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my-castles-crumbling · 3 months ago

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hi cas it's sapphic anon again

so my friend was dating someone (they broke up over a month ago) and she immediately started liking someone else which is fine except every time she likes someone she makes it 95% of her personality and by extension our conversations and it's come to the point where she switched of her phone bc and i quote "90% of my phone life is about her" now it could just be me but i dont get how some people just completely make their lives about romantic attachments like she's talking about the next few months in terms of what will happen in her pining stage for that person and yeah, we're best friends i'm more than willing to listen to her rants but every single conversation is about who she likes like sometimes i feel like just telling her to shut tf up bc she's honestly the type of person who'd choose her relationship over friendships that have lasted for years. it happened last time but it was her first time and she said she'd never choose a relationship over us again but i highly doubt it. and um so i also like this girl i used to like her before but she did something shitty so i got over her but i kinda like her again now which is complicated af but idk how to really feel about the shitty thing she did (context: she fatshamed a girl who just happened to be tall and broad) and this friend is the only one i told about it and obviously now that i might like this girl again i want to yk work through my problems with what she said first and she just dismissed it by saying that the girl i liked was confusing and went straight back to talking about who she liked?? and apparently, according to my friend, the girl was looking at me and then shit happened over text but i finally got texted back and i told her obviously and she was just like happy for the span of one message and then started asking me if the girl she liked had posted anything while she had been offline. she also keeps going "i miss having a girlfriend" and i got so sick of it that i just told her that maybe she should get a life outside of romantic attachments because i cannot keep putting up with this every single time she has a crush. to top it off, i sent her some song lyrics about things we want never working out and i genuinely feel like it and have seen it in my life but things she wants keeps happening and she knows it too but she had the nerve to go "real" like ik some friends do that and it works for them but why does she have to make things that aren't even about her about herself. lastly their was a song i dedicated to the girl i like rn the last time i liked her and it's a song in one of our country's major languages but we aren't really fluent in it and i had told her that i had kinda dedicated it to the girl and she listened to it a few days ago and said she understood nothing so i sent her the translation and today she literally quoted a line from it, making it about her and the girl she currently likes and ik i have no claim to the song but she didn't have to take a song that i had dedicated to someone and make it about her and someone else especially when she knew that i had dedicated it to someone and like, yes, this feeling's irrational but i didn't go around dedicating songs she had told me made her think about someone to other people and what makes me so angry is that she had never really listened to that song before i mentioned it and like, not everything is about her.

i remember back when she was dating her ex we had a huge fight because she insisted on dragging that girl everywhere with her even when i wanted to have a private conversation with her and she ignored me for an entire week and i broke the silence first and we discussed our issues but she never really replied to my explanation about the things she had a problem with me doing and didn't say much about the problems i had with her and a week later when i brought it up saying that i had more shit to say, she just went "yeah if you say it now i wont listen bc if you tell me something more than once i dont really feel like it" but we're best friends and i want to talk about my feelings and she just swept it under the rug and acted like she had nothing to apologise for and when i said that i wanted her to acknowledge that she was in the wrong too bc she kept acting like she was a saint she went "sorry for what? not spending time with you?" like i'm her best friend and the relationship was so codependent i rarely ever saw her in school and when they broke up it turns out that me and all her other friends (she even cut one off for talking shit about her ex) were right about her ex and she was like "im so sorry" and bc this was during the exams and i didn't have the time to argue or shit i was like "it's okay you were in love" except it isn't okay but i don't want to bring it up again. not to mention that she completely villainised me during that week to all her friends who i'm not friends with and made me out into this possessive toxic best friend who couldn't stand being replaced and couldn't be happy for her best friend (ik i'm possessive sometimes but never that concerningly). i was happy for her until i saw the red flags and got worried for her and tried to protect her from heartbreak bc a couple of months in they were already saying "i love you" and saying that they'd get married and shit and i didn't think her ex cared enough about her (spoiler: she didn't). i can't even be harsh towards her because she'll either end up crying (which she does rarely) or it'll end in a fight and her birthday's coming up and i don't want us to be mad at each other on that day. (jeez how much of my life and actions do i base around her feelings.) anyways sorry for all of this it kinda got too long and i feel bad bc so many people keep asking you for advice and i don't really want to add to that load

Hi!

Honestly, I think you need to like...lay out what you need to your friend. It sounds like you need times where you can talk about your feelings and emotions without things being brought back to her. You need time spent together, without any significant others. And I think the thing is, you need to calmly say this to her. Because there's a chance she's unaware of what she's doing and even if she is aware, you can at least say that you gave her the benefit of the doubt. After you calmly say what you need, if she still doesn;t give that to you, you know she isn't a good friend to you. And you have a right to walk away at that point, or readjust your expectations. But you need to share how you're feeling or nothing is going to change, you know?

Sending love and naming you spoiler anon!

#ask #asks #ask cas #spoiler anon

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mortimer · 1 year ago

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Im not ever going to post this publicly bc 1) its not very good and 2) I dont really care to expose myself to annoying angry internet pedophiles (especially since i havent been active in fandom since like, 2016-18 and as an adult i find the way that those communities frame & interact with media deeply insufferable anyway) but in uni i literally wrote a research paper on the potential irl impacts of media that doesn't handle themes like sexual assault, incest, csa, etc with tact. and that's the thing i have never once advocated for NOT exploring those things in writing or art - *i* write about those things, fairly frequently. To be frank, that's why I wrote the paper, because I actually care about the ethics of art and I give half a shit about other potential victims. Which I feel like is the absolute bare minimum for being a half decent artist/writer. I might publish the bibliography at some point if not rewrite it in its entirety bc i feel like the research i did was good even if the paper was not, but this one quote from bell hooks really stuck in my brain regarding the topic:

It's scary to me now, because, particularly in issues around erotica and sexual violence, people want to deny the direct link between representations and how we live our lives. I think that it's possible to embrace the knowledge that there's a direct link between representations and choices we make in our lives that does not make that link absolute, that does not say, "oh, if I look at a movie in which a woman is fucked to death," than I will go out and think I should let myself be fucked to death by any man who wants to fuck me. I think that's an absurd sense of a direct link, but that is not to say, that if I watched enough of those images I might not come away thinking that certain forms of unacceptable male violence in coercion in relationship to my female body are acceptable.

bell hooks, “Bell Hooks: Cultural Criticism & Transformation.” directed by Sut Jhally (1997), documentary film. (Transcript)

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blkkizzat · 7 months ago

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Happy Thursday 😊

Omggg i love that idea of reader being engaged maybe to Naoya (ik he nasty but him and his bleached hair and tight black shirt does things to me)

STOPPP THE PTSD I GOT FROM PLUG!CHOSO WAS SO DELICIOUSSSS like fr i need to send you a whole ass book report on how that fic made me see colors i didnt know existed because 😵‍💫 its my weakness when the angst only affects the male character and not the reader HDJSKSKA i been suffer too much in my life to want to read about a fictional me suffered so why not ruin a fictional man's life 🤷‍♀️ that fic came to me at a good time because honestly i was spiraling a bit over some fic i shldnt have read where reader was this pushover who got cheated on (and then threw her virginity to the man who cheated on her 💀)and i had to nope outta there so fast bc that personally aint for me, thats why im saying i looove your bimbo reader and like, she aint takin shit- she causing it 😂

Otaku!Gojo wasn't incel coded to me at all btw, in case i said smth that made you think otherwise 😭 he gen seemed like just his goofy ass self i love him so much. Also semi rare opinion but I like the virgin gojo fics because I really do think as much as gojo is such an extroverted little bug, he really does have his walls up on who he lets in emotionally 🥲 I feel like he might even have some internalized "well im not gonna date or fuck around because i dont want to drag anyone into my ugly world" hsjsjks idk i just feel like he might force himself to be lonely because he takes his responsibility seriously. Aughhhh, especially if he's in love with reader? I feel like man would be in the friendzone for years, be the best man at her wedding, and live and die loving herrrr 😭 im delulu but its just so loverboy gojo to me hehe. Also omg I have so many requests I wanna make before they close but honestly I'm secondhand exhausted from reading all the fics you already got going on LMAO

p.s your about the editor- ummmm excuse me???? YOU'RE SO GODDAMN PRETTY!!!! Like you gen have doe eyes and flawless skin I'm so jelly. Also i love the gloves w the dress 😍. You didn't ask but visually i would ship you with toji 😤 yall would have that bonnie and clyde hitman x bad bitch aesthetic going on !!

