#do not attempt

[bearotonin-international]

Can you kiss a polar bear?

uh.. if you don’t mind dying, then yeah probably.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Do not tempt me. Maybe this would be a nice evening activity to stave off the boredom.

[there-goes-trouble]

Trans girl who doesn't go to voice coaching but instead carries a flask full of helium and takes zips from it at discrete moments

[malbecmusings]

Not today big boy - ©adrianamarine

[itsreaditandwow2]

It's crushing my belt into my belly bone.

Anthony Padilla

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Avatar: The Legend of Korra [2014]

[p1nkparader]

How to make friends in college:

1. Meow

2. Wear cool clothes so ppl will comment on them and then you can then compljment them and then hug and tackle them to the ground and force them into being your friend

3. Meow

[yume-fanfare]

though i think last year's world cup semifinals were still more memorable because they happened the same day atlantis started. an absolute insane 2-1 match that had been 0-0 up until the last 10 minutes AND it was at the same time as bombshells such as "a second arranged marriage proposal has hit eichi tenshouin" were delivered. and i was on a hike. absolute insane energy

[nicosraf]

How to ask Lucifer on a date? Fuck Michael, I'LL worship him for eternity.

Depends on which Lucifer!!! Part 1 Lucifer you can just pick up and throw over your shoulder and take him anywhere nice. But if you want to ask him out, he'll cry a bit, and you'll have to convince him that you actually want to be his friend. He would enjoy going to watch a fight with you or cooking with you or anything fun really.

Part 2 Lucifer wants you to kiss the back of his hand and ask, softly, if he'll spare you a second of his precious time to dance. If you're cute, he says yes. If you fumble too much, he says he's too busy. Lucifer isn't interested in anyone who's weak.

You can try asking Devil Lucifer on a date but... I would advise you don't.

[c0l0rsp1k3]

I just feared for my life because of a fucking website jumpscare

Pro tip for anyone trying to acces Kekma(.NET)

TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING VOLUME AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF ACCESSING THE SITE IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH

My god

Thought it was just a cheap spook but oh god it is FAR from that

[pumpkingeorge]

Hoppy Easter

[chxsn1]

fucking you so deep you bleed; realizing why you've been so wet and loud this whole time. kissing as i ask if you're okay, softly licking you clean before sliding back in and pounding until you've bloodied my dick all over again

[therottenkingsreckoning]

God couldn't stop me and neither can you

[germaphobephysicist]

Lesson learned:

Car batteries don't like being used to melt metal. Also your car shuts off if you try to turn it into a welder.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[malenjoyer]

WE'RE SO BACK