remember how I told you how much I love messing around with my awesome digital assistant? Well, yesterday I opened it up and the screen just popped up with a question: Do you want me to plan a relaxation day for you? Certainly my answer was: Yes, why not-:) And, he started to ask me some personal questions which I was supposed to answer without giving any sensitive personal information 🙄.…

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[shotmrmiller]

single dad simon not knowing how to be a dad. not his thing. doesn't get it. hand him a gun and he can take it apart and put it back together in his sleep. but a diaper? formula? baby food??? knows next to nothing.

so you see him, miserable old man with sunken dark eyes, hunched shoulders and a screaming baby at his doorstep with groceries in his hand and decide to help. (besides, you're also suffering with a lack of proper sleep)

he's not a good dad but he's a protective one. he's at your throat in an instant, baby in arm almost behind his back, ready to sink his teeth into your jugular. you squeak out that you're a part time babysitter. you can help. you've got the most experience with babies her age.

you keep your eyes on him, tired eyes now sharp as flint. it's scary how quickly he'd moved. footsteps barely a whisper. his breath chills your skin.

threatens you with your life if so much as a hair on her head is hurt. he must be really tired if he's willing to accept help being this defensive.

you take the chunky babe and bounce her as he opens the door to his flat. you don't dislike kids but you're not their biggest fan either. babysitting is just a means to an end. easy money that goes toward your tuition.

simon, you come to learn, doesn't care. he thinks you're the missing parent. he doesn't ask you if you can help watch over the child. simply knocks on your door and hands her to you with the diaper bag. mutters that he'll be back and with food.

he helps himself to your couch when you tell him that the baby is asleep. takes off his shoes and is snoring in seconds. simon also doesn't help the rumors going around the building. "a terrible parent, you are. how could you abandon your baby and husband? he's been struggling for months!"

simon leaves you sputtering when he tells them to stop talking about his missus like that or he'll kill them in their sleep. burp the baby, pet, or she'll keep us up all night.

at least he pays well :/

(if you go out for a friends night, which he will drop you off so stop talking about uber, he's telling you to go say goodbye to our baby who happens to be asleep in her crib and if you're wearing a short little number he's gonna watch you bend over to kiss her fat little cheek before he takes you to the bathroom to eat it from the back and is sending you to his car with trembling legs and a slap to your arse. don't look so tasty next time idk)

[ladysatoru]

being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Story sketches for an early version of Sleeping Beauty written in 1951 and rejected by Walt Disney for being too similar to his previous princess films. The story team had to start all over again, although several story ideas introduced in this version remained in the final film released in 1959.

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

[evil-swedenish]

Late night at the lab

[ms-demeanor]

Sleep thing part two: What time is it a *disaster* for you to get to bed? You may be able to get through the day but it's going to hurt. Like. This isn't a "I'm so sleep deprived that I need to call off of work because it's not safe for me to do my job" thing, it's a "I am going to feel like shit all day and I'm going to crash hard when I'll get home but I'll be able to hang" thing.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

summer of junior year 06/11

[virgilisspidey]

I cannot get this out of my head. I just got caught up with @kyri45's shadowpeach bio parents au and the ithica saga just came out three days ago and i had to

This is my first time ever doing an edit. I just can't get it out of my head i hope ya'll like it!!

little detail, wukong calling out to macaque part is his perspective as his kaiju form is stabilizing, it's what he's seeing anyways enjoy

[los3rmonologuee]

my dream is to collect these and decorate my bedroom with them

[sweeneydino]

Dummy dum pt 3.

Surprisingly, i have 0 qualms with Splinter’s design. It might be because he actually looks like a giant mutated rat and not a dudes face on a rat body… i think i scared myself.

Also, i may have lost track of a teeny bit of plot while making these, so please excuse any inconsistencies-

[egophiliac]

Your first initial impressions of any Twst character vs your current feelings about them?

honestly, my perception of pretty much every character went through some metamorphosis of "this guy looks like a jerk" to "oh, he's a stupid jerk? now hold on." it's all about that balancing act between a dark brooding asshole and a dark brooding asshole who is also totally ridiculous, and it really does make ALL the difference.

perhaps most ironically, I've mentioned before that I was absolutely not into the Diasomnias at first, because the impression the website gave pre-release was somehow even less favorable than for everyone else and I was mad at Lilia for getting my hopes up for a token girl). and then we got their stories and, well, I kind of just haven't stopped thinking about them since. 🤷

also, I went in thinking that Crowley was going to be. y'know. competent at his job. a helpful guide. a mysterious yet caring mentor figure, a fitting leader for this band of delicate young magic waifs with their fancy little magic outfits and their perfect, perfect hair. I've never been so glad to be wrong.

[engravedlives]

misc band graphics stamps

[sad-leon]

"i dont hate you"

how long could they argue without thinking they're hated by each other. how long until they can't take it anymore

[manny-jacinto]