🍒 nonnie

🍒 nonny!!!! hi babes you doing good today???

LOL i totally feel you though, i wanna hate naoya so bad and then i be finding myself hate reading naoya x reader fics with a hand in my panties he's such a lil worm tho 😭

LMFAO listen i have that nicki quote in my m.list for a reason. tryna give these men trauma fr 😩. i want them absolutely SICK over us LOL! i totally get that, i hate when its a really well written fic too cause im like damn i wanna read more but i dont wanna be in my bed depressed tomorrow dkhsfliahsd.

but i feel like authors always come out a bit in our work, im definitely bimbo/brat reader. i do not take shit from these dudes irl so im not about to write reader getting cheated on or played unless reader is about to go scorched earth gone girl on their asses lmfao. like entire lives ruined lol.

also omg, yes, yes, yes. i totally agree about gojo. i actually think hes very emotionally stunted in canon, as its suggested by him, geto and sukuna in later chapters that being the strongest comes with isolation so growing up with so much expectations i feel as gojo sees himself as disconnected from others. in AUs i feel like this can manifest in him becoming more isolated. i almost feel like he's an extroverted introvert. that he probably feels more used to being isolated but still feels that need for connection. so yes friendzone for years. omg (not you making me feel bad for this man now lmfao).

You can make more if you want! like idk when im gonna get to everything cause im at the mercy of my adhd but honestly with all the fics i do have and these requests i think im pretty solid until the end of the year lmfaooo.

ALSO OMFGFGFGFGF you gonna make me cry whaaaat. tysm!! i went to a charity auction for my mba program. i work from home and im legit in a bonnet and an anime shirt 80% of the time so when i have the chance to glam up i really like to do that! ALSO WHAT!? GET OUT OF MY BRAIIIIN LOL!! So i thought of this one selfship, that i was going to make into toji x reader that was pretty much bonnie and clyde kinda relationship. but i didnt really know where the fic was going besides us causing general chaos and being super downbad for each other haha.

but omfg tsym for the long beautiful ask you're so sweet omfgbsjdbasdkj id die for you 🍒 anon you da best pookies!

#ೃ༝💌⁀➷ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉мαιℓ #ೃ💌⁀➷𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉αησηѕ #⊹♡ 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉𝒶𝓃☯𝓃𝓈 #otaku!gojo

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happy-tori-friends · 2 months ago

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Incorrect Quotes

5 votes plus my own were for the incorrect quotes post. so it is real.

these are all for my specific interpretations of the characters ^^ i usually dont post in the main tag with my hcs and fanfic posts and sillies and shtuff bc. I Got Anxiety Baby!!!!

please enjoy my hoard <3

MINOR dirty jokes/references in a few but. not explicit.

Splendid:��And what did we learn, Fliqpy?

Fliqpy: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Splendid: Today at 7 am, Shifty poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Lifty: I watched Shifty brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Splendont: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Splendont: What are the hardest things to say?

Shifty: I was wrong.

Lifty: I need help.

Splendid: Worcestershire sauce.

Lifty: Shifty's refusing to wear his glasses!

Shifty: Lifty, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Shifty: *points to Splendont* Splendont.

Shifty: *points to Flippy* Flippy.

Shifty: *points to Splendid* Sasquatch.

Shifty: *speaking Spanish*

Lifty: I know, I know.

Splendont: You speak Spanish?

Lifty: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Shifty speaks.

Splendid, sweating: Flippy, there’s something I need to ask you-

Flippy: Finally! You’re proposing!

Splendid: How’d you know?

Flippy: Splendid, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Flippy: I even picked it up once.

Splendid: What do you guys do when you're stressed?

Flippy: Try and calm myself down!

Splendont: Sleep.

Lifty: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.

Shifty: I don't.

Splendid: We'll talk about this later.

Fliqpy: Fine, I won’t be listening.

Shifty: And what do I get out of this?

Splendont: I will give you a dollar.

Shifty: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Splendont: How about two dollars?

Shifty: You got yourself a deal.

Shifty: Come on, Splendid! How any times do I have to apologize?

Splendid: Once!

Shifty: ...No.

Lifty: You're a lying piece of shit!

Shifty: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Splendid: I'm leaving and I'm taking Flippy with me!

Splendont, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Splendont: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Shifty, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Splendid: What do we say when making bread?

Lifty, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Splendid: And what do we NOT say?

Shifty, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Shifty: This game's hard as hell.

Lifty: Me when I'm alive.

Shifty: I'm talking about Undertale, you emo bitch.

Splendont: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Fliqpy: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Splendid: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Splendont: Guys.

Flippy as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!

Flippy now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

Splendid, smugly, after security arrives to escort Shifty and Lifty out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?

Shifty, in defeat: Let’s go.

Lifty: Wait.

Shifty: What?

Lifty: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

Flippy: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Splendid: Flip, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Flippy: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Splendont: ...It was a bug.

Flippy: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Splendid: ...

Splendont: ...

Flippy: Stop looking at me like that!

Splendid: Hey Fliq, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Fliqpy, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Splendid: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Fliqpy!

Splendid: You have to apologize to everyone.

Fliqpy: Unfuck you, or whatever

Shifty: I have a plan but I need your permission.

Splendid: Since when do you care about getting my permission?

Shifty: Oh, I don’t care. I just want to blame you if it goes wrong.

Shifty, young and naive: I hope something good happens

Shifty, now: I hope whatever bad thing that happens is at least funny

Splendid: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Splendont: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Lifty: I got distracted about halfway through.

Shifty: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Nutty: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Sniffles, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nutty:

Nutty: fsh

Flippy: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Shifty: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Fliqpy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Splendont: I think you mean cards.

Fliqpy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Splendont: Weird. All my shirts are disappearing.

Lifty and Shifty: *wearing Splendont’s shirts for the 5th time in a row* Spooky.

Splendont: Does anyone have any questions?

Disco Bear: *Stands up* Okay, well I’m sure you’ve noticed that I’ve been going through a lot lately.

Splendont: That’s not a question.

Disco Bear: And I know you’ve often wondered: “Who is Disco Bear, really?”

Flippy: Nope, never.

Shifty: Until February, I thought your name was Jasper.

Disco Bear: You know, there are times when I look out these windows, and I know you’re all thinking, “What makes the measure of this man?”

Petunia: Oh my God, you’d better be dying!

Disco Bear: Look, I’m telling you all, with pride and excitement… and a lot of pride, about the new and improved Disco Bear. Flips, give me a beat!

Flippy: Sorry, what?

Disco Bear: When somebody asks for a beat you just, you don’t ask a lot of questions. You just get down on it.

Flippy: Oh, you want, like, a syncopated thing or, like, a vibey thing?

Disco Bear: Just do it. Hmm? *Disco Bear sings ‘80s pop rock song about being Bisexual*

*All the tree friends stare at him*

Disco Bear: Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?

Giggles: No, we’re weirded out by the fact that you interrupted the gathering to tell us that.

Splendont: Anyone have questions? Besides Disco Bear, who seems to think that every group gathering is about him for some reason.

Flippy: *Having an existential crisis* Do you know… what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Lumpy, thinking about that time he ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: God dude I sure do.

Fliqpy: A spoonful of Nutella counts as lunch, right?

Splendid: Fliqpy, that will kill you.

Fliqpy: I’m only allergic to like four things in it.

Splendid: SPLENDONT!!!!

*somewhere else*

Lifty, terrified: What was that?!

Shifty: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

Shifty: *writing a letter*

Shifty: Dear Santa,

I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty…

And it was worth it you fat, judgmental bastard.

Splendid: When’s the last time you slept?

Lifty: Uh… a few days ago, I think.

Splendid: A few- how many?!

Lifty: Uh… *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers…

Splendid: What you need is sleep!

Sniffles: Nutty, are you high?

Nutty: Am I what?

Sniffles: High.

Nutty: Hi.

Splendid: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Fliqpy: Thank you

Splendid: I didn’t say that was a good thing

Fliqpy: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny

Splendont: Okay, truth or dare?

