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so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

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I wish this necklace was the real deal.

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

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is it reasonable to show up 30+ mins late to class, an appointment, etc with the meal/drink that made you (at least in part) late

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here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

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how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards

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i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.

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I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That's a truly impressive level of failure. I'm watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic

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children are so fucking funny man

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hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

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"I'm not racist because unlike you people I don't look up their race before looking at their work" - an actual racist

If you're not a racist, you should say "yes, I should try to look for more diverse art in my spare time"

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i built in 10min of expected delay time AFTER adding on amtraks 40min delay and i still might miss my ride. i hate amtrak bro

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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing