#door-to-door delivery

[chubbychiquita]

so who's gonna feed me until i can't get up out of bed on my own 🥺

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

[saezurumurmurs]

Hug Me Like The Night Holds The Moon

📌 SAUCE/TITLE:

_The Pizza Delivery Man and The Gold Palace

_ Sketch

_ Dawn of the Dragon

_ Omega Complex

_ The Unquenchable Mr. Kim

_ Here You Are

_ Painter of the night

_ 19 Days

_ Night Fragments

_ Cherry Blossom After Winter

_ Love Jinx

_ Dear Door

Via Sung Jilwo ♥️

[chrisbangs]

Bang Chan .:. 특 (S-Class) MusicCore [230610]

[numbuh]

yeah thanks

[thychesters]

it must have been so awkward working at the baratie the morning of zoro and mihawk’s duel. imagine you’re the opener and you’re already running late for work and there are these two dudes staring one another down and you’re immediately annoyed because you don’t open for 20 minutes. but there’s the warlord dracule mihawk outside your work at the crack of dawn and, well, that doesn’t happen a lot. you’re also pretty sure that one guy is the pirate hunter your co-worker likes to rave about. and you’re just like “??? okay” and go back to trying to inhale the rest of your bagel because you have to clock in in two minutes. and then you watch two other guys run to get out of the way as the pirate hunter guy, who you just remembered is roronoa zoro, draws his swords, and you’re too busy choking on your bagel to realize mihawk hasn’t drawn his sword, he has a penknife, and then your manager calls you like “remember what i said if you were late one more time” and you’re like “well yes however.” and then your manager comes out and roronoa zoro’s dead on the front step. you clock in late.

[whatelsecanwedonow]

STAR TREK: PICARD S03E03 | Seventeen Seconds

[luminaryvenuss]

the real "well my boyfriend is pretty cool, but he is not as cool as me" energy:

[inkz123]

Spidersona yeyeye owo✨

[nebuladreamz]

POV: you're delivering a Single Box of Poptarts at 10am

[fernlessbastard]

So we all agree Wilbur is bpd coded, right?

Here's the headcanon you asked for.

Even though Quackity is used to Wilbur being the absolute mean little shit he is, and experienced quite a bit of rivalry with the man, when they are in an actual relationship, he doesn't really know how to handle Wilbur splitting. Wilbur doesn't know how to handle himself splitting, he doesn't control it, and gave up long ago on trying to stop it from happening. But Quackity sees the truth behind it, somewhere in his own experience, his own trauma, he became able to see just how hurt Wilbur is when he splits. And now, openly in a relationship, he can't push away just how worried he is.

So he learnt something. He tried talking, explaining, even apologizing for things he shouldn't have to apologize for, but he always ended up somehow losing the insane argument (one that wasn't logical in the first place). He tried hugging the man, comforting him, talking how he's never gonna leave him. He thought that was the root of the issue, maybe it would work, but Wilbur only felt cornered in those moments, and became more of a feral creature. Quackity gave him space, it seemed to work, but not for long. It always came back soon enough, making his lover suffer twice as much.

In the end, he figured it out. He would sit next to Wilbur, take a guitar, and try playing some of Wilbur's pieces. It would get Wilbur talking, sometimes screaming even. Quackity wasn't pushing anything onto him, but was close enough to support him. Wilbur would eventually break down, let the wall of anger down, and just cry. And then he would feel better, pull the guitar away from Quackity, and sing him something soft and loving.

Well, I know who wrote this one

Anywho based, absolutely

[sea-lanterns]

Happy 1 year🥳💕💕💕!!This is the fishies

MY FISHIES LOOK SO FUNNY LMAO. THOSE LIPS ARE BIG, IG FOR KISSING WOMEN 😭😭

Thank you Hunnie, Happy 1 Year of sea-lanterns!

[a-finnish-janitor]

"Oh, I wouldn't go that far..."

[transvampireboyfriend]

Steve and Robin's next job is in a pizza place and suddenly Eddie's on a strict italian diet. Wayne's not amused. Robin is. Steve is just weirdly eager to be on delivery duty.