Shifty: Truth

Splendont: How many hours have you slept this week?

Shifty:

Shifty: …Dare

Splendont: Go to bed.

Shifty: I don’t like this game.

Fliqpy: I’m going to take you out

Splendid: Great, it’s a date!

Fliqpy: I meant that as a threat.

Splendid: See you at five!

Lifty: You’re the love of our lives and our best friend, we would do anything for you.

Splendont: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Shifty: Absolutely not.

Pop: Why did you give Cub a knife?

Fliqpy: He felt unsafe.

Pop: Now I feel unsafe.

Fliqpy: Sorry.

Fliqpy: Want a knife?

Disco Bear: *out for a stroll* It’s a beautiful day…

Disco Bear: *looks straight at the camera* but not as beautiful as me.

Flippy: Shifty, are you okay?

Shifty: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Lifty: Splendid tripped and fell down the stairs.

Flippy: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Splendid! I have loving feelings for Splendid. But does that mean I am IN love with him? No-

Flippy: Oh my God. I’m in love with Splendid.

Flippy: *to Pop and Disco Bear* Why didn’t you guys tell me?

Pop: We thought you knew.

Shifty: Lifty and I have the kind of brotherly chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Lifty: -sentences.

Shifty: Don’t interrupt me

Splendid: You’re on speaker. Behave.

Fliqpy, over the phone: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Splendid:

Splendont: Who’s the evil twin?

Lifty: *without hesitation* Shifty.

Shifty: *shrugging* Eh.

Shifty: *reading an eye chart* E, H, 4, M, potato, coffee mug, smudge, middle finger, smudge, the rest are all smudges.

Splendont: Oh my God, you drove us here.

Shifty: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Splendid: This just says "I can do what I want”.

Splendid: Answer your phone

Splendont: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Splendid: Understood

*5 minutes later*

Splendid: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother, Splendont.

Splendont: Yesterday, I overheard Lifty saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Shifty replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Splendid: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

Shifty: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Lifty: May luck (and this picture of Shifty eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

*playing twister*

Splendont: Right hand red.

Splendid: *ends up on top of Flippy*

Flippy: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Splendont: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Lifty: A girl just asked me out.

Shifty: Oooohhh free dinner!

Lifty: Shifty, I don't even like girls.

Shifty: You like dinner. Let's go.

Cub: What’s it like being tall?

Cub: Is it nice?

Cub: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Flippy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Shifty: It was one time!

Splendont: What did you two do?

Lifty:

Shifty:

Splendont: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Splendont: How late were you up last night?

Lifty & Shifty, in tandem: Me?

Splendont: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Splendont, to Splendid: You.

Lifty: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Shifty: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Splendont: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Splendid: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Flippy. I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Splendid, very much awake: Uh oh.

Nutty: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!

Sniffles: Hey- what are you doing-?

Nutty, shoving an oreo into his mouth: I am saving space :D

Splendont: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?

Fliqpy: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.

Splendont: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?

Flipqy: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

Splendid: Shifty...

Shifty: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

Lifty: You deserve a reward for putting up with us.

Splendont: You two are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Flippy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Splendid: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Disco Bear: Are you a painting?

Pop: What-?

Disco Bear: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Flippy: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

Nutty: *is visibly upset*

Sniffles: Nutty, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country.

Splendid: Do you ever think before you speak?

Shifty: Sure. I think “wow, that’s hilarious” and then I say it.

Lifty: We were helping Flippy write his vows. But he kicked us out because everything Shifty said was inappropriate.

Shifty: How is “Splendid I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

Splendont: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Shifty: I’m “a couple of things”.

Lifty: I’m “got distracted”.

Lifty: Good morning.

Flippy: Good morning.

Splendont: Good morning.

Splendid: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Shifty: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Cuddles: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Toothy: What?

Cuddles: What?

Giggles, without looking up from her book: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

Lifty: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.

Shifty: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

*Fliqpy and Splendid texting*

Fliqpy: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Splendid: Isn't Splendont there?

Fliqpy: Yes but I like you more.

Splendid: If someone offered to give you 500 dollars to compensate for you being ugly, would you take it?

Shifty: I'm not turning down a free 500 dollars just because someone has poor eyesight.

Flippy: Think you can unlock the door for us?

Shifty: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Splendid, can I have your credit card?

Splendid: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.

Shifty: Thanks. Now Splendont, break down the door!

Splendid: Huh!?!

Sniffles: Damn, the power went out.

Nutty: Don’t worry, I got this.

Nutty: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Sniffles: What-?

Nutty: I swallowed a glow stick!

Sniffles, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Shifty: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Lifty: Shifty and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Splendont: What did you do?

Lifty: He chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Shifty: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

Flippy: Hold the fuck up.

Splendid: Excuse me?

Flippy: I said hold the fuck up.

Splendid:

Flippy: I’m the fuck up, hold me.

Waiter: What would you like?

Nutty: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Sniffles: *blushes*

Nutty: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Fliqpy: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Fliqpy: Oh my god, is this expired?

Fliqpy: *Takes another sip of milk*

Lifty: Shifty, wake up. You fucked up big time.

Shifty: lifty...

Disco Bear: *about to hit a pothole*

Pop: to the left!

Disco Bear: take it back now y’all

Disco Bear: *hits the pothole straight on*

Splendid: Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Shifty: I’m supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

Shifty: I typed ‘bitch’ into my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway

Splendid: It’s two into the morning

Shifty: Vroom vroom motherfucker

"I feel like I want to murder someone and also I want soft pretzels."

— Fliqpy

Fliqpy: Here’s a tip if you’re bleeding.

Fliqpy: Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain.

Fliqpy: Hope this helps!

Splendid: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Shifty: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Shifty: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Splendont: *Looks at the clock* Splendid gets home at two.

"I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all of my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."

— Lumpy

Flippy: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity

Splendid: *stretched out on the table in front of him with a rose between his teeth* well

Fliqpy: I don’t need friends! I’VE GOT KNIVES!!!

Fliqpy:

Fliqpy: I’m… out of knives.

Lifty: You know what I’ve always wondered? How does tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Splendont: Lifts. It’s four o'clock in the morning.

Lifty: So you can’t sleep, huh?

Lifty: …is it because of the blanket?

Pop: is something burning?

Disco Bear: Just my burning love for u ;)

Pop: The kitchen is on fire, Disco

Splendid: You know you can die from that, right?

Lifty: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Shifty: *drinking alcohol straight from the bottle* We’re trying to speed this up.

Flippy: *eating raw cookie dough, nods*

“I think I’ve spent too much time around Shifty. I’ve also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.”

— Lifty

Splendid: FOUR MONTHS!

Flippy: What’s he talking about?

Splendont: It’s not that big of a deal.

Splendid: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!

Nutty: There are some pretty useless inventions out there: the pet rock, the baby mop, diet water, even a spoon with a lid.

Nutty: But what’s the most useless?

Nutty: The resealable function on a bag of Oreos because do you actually think these are gonna go back into the cupboard? *laughing maniacally as he eats an Oreo*

Disco Bear: You’ve been really stressed, so I thought I would take you to a spa day, just you and me.

Fliqpy: A what day?

Disco Bear: A spa day.

Fliqpy: What is this word, “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say “spaghetti”? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Shifty: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Lifty: You’re a hazard to society.

Fliqpy: And a coward. Do twenty.

Lifty: Shifty? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Shifty: I'll stop twice on the way back.

Shifty: Life could be worse, Lifty.

Lifty: Life could be a lot better too!

Cop: You ran a red light.

Shifty: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Shifty: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

*A half-asleep Splendont stumbles into the kitchen to get a glass of water and sees Lifty and Shifty huddled over a phone, watching something and intensely whispering to each other. He moves closer to listen.*

Shifty, hissing: Are you crazy? They have a single female servicing a large group of males. That implies an egg-laying species!

Lifty, arguing back: How stupid can you get? I’ve told you that they’re mammals!

Shifty, no longer whispering and on the verge of yelling: Then how the fuck do they have such a large number of individuals? They’re clearly reptiles!

Lifty, actively yelling: For God's sake, Shifty! Papa Smurf has a beard! Of course they’re mammals!

