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James: Uuuuh I don’t know what I think about this…
Remus: Yeahhh…
Sirius: I- I can’t look away.
Lily: Prongs, honey, pinch me.
James: It’s real honey.
Tonks: Is that Harry making out with Draco?!
Sirius: Shut up manstealer.
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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you
Everyone: …
Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry
Harry: Wait, what did I say?
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harry: I love you
harry: I said I love you
draco: you fucking better
harry: bitch
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Harry "If the world was ending I would love you until it stopped" Potter.
Draco "It doesn't have to get that far, I've loved you for as long as I can remember" Malfoy.
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- Draco and Harry use code -
Harry: Fuck you Malfoy
Draco: No Fuck you
Harry: FUCK YOU
Draco: NO YOU
Harry: I SWEAR MALFOY.... fuck you
Draco: ...fine
Ron: Bloody hell what just happened
Pansy: It’s there stupid code, there arguing who’s gonna top
Ron: These are the days I wish I was never born
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now kiss
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AU where a child shows up in the marauders era with the trademark Potter hair and silver grey eyes. James and Regulus, who are dating at the time, view this as confirmation that their love isn’t doomed, that they still have a chance to be together after the war, and decide to stop hiding their relationship. But the minute they stop, the child starts slipping in and out of time and that’s when they realise - the child’s not theirs. It’s harry potters and draco malfoy’s and that they were never meant to last
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Scorpius: Father, I want to tell you smth Draco: What is it......? Scorpius: I'm gay Draco: OH! And here I was scared that you've gotten into trouble or something!!! Me too by the way Scorpius: *relieved* Oh I'm gla- Wait DID YOU JUST SAY "ME TOO"-
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Albus: Uhh Dad, I think I might be in love with a guy Harry: Well, so long as it's not Malfoy's son, you have my blessing! Albus: ........ Harry: It-it's not Malfoy's son.... right? Albus: YOU can't blame me though, can you.....? Uncle Ron has told me quite a few stories of your school years, y'know Harry:
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Harry: Don't you think we should tell them? Draco: WE?! YOU are the one who's better at talking people, Potter! Harry: Didn't you tell me just last night how awkward I am....? Draco: Yes, but you can talk people into doing whatever you want! It's your fault we're here in this mess in the first place!!! Harry: MY FAULT?! How in the name of Dragonskin is it MY fault?! Draco: YOU WERE TALKING! Harry: ......and? Draco: Your lips were moving Harry: So.....? Draco: OH SALAZAR YOU ARE SO DAFT HOW DID YOU EVEN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT?! Harry: I had help Draco: Of course you did! You and that sweet talking mouth of yours! Harry: I still don't understand how this mess is my fault, Malfoy. Why don't you explain that to me first? Draco: You're really gonna make me say it? Harry: *confused Pikachu face* Draco: Oh Merlin's Hat! Your lips were moving! So it made me want to move mine! AGAINST YOURS!!!!! Harry: Oh....? Oh- Draco: You can be so dense sometimes I have no idea why I still love you! Harry: Well, you're such a git, and that doesn't make me love you any less either!!! Draco: You know what, telling them that we are STILL together can wait *intense makeout session* Scorpius and Albus secretly watching the whole drama unfold from under the Invisibility cloak: *look at each other* Albus: I guess having a questionable taste runs in our blood...... *kisses Scorpius* *Invisibility cloak suddenly falls off them* ....... Any ideas what's gonna happen in the next episode.....?
P.S.: Don't hate me for this, I know it's terrible but I just had to-
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harry: you, draco malfoy, are my archnemesis
draco: we’ve literally been married for seven years i’m sorry i gave you a mug for christmas
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Harry: as a college student, my favourite words are "cancelled" and "free"
Draco: free pizza is cancelled
Harry: why would u even say something like that
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Pansy: So you’re dating Harry?
Draco: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has a terrible fashion sense.
Pansy: That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Draco: Noob.
Harry: What?
Draco: Noob.
Harry: ??
Draco: Weasley tought it to me.
Draco: Noob.
Harry: I-
Draco: It sounds funny.
Draco: Noob. Hehe. I wonder what it means.
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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?
Harry: Not kiss Malfoy
Ron: And what did you do?
Harry: I kissed Malfoy
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harry: I like talking to you
draco: you probably like kissing me more
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"And who exactly is going to love you when I'm gone?"
Draco meant it as a joke. Banter. The light-hearted kind of thing he and Harry always did.
But Harry's heart began to pound in his chest, and, merlin, he hadn't felt this fear in ages.
Draco looked slightly concerned now. Harry could see his lips were moving, but no sound was coming out.
No, there was sound. Harry just couldn't hear it over the blood rushing in his ears.
He gripped the doorway tighter, trying to blink away the blurriness in his eyes.
Draco was joking.
He was only replying to something Harry had thrown at him, equally taunting, equally facetious.
He didn't mean it.
But Harry's lungs weren't getting any air.
He felt Draco's hand on his arm, trying to get his attention.
Harry still couldn't hear, his thoughts began to race.
Who would love Harry if not Draco?
What would he do if Draco left him?
How would he survive?
How could he live a life without the man he loved?
He was gasping now, gulping air in attempt to fill the hollowness that suddenly overcame him.
He sunk to the ground, rubbing his face, his hands came back wet. He hadn't even realised he was crying.
"Harry." Draco's shout finally broke through the muffled panic in his mind. He looked up at his husband, at the man who'd stuck with him through everything, "Harry, look at me, okay? Just keep looking at me. Remember to breath. I love you. I'm right here."
And slowly, steadily, Harry's breathing went back to normal. His heart now beat at its usual rhythm. The shaking in his hands finally stopped.
Draco was looking at him with that expression. The one that told Harry he'd slipped up. He'd let too much of his trauma show through.
But Draco wasn't upset at him for it. He simply pulled him into a hug, holding him tight until the cotton in Harry's throat finally allowed him to speak,
"I'm sorry." He rasped.
Draco shook his head, kissing Harry in every place he could reach, "Don't apologize, love, you don't need to be sorry. I'm so happy you're here with me."
They stayed there for a little while longer, Harry's head tucked to Draco's chest, listening to the steady and sure drum of his heart.
Draco loved him.
The words made his racing thoughts slow down too. This was something he could count on: Draco's love to come home to every day.
No matter how hard it got, no matter what horrors he faced in his nightmares.
Draco would be there to hold him until everything was right again.
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Draco: I like my men like I like my coffee..
Harry: ……..
Draco (winking at Harry): Hot, strong and first thing in the morning
Harry (Sputtering his coffee): …..
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