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Don’t look at me. I’m totally not staying up and reading angsty Sonadow fics on a school night.


#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sonic fanfic#don’t hit me#ToT#it’s a good fic tho aaah#it’s called Star Rise#it’s good
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I guess you could say op is queer coding huh

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.
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It’s ladies night at the gay bar Eddie works at which means no men allowed, which means, ‘how the hell did this dork in a polo make it pass the bouncer and how the hell has no one complained about him yet?’
Eddie watches the admittedly gorgeous guy approach the bar and ask for a drink. Eddie responds with, “How did you get past Frank?”
“The bouncer?” Pretty boy asks. “Oh, I asked if I could come in.”
“You asked?”
“Yeah?”
“And he let you?”
“Yeahhh?”
“None of these girls are going to go for you,” Eddie tells him in case he somehow missed that this was the queerest bar in town. “They’re lesbians. They like women.”
“I know!” The guy - Steve, Eddie will find out later - smiles, bright and big. “Isn’t that great?!”
Something in Eddie curdles with disgust because, “Nice try, buddy. You’re not going to ‘turn’ a lesbian.”
“Hope not,” Steve laughs and then pulls a stack of Polaroids out of his pocket. “Look at this.”
He holds one out to Eddie, showing him the image of a girl looking done-as-shit with the camera in her face. There’s a phone number written at the bottom.
“This is Robin," Steve says fondly. “Shes my best friend, and a lesbian, and the best person I’ve ever met, and I love her…she deserves a girlfriend so I’m-“
“Advertising her?”
“Helping get her a date,” Steve finishes. “This will make a great story at their wedding.”
“That’s insane…and strangely endearing.”
“Yeah, I’m like that,” Steve says, sliding over a Polaroid of Robin giving the camera the bird. “That’s my phone number too. Just so you know.”
#Steve basically: I’m going to get Robin a girlfriend in the most mortifyingly embarrassing way possible even if it kills me#also Steve: *drunk crying to a group of lesbians that adopted him about how Robin is so awkward and deserves to be love despite that*#Robin randomly getting an influx of attractive women hitting on her at her campus bookstore job: ????#Robin: Steve has something to do with this. I don’t know how but I know he does#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley
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i’m coping really normal about not getting a movie code
#edit: there’s another drawing in the notes ^^ someone was kind enough to give me a code!#i’m canadian so i’ve gotta wait another couple weeks to even see the movie and they don’t even have codes here#god i want the 2 stars though. the fomo’s hitting so hard#doodles#my art#mafuyu asahina#prsk fa#prsk#project sekai
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bari saxthur got lucky in that kayne didn’t write him a part in The Wager so he didn’t have to go to the world’s longest and ugliest rehearsals
#malevolent#this is so stupid i’m sorry 😭#comic#fan comic#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#baja’s blasting#my art#shitpost#fanart#malevolent fanart#bari sax#bari saxthur#idk why this tickles me so but it rly cracks me up. john is SO MAD#malevolent part 1#malevolent season 1#procreate#malevolent podcast#nobody look at me i whipped this up in a three hour dash bc the vision hit#malevolent au#BARI SAXTHUR IS IN FACT CANON COMPLIANT! NO ONE CAN PROVE ME WRONG!#illustration#yes he’s playing moanin. imagine malevolent but with kick ass licks where faroe’s song would be. i am plagued by such beautiful visions#jarthur#can you guys tell i’m a band kid yet. malevolent marching band au when#i know he looks different in every panel i don’t even care. fuck my stupid baka life#tuba arthur next i can’t be stopped. drums arthur. like hit film whiplash but with more major character death. theraminthur.#hey google when did they come up with the theramin#do you think i could commission harlan to voice this. i can hear john so clearly in my mind
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Happy 1 year anniversary to FNAF ruin!!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#cassie fnaf#gregory fnaf#mimic#mimic fnaf#fnaf ruin#fnaf security breach#fnaf fanart#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO PEAK!!#tbh I don’t draw mini like anniversary drawings often but#I really wanted to draw Cassie and the mimic again 🙏🏾#this basically sums up what’s going on in ruin#just the mimic putting on new costumes and doing a voice#to order others around to get what they need etc#Cassie doesn’t want to yell at Gregory 😔#and the mimic definitely knows that#TBH THIS comic truly kills me#it hits my funny bone so I hope yall like this too#love you ruin 💜💜💜
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Vander was generous with touch — a rough smack on the back, a warm hand on the shoulder, a friendly mussing of the hair. So it meant nothing when he pulled Silco into his arms and planted a big, wet kiss on his cheek whenever he saw him … right?