Splendont: *immediately swivels on his heel to go back to bed*

Fliqpy: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Splendid: Please don’t get arrested.

Fliqpy: No promises! <3

Shifty: Why not both? Get creative!

Fliqpy: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Splendid: Please don’t encourage him, Shifty.

Nutty, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Sniffles: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Splendid: Lumpy, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Lumpy: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

Fliqpy: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Cub.

Pop: You just said it again.

Cub:

Fliqpy: I am not a role model.

Lifty: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Shifty: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Shifty, proudly: I slept.

Splendid: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

Pop: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

Disco Bear: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Disco Bear: I didn’t hear it.

Lumpy: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Splendid: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Lumpy: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I've never met a burger I couldn't eat.

Lifty: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Shifty: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

Lifty: My back hurts.

Shifty, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Splendont: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Lifty: Myself.

Splendont: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Shifty: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Splendont: It’s four in the morning.

Shifty: Turn the light back off.

Fliqpy: How’s practice going?

Lifty: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Fliqpy: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Lifty: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Fliqpy: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Fliqpy: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Fliqpy: It's me.

Sniffles: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Nutty: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Sniffles: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Cuddles: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Lifty: Shifty, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the van.

*click*

Lifty: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

Disco Bear: We both look very handsome tonight.

Pop: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Disco Bear: I couldn't take that chance.

Nutty: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Sniffles: Nutty it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Nutty: snnnzzzz...

Sniffles: NUTTY YOUR STICKS!

Shifty: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Splendid: You need to stop swearing so much.

Shifty: Shut the fuck up.

Splendid: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Shifty: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Splendid: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Shifty: Shit the beep up.

Splendid:

Shifty: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

Splendid: That’s illegal, right?

Shifty: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Splendid: No-

Shifty: Then shut the fuck up.

Cuddles: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.

Mime: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…

Nutty: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

Splendid: Shifty, I need some advice.

Shifty: You need advice from ME?

Splendid: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Giggles: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Toothy, looking at Giggles: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Giggles and Toothy in unison: *sighs* Cuddles

Fliqpy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Splendid: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Fliqpy: I—

Fliqpy: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Lifty: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.

Splendid: Are you okay?

Shifty: Did you actually just ask him that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

Splendid: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.

Shifty: …I was hungry.

Flippy: Splendid and I got married!!

Shifty: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

Lifty, texting Shifty: Shifty there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Lifty: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Lifty: Shifty

Shifty: Shifty is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

Flippy: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Lifty: So when are we gonna tell him?

Splendont: Just give him a minute.

Shifty: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

Shifty: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole apartment smell like bacon.

Lifty: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Shifty: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Splendid: *out cold on the ground*

Lifty: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?!

Shifty, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Splendid’s face*

Fliqpy: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Splendid: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

#tori talks #happy tree friends #htf #incorrect quotes #im not tagging everyone lmao #THIS KILLED ME HAND FROM CLICKING 2 MANUALLY FORMAT IT #also dont mind mime talking in one. he signed or wrote it down or. mimed it. idk.

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autoclav3d · 6 months ago

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long diary post about hrt and my thoughts about it under the read more. nothing necessarily triggering, but feel free to skip it if u dont wanna hear

i'm not actually asking for vaildation bc i already know this is a valid thing to do, but i'm srsly thinking about pausing hrt because of the acne. and yeah its mostly a vanity reason to get off of T, but i told myself i don't have to be on it forever if i get the changes i want. and i have: lower voice, body hair, bottom growth, etc. the acne has been enough of a bother that its starting to outweigh the benefits. i just dont want to spend a decent amount of my adult life with acne. im taking better care of my skin than i did in high school, i even have the money for better cleansers and shit, but its still worse than its been in my entire life. and it hurts. and my skin is dry and red and makes me feel gross. and not in a gender affirming way.

im sure if i stuck it out with regular doses, the acne might eventually calm down, but its been almost a full year on T and its only gotten worse in the past few months. i think being on a low dose means im sorta pepertually in a transitory state when it comes to testosterone and its interaction with skin (no i have never googled if thats a thing, dont quote me on that)

so hhhhhhhh. yes stopping might mean its harder to ever start it again. and yeah some effects of hrt might reverse a bit. but im never going to pass as male nor do i want to, so stopping at this ambiguous stage wouldnt ultimately hurt.

meow meow meow

#💉

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I agree that this community is rough sometimes if you arent a bigger account. I think im probably one of the people you would say has an easy time coming up with daydreams or imagines, even though i dont post "imagine your f/o" type things. So maybe i can offer some help with that? My first suggestion is to engage with the source material and get those good lovey feelings- why you fell in love in the first place! And then literally just write that! Dialogue comes easier for me, so i imagine my f/o's or others in their source material saying things to/about me, and how my f/o would react. Ive been selfshipping for 15+ years and ive NEVER "finished" a fic. I just write what feels good! Sometimes its just quotes, sometimes its bullet points, sometimes its a bunch of notes with one line each that end up getting put together. It might not be easy the first or even the tenth time, but i promise it will make you feel better the more you open yourself up to "im just going to write how i feel" rather than "i need to write a fic" or "i need to world build." Youre awful hard on yourself sometimes i think 🥺

-🪼anon

Thank you for the advice

CURRENTLY engaging w the source material has the cevat of my current main source is to rlly hard stuff that has just caused me more frustration cries so hard. Late act 3 my beLOATHED (I could pot the difficulty down but I'm stubborn. This game is lucky I played on balanced and didn't go straight for tactician LMAO)

I should have kept some of my earlier saves so I could go back to like. Meeting Astarion or the hug scene that breaks me or meeting Karlachs parents or Jaheria talking about her losses, but it is so hard to hold onto saves in bg3 u don't rlly get a lot. I GUEEEESS I could watch things on YouTube but then it would not be w Theil :( I should have saved more clips

That last advice is. Really helpful and good though. I've been writing since uuuhh elementary school and I never really let myself just do something lazy and self indulgent that isn't a true "fic" and just some random stupid points. I rarely even leave wips for one shots unfinished (long form is another story but that's why I don't rlly... Do long form anymore. Bc I've realized one shots or 2-3 chapters are what I do best.) I. Don't think it even ever occured to me to just scribble stupid shit down and leave it at that bc everythings gotta be a grand art piece w me ya know. That's actually. Smart to just scribble whatever down w out it being a fic. Thanks.

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the-art-in-arthesia-is-loud · 11 months ago

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No Peace Even In Death (REST IN PISS LOSER LMAOOOO)

rage fic. trigger warning for death threats and referenced suicide (and someone gets doxxed here but anyways). also racism and pedophilia/grooming but that's a slightly minor part here ig?????

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"Ugh...this freak again!" Yamero cursed out loud, looking at her phone screen with intense rage as she grips her phone tightly—too tightly, in fact. Displayed on her phone screen is a post on Rhythm Tweets, it says something along the lines of: "i think ppl should realize that the ppl of the astra kingdom are such whores. they fucking lie and steal and shit. plus, theyre literally astrians?????? like cmon now astrians are disgusting ass bitches lmao".

"Now that's just fucking racist. This bitch has been appearing on my timeline for so many days now, I'm so fucking tired of her!" Yamero lets out a groan. "Not to mention the fact that there was allegations of her grooming a minor once. Ugh, a racist freak and an ugly pedo. Eww...I need to take extra measures."

Quickly, Yamero quote tweets the post, before typing up something that may be too extreme;

"slit your wrists and hang yourself probably lmao"

"Surely a death threat should work. People do that when problematic people come up on their timeline, right? Might as well." Yamero hummed in satisfaction, but the satisfaction didn't last too long, because after a little bit, she then stalked the problematic account, quote tweeting her posts with different death threats.

"kys"

"kill yourself lmao"

"go jump from the highest floor of the building!!!!"

"commit suicide challenge: GOOOOOO!!!!!1!11!1!"

"youre such a freak you should be deaddd"

"go fuck yourself lmao"

"BITCH PPL DONT LIKE YOU BC YOURE A RACIST ABLEIST PEDO FREAK BFFR 💀💀💀💀💀 GO KYS THEY WANT YOU DEAD FRFR LMAOOOOOO"

"who is this clown i want it dead"

"youre not human to me"

"will you pls kys for me?? :3"

And it goes on, and on, and on, and on...

