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"I'm willing to sacrifice myself by not voting-"
Well sacrifice your dumbass by moving there cos I ain't going down with your stupid asses. I ain't a good person when it comes to dumbfucks that have obviously been so coddled in a blue state they probably see their cellphone being taken away as oppression.
You haven't known suffering, you entitled annoying pieces of shit.
Go learn it.
Still voting for Harris cos I apparently love genocide and don't want Trump to win. Boofuckinghoo.
#us politics#politics#pendejos#no reblog cos idgaf what you've got to say#what are you unhinged fks gonna do? tell me you hope me and my family dies again?#disgusting effing losers#time to get gfm to send ALL of you to the frontlines#make yourself useful and shield them as we get them out and you... well SAcRifIcE yourself#done with your useless asses#i already got more people on board to vote harris and to donate to charity as well have helped new voters on how to fill out registration#while you cry a tantrum and piss people off into shitting on everything you say#you've even made people hate you enough to vote for harris outta spite. thanks for that though❤️#failures#each and every one of you delusional useless fucks#blue all the way#it is done LMAO#blueeeee af#everyone's blue 😤#i want all republicans OUT#HAS been done#i did my part#now gonna donate to the voting buses in some areas that don't have good transport#yes im using my evil american dollars for this#enjoy your socalled “sacrifice ” shit or whatever#im no longer trolling#my part is done and i voted for the badass that made kavanaugh cry#i also know my ballot was accepted cos i tracked that bitch#lmaooooi
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i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good
#i'm usually a sebastian kinda guy but i do think it's silly you have to say you like scifi to gain friendship points w him like cmon man#i will say though that. my bestie's baby daddy being named shane kinda does make it hard to like him 😭 unfortunate but not his fault#ik a lot of ppl are weird abt his recovery and his messy ass room bc they play stardew to make things look pretty or whatever#but i'm actually kind of glad he's a realistic depiction of addiction... the problem is his dependence on indulging in alcohol when he's#depressed not the fact that he drinks period... i think that a lot of ppl are unrealistic abt alcoholism (including me abt my dad's)#but concernedape did really good w him imo. anyways all this to say that i'm really glad shane never expects someone to be a certain way#i know most of the candidates are like. archetypes or whatever and i think that's fine they are very sweet and cute regardless but#i think maybe i didnt romance him before bc i related to him so badly that it hurt seeing myself reflected LMAO dead end life and being#suicidal about it like. i've never had a drug dependence but i'm not really in a position where i can ever make my own decisions anyways#but regardless. there is smth to someone who slowly warms up to you when they can't ignore your kindness any longer and have no reason to#act like an abused dog anymore which. does make me sad just to say but that is how he acts beforehand#idkkkkk idk i think people are always too caught up with his addiction and his messy room to actually see him without realizing that#getting better is a lot harder than it appears and that having a dirty room doesn't mean you aren't trying to be better. sigh#besides it's not like. the end of the world that he has a beer sometimes. have you tried going thru life completely sober? it sucks#ok im done LMAO but yeah i've found myself gravitating towards him this time around when i've romanced sebastian literally every playthru#til now. hmm!#ACTUALLY ONE MORE THING. i like how he's basically a twist on the classic useless husband trope in media where they love sports and drinking#but he's not a bad person and the only reason he's mean to you at first is because he hates himself and his own life and he makes an effort#the more you get close to him instead of the opposite. i like that a lot. ok now i'm done
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trying to decipher if the overwhelming dread & Thoughts are cause of the state of the world or cause i need a shower.