#silco#vander#arcane#zaundads#vanco#silco x vander#someone needs to come hit me with a hammer if i don’t draw their old versions next#i have written so much fic about these guys it’s actually become a problem god help me get me out of here
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aroace sonic: *says the most flirty shit ever* also aroace sonic seconds later: *does a backflip of the couch and almost lands on his face* literally anyone: wtf.




He’s got the range
(Aroace Sonic compliments pt 4)
#KNOX ART (me)#Sonic the Hedgehog#Knuckles the Echidna#Miles Tails Prower#Shadow the Hedgehog#Amy Rose#Rouge the Bat#asks#toomanyfandomsorkinafs#been trying to think of the word that describes sonic for like an hour and i don’t remember it#something about the range of his characteristics baffling everybody I DUNNO OUGH#goofy one second dead serious at the drop of a hat#confident smug and annoying one second then genuine or flirty the next#seeing little peeks of something more underneath whatever he’s got going on and then he’s walked into a wall#DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED CAUSE I CANT’ REMEMBER THE WORD BUT IT’S HIM#pov you wonder if you might highkey be falling in love and then he does something stupid and you cannot believe that’s the same guy who was#just waxing poetry about your eyes two minutes ago#how to describe this is PLATONICALLY falling in love btw#like everyone’s a little bit in love with Sonic methinks#Tails is just appalled by the fact Sonic makes people blush and then hits a lamppost with his face his brother is NOT cool#(he very much somehow still thinks his brother is cool)#I DUNNO HOW TO ARTICULATE THIS PROPERLY [HITS EVERYONE WITH THE ASPEC BEAM]#forgot Amy’s hair things oops#i knew something was off i just couldn’t’ figure out what hGLKJSDF#I’ve got all the feelings and none of the words gents#Aroace Sonic
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hubby Price driving you around at night like a newborn baby when you can’t sleep. radio turned on low, the rumble of the car surrounding you, his big hand gently pawing at the meat of your thigh. he takes turns slow, drives under the neighborhood speed limit - you’re the only ones out right now anyways. once you’re drifting off he takes the long way home, carefully parking before unbuckling you. big bear of a man, cradles you in his arms as he scoops you up, makes sure the car door doesn’t slam as he closes it. carries you all the way to bed, tucking you in all delicate. he doesn’t want to risk waking you up by crawling into bed so soon, instead he goes to sit in the living room for an hour or so, just to be sure, doing some light reading before he joins you
#yearning for big bear of a man Price#don’t look at me#price#john price#captain price#price cod#price call of duty#price headcanons#price x you#price x reader#john price x you#john price x reader#cod#cod thoughts#call of duty#hit post
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#twin freaks#twin peaks#a second plane has hit the twin peaks#my special agent#special agent dale cooper#the owls are not what they seem#twin memes#twin peaks meme#twin tweets#fire walk with me#kyle maclachlan#twin peens#twin tweaks#twin peeps#twin twinks#twin peaks memes#the black lodge#black lodge#david lynch#dale cooper my beloved#please don’t make me get a job
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I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point
#I joined tumblr for the aesthetics and now I’m here bc it’s the most low pressure social media to be on#Instagram is ppl’s highlight reel but Tumblr is where u see their pure thoughts unobstructed and I adore that#It’s very nice to have people to relate to and is def the main appeal to me but I don’t think there’s much more to it than that genuinely#Monetization on tumblr isn’t a thing and probably won’t be so it feels stupid to put more stake than necessary in it. Like you’re in the#Trenches over tumblr of all things. Embarrassing#I know chronically online people exist bc I have seen them in my or somebody else’s inbox but imagine waking up at 70 one day and the#Realization hitting u like a freight time that u wasted all ur time thinking tumblr. TUMBLR. This dying website. Has enough weight for u to#be sending anon hate or reviewing ppl’s blogs like they’re some kind of product. Brother this is licherally tumblr#I choose to laugh at this behavior than take it seriously bc absolutely no one is driving me crazy on my OWN blog. On tumblr dot com.#I refuse#I will do whatever I want forever etc