Yamero won't stop at anything until that freak is dead.

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...And sure enough, the freak in question killed herself a few days later.

Over the few days before her death, Yamero did terrorized her more. Going into her DMs and threatening to doxx her surely would've done the trick. It took Yamero a long time to get her address too, so seeing that it got the bitch so bad to the point she slit her throat and bled to death was certainly satisfying to the girl.

Yamero did all of that on her second account, whereas her main account is for her influencer activities. Needless to say, the famous Yamero's name is safe and sound, still clean and not bloodstained, and the real Yamero's name is the one to take it all for the famous Yamero.

She's the internet angel, after all. She has to execute those who sin!

Even after the girl's death, Yamero still continued to disrupt her. Doxxing her for real, attacking her now abandoned account more and more, and making jokes about her suicide to her mutuals who laugh about it with her.

This is the true nature of the internet, and Yamero is rather content with that.

#arthesias writing (youre posting this on the wrong blog thesia)#arthesias ocs #rgverse: writing #(vent)hesia #let's all quit the internet together!: yamero (oc)

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tmwcs · 2 years ago

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seeing ur note at aftermath part two had me giggling reiii sorry but tumblr is dogshowing you girl what the actual fuck 🤣🤣 you might need to restart or smthg we don’t want these to happen to ur future works🫡

the first part…us walking up the stairs with that *amazing gown it’s so pretty I’m ngl I can just imagine this whole scene in my head just playing and it has me screamingg like UGH QUEEN. GODDESS. HELL YEA I LOVE THAT FOR US JUST PERIODT

The amount of fluff and love in this chapter is oozingg oml rei this is your fluff era‼️‼️

also, the niki appearance in this chapter?! just what we needed frfr like us getting scared cus ngl I would be hella scared too man but heeled asking niki to set the entire river aflame not because he can’t handle them but because their screams are scaring US

FUCKING HELL YEAH EVERYBODY MAKE WAY HEELEL AND HEETHAN IS THE MFING STANDARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ (I’ve said this before but anw hihi)

I absolutely absolutely just adore the scene where we play peekaboo from behind his throne and us sneaking to quickly sneak a gentle kiss on his cheek and heelel loving it?! LAWDDD THAT PART IS OOZING WITH FLUFFY GOODNESS might just be one of my fav scenes in SE7EN

and us finally tearing down our walls and living so happily in hell with him….I mean realena in this story is a lot stronger than me cus the moment heelel takes me I would’ve given everything to him right that fucking second 😌

ALSO THE PART WHERE HE SPEAKS TO HER IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!!!!!!! I wonder how you chose the diff languages you were gonna include lmao but you’re amazing reina ilysm

And heelel’s speech at the very end…it’s got me in tears this chapter is so so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

<3!!! my love, i'm so glad you were touched by this chapter bc its gotta be one of my all time faves out of all the series i've drafted. heethan obviously has some really good moments too, you're right, both him and heelel.....everyone make way! lol.

the peekaboo scene was just...i love that scene so much. i also really like it when you guys go over to sit by his feet, in between his legs and rest your head against his kneecap, like i just love that image in my head so much....especially as he's running his fingers through your hair? like lawd....have mercy.

so the languages....my favorite part in the entire series...ngl. i know for sure i have some german and tagalog speakers, i didn't include spanish this time bc....not to spoil...but heethan (in previous chapters) has spoken some spanish, but there's still more scenes that is coming your way where heethan speaks in spanish. so i left those out and am saving it for heethan. for this part, i wanted to show love to my Tagalog and german speakers, also arabic (i'm pretty sure i have two that i can think of if i'm assuming correctly) and i dont think i have any korean speaking readers (if i do yooooo.....you guys got the best quote in my book) but i mainly included the korean one just bc welll.....heeseung is korean lol.. so i just used google translator to translate all of hte quotes and they came out BEAUTIFULLY. i love that he said all those things to you bc he felt that one language didn't have enough words to express his love for you.

but guuuuuuuurlll...wait until MF part 3...you about to lose your shit (in a good way) lol.

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i promise this isnt meant as like an accusation or anything (just warning bc shits been so tense) how can you focus on the transphobia in harry potter and not the antisemitism? i would say the new game is far more neonazi propaganda than it is transphobic. id look into what jewish people are saying about it if you havent and let your husband know, too. i dont think you guys are nazis or evil or anything its just good to know what antisemitism looks like since bigots try so hard to make it acceptable

Sorry. I've never gotten an ask before I only just noticed this. Uh. I guess because I have a lot of trans friends the transphobia of JKR was highlighted for me. In the game itself however there are transcharacters and character creation was ambiguous. Which was unexpected but nice.

Watching him play and hearing the antigoblin(antisemitism) was jarring however. I had forgotten the canon perception of goblins as irredeemably evil one note creatures I guess. I've been in the HP fandom community with fanfics and headcanons where goblins are usually given respect and agency and history with fully fleshed out rounded characters and backstories and all of that. So in my HP headcanon goblins are people. Period. Over hearing the racist slant from characters in the game was shocking to me admittedly.

From a writing perspective I get it I guess. Someone has to be the bad guy in the video game and in most fantasy settings goblins are an easy villain to cast. But not in HP where fans have decided HP goblins were modeled after antisemitic stereotypes.

Which I hate btw. Like say you're a writer and you want to write a bad guy. The Bad guy is motivated by money for complex reasons that might not get revealed in the story but you the writer know why. Maybe he grew up poor. Maybe he wants to retire early. Maybe he desperately carves the security having enough money provides. Maybe he's trying to provide for some secret cause he doesn't want anyone to know about. Maybe he's fueling a secret addiction to expensive spa treatment. Whatever. Doesn't matter. While writing what he looked like you used a randomize and got swarthy skin and a big nose. In your, the writer's, head you were thinking hmm pirate? Later you publish your story and are shocked when people start calling you a Nazi because your villain is motivated by money, has swarthy skin and a big nose. Three things you hadn't connected at all. Religion hadn't occurred to you when it came to this character and this is a fantasy setting so hereditary Judaism wouldn't come in to it. Suddenly you've been labeled a Nazi. You might even BE Jewish. How bizarre.

Do you think Jewish actors get denied villainous parts because the casting directors don't want to be accused of antisemitic? And that's not fair to the Jewish actors and so by definition is antisemitic. It's insane.

As for what actual Jewish people said about the game people are divided.

One quote is such: the U.K.’s Campaign Against Antisemitism said in a statement that “the portrayal of the goblins in the Harry Potter series is of a piece with their portrayal in Western literature as a whole” and “is a testament more to centuries of Christendom’s antisemitism than it is to malice by contemporary artists. So it is with JK Rowling, who has proven herself over recent years to be a tireless defender of the Jewish community.”

This comes from this article from the Jewish Telegraphic Agency

I recommend the full article for a more complete viewpoint from a Jewish news source.

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l3v14th4nscxmslxt · 3 years ago

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HEY HEY CAN YOU DO THE OBEY ME BROTHER REACTING TO TRANS!READER???😋

Brothers with a trans! Boyfriend!

Ft: trans male mc! He/him!!

Part 1! Part 2! (Not made yet!)

CW: needles, cussing, dysphoria, established relationship

Fem aligned Dni

Idk if you mean like what their relationship would be like or coming out to them but I’m gonna write both!! Idk if you wanted trans male or not but I’ll probably make a more Gn!/non-binary post soon that’s similar!! This might be long sobs but ty for the request and I hope you enjoy it!

Older brothers!

Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan

Genre: fluff/comfort

Lucifer:

Coming out to him:

Would be really supportive probably give you a hug and kiss your forehead and just let you cry or just stay in a comfortable silence. Just holds you and tells you how lovely and brave you are for telling him even tho he’d already had figured it out.

“My prince it’s alright, I love you dearly nothing will ever change that”

Helps you adjust and change your name in the records at RAD. Buys you a super expensive binder that’s like the best quality if you don’t own one already. And asks you if you need anything from him to help you feel more comfortable.. also would help pay for your surgeries/ Testosterone if your looking to get it.