vent post in the tags. idk. do whatever 👍
#sorry bros im about to ventpost in these mf tags 👍#im so fucking tired man. im already suicidal to begin with but the Everything happening is making it Worse. Yippe Yahoo Hooray.#therapy in a week though so ive got that at least.#this is the worst time of year for shit to go south.but Uh Oh saying that makes me feel like a selfish fuckass because other people -#- have it worse. like. god fucking damn. i get Extra suicidal around september -> march range sure. but other people are literally suffering#like as we fucking speak. and ive done fuckall to help cause i dont know HOW to help. but thats not a fucking excuse#im just being comfortable in my lazy ass depression spiral cause im a selfish fucking prick. “i cant spare the energy to vett things”#other people are fucking dying and im over here like “noo im too tiwed :( i cant do anyfing so im not gona do anyfing cuz im wazy and tiwed”#what the fuck is wrong with me lmao. knowing me im not gona change shit anyway despite fucking complaining about it cause im just. fucking#Like That.#idk. i was reblogging some of those “hold in there dont kill yourselves” posts cause like. yk. suicide bad or fucking whatever. but someone#on this site said something along the lines of “ok but how many people reblogging/posting these told jews to kill themselves” and like.#i dont know. i dont fucking know dude. so i guess im not reblogging Those anymore.#theres bigger issues out there and here i am focusing on some queer people who might kill themselves. idk. i should just join them yk#cause i never fucking focus on the bigger shit cause “i dont know how” and “i dont want to make things worse so i just wont do anything” so#im not doing fuckall other than just being part of the fucking problem here.#i should probably just delete social media for a while and see from there.#or just fucking drink about it thats the other option. its worked for me before (lie) so i may as well do it again am i right#im sorry i never like. boost gofundmes or fundraisers and shit i just.#i dont have a fucking excuse. im just a lazy fucking bastard in my own stupid fucking comfort circle.#“oh no seeing that people are dying makes me uncomforyable :(” ok well people are fucking dying you self absorbed douchebag. why cant you#get off your stupid fucking ass and do something. get a job so you can fucking help people or *something#its not like you have to pay rent and shit.#<- all about myself. cause yk. self centered douchbag. hooray.#i dont pay rent and i dont have to pay for my own food. i still live with my parents. im fucking useless to society so i may as well get a#job and send the money i dont fucking need to somrone who DOES need it. but here i am.#in.my stupid fucking bed til noon cause “the world is scary and jobs are hard :(”#its fucking retail. retail isnt as fucking hard as like. construction and shit but here i am anyway “unable” to do shit.#i fucking could if i just fucking ballsed up and put up with shit. but no. here i fucking am going “nooo i should just kill myself instead”#vent post
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im like if the most useless boytoy twink was also an incredibly handy butch lesbian
#this post is about me collapsing as soon as i got home from work#where i used a garden hoe i sharpened myself to hack down+tear out a truly impressive thistle 3× my size while 3 of my coworkers watched#swung it overhead like an axe until the centre stalk (almost the size of my wrist) was felled. then hoed around it until the roots came free#& i could grab it with my hands where there werent any thorns. turned around and all 3 of em were lookin at me like 😳😳 lmao#but now im sitting in my bathtub bc i cant stand long enough to shower anymore hdksgsk#knew this morning it was a bad pain day but pushed thru it anyway bc!! there was work to do!! but now im gonna be totally useless for 24hrs#cest la vie i suppose#after the thistle was properly disposed of just kept tilling+weeding+fixin tomato cages in the fields. came home & felt sooo dykey+hot lmfao#was like ''fuck yeah man idk what was up with me this morning im feelin fine now! great even!''#then took my knee braces off to get into the shower & almost busted my ass on the tile when both of em gave out🤦#my shoulders are now reminding me that i Dont Have the muscle mass to use a bigass hoe like anything but a hoe w/out Paying For It later#its a good thing i have the day off tomorrow bc im going to turn into a slug as soon as im done steaming meself like a little dumpling#definitely thinkin about using my pathetic-wet-cat-charm to get someone to bring me food tonight tho... hmm#anyway. wheres that post#''im not a butch but i believe their beliefs''#its my exectution thats lacking lmao. but in any case#mwah. mwah mwah mwah#<-for all the butches out there. ily tysm youre wonderful#and to all the useless boytoy twinks out there: o7 <3#godspeed fellow hopeless fags. ily too. keep doin what yr doin lmao#bee speaks
