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I cannot believe this actually happened!

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I just booped someone 100 times in one popup :3

I want to do this again so lmk if you want me to do 100 for you :D

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I think you meant 10 phone dollars

Your gifset made my phone sick here is the medical bill

┏━━━━━━━━┓

┃ 1 phone ┃

┃ dollar ┃

┗━━━━━━━━┛

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As an autistic person, this is 100% how it works

I bet you’re autistic aren’t you. I’m autistic I can sniff it out. Ooh boy I’m inhaling so hard right now. I can smell it. I can smell the neurodivergency from here mouse boy. You’re atomic. You’re an element on the periodic table you yellow fuck.

Well I am not Autistic, but you're so confident about it it's making me second-guess myself.

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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

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thank you for being reasonable about astrology!!! also as one of the dreaded non westerners whose culture includes “””””””non western astrology””””””” it sucks!!!! the fact that astrology is common in my culture actually does not mean it’s GOOD. it’s a tool that religious figures can use to tell women to stop going to school, queer people they will stop being queer, people in scheduled castes that they’ll never amount to anything. it’s also completely meaningless hence why astrologers always tell morons to get married at the specific time that their cousins wedding venue is available 🤔🤔 anyway just because something is Not Western does not mean it’s Good over here. sometimes things are stupid wherever they come from, so thank you for seeing the stupidity and pointing it out

I love how every time I bag on astrology some wieners come crawling out of the woodwork to go "um that's part of some people's Culture you can't say that" and then inevitably numerous people show up to say "hi I'm from the Astrology Culture and it sucks shit" this happens every single time without fail

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Awesome prank idea:

First, become president.

Gain a reputation for honesty and integrity.

Most of the way through your first term hire someone to assassinate you at your next speech.

Finish the speech by hurriedly saying "Aliens are real! You've all been lied to! The CIA has been hiding them since 19-"

Your sentence is cut off by the sound of a gunshot. You fall over on the stage.

Chaos ensues.

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Fathom and Indigo.

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I definitely am

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Had to let a BAT outside at work today.

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Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

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Clay: I'm not jealous, I'm envious.

Clay: Jealousy is being afraid that someone is trying to take something that's yours. Envy is wanting what someone else has.

Starflight: ...

Starflight: *checks a dictionary*

Starflight: Holy shit, he's right.

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follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

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Clay: How long have you been standing there?

Peril: Don't try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.

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Where does he keep pulling all those weapons from?? He has no pockets!

-Glory, about Deathbringer