#dumb gay bugs

[silly-billy-skilly]

Gayass bug

Yall think shrignold has some internalized homophobia plot twist I think he might

[hypertechnica]

star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,

[snakeyp00]

*trips and falls over* oh noooooo *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headca

[firedragon1321]

Palutena porn popped up in Pit's tag. But that is not important. What is important is the half-blurry Pit in the corner wearing a grey scarf (like his normal one but grey), a Smash Bros t-shirt, and his armbands. He looked really cute and it was a damn shame I couldn't see him more clearly.

[troublesomecousin]

Kevin has a tattoo of a green carnation and some lavender on his chest. It sits about the same place as if placed in a lapel.

[the-distortion-prince]

Alright. Obligatory pinned post.

Hi, Im Cyrus. im a fictive, sourced from a Pokemon AU, and this is my personal blog that i share with my cannonmates, slash family, from the same AU Source. it is primarily my blog, but the others are definitely gonna use it too. below are individual intros for each of us: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ As i already mentioned, im Cyrus. im 31, i use He/They, Rae/Raven pronouns, and im a Fictive and co-host in a system. im very disconnected from "cannon" ideas of who Cyrus is, so dont come on this blog expecting much of all that. if need arises, I use the [🌃] emoji to differentiate myself.

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Greetings. Im Maxie, former boss of team magma, and currently, a multisourced fictive with my additional source being from the League of Legends animated show, Arcane. i am very attached to both sources, and will most likely post about them both in equal amounts. i am connected both to my cannon identities, and also my pokemon AU source. i will use a [🌋] emoji to distinguish myself when commenting on posts. I use He/Him pronouns.

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YO!!! its YA BOI, GUZMA!!! comin atcha from someone elses fuckin brain, to someone elses fuckin blog, and i aint leavin. same shit as these two, same source, usin the blog to post, using [🪲] to distinguish myself. as for personal shit, uh. he/him pronouns, real fuckin fond of my knuckleheads in team skull, might post about bugs so content warnins for that, but yeah thats all i gotta say honestly

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a tag directory is below the Read More.

Tag directory.

split into four sections, one for each of us who use the blog, with a handful of general tags. General Tags:

➬ #evil shitheads < general posts. about the evil team leaders.

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Cyrus Tags:

➬ #gender hoard. < for my genders.

➬#saying shit recreationally. as a sport < ramblings.

➬ #brothers across time. < posting about my brothers.

➬ #my dumb gay dads. < posting about my dads.

➬ #cicis tag. < posting about Cynthia, my sister.

➬ #short queen. < posting about my girlfriend.

➬ #this isnt yaoi. < posting about my. yeah.

➬ #the kiddos. < posting about my kids. i have. a fucking few.

➬ #bird bird bird bird. < murkrow. and honchkrow.

➬ #little guys. big guys. just guys. < posting about my other favourite pokemon.

➬ #tina that whore. < about Giratina.

➬ #kinnie shit. < for my. kins or whatever.

➬ #yep. that sure is me. < guess who this tags for. (Light Hearted).

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Maxies Tags:

⇴ #Magma Tag - a general tag related to me.

⇴ #The Eye of Zaun - posts connected to my Silco identity specifically.

⇴#My Darling - posts about Camerupts.

⇴#Cadavers and Cardgames - a tag for content about my partners.

⇴#Bitterly Yours - posts about my rivalry with Archie.

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Guzmas Tags:

◗#skull tag > General shit!!!

◗#cool fuckin bugs > cool fuckin bugs, duh

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[polyporethewicked]

I bet 70% of the people who see this would say “girlie that’s so me” to a fucking beetle

this is a call out

ERASER@YepWn

[pepsi-gods]

Best part about liking a ship nobody knows or makes content about is the fact that I can imagine my head canons are actually canon and lie to my friends.

[onlinelvrs]

there’s this boy i met online on one of the servers i used to have on discord (emoji server) and it’s derange how some kid born and raised in the philippines can be so attracted to nazi germany. loves everything about nazis and military stuff. now he says he’s not into nazis bc he realizes it was dumb but i just tell him. sure u don’t. now that my emoji server is dead i added him to a blank server just so i can randomly see him say deranged stuff.