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#poll#the art of making polls to poll#im talking specifically about me learning how to orient myself with the sun and the starts after reading il reame perduto and cronache del#mondo emerso when i was like 8yo#like#what if i just need to know how to build a stone pit to cook in the wild in the future?? i will lock onto this random ass skill from the#minimal description in this chapter in eragon and remember it for life#spotting tracks? done#walking quietly? done#recognizing wild plants? ehh could be better#climbing? halfway there#orienting myself? done and done#recognizing constellations? super done#building things on the spot? i got it#building a fire? doable in theory#many fundamentally useless skills in today's society that are key in random medieval/fantasy settings? im your girl#bandages? sewing? spinning threads? weaving? clay making? I COULD TRY MY HAND AT BLACKSMITHING AND ID BE SO HAPPY
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last post is because whiny rich entitled assholes r moving out here more and more and every time i see a tesla i want to floor it and crash both our cars together in one glorious blaze a final fiery kiss to drive down the average income
#i dont have a car anymore#idiots: i love trees! i love the forest so cottagecore!#idiots: cut down trees to build the blandest fucking modern mansions youve ever seen#idiots: i love local grown fresh vegetables and meat!#idiots: buy up the land it was grown on and shops used for selling it. complain about the smell of manure. useless fucks buying boats#also theyre mean to my dad. because they just are so fucking stupid#they want smooth roads to drive their shitty cars on. and when road work is done to maintain the roads its#GET THIS#'unacceptable; dont you know these are million dollar houses youre blocking off?'#quote to my dad. like you fucking idiot. you absolute fucking moronic idiot. you literal mongrel with your STEM job#thinking ur doing fucking anything by fielding two phone calls a day and doing fuck else. dare you to work a day in your Life. fucking ass.
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Mmmmmk… then do something about it instead of complaining about it on the internet accomplishing nothing but making clickbait companies rich over it trending. I’m getting really tired of this Hamas/Palestine spam from pornbots. Stop getting rich off people’s suffering and donate every fucking penny of that to aid the refugees over there you scumbag fucks. The only thing worse than wars are the soulless money bags that brand #blueandyellow everywhere for a year then leave the Ukraine in the dust when they find a new cash cow to exploit. A place that has been in 7 wars since the Holocaust that will never cease to stop fighting over religious territory and revenue over a super natural being they can’t even prove exists that murders and rapes children with their cultish buildings all over the planet. How about you stop fighting over a God that doesn’t even exist. We’re all just scientific matter no one understands the origin of. But God sure as Hell wouldn’t let priests molest and bury 6,000 children alive along Canada’s border if he even existed so shut the fuck up and just start being decent human beings. Start with that. And fuck billionaires. You greedy motherfuckers suck up all the world’s economic systems and then wonder where all your consumers went when they die of financial constraint YOU created for the whole globe with your greed. We don’t need a pissing contest to a trillion dollars, we need affordable living and vacations with the money you’re ciphoning up by inflating cost of living higher than minimum wage increase so that it changes nothing but poor people’s financial leashes and not your continual profits. Ban increasing cost of living and that will solve like 80% of the world’s problems. The point of raising wages to create comfortable living for ordinary citizens. We don’t care if you can’t afford 15 exotic cars instead of 12 while the working class ends up on the street over one missed paycheck. Fuck off. 🖕🏽
"Murdering 14,000 children is not 'Self-Defense'"
Poster spotted in Boston, Massachusetts
