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2024: Donkey Hide Road to Riches Create Demand, Hike Prices

Another in the series of donkey-hide gelatin and the Africa – China donkey trade inspired by the work of University of Sydney Professor Lauren Johnston. The distinction between drugs recognized by the medical community and ‘health foods’, traditional remedies, and pure quack products is often blurred by false advertising, lobbying to persuade legislators to protect some categories of food…

[itbeaheadcannon]

hc that merlin and Gwen (who are besties btw) are absolutely running shit. Got a problem? Go to them - always to them. They're the ones who know the most about the castle and have full control of the royal schedules.

Uther does not know about this and neither does Arthur - however whenever either one of them pisses Merlin or Gwen off or they just do something like seriously fucked up (looking at you Uther you absolute ass) they bury them in work.

and I mean like bury them: making them wake up at like first light for an 'emergency' (apparently someone thought they saw a sorcerer) straight to training the Knights, to a meeting with the council to deal with the non-existant sorcerer, to confirmations of a celebration

they don't know what the celebration is for. (in truth it's not for anything, the castle just wanted an excuse for a party, and it's funny gaslighting the royals into thinking they approved some random ass celebration a few weeks ago)

The servants know and 100% annoy them with inane shit because their "input" is needed (no the fuck it's not, but getting to fuck over royalty is fun for them)

random servant #1 to Uther: Apologies for interrupting Sir, but the seamstress wanted to confirm time for your fitting for your outfit for the celebration tonight?

Uther, baffled asf running on 5hrs sleep: celebration? there is no celebration??? and what colour scheme

Servant #1 trying not to cackle: yes sir there is? you advised of it just last month - the seamstress just wanted to take last measurements

Servant #2 elbowing #1 to get their shit together: and the blue and purple scheme? You approved it over a month ago, and Prince Arthur confirmed last week before preparations were made.

(all the food is stuff Arthur and Uther barely tolerate and mildly hate and their alcohol is weak asf - meanwhile the knights and everyone else are eating amazingly, drunk off their asses)

more in the tags lol

[darkwingsnark]

Was struck by feelings for these goobers out of the blue, and so wanted to draw them. The OTP of Donkey Kong Country.

[frummpets]

GET PUFFY!!!!

outfit by @poorly-drawn-mdzs from this poll

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[sweetandglovelyart]

It’s a little bit late for Valentine’s Day but here’s the reveal of my cursed Kirby crack ship as promised: it’s Dyna Blade/Captain Vul and I envision their relationship dynamic as being like Donkey and Dragon’s relationship dynamic in the Shrek movies.

[toastedclownery]

Well. I've got guesses on every (public lol) character now. But the question remains

[elderlytourney]

10 old men have already qualified for the Old Man Tourney...but who will they face? AND WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME?

PREPARE YOURSELF, AND NOMINATE THE ELDERLY TODAY!

[angrylittleburd]

You are a God damned chimera, you know that you son of a bitch? 

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[krafterwrites-alt]

I got up in the middle of the night and while I was walking to the bathroom there was a banana peel near the bathroom door. I saw it, but that would've been the funniest moment of my entire life if I slipped and fell on a banana peel that had just materialized out of nowhere while trying to go to the bathroom at like 5:30 AM

[beazt]

creatures i have had to forcibly remove from the premises in the past week include, but are not limited to, a huge fucking dragonfly dude and a Carolina wren (this man does not have glasses to clean. he does not need my glasses cleaner)

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2024: Shandong Requests Comments on Donkey Hide Gelatin Industry Development

Now that many African countries have banned exports of donkey hides, a popular ingredient in Traditional Chinese Medicine drugs, the PRC processors and manufacturers are considering their response. The Shandong Province Department of Industry and Information Technology has just released a request for comments, translated below, on its draft policy which includes boosting donkey breeding within…

[ybcpatrick]

oh i watched the smackdown lowdown segment and its so much fuckign worse it just keeps getting worse. his voice gets all shaky and high because the water's cold. holy fuckign. oh my g od

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[angelxd-3303]

Pov: someone (probably either Peach or DK) told him he looks cute/handsome today