[harmenboyfriend]

degrading pet names for your trans/cis/etc -harmed sub:

adjectives/etc: abnormal, airhead, aggravating, aloof, annoying, appalling, arrogant, awful, bad, barbaric, boring, brainless, bratty, clingy, clutz, coward(ice/ly), crybaby, devil(ish), dirty, disappointment, dork, dweeb, easy, embarrassing, emotional, filthy, foolish, fraidy-cat, geek, goody-two-shoes, gullible, lame, laughable, lazy, little, loathsome, loser, messy, needy, nerdy, nosy, overemotional, parasitic, pathetic, pipsqueak, pitiful, quirkless, reject, scaredy-cat, sickening, silly, small, squirt, stuck-up, tiny, twerp, useless, wasteful, weak(ling), wimp, wretched

animal: animal, ant, beast, bedbug, beetle, being, beta, birdbrain, brute, bug, bugbrain, carnivore, centipede, chicken, cockroach, coldblooded, creature, critter, dog, feral, flea, fly, herbivore, infestation, in heat, insect, invertebrate, lamb for the slaughter, lapdog, leech, lice, livestock, maggot, monster, mosquito, mouse, mutt, omega, omnivore, organism, parasite, pest(ilence), pet, plague, prey, puppy brain, pussy, pussycat, rat, rodent, runt, savage, sloth, snake, specimen, subhuman, swine, tamed, termite, untamed, vermin, vertebrate, wasp, wild, wildlife, wild thing, worm

bigoted (or bigoted undertones): addict, anal assassin, aspie, ass bandit, bent, brain, broke/brokie, brain damaged, brownie king/piper, cancerous, challenged, crazy, cretin, cripple(d), cuntboy, daft, deaf, defective, deformed, degenerate, delusional/deluded, demented, deranged, derp, dickgirl/girldick, different, dim, dim-witted, dumb, dummy, fairy, femboy, freak, fruit(y), fudge packer, gay, gimp(y), homo, hon, idiot, insane, malignant, NEET, neurotic, pansy, pussyboy, queer, [slurs], shemale, shit for brains, sissy, slow, soy boy, special, stupid, trap, troon, unintelligent, wagie

bodyshaming: big, (as flat as a) board, chubby, cocklet, cow, fat(ty), fatass, flat-chested, heavy, huge, microdick, overweight, pencil dick, pig(gy), plus-size(d), shrimp dick, udders

feminine and/or emasculating: barbie, becky, bimbo, bitch(y), blonde, blondie, boy, cat(ty), cougar, cunt, ditz(y), diva, female, femcel, femoid, foid, girl(y), gold digger, hag, homewrecker, hormonal, hysterical, karen, ladylike, loose, manlet, moody, panty wearing slut, pick me, pimped out hole, prima donna, prude, ran-through, skank, slut, stacy, tease, tramp, trollop, twat, whore, woman, womaniser

humiliation: boot kisser, boot licker, boot shiner, boot whore, boxer sniffer, foot slave, foot whore, painslut, panty sniffer, pee breath, pee drinker, pissy pants, shitstain, shoe kisser, shoe licker, shoe shiner, spit cup, toe sucker, toilet paper, toilet replacement, underwear/undie sniffer, urine whore

objectifying: amusement, bin, chair, entertainment, footrest, garbage can, garbage disposal, footstool, it/its, item, object, plaything, possession, property, puppet, seat, stool, that, thing, toilet, toy, urinal, wallet, waste bin, waste disposal

power dynamic: apprentice, baby, bottom, butler, captive, captor's, child, clown, co-worker, daddy's, dead _ walking, employee, father's, guard, house husband/spouse/wife, inferior, jester, kid(do), kidnapper/kidnapped, kiss-ass, knight, lowlife, maid, malewife, mama's, master's, mine/my, mistress's, mommy's, mortal, mother's, papa's, paypig, peasant, servant, service, slave, stalker/stalked, stay at home husband/spouse/wife, student, subject, sub(missive), teen(ager), victim, waiter, worker, worshipper

explicit;

genitalia: ass, assface, asshole, ass kisser, asswipe, buttplug, butt slut, chode, clit slave, clitwarmer, cockhole, cock slave, cocksleeve, cocksocket, cock thirsty, cockwarmer, dick, dickhead, dildo, guttercunt, limpdick, pocketpussy, pussy slave, pussy washer

intercourse: bag of holes, blow-up doll, breeding hole, cock sucker, cuck(old), cuckqueen, cum bucket, cum drinker, cum dump(strer), cum guzzler, cum jar, cumrag, fuckbunny, fuckdoll, fuckhole, fuckmeat, fucktoy, hole(s), jailbait, jizz jar, rapebait, rapedoll, rapemeat, ropebunny, sack of holes, sex doll, snuffbait, snuff doll, snuff hole, snuff meat, snuff toy, snuff whore, tongue fucker, vanilla, virgin

feel free to add your own favourites!