#<mic drop>#buy a plane ticket to Hamas and go fight in the war as an ally or stop making Verizon and other cell phone companies rich.#you don’t even know what you’re talking about… buncha keyboard edgelords that stand for nothing#if you think sitting around on social media all day reblogging for notes likes retweets etc is gonna stop a genocide you’re braindead#go show your cellphone spam to a soldier in Hamas and get shot in the face we’ll turn it into a scene pn South Park and Stan Marsh will#just do a heavy sigh over how stupid you are#leave up to racist idiots to sit around being like oOoooOoOomgggg the genocidal number is getting bigger let’s physically do nothing about#it and profit off of the cell phone revenue while it turns into a sob story#anyone that didn’t thoroughly read this and is spamming hate mail fuck off and die with the TLDR nonsense#your useless cell phone apathy is exactly COVID got out of control for so long#spamming threads about COVID deaths doesn’t form a cure#whining about Hamas isn’t going to stop a war#fly there#get a gun#fight back and defend them#but you won’t because you don’t actually care#you’re all posers#oooOOOoooOoOoOOoo Stan Darsh got his feelings hurt on the internet no one gives a fuck#log off go outside and take actual action or stop spamming people’s threads#i’d LOVE to see you talk to someone like that in the street and get your ass kicked#we’re here for memes kittens landscapes and art not your edgelord tangents that get nothing done#i don’t even follow you and I’m from Boston so which ever algorithmic dweeb in Silicon Valley is putting this in my livefeed you’re fired#you piss off a masshole you get a nice little critique from Harvard#stop being soft and go fight in the war if you care so much about it#you sound like a paintballer COD player that’s like I’m gonna join the marines!!! and never does#i never said I don’t care about the war I said I don’t care about your obnoxious meaningless spam that doesn’t do anything#learn to read before you attack an article you braindead Neanderthal#if spamming doomscroll posts did anything we’d have moderna world peace and a cure for cancer in like 24 hours
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Acceptance and respect of everyone sounds great but the problem with leftist groups irl especially anarchist lead groups of is it will eventually lead to you a place where it's considered "not cool" or "not okay" to say "magic isn't real" as to not offend the Wiccan. And then they expect to like. End capitalism.
#one woman told me her political action was sending hexes to trump#and i was expected to respond like that's not. a totally useless thing to do#teddy talks#like nothing wrong with it just if were in an actual political space of action#and I'm expected to talk baby#its crazy making#how do you expect to get anything done or interact with material conditions if i have to humour sensitive witches and soothe them to say#yes honey you're imaginary rituals are enough#get off your white witch ass and work god damn it
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Now why is my sister arguing with me about whether or not Munich airport makes you go through security when you fly back to the US 😭
#i think you have to go through when you enter too but i do not remember that i just Know i was in that long ass line going home#and like. we have ALWAYS done security in munich idk why shes acting like its something new#keeps being like 'but schengen area' girl you are LEAVING it its not about entering munich from zagreb its about leaving it to go home 😭#and then she was like well we have to do shit in the us too so whats the point like... girl you mean customs??? what are you talking about#it would either be security before you leave the country or after you enter and it would be soooo long if it was when you enter...#customs is a pain in the ass for sure but its just a long wait and literally a 20 second convo why are we acting like they did this to annoy#you specifically 😭 and im saying this as a travel HATER like flying does horrific things to me#i know your kids are feral and will be unbearable but like you and 90% of every other parent#maybe if your husband wasnt useless you would be less stressed
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so to run down my may:
i caught the flu* and spent like 6 days being very sick
i had such an emotionally heart wrenching dnd session, while i was on the tail end of my flu, that i literally threw up about it
after getting fucked around by technical issues, i got assigned to fucking abysmal group for an assignment
said group have done sweet fuck all in the 1.5 weeks i have been in this group, while i have done an entire** figma prototype based on someone elses previous assessment AND done user testing
arranged to meet up with a group member during class, which he ended up not attending, and when i got kicked out of the room by the next class and went to use the restroom, he called me twice via teams because he couldnt fucking wait 5 minutes after making me wait 2 hrs
caught the flu* a second time
had a task submission declined for a missed step after the submission deadline, resulting in my resubmission being marked as 'time exceeded' despite having submitted the task A MONTH AGO initially
had another task submission declined because i needed to take into account written feedback, which i have not recieved
had my period arrive several days early and without any of my usually pretty consistent tells
my group assignment is due this friday and im the only one who has done anything substantive
im going. a little insane.
