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rare pixolotl is bisexual i can feel it in my veins

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Drew some fellas, might draw the other mains idk

I'm really bad at horror, sorry to disappoint :(

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oh so he working out

Oh so the robot has muscles now

And wires to pull on

Hehe omg

(The feedbacker got a remodle)

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Allso the handle has my name on it :3 this thing was so fun to make

Ooc Post:

Get bowled. Moron.

(Btw the text reads "I think therefore i am. But just how much does a being need to think in order to BE?")

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I live this messed up guy too much I need to be put in jail

He's literally my princess I swear

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$20 🫠

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Oh the WHOLE toy aisle now? Not just the tiny "easily stealable" lego sets but even big plush toys behind fucking glass? A child shopping here does not get to pick out a toy from the shelf and hold it in their little hands and lovingly walk around with it while the grownups are shopping? Why not go the whole nine yards and just sell grey vouchers they exchange for toys out of a bank vault.

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i like to think anya was a fan of space...before going onto tulpar

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MEET THE EMPLOYEES

“A Taste of Eagleland in Monsoon”

Milly Mitchel, the janitor.

They don’t pay her much so in return, she doesn’t do her job well. She spends most of her shift listening to music or playing games on her Nintendo DS.

LIKES: Rhythm games, candy, Russel

DISLIKES: Her job

Russel Abendessen, our protagonist, and cook

Russel really hates this job. One day she started mixing in crushed saltine crackers with the burger meat to save meat, but Bossman thought it to be genius, and gave Russel a “Promotion”. Russel didn’t get a pay raise, only a plushie of the joint’s mascot, Burger Buddy.

LIKES: Eating a nice dinner, money, going to the bar with his coworkers, watching TV, money, Milly, his cat who is named Car Tire

HATES: Burgers.

BOSSMAN, the head cook.

What the fuck is this man’s problem.

LIKES: Money, burgers

DISLIKES: Garden gnomes

Granny Francisca, another cook

Rumor has it she’s the great-granddaughter of the wintersan guy who made the very first burger. She’s not even wintersan, she was born in Spookane.

LIKES: Gardening, sewing, Monsoonian beer

DISLIKES: Russel’s smoking problem

Jimmy Kuznetsov, the cook and order manager

He may look menacing, but he’s actually really nice. But he is still freakishly strong. Sometimes he’ll secretly cook up the leftover burger meat into bone shaped patties, and feed them to his loyal dogs, Bernie, Pip, and Annie

LIKES: His dogs, going to the bar with his coworkers, everything about the city of Monsoon.

DISLIKES: He can’t think of anything he dislikes

Burger buddy, the mascot

OH MY GOD!!! IT’S BURGER BUDDY!!

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MEET THE EMPLOYEES

“A Taste of Eagleland in Monsoon”

Milly Mitchel, the janitor.

They don’t pay her much so in return, she doesn’t do her job well. She spends most of her shift listening to music or playing games on her Nintendo DS.

LIKES: Rhythm games, candy, Russel

DISLIKES: Her job

Russel Abendessen, our protagonist, and cook

Russel really hates this job. One day she started mixing in crushed saltine crackers with the burger meat to save meat, but Bossman thought it to be genius, and gave Russel a “Promotion”. Russel didn’t get a pay raise, only a plushie of the joint’s mascot, Burger Buddy.

LIKES: Eating a nice dinner, money, going to the bar with his coworkers, watching TV, money, Milly, his cat who is named Car Tire

HATES: Burgers.

BOSSMAN, the head cook.

What the fuck is this man’s problem.

LIKES: Money, burgers

DISLIKES: Garden gnomes

Granny Francisca, another cook

Rumor has it she’s the great-granddaughter of the wintersan guy who made the very first burger. She’s not even wintersan, she was born in Spookane.

LIKES: Gardening, sewing, Monsoonian beer

DISLIKES: Russel’s smoking problem

Jimmy Kuznetsov, the cook and order manager

He may look menacing, but he’s actually really nice. But he is still freakishly strong. Sometimes he’ll secretly cook up the leftover burger meat into bone shaped patties, and feed them to his loyal dogs, Bernie, Pip, and Annie

LIKES: His dogs, going to the bar with his coworkers, everything about the city of Monsoon.

DISLIKES: He can’t think of anything he dislikes

Burger buddy, the mascot

OH MY GOD!!! IT’S BURGER BUDDY!!

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There are 3 reasons i use fancy purse

1: dandy selling medkits on early floors

2: im a hoarder

3: letting sprout take alll the tapes they want

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curly talks

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Fuck it. I don't care what the internet thinks.

Have this Gourdcop bodypillow

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Sadly none of my candy had knives in it like those "check your kids halloween candy!!" Videos

No boops?

Was busy trick or treating

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No boops?

Was busy trick or treating

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Tiktok doesnt let me post this thing there so tumblr what do yall feel about this