[cloversplace]

Fluffy Purly hcs bc I love them and I’m also gay asf

They’re cuddle bugs, argue with the wall

curly will 100% do dumb shit js to try and impress Pony

when he climbed the telephone poll to try and impress him

it never works, pony’s js standing there like “k curly that’s nice, can u get down now 😐”

Curly only ever cries in front of pony, he’s the only one he feels comfortable doing so with

curly goes to every single track meet/practice of ponys

they talk mad 💩 together, drama queens frfr

Pony’s over at the Shepards more than his own house sometimes, Tim js expects pony to be there when Curly gets home from school or in the mornings when Tim wakes up

Pony and Angela r also besties

they yap like girls

Angel teases curly abt pony so freaking much

Curlys down BAD (but so is pony)

Curly fell first, pony fell harder (wrong, they both fell at the same time and were hopelessly in love with each other and too scared to admit it)

Pony writes Curly cutesy letters in the most aggressive cursive you’ve ever seen

they’re so “idiots to lovers” coded

I love these two so much

@natur3sf1rstgr33n @magefelixir @staygoldspiiderrah @marciavalance @sonnysimagination@polishravagingasexual @dairyfairyy @curtis-brothers-hug @penguinstuff @colequette@therealtwobit67 @far-away-from-tulsa @strxwberry-julius @fawning4leif @im14andivebeen14foramonth @chipperdipperr @stayruby @averagefandomist @johnnycademyschmookie @maxiebearz @totoroboiii @cherryonbread @booksandchaos-world @atlas-coolbean @heartsforjohnnycake @too-tired-to-be-here

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Something that really bugs me about the misuse of that lesbian dv statistic is that whenever anyone brings it up it’s not out of care for lesbians. Not about wanting to help or be there or offer resources.

It’s only ever used as an excuse to be homophobic, dunk on lesbians and somehow paint us as stupid for “choosing” to be gay and like “haha this why men are great and you are dumb dykes”

I hate it so goddamn much

[twopoppies]

This is a response to your question from my ask. Honestly the fact that he doesn't have anything for Freddie no I don't believe he is his son I wanted to get your thoughts on it though. I think anyone with tattoos would get something for their child and he hasn't. Which brings up another thing that bugs me about people that don't they Harry and or Louis are gay. Louis was supposedly with Eleanor from 2011-2015 breaks up and starts partying and gets a girl pregnant out of nowhere with in 2 months then gets back with Eleanor from 2017-2023 and yet they have no kids together but you have one from your so called bad boy time. Now I know people have ways to not get pregnant I just find it weird he went so long with someone who is supposed to be his true love and hasn't had a kid planned or unplanned. Which this also goes for Harry who in a concert made the comment they are all trying to have kids, well then why haven't you. So back to Louis and Eleanor no kid or wedding but instead you get an E tattoo. Which lets be real that tattoo is not for her if it was he would have put it on the same finger she did hers and I don't care if people say that's where he has the 2 he could have put it on the other side of the finger in stead he puts it in the same place where Harry has his cross that some fans think are actually a L & T. Now on to Harry this quote right here should tell every right away that he is not straight other than the way he acts and dresses. Harry has said "I've been really open with it with my friends, but that's my personal experience; it's mine". who straight has ever had to have a conversation and explain to friends what their sexuality is. My thoughts I honestly don't see them coming out for a long time if they even do. Both Harry and Louis has fans that did not from from 1D days and those fans are usually the ones that want to say he/they aren't gay. While the world is not as bad as it was there are still people that do not agree with people being gay and I sadly think people would turn against them.

I think he doesn't have a tattoo for Freddie because he's not his kid, and he's already done enough to make people in this fandom believe he is (not to mention this new crop of fans who think he's actually straight). There's no need for a tattoo.