#emetophobia /#im going to explode#i have a teams call with my group in like half an hour and i bet only the one guy will show up and be useless anyway#ITS DUE ON FRIDAY. IM THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS DONE SHIT FUCK#i know kids have other assignments but youre fucking joking#i say kids. mans my age. idk about the other guy#*i do not know if it is the flu. doesnt really matter. theyre been fucking abysmal to experience#**entire is generous but im doing it entirely on my own with absolutely no fucking input so ? eat my ass#im very angry at the moment#this isnt constructive for that im just. AAAGH
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#tag talk#hey bitches. she's afk so mom said it's my turn with the body. feels good to be back. I hate half of you parasites and I'm blocking some#same with Instagram. bunch of fucking drones posting shitty memes and sending the most unfunny jokes possible. blocking most of you there#started the process of sorting some things out with her girlfriend because damn some things are unacceptable and you've gotta say something.#she gets to do the soft and useless damage control later I guess I don't fucking care. I'm not going to let us get disrespected like that.#she lets it slide but I'm done taking shit.#sent an angry email to our therapist last night as well because fucking hell how can you be so incompetent at your fucking job.#Jesus h Christ didn't you study this in school or something? yeah we've gone through multiple therapists sorry that makes you insecure???#you're not the first and from the looks of things you're not going to be the last either.#saw the psychiatrist this morning and bipolar confirmed I guess. we'll see whether the new meds make much of a difference.#I kind of don't want them to though. I like being out and finally able to sort our shit out.#feels good to finally message people and tell them how I feel. I don't get a voice much anymore#and ugh I hate having long hair so much but I have to keep it because she needs it so I'll put up with it for her sake but damn I miss short#short hair was genuinely so fucking good and the hassle of long hair is so stupidly intensive but gender dysphoria so whatever I guess#anyway bye you mouth breathers I'm off to go get this stupid-ass body showered#I hate having a penis too though. that's one thing we can both agree on. it's so stupid and it hangs out and the shape is so stupid#God should take constructive criticism and also mean criticism because I have some opinions about how shitty his design is#anyway. bye idiots#Fade is such a fucking good band they were such a good pick for the Deadman Wonderland op
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All eyes on Rafah‼️‼️‼️
Go to the top tag and interact with it and make it go absolutely fucking viral.
And to anyone who is still complicit, get your head out of your ass.
Well done, I’m proud of them and quite impressed 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
(I will be removing/blocking useless comments, I do not need that in my comment section ty very much. Edit: However I will let the the idiocy speak for itself)
#all eyes on rafah#al jazeera#free palestine#palestine#gaza#palestine will never die#fuck isntreal#free gaza#palestine will be free#palestinian liberation#canada#canadian#university#students#canadian universities#montreal#montréal#news#news on palestine#news on gaza#current events#main stream media#fuck main stream media#fuck main stream news#media#good job#proud#👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽#fuck joe biden
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Hey
Hey Americans.
The federal government is about to get useless for at least a bit. This is a GREAT time to get involved in state level environmental orgs. That's where you're gonna be able to do the most for the next few years. Even a bit of casual volunteering can make a big difference.
I've done this off and on for years and when we go local we WIN. And friends winning feels good. This is how a lot of progressive agendas have won in this country. The whole US isn't out of this. People ARE still fighting climate change all around you.
You could be one of those people, in community with other people who are doing something.
doom and gloom "oooh everything is pointless oooh I'm so deep and edgy because I love trying to be the death of hope" people will just get blocked. I'm not talking to your crab-bucket ass.
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Forceful breeding with Perv!König (🌽 link)
CW; FORCED IMPREGNATION, BREEDING KINK, NON-CON/DUB-CON, AFAB!F!READER — MDNI 18+
König is looking out for himself. His oma and his mother are desperate for some children from König and have been pestering König as he ages. All könig thinks about is the soft giggles of a little baby, to hold his own child in his arms protectively, to care and look out for them like a father should.