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#poll#I know there’s things I’m forgetting lol#also note: things like ‘delulu’ and ‘neurospicy’ aren’t on there for a reason#and that’s because they’re just Bad Always#I wanna make a note on the OG post but it won’t let me put text under the poll?#I don’t hate all of these it’s just ones I could think of off the top of my head#idk man sometimes things just hit the wrong button I can’t explain it
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Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!
Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡
#yap time#Kremy also could’ve been Regina but two reasons I didn’t is cause I didn’t want to draw him and also frost as Regina is just funnier#this did NUMBERS on the discord jeez#I kind of love torbeks outfit in this actually#frosts heels are totally realistic dont fact check it just trust me would I lie to you (🐊)#me after making the most croppable watermark in the world#wtv#frost kind of ate this one I fear#morning FROST 💜#torbek doesn’t have his witchlight canisters for totally real reasons that aren’t just artist laziness I promise#my fucking legs#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#morning frost#torbek#gideon coal#gricko grimgrin#mean girls#don’t ask me who anyone else is I have no clue#LOOK at his fucking legs (they took me so long to figure out I hate this guy I’m hitting him with hammers.)
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missing big bro hours 💔
#local little kid is home alone for days at a time#has moments where he misses his big brother a lot#you can not convince me that tails always handles being home alone constantly very well#like i don’t think he asks sonic to come home or anything#it just kinda hits him harder some nights and he’s over it by the next morning lol#i think they text each other all the time when sonic is out but that’s not the same as being in the same room as him#sleeping on sonic’s couch in the workshop whenever he’s lonely 💔#miles tails prower#art
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Oke... I don't want to make you designe stuff just because, I'm sure you work a lot, and you deserve a break. But after your recent Re-verse art, I can't forget the ide of the girls having their "Lovebug" outfit too... 🖤Lovenoir🐈⬛ and ❤️Passionelle🐞or something... I imagine in that au both of them have an eye on Adrien (in civil, as Marinette has the cat Miraculous), and kinda bet on who can integrate him to the team, so they offer him different Miraculous... Like Aspic in Desperada, but 100x...😅
Even if you don't do it, I love both your Lovebug and Re-verse designe, they are crazy cool 😁
Dude, honestly I was secretly hoping someone would ask for this (cuz I love LoveyBug)
Here they are:

They still hate each other (but more discreetly this time).
#them having a cat fight over Adrien would be so funny too#you guys are totally free to request stuff for me to draw in my inbox btw#just know that it may take me a hot second to get to it- the inspiration stick has to hit me first#kwami swap#loveybug#loveybug au#miraculous ladybug au#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug loveybug au#coccinella#lila rossi#lady noire#noire#marinette dupain cheng#art#my art#ask#miraculous coccinella#fanart#miraculous coccinella au#loveynoire#I would go for Passionella for her name but unfortunately it has a weird book attached to that name and I don’t want to imply anything#so Cuorella (heart girl in Italian) is what I’ll go with here#even though passionella sounds better#sigh#miraculous ladybug fanart
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