Your relationship w him:

Would be honored to help you with taking t shots if you’d let him.. he’d let you hold his hand/shoulder if it hurts

Would lend you his cologne if you don’t own some already…(totally not bc he gloats the fact that you now smell like him and takes pride in it)

Let’s you in his study and sit on his lap or lays you down and holds you with your head on his chest and whispers sweet nothings in your ear if your dysphoria is acting up

If anyone misgenders you consider them dealt with you’ll probably never see them again… bc he said and I quote “it was taken care of”💀

Mammon:

Coming out to him:

sees you sobbing and stuttering to get your words out and Kinda low key freaks out.. not bc your trans but bc he doesn’t know how to react and comfort you well his gears are turning and steam is coming out of his head..

“Baby boy c’mere.. I ain’t really good at this whole comfort thing but.. just know that yer precious to me my treasure I’ll love ya forever okay, The Great Mammon will always be here for ya. Now let’s get ya cleaned up yeah?”

Hugs you and let’s you cry and rant if you need to. You to end up cuddling in one of his shirts while your latched onto each other.

Relationship with him:

Would probably freak out if you asked him to help you with your T shot. Would be to scared he’ll mess up or hurt ya but would end up doing up bc he wants you to feel as comfortable as possible and is a little flustered at the thought that you trust him to help you

Throws all his clothes at you… he’d take you shopping the next day but prefers you wear his clothes bc “I ain’t wasting my precious grim on yer stupid clothes when you can just where mine ya got that!” really just wants to see you in his t shirt gets really possessive and holds you with his face in your neck loves the smell of yours and his mashing together he gets that stupid grin on his face.

Beats the shit out of anyone who misgenders you/bullies you and cussed them out.. you might to to pull him off “STFU YOUR JUST JEALOUS MY BOYFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST MANLIEST MAN IVE EVER SEEN !! YOU DONT EVEN COMPARE TO HIM!.. right MC- Oi?! why ya dragging me off they deserve it?!” He’s a bit much with it but he means well and you know he loves you he’s trying his best- 💀

If you’re comfortable/had top surgery with it he likes to lay his head on your chest and play with your hair (if you’ve had top surgery he likes to kiss your scars if you let him)<3

If your dysphoria is acting up he picks you up and drags you to his room and leaves to make you both ramen and bring snacks bc you’ll now be stuck in his room cuddling and watching movies while he comforts you and smothers you with affection till you forget you were even upset abt your dysphoria in the first place.

Leviathan:

Coming out to them:

Starts shaking but silently wraps you into a hug and puts his face in your hair to calm down and breathes bc he’s scared his words won’t come out right.

“H-hey it’s ok I’m h-here, you’re still my Henry you always w-will be so don’t worry ok? Lets go in my room we can play your favorite game if you w-want I can grab some of your favorite snacks and we can maybe.. I-uh h-hold each other or something IDK ah-!”

You embrace him tighter and smile at him and thank him for being so kind and accepting. He shoves his whole face in the crook of your neck to gif his heating face.

Relationship with them:

Would be super understanding and supportive I head canon him to be trans or at least a Demi boy and I feel like he would relate to wishing you had something somebody else had.

Would be rlly good at helping you if you were having a bad dysphoria day would grab all your favorite snacks and play your favorite anime/ game w you. And he won’t put up any fight if you wanna be super affectionate bc he knows you both love it and you want his comfort rn. Spooning in the bathtub…yes..

Won’t usually play games w you that have limited character options and if so he lets you pick yours first and always opts to letting you play the character you wanna play first before him so you feel comfortable..

Would not! help with your T shots would probably faint if he saw the needle by your body.. he’d be to scared to pierce you with anything and his hands would shake sm but would offer to hold your shirt from behind and hold his hand will you do it if you want he’ll probably bury his face in your hair or neck and doesn’t wanna look either tho..

Literally drowns anyone who misgenders you and gets rlly possessive.. he’d wrap his tail around your waist and hold your body and hiss at them. “He’s my normie boy so you can fuck off”… then proceeds to summon Lotan to drown the bitch who dare insult you.

Also would freak if you ever wore his clothes and would casually let you borrow his after you shower or just need a change of clothes his face would get so red… he’d see you wearing his clothes with it being oversized if you’re smaller with a bit of the shirt hanging off your shoulder and might shriek.. “y-you look hot I-I mean AH! You look nice in my clothes b-but ah don’t get them dirty that’s limited edition ok!” >////<

I’ll make a part two soon!!

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erosofthepen · 3 years ago

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i dont have any specific requests but just. Kili. thoughts on Kili.

i have so many thoughts on kili you came to the right person

things i hc abt kili:

-he has a journal he writes in religiously. its all poetry and random thoughts and pressed flowers or other flora he's found that catches his eye. he doodles pretty things in it as well, from crystal caves to the fire of the forge.

-mans is a hopeless romantic. all he wants is an epic beautiful story-for-the-ages whirlwind romance that is fueled by passion and love. and whilst his romances might not always work out the way his 200k fanfic he wrote in his teens did, he never gives them up and relishes each experience. Even bad romances fuel his poetry writing at least. And with his One, when he finally meets them, he does all the simp-worthy romantic shit, from picking bouquets to opening doors.

-drawing from the poetry, kili is incredibly intelligent, at least literature-wise. dont get me wrong, mans is a dumbass and a himbo, but he could talk for hours on end on how the structure of a syllable scheme can make or break a poem. he's very well versed in symbolism and dwarven mythology and lore, and, next to ori, is the best person able to understand and find the deeper meaning in different works, and discuss them thoroughly.

-kili honestly isn't the best in the forges. he does alright, but his skill is comparable to an average human blacksmith. his real talent in metalworking comes to the details. like carving dozens of intricate lines into a single ring, or carving a whole battle scene on the inside of a bracelet. it's a skill he is very proud of, even if he can't even forge a good knife.

-mama's boy. i feel like thorin kind overlooked kili a lot growing up, his focus was on fili, being the heir and all, so kili didn't have a super strong adult male figure in his life. he had his mom, which is arguably better for him. like he'd spend all day helping dis in her shop or at her trade, and just chilling with his amad.

-he knows how to cook. like dis probs taught him, needed at least one son capable of creating edible food (she gave up with fili, who took after thorin in this way), and by god kili learned fast. he knows what he's doing in the kitchen. he is this whole video.

-i also think kili would be the type of dwarf to collect shineys. like crystals and fun rocks and bits of jewelry. he has corvid like tendencies and has pouches and boxes full of his collections.

-mans is deeply insecure. this hc is pretty popular, but like with no beard and being the dwarf version of a tall lanky string bean, he has body image issues. he doesn't have a lot of problems with confidence, like fake it till you make it vibes, but when it comes down to him and his One, he needs validation. he needs to know that he is the prettiest boy. just needs reminding and loving.

-coming from the insecure place, i believe later in life kili has a huge glow up. to quote my dear friend @cutie-cutter, "he's a late bloomer, but by god he blooms". like maybe in his 90s all of a sudden he fills out a lot, some nice body fat over all that muscle, and then starts growing a really nice beard. like it ain't super long but its thick and lush and ideal for braiding. he is the prettiest boy.

-kili is also the ultimate wingman. like when he's younger he doesn't have the looks but he has the game with his words alone. with fili its the opposite, fili's like mr. knightly in the sense of "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more", he ain't good with all the cute romantic shit. but kili helps him by writing poems and teaching him lines at the small price of taking his dessert for a week.

-(kinda nsfw?) while young and still escorting merchants with fili, i feel like kili def. got himself some fun nights at brothels. like he'd be more than willing to spend all his earnings in one night for some... special treatment. I also hc that kili didn't really get with women a lot when a younger adult, mostly men, bcs mans has daddy issues like you wont believe. the bisexual also probs thinks his chances with women are low anyways, since women in dwarven culture can be picky and usually go for ones with looks, or at least a full beard.

-(nsfwish) also going back to his journal, he also has a hell of a lot of erotic poetry in there. he'll spend stanzas describing sensations and the aesthetics of a particularly steamy night, and if someone catches his eye he could go on and on about them. absolutely no one is allowed to see his journal besides him (thorin found it once and just sighed in disappointment and wishing he had bleach before closing it and never bringing it up), and it is kept out of sight at all times. it would be very interesting for his One to find it though, and all the different scenarios that could play out...

that's all for now, thank you for this ask!! love talking about this bisexual whore of a man.

