#discord rp quote

[battleplanet-quotes]

Dan: Among us.

Magnus: Basically.

Noah: DANGANRONPA!

Ajit: YES!

Dan: AHHHH

[thechroniclesoforphic]

Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.

-William Faulkner.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: since there is no average gender, they are mostly equal, i'm genderfluid!

JUNE: see? it works!

[getyourpoisonedcupofcoffee]

@m0niquegibeau This>>>>

I love these screenshots sm

[amorettexoxo]

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite."

- William Shakespeare.

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Dick, returning to the group chat after 10 mins: what happened here Arrio: well… Peter: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Arrio: war? Peter: That’s a great question actually Dick: ah ok carry on boys

[ap0110-and-c0]

man i love discord

[aurkitnarulaoge]

arey, i forgot which character you are.....

i'm yudhisthir......

Nakul Nakul Nakul

[f1endish]

Charles and Eddie walking into where Gary works and its now the fourth divorce settlement of the month between the two:"Is Gary here?"

One of Gary's co-workers:"You know what?"

(Gary jumps out the nearest window)

Gary's co-worker:"He just left."

[janeway-lover]

more abbiel incorrect quotes!

@spine-fairy and @fallen-starmaker

Abby: Good morning! As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Uriel: Abby: :) Uriel:...Please, go back to bed.

Abby: You know what they say, go big or go home. Uriel: I am begging you, Abby. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Abby: Abby: I'm going big.

Alistair: While you were out dating an angel, I studied the blade. Eric: While you were out studying the blade, I dated an angel. Abby: Pfft. Amateurs.

Eric: I told Uriel their ears flush when they lie. Abby: Why? Eric: Watch. Eric: Hey Uriel! Do you love Abby! Uriel, covering their ears: No.

Abby: Are you alright? I don't think you slept at all last night. Uriel: I actually got eight minutes of sleep. Not consecutively, but it's fine.

Uriel: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Abby, I'll kill you. Uriel, chuckling: Sorry, that sounded like a joke. Uriel: I will actually kill you.

Uriel: I wasn't sure what type of chocolate you liked, so I got them all. Abby: Uriel, there are like three hundred boxes here. Uriel: I panicked, okay? Valentine's Day can be very stressful!

Uriel: So, uh, Eric... Eric: Is this the part where you ask me how to tell Abby you're in love with her and want to marry her when you're not even dating my sister yet? Uriel, strangled: Yes? Eric, sighs: You are both idiots. Idiots in love, for sure, but still idiots.

Abby: You're not allowed to fall in love with me, okay? Uriel: Won't be a problem. [One month later] Uriel: There's a problem!

Eric: You're losing a lot of blood. Quick, what's your type? Abby: Wears a bird on their head, shorter than me, sparkly... Eric: Your blood type! Abby: Oh. Uh. Abby: Gold?

Abby: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE VERY HELPFUL AND I LOVE YOU! Uriel: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

Uriel: I can hold the whole world in my hands. Abby: That's impossible. Uriel, cups her cheeks: See? Abby, blushing: I have a reputation to maintain.

Abby: Okay, so get this. Abby: You make ten meals, you're not a cook. Abby: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist. Abby: But you discorporate ONE DEMON-

Abby: You have issues. Uriel: You wouldn't be here if I didn't.

[lucifersresources]

stupid shit said in discord servers part two meme.

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!  

where did i put the moon.

where is the moon?

am i pathetic enough?

demon, leave my nipples alone.

jfk is a werewolf.

jfk is wizard. no a werewolf. no both!

he's not a werewolf, he's a wizard.

adventure time was not on my bingo card.

have you seen the latest gay twitter discourse?

she's borderline toxic, don't encourage her.

at least tie me up if you're going to put me in the corner.

don't fake middle name me.

i'm not coming back till i get an APOLOGY.

do any gay people want to talk while we have long long line

why didn't you tell us about your titanic connection?

otter drama > the folly of man.

ah yes, i'm a moron.

i can't think of one attractive blonde male.

he's gay and mean.

i can't bully you, i have you pencilled in for tomorrow!

i just dreamed you didn't know what a teaspoon was.

me, laugh? :o never o’ omniscient one, not even once my panopticonical overlord

i'm gonna throw you in the ocean.

how to kill a horcrux: Fiendfyre, Basilisk Venom, embarrassment

i found another porn reader!

no you're dead.

be...cause... he looks breedable?

i'm sorry you're covered in nutty creamer.

I personally love when creamers explode on me

don't let blender blades bite

rise of the lost Thems.

he's your type, which is not my type

don't you love hairy titties?

i want him to beat me up.

side note, i'm not getting fired.

[battleplanet-quotes]

Magnus: Ok, now we need a topic.

Ajit: Cd.

Magnus: Cd?

Ajit: C deez nuts.

Magnus: I'm out.

[uno-is-suffering]

assorted doodles feat: - Trains! TWO! - delusioned fae king who is now dick deep in a web of shenanigans who is recuperating from having two weddings objected bc he kidnapped one and the other guy is Ingo, who was a rivalry at first Orphrey wouldn't leave Priya alone cause hurr durr, you are my dead wife reincarnated moment and the fool ended up falling for Ingo as well oh god it started as a joke how did this happen, oh fu - Volo (Redeemed Immortal)(affectionate)

Orphrey and Priya belong to my good buddy @avobaedo Ingo is roleplayed by my friendo @cassiopeias-art / DinoAlly Emmet unfortunately is stuck with yours truly

[oofcentral]

Creepypasta Roleplay Discord Server!

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Imagine this!

• An old school Creepypasta Mansion but with talented writers (aka you!) and less asterisks stuff!

• Friendly staff with extensive years of RPing experiences!

• OCs allowed and obviously encouraged! Even OC relationships x OG pastas!

• MANY roles are open of the OG characters! (Ex; Sally Williams, Slenderman, PINKAMENA, etc etc!)

• And many more!!!

Sadly no tupper bots or anything because we like doing things old school ^^”!

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Now to set the over all scene of the RP itself!

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Deep into the treacherous, dark woods of a Colorado forest; lies a huge Victorian style mansion! It is shrouded in a thick mist and only shows itself to new and or old members of the house! Anyone else? Completely gone! Vanished!

Since we do not have a Slenderman at the moment, we have a specific Eyeless Creature as the current master of the household! Many lookup to him for leadership and to protect everyone from outdoor threats to his family.

Unspoken Ghosts overrun the manor as a type of cleanup crew up, ya know! A maid service! Never have to worry about cleaning up after yourself!

So!

Will you be joining us for dinner then~?

[disneyplusoutofcontext]

Disney+ Out of Context: 1

Obi-Wan: The thought of revenge, the anger, I sense how it constantly consumes you. It's a shame, really. If you could learn to let go, maybe there could possibly be a peaceful solution to this all. Maul: Maybe if you learned to stop being such a stubborn bastard and let go of being alive.

[jadedontaskwhytoo]