lotsa-spiders-man
lots'a spiders, man
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A fan blog for obscure or niche Spider-Man topics and media, and general rambling about everyone's favorite web-slinger. Mostly centered around 90's to 2000's era Spidey, but anything goes.
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lotsa-spiders-man · 2 months ago
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Absolutely nothing brings me more joy than finding high quality images of the actuators, so I figured I'd share these ones I found today!
I believe this is the same statue from this photo and this photo, judging by the swapped top and bottom claw. My guess is at some kind of exhibition, although when and where I could not tell you. I'm 90% confident it's not at a Spider-Man specific event, judging by the background items.
Source!
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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Spider-Man toys in a Toys R Us catalogue, originally posted by NostalgiaFolder
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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He's so menacing.
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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Tobey cried the way we cry, and I stan that. I sure as hell don't look cute when I'm miserable.
everyone makes fun of they way tobey cried but so many actors have this single stream of tears while they look stoically into the distance but peter parker UGLY cried and tbh relatable
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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please make it canon sony
(originally posted in 2022)    
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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DOES ANYBODY FROM THE 2000S REMEMBERS THIS FUCKING DOC OCK FROM THE LAZER COLLECTION???!!!
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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One thing I still don't like that the Insomniac Spider-Man games and then the MCU did was make Jameson into a character who was inspired by Alex Jones. When Miles finds out that Peter has their suits automatically listen in on JJJ's podcasts, Miles jokes that Peter's a masochist, but that's missing the point! Peter hates JJJ's vendetta against Spider-Man but respects the guy himself because even when JJJ's an asshole, Peter legitimately likes the guy somehow.
The best rendition of him is still in the Tobey Maguire movies where Green Goblin has him by the throat and demands to find out who takes pictures of Spider-Man with Peter right there, but JJJ lies to Goblin's face that the photos come in the mail because he protects his staff.
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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Some people: “Tobeys Peter was bland.”
Me punching the air, trying to go web go: “HES A SHY, AWKWARD NERD WHO WAS CONSTANTLY BULLIED AND PUT DOWN, WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AND GUILT ON HIS SHOULDERS WHO HOLDS AND BOTTLES EVERYTHING IN. HE IS DELIBERATELY PLAYED THAT WAY AND IT WORKS. JUST BECAUSE HE ISN’T AS CHARISMATIC OR EXPRESSIVE TO YOU AS ANDREW OR TOM DOESN’T MEAN HE ISNT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. YOU MAY JUST LIKE A DIFFERENT INTERPRETATION OF PETER PARKER WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AWESOME? TOBEY AS PETER PARKER/SPIDERMAN! IN THIS ESSAY ILL BE-”
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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Thought I would share some of my analogue work this week!
Starting with these portraits that I've been working on for ages 🕷️
Now I have finished them they are going straight on my wall!
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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I had to figure out comparative Raimi-verse and Webb-verse character strength for a fic once and found out that this scene:
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has absolutely bonkers implications (and is also physically impossible).
For reference, the thing that's attached to the other end of that cable he's holding is a pre-2010 Roosevelt Tramway car. It weighs 18,300 pounds, or 9.16 tons, when empty, and it is currently loaded (though I'll be ignoring the weight of the passengers in this post for the sake of easier math). That is an absolutely insane amount of weight to hold one-handed, and he's not bracing or shifting his weight to counter it at all.
This means that Norman is much, much stronger than the 800% increase in strength promised by the performance enhancers. I don't know exactly how the ratios translate, but if Norman can hold 9 tons without effort in one hand, he can probably bench press two or three times that. Eight times the current unequipped bench press record is 6,256 pounds, or 3.12 tons, roughly a third of the weight he is currently supporting. And Peter is capable of beating Norman hand-to-hand, which requires a rough parity in strength. Therefore, Peter is also absolutely insanely strong. They're both closer to Thor's weight class than to Captain America's.
So much for the overanalysis of what this single shot means for Norman and Peter's abilities. Here's where we get to what makes the scene impossible: weight ratios. Norman is not sticky, like Peter. He does not have foot clamps on the bridge like he does on his glider. There is no physical way that a 180-190 pound dude, however inhumanly strong, can hold that much weight without skidding right off of the bridge into freefall. By all rights, this should not be a shot of the Green Goblin standing menacingly over Peter Parker, it should be a shot of a green blur getting yanked off the side of the Queensboro Bridge by the force generated by 9.15 tons of falling metal, and that absolutely cracks me up laughing.
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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To celebrate Spider-Man 2's anniversary, I wrote about Ursula. :)
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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90’s
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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Man I woulda loved to have seen 90's animated Spider-Man in Across the Spider-Verse. Just imagine Miles' escape from the Spider society only in the distant background you can hear:
MIIIIIIIIIIIILES! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAARTH
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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ALIEN SYMBIOTES AT THEIR MOST, TERRIFYING, HORRIFYING, FLESH-CRAWLING.
PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on Marvel supervillain Carnage (Cletus Kasady) and his "dad," Venom, anti-hero, and/or "Lethal Protector," c. 1996 & 1995 respectively. Artwork by Peruvian-American artist Boris Vallejo.
Resolution at 1422x1881 & 1265x1943.
Source: www.facebook.com/photo.php/?photo_id=1643137712468974 & X.
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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lotsa-spiders-man · 3 months ago
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VENOM | MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2 (2023)
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