#kili #the hobbit #kili headcannons #headcannons #fili #ori #thorin #dís #erosofthepens thoughts #tolkien #asks

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agrarianradfem · 3 years ago

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hey

i wanna be a proud radical feminist but i feel like that would force me to reject trans ppl and that would essentially make my life hell bc ive seen the shit they do ppl they disagree with

ive read all this shit about how terfs are a hate group and think men bad women good and are racist and colonialist and shit and it makes me think twice bc i don’t wanna be part of a legit hate group but i also dont wanna be part of a group of ppl who say “thats so gender” when they see a haircut they like and i definitely dont want to be part of the right like at all

am i a nazi for believing elliott page is still a woman? am i fucking crazy? like ive been having legit mental breakdowns over this and secretly reading terf groups at night for weeks now and now whenever i see a trans person i freak the fuck out on the inside and sometimes i start hyperventilating and i see them fucking everywhere bc i live on a college campus

i tried to bring it up with my counselor like “i don’t really get trans ppl and i dunno what to do about it” and shes like “me neither” but thats all it has ever been bc im scared im gonna be wrong and bad if i say more

i was a huge fucking hp fan as a kid and my mom gave me a hogwarts mug for christmas and i cant even look at it bc i just think of jkr and what happened to her

pls help me im so sorry for dumping on u

My first question is: what do you mean by proud? Do you envision yourself wearing tshirts with phrases like "The y chromosome is a defect" out in public? Because while such shirts might be funny (and fun to wear among friends), that's not what it is to be a radical feminist. Neither is posting radfem quotes to your public facebook or instagram, or anything else publicly confrontational. Instead, being a proud radical feminist is spending your time helping women. I like volunteering for food pantries/food banks/food rescues. Women and children are the most likely to be food insecure, so helping with food distribution fits well for me. But maybe something else is closer to your heart - like domestic violence shelters, rape crisis hotlines, mentoring female children, etc. Alternatively you could go into a job that helps women, like social work or medicine. Or you could become a foster parent who takes in girls, become a child advocate or doula. None of direct action really requires anything to do with trans anything. The number of trans people you'll run into is relatively small, and you're helping women and girls no matter how they feel (and people deserve to be helped anyway). I don't care if a trans woman comes for a food pantry volunteer position, or to pick up food at a distribution event. I'm not there to decide who is 'worthy' of giving their time or receiving help. And none of that is publicly confrontational like pins, shirts, and social media is. You do have a problem with trans people, clearly, since you're having psychological distress just at seeing someone who is or reads to you as trans. You've got to work on that. You cannot dictate the actions of others. And it's straight unhealthy to freak out at just seeing someone walking around minding their own business on campus. Students trying to get a speaker banned for transphobia is a problem, your dormmate from another floor walking to class is not a problem. You aren't a bad person for recognizing that Page and other trans people remain their biological sex, or believing that trans identity is a harmful backlash against feminism, or that porn is driving a lot of male transition, or that homophobia (for lesbians/bi women) is a driving force of transition. This is just recognizing the immutable fact of biological sex. Feeling bad for this recognition is something to work on - it's tied to women feeling guilt for every little thing. Let go of your guilt. My advice: LOG OFF. Reading radfem posts online is causing you real problems, and making you distressed about random people. Not good. Take a break. Realizing something is harmful for you, or that you have a limit that you've crossed is an important aspect of growing up and coming of age. Part of being mature is realizing what your limits are. And congrats, you've found a limit. You need to spend time reconnecting with the real world. Treat this like a good thing, something you've discovered about yourself that you now know going forward. Working on healing from this internet overload is a sign of maturity. Log off. Second: Do something directly useful that is meaningful to you. Ask other students for volunteer opportunities. Ask your counselor. Google for your area. See if there's an office for volunteering that can help you. This is related to logging off in that it reduces that amount of time you can spend online, and also introduces you to more people in real life. This helps develop nuance in your actions with others. Expands your understanding of where other people are coming from. And hopefully you can make some more friends. Be proud to be a feminist by helping women. Third: This is the hardest thing for many women: let go of your guilt and strengthen your backbone. Don't be afraid to be disliked. You aren't going to be able to please everybody. Enjoy your HP mug and if someone says something snide just say that the books were important to you and still are. Don't apologize for yourself. Don't feel guilt that you aren't living up to someone else's idea of what you should think about something.

And work on not imagining that everyone is watching you and trying to monitor your thoughts. That way lies serious paranoia. If no one says something to you, no one cares. Imagining the anger/disappointment/etc of others towards you is harmful behavior - you can't read minds. When you've healed, you can set boundaries and re-engage with some radical feminist literature. But I'd say give yourself AT LEAST 6 months away. And then really consider if it's going to be healthy for you to return or not. And if you do decide to return, engage not with twitter/tumblr/facebook/instagram, but with actual texts. Read Woman Hating. Read Invisible Women. Read a book about women in your field of interest. Texts that aren't just concerned with trans identity. You would have to build an understanding of radical feminism outside of transness, because no only is radical feminism about far more than trans identity, but without a foundational understanding of where radical feminism is coming from you can more easily once again fall down the rabbit hole into thinking that trans identity is the only thing that matters, etc. Delete your tumblr, your twitter. Lose your login info for your social media. As condescending as it can sound, it's nonetheless good advice: Go outside.

#don't take don't be afraid to be disliked as 'pick fights with as many people as you can'#it means don't bend yourself into knots to please people

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kashimos-hajime · 4 years ago

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sawdust and plastic | g.t.

summary: you learn two things from your first real fight with goro. 1) he apologizes through cooking. 2) he hates it when they argue.

WARNINGS: spoilers for the gimme danger main job, swearing, slight angst, theye just communicating pairing: goro takemura x fem!street-kid!v word count: 2.2k

a/n: written with a fem!street-kid v who used to be a corpo kid. also dont yell at me but i rearranged v's apartment so the couch goes on all 3 sides bc comfortable :^) crossposted on ao3! enjoy :)

part of the tales of a two-bit thief series

Sitting down on the couch, you kick up your feet for the first time in what you feel like has been ages. From Jackson Plains to reconnaissance on the Arasaka warehouse, you haven’t eaten shit besides the yakitori Takemura had ordered at that booth which already felt like ages ago. It’d been good—better than the trash you’ve eaten as a kid so you don’t really get picky—but you can’t help but recall the disgust on Takemura’s face when he had taken a single bite.

“Sawdust and plastic.”

You snort, running hands over your face and tilting your head back. Stupid fucking Japanese man with an endearing sense of dry-humour and… zero tolerance for your cheeky smiles.

Then he had to go ahead and bring up Jack.

His words, cold, callous, echo in your skull like a goddamn radio and you squeeze your eyes tight, raking your hands down your face and melting into the couch. No matter how much you wanna stop it, you can’t help hearing it over and over and over.

Grabbing the remote, you’re about to switch on a channel in hopes you catch something that cna take your mind off everything when there’s a knock on your door.

For a moment, you truly debate telling them to fuck off but then, there is a pause.

“V.”

Eyes widening, your body goes rigid at the sound of his voice.

“V, let me in before I look anymore foolish.”

In the back of your head, you tempt the idea of just leaving him out there, pretending like you’ve fallen asleep, but then you get up anyway against your better judgement. You drag your feet over the floor, picking up old takeout boxes you haven’t had time to clean up and tossing clothes into a hamper to make your apartment look more like an organized mess than the dumpster fire you know Takemura will scold you for.

When you reach the door, you let him in without a word and you note the bags he holds on, hoisting them over to your living room counter.

“What’s this?” you question wearily. “Goro, I’m not hungry.”

“I realized I must apologize for my harsh words.” Beginning to pull out the groceries, you walk over and peer inside the bag, frowning. All the stuff inside is cheap synth shit, nothing you haven’t eaten before, but you’re still confused as to what’s going on since you don’t exactly have a kitchen in your place, but then out of one of the thicker bags, Takemura pulls out a big box.

“For saying them?”

“Yes." He sets the box down before continuing with groceries. “Earlier, I told you if I had time and resources, I would cook onigiri.”

