#don’t doubt

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton into the FNAF-verse

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[digitalmyyth]

Oh I’m sure

[frownyalfred]

Pissed-off Batkid: “I’m not Batman.”

[authority figure] who’s about to ruin their entire year: “Yeah, that much is pretty obvious. Because Batman would’ve already figured a way out of this shit.”

[emotional-witch620]

Buck *bringing coffee to a very tired Eddie at the start of a shift*: I passed by that coffee shop you like on Sunset.

Eddie *very tired and in love with that man*: You’re a godsend, Buck! I don’t know how to repay you. Do you want my first born child?

Buck *also in love, snorting*: I already have your first born child.

Hen :

Chim :

Bobby :

Chim : Please tell me they’re hearing themselves. Guys, are you hearing yourself? Have you gotten married without informing us?

[wormzandgutz]

redraw of my Spideypool from May

[hamable]

Riz giving Fabian disadvantage while getting a gold tattoo in hell is killing me for two reasons:

1. Fabian receives disadvantage on remaining calm and conscious because his best friend can’t stop making nervous eye contact, and

2. Said best friend is canonically covered in less-than-advisable tattoos of clues from a previous adventure.

BONUS

3: Riz immediately passes out

[justalittleguest]

[bewuvved]

Every Sam is the protagonist of misfits and magic truthers come get your flowers 💐💐

[lyrebirdswrites]

Folding laundry. Folding LAUNDRY 💕😭💕😭 Megumi’s dream is to live peacefully in a day-to-day routine with Tsumiki and Yuuji by his side. His DREAM LIFE is to COOK MEALS and FOLD LAUNDRY with Yuuji. To make a lifetime of domestic habits WITH YUUJI. If you told me this dialogue was pulled directly from a fanfic I would not question you. I can’t believe this is actually real. They love each other so much that they’re willing to live for each other. When they imagine their happiest future they reflexively picture each other in it. They’re canonically the #1 most important living person in each other’s lives. They’re going to save each other just like they promised and they’re going to save all of Japan from Sukuna while they’re at it. An apocalypse singlehandedly averted by the power of true love THATS MY ITAFUSHI

[dearestgentlereaders]

colin bridgerton canonically writes smut fics for his wife

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael is FNAF Baby's number #1 hater

[snotbuggle]

Me watching Jod betray the kids even though literally every character who ever knew him told us this would happen

[dnpbeats]

been thinking (dangerous thing for me to be doing) about the funniest possible hard launch. I’ve decided it would be for them to pay homage to all those “edit this bit out” headcanons/fics from like 2015. they post a video titled “???” and it’s a bunch of clips from various videos of them kissing during filming and then being like “need to edit that out” or whatever they’d say. HOWEVER the kicker is that they still edit out the actual kissing. So it’s like 15 clips of them leaning in, lips millimeters apart and then a jump cut to them away from each other again being like “anyway 😌” like it would be a ~hard launch and yet still we never see them kiss. absolute crack up

[catdemontraphouse]

Damn bitch I just realized watching the new episode… regardless of whether or not Undertaker is related to Ciel by blood, the whole Undertaker makin zombies that attack OCiel is extremely fucked from a weird emotional perspective I hadn’t considered before.

Imagine ur creepy uncle SUDDENLY STARTS RESURRECTING THE FUCKIN DEAD AS KILLER ZOMBIES?? CUZ HES TECHNICALLY A DEAD GUY TOO?! Like idk how close the twins got to him growing up but he was around. Maybe it’s more like “dad’s creepy friend” than “my creepy uncle” but still. That’s weird as all fuck.

If that happened to me that my weird uncle by association was a death god who made zombies I’d be shook as fuck too, no wonder Ciel looks absolutely terrified in this episode lol

Like it’s worse than just “some random loco is making zombies” or “the crackhead who gives me intel is making zombies” it’s “THE GUY WHO USED TO COME OVER MY HOUSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE IS MAKING ZOMBIES”

[the-meme-monarch]

what if i Entirely made up another relationship but with the express intent that they Don’t get together actually. this started out as a lol an lmao even but honestly i think i needed this. cathartically

based on the tags of my post here

👍if you ship scc go away