Everything about his relationship with Eleanor – especially the second time around – was weird and fake (IMO). If they'd dated for that long and she was "the one" (as he said multiple times in interviews about Walls), he'd likely have proposed or had a baby with her already. Not only did he do neither, but she also never met his supposed son. Nor did she go to almost any of his concerts. Everything about those years was awkward. On top of this, if my boyfriend was covered in tattoos and fans believed the largest of them were ones that he got along with his "bro pal" who everyone thinks he's actually in a relationship with, and my boyfriend then got that chicken scratch "E" tattoo for me, I'd be pissed. Wherever he put it.

Harry has made it clear that he's not straight 834768239 times, but most people won't buy it until he actually says the words, "I am gay." I've discussed this a million times. If they buy it, they'll accept that he's bi, so they can continue with their fantasies that he sleeps with women (and lots of them). If they accept he's gay, he's absolutely not with Louis. Whatever. People are dumb.

And I've discussed my thoughts on them coming out a million times, as well. I don't see them making a big statement about their relationship or sexuality for a long time. I think it's less about people turning against them and more about wanting privacy. Time will tell.

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“Maybe…” Buck scrambles for words. “Maybe I could go home sick?”

“Sick?” Bobby asks.

Buck nods. 

“Mhm. Yeah. Sick. I think I have…” Buck’s brain completely fails to supply a plausible illness. “Tetanus?”

“Tetanus?” Bobby parrots.

“Crap, no. That’s stupid,” Buck admits. “Stomach bug?”

“Buck,” Bobby says. “You’re panicking.”

“Am I?” Buck asks. 

“Yes,” Bobby replies. “And listen, I get why. That wasn’t ideal.”

“No kidding,” Buck grumbles. 

“But it’s okay,” Bobby says gently. “It’s all going to be okay. Well, once it’s done being awkward.”

Buck furrows his brows. He takes a long, deliberative sip of his milkshake. Strawberry flavored. 

“How the hell is it going to be okay?” Buck asks him once he’s done thinking. “This is, like… This is a disaster, Bobby.”

“I don’t think it is,” Bobby replies.

“I wish I had tetanus,” Buck groans.

“Buck, I know you’re not upset that Eddie is gay,” Bobby says. 

“Obviously not,” Buck agrees. “Wait. Did you know?”

“No,” Bobby assures him. “I didn’t know.”

“You’re so calm,” Buck says. 

“Well, Buck, I can’t say I have much personal stake in Eddie’s sexuality,” Bobby says. “Unlike you, evidently.”

“What? Me? Stake? There’s no stake. What stake? What are we? Investment brokers?”

Bobby sighs. “You’re going to make me walk you the whole way?”

“Walk me where?” 

“Come on, kid,” Bobby pleads. “Don’t play dumb with me.”

Buck takes another long sip of milkshake. 

“Okay,” Bobby capitulates. “We’re doing this the hard way then.”

“The hard way?” Buck echoes. 

“I’m not speaking to you as your captain right now. Is that clear?” Bobby says sternly.

“You’re not?” Buck asks.

“No,” Bobby shakes his head. “Right now, you’re not my employee. I’m not your boss. I’m just someone who cares about your happiness and Eddie’s happiness.”

“My happiness and Eddie’s happiness,” Buck repeats dumbly.

“Exactly,” Bobby nods. 

“Okay.”

“So, assuming we heard everything over the radio correctly,” Bobby says. “Eddie is gay.”

“Eddie is gay,” Buck repeats. 

“You didn’t know that,” Bobby assumes.

“I didn’t know that,” Buck confirms.

“But he seems to have told Hen and Chimney,” Bobby says.

“And the garden shears guy,” Buck points out. “Don’t forget him.”

“I don’t think he’s too important, Buck,” Bobby says softly.

“More important than you and I,” Buck grumbles.

“I think that’s the opposite of the truth and you know it,” Bobby replies. 

Buck considers this. Considers his own experience. Eddie knowing had seemed scarier than other people knowing. He didn’t care about the way everyone else found out. Eddie, though… Well, that mattered. 

“Yeah, okay,” Buck concedes. “You’re right.” 

“I know,” Bobby nods. 

Okay, well… No need to gloat. 

“The reason it seems he didn’t tell you is because he has feelings for you,” Bobby continues.

Well, see, no. This is where they disagree. 

“No,” Buck shakes his head. 

“No?” Bobby questions.

