#maybe the reason we haven’t seen Vul in a game since 2008 is he’s hiding to avoid paying child support
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It’s a little bit late for Valentine’s Day but here’s the reveal of my cursed Kirby crack ship as promised: it’s Dyna Blade/Captain Vul and I envision their relationship dynamic as being like Donkey and Dragon’s relationship dynamic in the Shrek movies.
#my art#Kirby#Kirby fanart#Dyna Blade#Captain Vul#what do I even tag this ship as? Dyna Vul?#Meta Knight is shook lmao#sorry that this is a couple hours late I had to work today and got home kind of late so it took me longer to finish this#but anyways here it is finally my very cursed Kirby crack ship#they’re literally just Donkey and Dragon from the Shrek movies lmao that’s the vibe this relationship gives off#I started shipping this as a joke because I was wondering if Dyna Blade’s chicks had a dad/who the dad is#and I thought hey she and Vul are in the same game and they’re both birds what if Vul was the dad lmao#the main reason this ship can’t work is that Vul straight up shot her during Revenge of Meta Knight#she lived because we see her again in Star Allies but that would definitely end a relationship lmao#maybe they were together at one point and had the chicks but then they split up#Dyna Blade got the kids in the divorce lmao#maybe the reason we haven’t seen Vul in a game since 2008 is he’s hiding to avoid paying child support#Vul left to get milk and didn’t come back lmao#happy belated Valentine’s Day hope you enjoy this cursed ship
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