#don’t obey

[unexplainedthings]

[jabesa0]

🤍🤍🤍🤍

[mickeywabbit]

beamed that heatstroke guy with my brainworms ray, my condolences, looks terminal

[mammomlette]

Do you guys think Solomon’s candle in thirteens cave is like those birthday candles you blow out and immediately comes back to life. Every now and then Thirteen will get extra fed up with him and blow it out or nub it and every time it actually goes out, she gets excited, then she realises what she just did and oh no she could get in trouble for this and she’s actually grown pretty fond of him over time- oh and he’s back. Nevermind.

Whenever this happen Solomon just gets weak and his vision goes black and it’s been very badly timed to when he stands up so he just thinks he has low iron or something

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[xxgrimml0vrxx]

These are the type of texts you’d get from Levi after you two start dating btw

For my favorite Levi simp @l3viat8an lemme know if these fit him lovely 💛

[l3viat8an]

2 words, Levi + boobs

He's such a pathetic little loser begging to suck and touch them, he just can't get enough. Also imagine waking up in the middle of the night to him sucking them, he just couldn't wait til morning <3

Nsfw!

Two words I love omllllll-

‘n the first part is gonna sound a lil silly- probably- but it popped into my head and I don’t apologize :)

but Levi need to fidget with something 24/7 why do you think he’s always tapping away at his phone? It’s so he has something to do with his hands!!!

So obviously when you start dating his hands are gonna be on you more. Starting small like holding you hand ‘n playing with your fingers but as your relationship progresses….his hands move higher- like when you’re sitting in his lap and watching a new anime or whatever. Levi’s hands just resting on your chest, occasionally squeezing or you’ll feel his fingers pulling at your nipples.

It’s kinda weird he doesn't do it much during sex, but more subconsciously. doing it

Another example is like when you're both scrolling on your phones and you're leaning back against his chest, his hand would slowly, creep under your shirt and start squeezing.

It’s funny when Levi catches himself doing it too- his face burning bright red while stutters out an apology. Just remind him you really don’t mind-

Waking up to him sucking on them!!! >

Like your boobs just feel so good in his hands, so warm and soft~!!!

Levi thinks they deserve all the worshiping in the world and always makes sure to give them extra attention whenever he can. Like right now, while you sound asleep in his bed-

Levi slowly, carefully, crawls on top of you, sliding your shirt up, revealing your bare tits to him. and he just stares for a minute, watching as your tits rise and fall with every breath you take.

It’s looks so tantalizing, it’s like he can’t resist the urge to just…..touch them….just a bit.

so he gives in, his cold palm kneading your warm skin, ‘So, warm and soft…..’ he mumbles to himself, alternating between squeezing them roughly and massaging them almost lovingly.

Levi glances towards your face checking every few seconds minutes to make sure you’re not going to wake up, yet- a soft gasp falls from you lips when he gets a little bold and pinches your nipples,

Fuck it’s like you’re asking him to do this, to take care of them- how could he not?!

Your whole body shudders when little hot puffs of air hit your skin as he leans closer. can’t take it anymore, he needs them in his mouth, against his lips, to show you how much he loves them, loves you.

It’s honestly cute how much of a whining, panting mess Levi turns into as soon as he has a tit in his mouth. Your tits. suck, bite, kiss. he repeated this, kiss, bite, lick, suck…..until you finally wake up, finding an absolute mess of a demon practically drooling on you.

His warm mouth still latched onto your tit as, his big hand squeezes the other, making sure it doesn’t feel neglected until he decides to swap sides.

You can see a flash of fear in Levi’s eyes because you just ‘caught him’ sucking on your tits like a baby….whining too- But you just bring a hand up and push his bangs back, giving him a sleepy smile and sighing.

Fuck he could die happy, he mumbles something like, ‘Sorry I woke you up….’ but it’s muffled by your tit still in his mouth and he reallyyyyy doesn’t look sorry.

‘m not even gonna mention that Levi’s rutting his poor neglected cock against you the whole time and definitely cums in his pajama pants just from sucking on your boobs-

[afraidofbee]

Spoilers(?) Lesson 56

[slutifer]

mc: oh brother-

Mammon: which one?

mc: …what?

Mammon: which brother?

mc:…

mc: uhh, you?

Mammon: that’s right baby

[mallleus]

Canon Beel doesn’t really like Mammons food

[aballadforbarbatos]

MC has over 800 thousand followers on main.

this post gained thousands of retweets and likes in minutes.

lucifer, will you believe them if they say it was just a joke?

(oh yeah sorry for shit picture quality btw)

[jabesa0]

My Siren By The Seashore 🌊🐚

[maddymoreau]

Thinking about how Diavolo’s feelings transcend time and how in the Nightbringer UR+ card Demon Lord’s Castle Tour this conversation happens.

When asked, “Do you wish to see your father?”

Diavolo responds:

“I suppose I do . . .” isn’t the typical reaction to how a child would feel about wanting to see their parent. Especially when said parent has essentially been in a coma for a year.

Along with how Diavolo describe his father.

It makes more sense why when you learn in Lesson 56 how Diavolo was treated by him growing up.

Diavolo can tell when others are lying but is unable to understand his father’s intentions.

Diavolo mentions that he lived a very sheltered life growing up. That from a young age his father never allowed him a chance to talk to anyone outside the castle.

His childhood friend was Mephistopheles. A demon literally RAISED to be his friend. Putting a barrier between the two because Mephistopheles would put Diavolo on a pedestal.

The isolating childhood he experienced riddled with his strict father constantly scolding him.

Despite everything MC is so important to him he wants to see his father again so we can meet.

[mammomlette]

Reminder that MC poured part of their (mortal) lifespan candle into Beel’s to stop him from dying, so MC is probably going to die young (or at least younger than they would’ve previously)

[enoe-of-noen]

At a human world beach

Levi, with only swim shorts on: Hm, Mc? Are you not going in?

Mc, who is fully clothed: No, swimming’s not my thing.

Levi: Mn..but, it’s not..fun without you.

Mc: …that’s real sweet, Levi.

Levi: …

Levi: Mm..okay.

Levi: *Sits down next to Mc.*

Mc: Levi, you don’t have to-

Levi: I’m not going in if you’re not.

Mc: …

Mc: Levi, seriously, go enjoy yourself. I just don’t like swimming.

Levi: But-

Mc: No buts, go have some fun.

Levi:

Mc:

Mc: Neither of us are backing down, huh?

Levi: No.

Mc: *Sighs*

Mc: Fine. *Takes off their clothes to show swimwear underneath*

Levi: Ack!

Mc: It’s just a little skin.

Levi: *Red*

[xxgrimml0vrxx]

These are the type of texts you’d get from Mammon after you two start dating btw

this is just an excuse for me to post these texts tbh I’ve been working on a ship board for MC and Mammon and HAVE to share something :p