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angelina-g · 7 months ago
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Will: Carrying the 10th dog home planning to adopt Hannibal: While I understand your urge to carry home every stray you see, there’s no way we could stuck another dog bed down the hall… Will: When there’s a will, there’s a way Hannibal: Will: What? I thought you LOVED puns.
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photosofyou · 1 year ago
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i feel so cute don’t you agreed?
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garlic-and-vanilla · 4 months ago
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My “what does it mean to be half-illithid anyway?” fic has been updated with a second chapter! Tav struggles along through their first day as a partial ceremorph. The Emperor… “helps.”
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helsteeth · 2 years ago
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Nothing a bit of dry humping won’t sort out.
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jondrettegirls · 10 months ago
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your tight virgin soul has never taken any damage when you're finished getting nailed it snaps right back into place you love all of your buddies you don't need to get to know them you just figure if they knew you they would love you anyway god holy mother god whoa oh god who loved me like a fawn what when so wrong god holy mother god… you're the holy mother god and i aspire to your goodness but the only thing i have inside to offer is a pit i suffer just to moan i scratch my itches to the bone i keep confessing 'til i hit the spot from which the guilt emits i'm only as divine as dirt no more human than peace on earth before i was a woman i was crazy first give me your worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god who loved me like a fawn what went so wrong i'll be your sin eater laugh if it's funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky fly trap honey do your worst i bet your tight virgin mind is working just like it's supposed to it holds onto good ideas and it lets the evil fade well my eyes look like dog eyes in a picture that was taken late at night with the flash on by a child in seventh grade and you're sitting there on photo booth you're angling the camera to prove to god and everyone that you can be a girl and i'm scarfing down a carcass entrails paint the bedroom walls and i am stuffing down the blood and i won't stop until i hurl i'm only as divine as dirt no more human than peace on earth before i was a woman i was crazy first do your worst i'll be your sin eater laugh if it's funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky fly trap honey give me your worst i'll be your sin eater i'll let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's nobody like me so i know that you need me give me your worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god who loved me like a fawn what went so wrong god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god who loved me like a fawn what went so wrong so if your natural state is guilt you think you're living for relief say you're sorry say you love it say you're evil underneath when you rip open the stitches you'll discover only mammal flesh and then you have to justify why you think you're a beast so spill all your toxic sin into my shallow doggie food bowl and i'll stuff my face down into it and gobble every bite my sticky mind will fidget with the evil doggie kibble and my gummy soul will swell with every tragedy i find i'm only as divine as dirt no more human than peace on earth before i was a woman i was crazy first give me your worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god who loved me like a fawn what the fuck went wrong i'll be your sin eater laugh if it's funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky fly trap honey give me your worst i'll be your sin eater i'll let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's nobody like me so i know that you need me give me your worst i'll be your sin eater i'll let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's nobody like me so i know that you need me give me your worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god who loved me like a fawn what went so wrong
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crinkle-eyed-boo · 1 year ago
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Hello Hello! New Louis picture! How does it make you feel?
Sad that I’m not cuddled up next to him on a couch, TBH. How does he look SO COZY ALL THE TIME?
(I missed his face, I’m so happy tour is back!!!)
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bugz4pper · 1 year ago
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the world is so beautiful but it would be slightly more beautiful if i could cook rice with my mind
the world is so beautiful but it would be slightly more beautiful if i could cook rice with my mind
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mumblesplash · 1 year ago
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i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers
you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.
AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character
see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.
mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.
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lilislegacy · 2 months ago
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percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night
annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love
grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—
percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—
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mikewheelerfan2022 · 6 months ago
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At this point I’m convinced the majority of people promoting voting for a third party are Russian bots. Voting third party fixes NOTHING and only takes away votes from Harris. You want third party? Wait until 2028. Hopefully Trump will be dead by then and it’ll be actually safe to do so. But this election is the most important in American history. VOTE BLUE
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penn-dragon · 1 year ago
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Thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble about my headcanons and to draw all the Straw Hats!
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affixjoy · 2 months ago
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phantomram-b00 · 1 year ago
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It’s…… I don’t have words about this-
Why,
Why is it violence to end an atrocity? Why is it violent to speak for peace? Why is it violent to end this genocide?
WHY?!
ATP it should be crystal clear that Palestine (Sudan, Congo, and much more countries) is trying to be free from this oppression. Trying to atp survive as more and more are DYING! This shouldn’t be a “oh who’s right” or “oh well to be devil’s advocate”
NO!
This. Is. Genocide we are talking about- WHY ARE WE TRYING TO DOWNPLAY OR SILENCE THAT??! Why?! I’m sick and I am tired of these businesses siding with the oppressor and aren’t seeing the glaring issue (or I’m realizing they don’t give a damn). I’m tired of the fact USA is siding with them to the point of denying for the ceasefire the SECOND TIME MIND YOU!! So again we here the grey area? There isn’t. This is a genocide plain and simple.
More people need to start talking about this. More people need to boycott. More people just need to do whatever they can to help Palestine (and Sudan and Congo). Donate, calling rep, anything. This can’t go on as 2024 rolls the corner. They need our help. And we need to help them.
If I sound angry in this post, I’m not sorry. This is upsetting and you should find this upsetting too.
From the river to the sea Palestine will be free
Go here for the reblog I posted
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osddid-i-do-that · 9 months ago
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Shoutout to all the hosts who thought arguing with the guys in your head was a normal way of “thinking about things” 😭
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starscream-is-my-wife · 23 days ago
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
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eggrolls-and-fandoms · 25 days ago
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Nonono you don’t get it you don’t get it. The wildcard player winning wild life, and it’s the first win that doesn’t feel tinged in grief and sadness. He still hears his friend’s voices, he laughs, he triumphs, he finally wins. It’s celebratory, it’s wonderful, it’s a blaze of glory, it’s wild. And he doesn’t fit neatly into what the Watchers want and picture - he could be a comet, a black hole, a chariot, and he crashes through it all and screams that he doesn’t need anything but himself. Setting a new precedent, changing the series, changing the winners forever. Changing what it means to be a winner. It’s his, after all. He’ll make it wild. And hey! The fandom is ours. Draw him as a comet, as a black hole, as a car, as something else entirely. Write him as triumphant, as grieving, as manic. Do whatever you want!!! Have fun!!! Make it wild!!
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