“No,” Buck confirms. 

“He said there was something he couldn’t tell you because you didn’t know he’s gay, and you’re dating Tommy,” Bobby says. 

“We don’t know that that was about me,” Buck raises a finger. Like he’s a very stupid scientist with a very stupid hypothesis. “He never said my name.”

“Buck-”

“And Tommy is a very common name,” Buck keeps going. “Abby’s ex before me was named Tommy. Super popular name, Thomas. Wait… You don’t think Abby dated my Tommy, do you? No. Wait. The point is, anyone could have that name.”’

Bobby rubs his temples. “Buck, for the love of god…”

[squishy-lombax]

I got bit by the Scooby-Doo bug and really wanted to make my own AU, which I'm calling "Groovy Scooby." I grew up watching Scooby-Doo and it's always been a big part of my life. Seeing other people make their own redesigns and AUs really got my gears turning. This took forever to make and I still need to work on the dogs and the Mystery Machine. I decided to go ahead and post the human characters at least, though.

Here's some fun facts from my AU:

Shaggy * Hates his hair cut due to a past traumatic experience. At this point, only Daphne is allowed to help tame his mop of hair. * Was diagnosed with diabetes as a child. He manages it well with a pump and service dog. *Into recreational drugs like marijuana to help ease his issues with anxiety. Overall a big advocate for mental health and hidden disabilities. *Believes gender is more of a construct and doesn't think clothing should be gatekept. Isn't shy to wear women's clothes. * Doesn't have a good relationship with his parents due to them sending him to boot-camp in order to "fix" him his gay tendencies years ago. * Knows how to operate most guns and even own ones the rest of the gang doesn't know about. However, he hopes never to use it because he's ironically anti-gun.

Daphne * Bimbo with a brain. Enjoys acting dumb for the attention but is very aware she looks good and knows how to use it to her advantage. * Makes money with her side-hustle of vlogging their van-life and making videos about true-crime. * Enjoys childish things like plushies and games, being a firm believer in the "cringe culture is dead" mentality. One of her favorite things to do is bring up Just Dance on Youtube and force the rest of the gang to dance with her. * Has been taking jiu jitsu since she was little but tends to forget it if panicked. Overall, very much enjoys fitness including jogging, yoga, and yeti tumbler collecting. * Generally goes with the flow, letting the gang make most decisions related to plans and activities. However, if she really wants something, she always gets her way. * Loves horror/thriller/slasher media, with her favorite being the classic Scream. Poor Shaggy cannot be in the same room when she's watching horror movies.

Velma * Loves to paint and draw. Overall a big arts and crafts hoe. * Refuses to shave. Will never apologize to insecure men. * The only one in the gang who graduated collage, which is in social sciences and history. Everyone else is a drop-out. * She is farsighted but usually wears her glasses all the time because she genuinely thinks she looks cute in them (she is correct) * Grew up as a token "tomboy" and now that she is an adult, she's really embarrassed by her inability to wear heels or apply makeup. However, Daphne is more then willing to help her out without making her feel dumb about it. * A terrible liar but great at asking inappropriate questions. Generally socially awkward.

Fred * Grew up in a conservative Christian household but after befriending the gang and having his world-view expanded, he no longer identifies with the religion. * Only one in the gang who genuinely loves sports. The gang tries to share his interests by going to games with him, but they don't share his enthusiasm. * His autistic superpower is knowing how to repair basically anything that's broken. However, cars is his specialty. * He's the token straight-ally character in a LGBTQ piece of media, but goddamn he's on thin-ice. * The most emotionally sensitive in the gang and not afraid to cry in public. However, the things he cries about could be something as simple as a very adorable cat photo he saw online. * He's emotionally very dependent on the gang and reverts into an NPC if separated from them. He feels very thankful he doesn't have to mask around his friends.

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Rewrite: The Romance Subplot for the Planned Seasons

One of my goals for my rewrite is to make the romance subplot of the series less drawn-out, more cathartic, feature more of the side ships of Lukanette, Adrigami, and even Marichat, and also get more gay. So without further ado, here's the romance subplot for the first five seasons:

Season 1 (Equivalent to seasons 1 and 2, twice the length of a normal season): Basic lovesquare antics. Marinette loves Adrien, but not Chat Noir. Adrien loves Ladybug, but not Marinette. They're also both fucked-up. Marinette knows Adrien's schedule and far too many personal details about him. Adrien as Chat acts entitled to Ladybug's love and even causes an akuma with his entitlement. He does get raked over the coals for that and after Glaciator/the Ice Cream akuma becomes far more respectful towards Ladybug, but still harbors love for her. He starts to move on from her after Frozer/the Ice Skating akuma, however.