Although, you're fearful of pregnancy. All the side effects and complications, the things that could possibly go wrong. Shame fills him when he thinks about what he could do to convince you, or get you pregnant, whether it was a consensual and conscious decision or not. König admires your drunken facial expressions, the smell of booze assaulting his nostrils when he takes in a deep breath beside you. Guilt leaves him conflicted, but inevitably, he chooses to take you. König knows it's wrong, but he wants it too much to bear.
You're too weak to fight against König, who quickly manhandles you into a position where you're vulnerable and powerless and unable to fight back. Even if you tried, your attempts would lead to wasted energy as König carries out with his sickening, distributing acts despite your pleas, all caused by his perversity, selfishness and corrupted perception of love. You don't react, or at least not until König is shoving himself inside to get this over and done with. The sound of your pained cries pulls at his heartstrings, but regardless, he ploughs into you with your legs pulled over his shoulders and your hands pinned to your sides, held in a fist as you dig your nails into your palms, choking on your sounds and sobs.
“I know, I know, it hurts, doesn't it? You're doing so, so well. You know this will benefit both of us, right? Just- a little bit longer, Suße...” He grunts out, working towards that desired release he's been dreaming about all day.
The impact of his hung balls slapping against your ass is excruciating. Your body contorts and trembles as you attempt to wriggle your way out of his firm grasp, useless as König begins to lean further into you, pushing all of his weight down onto you to slam into your ass. You gag at the feeling of König hitting deeper than before, right against your bruised cervix. It's obvious that König wants this, and he'll make sure not a drop leaves your hole.
Just think about how happy his mother will be, the excitement on his oma's face and the presents they'll bring you, little lamb...
#orla speaks#tw: forced impregnation#tw: forced breeding#tw: non con#konig x reader#konig x female reader#konig x reader smut#könig x reader#könig x you#könig x y/n#könig cod#könig call of duty#konig mw2#konig modern warfare#konig mwii#könig smut#konig cod#konig call of duty#konig smut#konig headcanons#konig x you#cod imagine#cod#cod x reader smut#cod x reader
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cis male college freshmen are singlehandedly responsible for my torment
#i work as a custodian in their dorm lol#every day there is some level of horror but after the weekends ( when nobody is in to clean ). oh my god#they also just do not fucking care if i am visibly / actively working somewhere ?????#like if i'm cleaning the showers they will just go in the one right next to me ( that i haven't done yet )#same with the counters + stalls#like good fucking god do y'all want me to clean up after your useless asses or not.#sorry for the brutality i'm really feeling it because they are all around my age and should fucking have a shred of decency lol#as per usual y'all owe janitors / cleaners / etc. every fucking thing#🦷
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My brother really messaged me out of the blue after 3 months of no contact then went offline huh
#did you have to do this on this; the last night of my dog’s life#like i’m not in a good headspace for whatever question this man is going to ask me#he led with ‘how are you’ so obviously i couldn’t say ‘i’m absolutely terrible john. thank you for asking’#there are a few possibilities here. either he genuinely wants to know what’s going on with me and start a conversation#or possibly he wants to meet for the first time. which. sir… sir we live in the north east and it’s about to be november#i mean i’ll get on a train to [redacted] but please don’t make me wander the streets#OR he wants me to tell our other brother about him which… oh god#listen. i know i have to do it sooner or later. but why’s it gotta fall on ME to message my other brother and be like ‘hey btw i did a dna#test and found this whole ass man. by the way our dad cheated on your mom with a 16 year old girl and fathered a whole extra child#who is 8 months older than you. so. talk amongst yourselves’ like whyyyyyyy#if my dad had lived 16 years longer HE could’ve done all of this but no. instead it’s me; his most useless progeny#y’know what maybe for nanowrimo i’ll write down my family history because it is fucking weird. like you think we’ve scratched the surface#here? not even. gather round and i’ll tell you the tale of whoever the FUCK gave my grandma that sweetheart brooch. and more…#personal
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