#i rarely get delivery but when i do i always get the most incompetent moids
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i ordered tampons on instacart and the shopper replaced it with portobello mushrooms. this is why i should be allowed to hunt men for sport
#meg posts#i wish there was an option to request a female shopper because a woman would NEVER#i rarely get delivery but when i do i always get the most incompetent moids#i always put ‘leave at door’ and without fail i have creeps calling me saying ‘can you come outside and get it’#refusing to drop off my order unless i come outside and get it#i live alone. WHY would i do that and WHY do these men have to hand it to me instead of following instructions#or like when the shopper is named ‘jessica’ and a 6ft 200lb moid shows up at my door. i know that is not jessica#which means they’re probably a felon and using their gf’s account to do gig work. FOUL
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