Season 2 (Equivalent to season 3): The love square reversal happens a few episodes in. Yes, really. Adrien gets over Ladybug in favor of Marinette, while Marinette tries to put her feelings of Adrien aside to prove to her class that she isn't just jealous of Lila and targets Chat Noir instead. She does act salty at Kagami for a few episodes, however. During the kwamiswap Lady Noire is utterly down bad for Mister Bug as they fight All Eyes on Mecha. Desperada's arc of Ladybug picking Adrien in favor of Luka is replaced with picking Chat in favor of Luka. The season 5 episode where Marinette and Chat Noir go on a date and gets the ice cream man akumatized occurs here. Alya has doubts about Marinette's crush. She's right, and eventually Marinette realizes that and goes back to Adrien. Since the two are in love with eachother, things work out quickly and easily and they get together and kiss by the season finale.

Season 3 (Equivalent to seasons 3 and 4): On the first episode of Season 3 Adrienette has a horrific messy breakup after Adrien discovers the Schedule and similar things. I was thinking of putting it four episodes in, but I decided 1. it would be better if it was the beginning of the season and 2. I want Adrienette fans to feel the same despair I felt as a Lukanette and Adrigami fan at the start of season 4. The rest of the season focuses on the aftermath of this nightmare breakup. Ladybug and Chat Noir comfort and give advice to each other about the breakup and coalesce into a queerplatonic couple. They still don't figure out their identities because they're dumb teens. Marinette and Adrien start dating Luka and Kagami respectively halfway through the season and their relationships get plenty of time to shine. Marinette genuinely falls in love with Luka. Same with Adrien and Kagami. The love square is dead. Good riddance. Thankfully, Marinette does apologize to Adrien, and they make up and become just friends.

Season 4 (Equivalent to season 4): Here's some context: in the Season 3 finale, Hawkmoth was finally defeated but not Coeur, the woman behind Hawkmoth. What's worse is 1. Master Fu had to abdicate guardianship to Ladybug and 2. Coeur managed to discover multiple hero identities. So now Ladybug is working overtime creating guardian potions and doing nightly patrols to check up on everyone who got exposed. She's getting stressed, she's burning herself out, and so her parents start helping her with her guardian duties (they've known since season 1,) giving Ladybug a support group that she's not telling Chat Noir about. And kittycat's getting suspicious. He knows Ladybug's not telling him information and in general he feels like he's on the level of the side heroes rather than one of the main two, causing relationship troubles in their queerplatonic couple. Chat Noir starts training to compensate for this, to the point where he awakening his fullest Miraculous powers (infinite cataclysms!). All of this hard work for both of them causes strain in their civilian relationships, and they unfortunately have to break up because of it and because they can't tell Luka/Kagami their secret identities. And then Luka accidentally finds out both heroes' identities while Kagami manages to figure them out on her own. As for the stuff between Ladybug and Chat Noir, it gets resolved by Cat Walker, although here Ladybug is more unnerved by Cat Walker, and she apologizes to Chat Noir and lets him as much in the loop as she can without compromising her identity.

Season 5 (Equivalent to season 5 except not really): Ladybug and Chat Noir are back as a queerplatonic couple, baby! The two of them against the world! And also the other heroes! The fun parts come from their civilian relationships. Luka and Kagami, now that they know our heroes' identities, start dating them again, but the other way around. Lukadrien and Marigami. These relationships are arguably better than the other ones, too. Luka and Adrien share so much in common that they really get eachother, while Marinette is more comfortable with her sexuality and has a girlfriend that pushes her to be more, and Kagami has a loving relationship with little-to-no secrets! Rose is ecstatic. Tomoe is pissed because no Adrigami. Also, at the end of the season, after Coeur fucking dies and Felix, her last minion, is arrested for being a butt, we finally get an identity reveal between Ladybug and Chat Noir! And if this ends up as the series finale, Lukadrien and Marigami converge into the polycule of the gods, Lukadrigaminette!