#do not attempt

[there-goes-trouble]

Trans girl who doesn't go to voice coaching but instead carries a flask full of helium and takes zips from it at discrete moments

[bearotonin-international]

Can you kiss a polar bear?

uh.. if you don’t mind dying, then yeah probably.

[malbecmusings]

Not today big boy - ©adrianamarine

[a-hearts-a-heavy-burden]

The

AMAZING

Devil

are

FAE

and

they

Own

my

SOUL

[literallycrowley]

// combined the aziraphale playlist and the crowley playlist, added a couple queen songs and every day by buddy holly, and i am in pieces. 10/10 don't ever do this

[nicosraf]

How to ask Lucifer on a date? Fuck Michael, I'LL worship him for eternity.

Depends on which Lucifer!!! Part 1 Lucifer you can just pick up and throw over your shoulder and take him anywhere nice. But if you want to ask him out, he'll cry a bit, and you'll have to convince him that you actually want to be his friend. He would enjoy going to watch a fight with you or cooking with you or anything fun really.

Part 2 Lucifer wants you to kiss the back of his hand and ask, softly, if he'll spare you a second of his precious time to dance. If you're cute, he says yes. If you fumble too much, he says he's too busy. Lucifer isn't interested in anyone who's weak.

You can try asking Devil Lucifer on a date but... I would advise you don't.

[satelite-kun-main]

I just feared for my life because of a fucking website jumpscare

Pro tip for anyone trying to acces Kekma(.NET)

TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING VOLUME AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF ACCESSING THE SITE IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH

My god

Thought it was just a cheap spook but oh god it is FAR from that

[pumpkingeorge]

Hoppy Easter

[chxsn1]

fucking you so deep you bleed; realizing why you've been so wet and loud this whole time. kissing as i ask if you're okay, softly licking you clean before sliding back in and pounding until you've bloodied my dick all over again

[therottenkingsreckoning]

God couldn't stop me and neither can you

[germaphobephysicist]

Lesson learned:

Car batteries don't like being used to melt metal. Also your car shuts off if you try to turn it into a welder.

[kensatou]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Sorry, but having Zuko actually fight back against Ozai during their Agni Kai is just wrong. He was a child, only 13 at the time, afraid to fight his own father and was mutilated as punishment, because Ozai saw Zuko's begging and unwillingness to fight as unforgiveable weakness.

The Angi Kai isn't meant to be a showcase of Zuko's fighting potential (that's what the Zhao fight is for), but to show the utter cruelty of Ozai.

[cemeterything]

"consensual but not safe or sane" is my favourite fanfiction tag because it's like prefacing something dangerous with the warning "don't try this at home!" but instead of a risky driving manoeuvre or whatever it's a scene where a character vivisects another and applies an electric current to their nerve endings to see how their insides move (sexually)

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[normal-hands]

JEEEEZUS I tried saltwater. I tried mouthwash. Nothing. So I tried clove oil.

MAMA MIA THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL. Also I have Kylie Jenner lips and difficulty talking. But my gums feel better :)