“With cod, or grilled salmon. Or umeboshi plums, because they were Saburo’s favourite,” you finish and he sends you a look that could’ve been a smile if his lips had curved more and his eyes meant it. “I remember.” Helping him with the big box, you cut it open and find a rice cooker within. Eyeing the contraption with an arched eyebrow, you can’t help but ask: “Where’d you find this stuff?”

“It was difficult. I had to lower my standards.”

“Lowering standards,” you echo dryly, unable to help your empty smile. “Yeah. We do that a lot in grand ole NC.” He doesn’t seem amused by you even trying to help as you sit down on the couch, twist to watch him work. “Are you sure you don’t want me to help?”

“I am cooking to apologize. It would not be honourable for you to help me,” he replies shortly and you nod to yourself, turning back around to watch the news. Nothing about a break-in with the floats, nothing at all indicating… anything.

For some reason, it makes you uneasy. The last time you snuck into an Arasaka building, everything went to shit and it made its mark. The lack of visible ripples makes you feel like nothing’s happened at all. Like it’s all been a fever dream, and you and Takemura didn’t sit on that roof for hours, watching the cat, just… talking.

Jesus, you need to get laid.

“Still don’t know why you bother cooking,” you say. Takemura noticeably stiffens and even though you don’t see it, you can almost feel the way he manipulates the air he stands in. He has that power—pure corpo power—and you clench your jaw. “Why waste time on someone so lazy as me?”

“V—"

“Nah, my bad. Arrogant. Hell, you probably see all the takeout around here and think I’m taking some easy route to food.” The bitterness is enough to puncture holes in steel as you stare blankly at the screen. “After all, I dirty my hands for money,” you quote. Your chest tightens as you hear his voice echo in yours, the way he had said it so coldly. Stomach turning, you shake your head. “Not in the name of some fucking principles.”

There’s a silence on his end and you close your eyes, swallowing through the bruising in your throat, a telltale sign you’re holding back tears. Just the mention of Jackie makes you want to spiral and you take a deep breath, trying not to react.

For the first time, you think Johnny might be right.

“Damn right, I am,” a voice says and you open your eyes, gaze fluttering to the side to see Johnny lounging against your couch. You turn around to see Takemura’s moved to the bathroom, probably to clean rice… however the fuck you make onigiri. You don’t know. You’re too tired to care about food, or feelings, or anything. “Never can trust a corpo. They all want one thing.”

“I don’t need to remind you that I was a corpo kid, do I?”

“Not anymore. It’s about principles.” Johnny’s tone is wry and you scowl at him. “What? If there’s one thing you might be able to relate to is that you both have ‘em. His might be wrong as shit, but…”

“Yeah, whatever.”

“Oh, don’t tell me you’re gonna forgive him. This guy’s got you wrong, V. You don’t waste time on people like that.”

“I don’t have time to stay angry with him,” you argue. “The fact is, I’m dying and he’s gonna be the only one who can save me.” Johnny sits up straight, leaning on his knees and you sigh, shaking your head. Resting your arm along the back of the couch, you fit your hand to your face, pinching the bridge of your nose. “Fuck.”

“Stop. Don’t do it, V. It’s not worth it,” Johnny warns, standing up and you wrench your gaze up as you shift your feet on the floor and lean forward, burying your face in your hands. “I can feel everything you are feeling, and if I have to deal with your indecisive debates on whether or not it’s worth it to become attached to this corp piece of shit, I’ll kill myself.”

“You’re already dead, Johnny.”

“Let me live a little.” He stands and edges around you as if he were real and you rest your chin in your palms, watching as his holographic imagine crosses you before glitching back into view again across the table. He sits down. “The truth is, you’re gonna have a hell of a problem.”

“I know.”

“So, stop.” Johnny says it like it’s so easy and you chew on your cheek as the faucet turns off and you turn around to see Takemura begin to leave your bathroom. His pale eyes catch yours and you turn around only to see your brain tumour’s gone and left you alone. It’s eerily quiet in your head and you stand, clearing your throat.

Takemura slips the clean rice into the rice cooker before closing it and you cross your arms below your breasts, squeezing yourself tightly. You feel bare in your clothes despite wearing your scuffed jacket. He regards you warily, and then he sighs, gesturing to the couch—a silent ask.

You nod, stepping back and letting him take where you were sitting earlier. You retreat across from him, where Johnny was sitting and he glances around your apartment. You wonder if he’s judging even more of you, but then he looks into his hands, swallowing visibly.

“V—"

“You’re not the only one with principles. Just because I kill for money don't mean I'd do anything for it,” you begin coldly, leaning back and studying him. “And nothing about my life has been easy. When I said you did what you had to do to keep food on the table, that wasn’t me judging you. That was me getting it, alright, Goro?” His eyes meet yours and you arch an eyebrow, scoffing. “Not my problem if you don’t believe me. Yeah, I oppose corps, because they ruined my life, and so many other people’s lives no one can count 'em, but that doesn't mean you're any better than me. You don’t get to make assumptions about me. You never get to make assumptions about Jackie.That is all I have to say.”

He nods, accepting your harsh tone and you bite your tongue, trying not to burn down the bridge anymore than you need to as you prop a foot up against the table. Takemura doesn't say anything for a hot moment and you think you've wasted your time. Your knee jiggles. He doesn't even look at you.

Then: “I must again say that we are both still grieving. We ache to lash out. That is why I said what I said, and why, I presume, you say what you say.” He steeples his fingers and regards you with those eyes, gorgeous in their own right. “I understand what I said was callous. You have been nothing but understanding to my own loss.”

“No shit.”

“And I understand Mr. Welles was your friend.”

“He was like my brother,” you correct icily. “He’s been there for me since the beginning, I—I can’t forgive you saying something like that about him so easily, Goro.”

He dips his head. “I understand. It is why I cook for you. It is how I best express myself." The corner of his mouth tugs up faintly in a mirthless facsimile of a smile before he exhales sharply through his nose, looking at you again. "I confess I have not had time recently to cook, but I will do my best.” Johnny’s link comes to life at the mention and your own stomach squirms silently. “We are in this together, V. I do not wish for you to be angry at me.”

“Don’t do it, V. Don’t take it.”

“Fuck off, Johnny. I’m starving.” Aloud, you say: “I’ll be angry for a while. Just… let me sleep on it and we'll see from there.” He nods and you let your arms fall to your sides as you sit up. “It’s been a long few days, so I just… I just want to not think about anything for a while, you know?”

“I understand.”

He says that a lot, you notice.

“Thank you for apologizing, at least,” you continue grudgingly. “Thanks.” You stand and gesture vaguely around the place. “Make yourself at home. I’m… I’m going to shower and scrub this grime off.” Dried blood, sweat, dirt, et cetera. He nods and stands as well, returning to the tiny cooking station he’s made for himself. You head to your closet, managing to pick out a clean shirt that’s a bit big and a jacket you ripped off a 6th Street goon a few weeks back. You just picked it up from the cleaners.

Heading for the bathroom, you set your crap on the toilet cover before poking your head out. Spotting Takemura sitting in front of the table, carefully sharpening a knife, you wait until he’s noticed you staring and he prompts you silently to ask.

“How’d you even know where I live, anyway?”

He turns his gaze back on the blade.

“Ms. Olszewski marked it in my map, should the need arise.”

“This was a need?” you ask, curiously sardonic. Takemura doesn’t smile back and again, you get that impression he either doesn’t know how or he doesn’t do it often enough to remember. For some reason, that makes you sad. "Could've left it well enough alone. You know that."

“Oh, come on, V,” Johnny murmurs in your ear. “Don’t wax poetics on this guy.”

You ignore him.

“I do not enjoy the thought of a rift between you and I,” admits Takemura. He sets down the knife and sighs, eyes flitting to you briefly. Your hand wraps around the doorframe and you press your lips into a faint frown. "I... I have grown used to you."

You nod despite the words punching into your chest. “I don’t like it when we fight either.” At least, that you don’t have to fight twice to figure out. Your expression eases and your shoulders drop. “I’ll just hop in. Help yourself to whatever you can find. Really.” He accepts your offer with another nod and you close the door. It locks and you press your back against the metal, tipping your head back.

“For the love of—“

“Shut it, Johnny. Just… just give me a second.”

And on one of the rare occassions that he listens to you, Silverhand says nothing about how your heart doesn’t feel like wrought iron anymore.

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