#good omens rp

[janeway-lover]

Good, good.

You are an angel sent down to Hell every half-century for a routine checkup. One day, you find it completely remade. It is now a luxury resort without a single scream to be heard. When you confront the Big Man, he simply says "Meh, got bored."

[lower-management]

So, why is Crowley's flat covered in flies, exactly?

Zaid the wrong thing at the wrong time. You know the guy, alwayz runz hiz mouth.

[janeway-lover]

Don't suppose you could help me out with the flies in my fridge...?

x - C

*Sigh.*

Yeah, alright. I'm surprised you don't have any Venus fly traps in that plant collection of yours.

[theangeljimothy]

Looks like I found a page from your diary:

Beelzebub, I love you, Beelzebub, I do. When we're apart my heart beats only for you.

How disgustingly romantic of you, Gabey-baby (bet that's what Bee calls you when nobody's around)

Both @lower-management and I should smite you for such lies. I don't even own a diary!

[rider-on-a-white-horse]

SHE IS NOT THE TYPE FOR VISITING, I DO NOT THINK. IT IS ALL TOO EASY FOR HER TO GET CAUGHT UP IN HER WORK.

BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS. WE CAN FIND A COMPANION FOR YOU. I WOULD BE MORE THAN WILLING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO WEAVE YOUR INFLUENCE TO AVOID THE CREATURE.

MY FRIEND. ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

They perceived the fact that something clean and fresh had entered their cubbyhole. Something on old, old parchment. Something in that swoopy handwriting like no other they’d seen, something Mr. P had been teaching them to read since they were old enough to focus on it.

They paused their music, paused their game (and right before they were about to challenge Sabrina again?), and brought the clean, clean parchment, a thing that had been created before their manifestation, toward them via amorphous sludge picking it up in a sort of hand. They read the message.

They knew that, somehow, Mr. Az could hear them when they spoke to his parchment. They’d never asked why - they figured it had something to do with the nature of him as a being, or perhaps he was just cool like that.

I’mmm hrgh fi- ne. Nothing to wor- worryyy pop pop pop about.

They folded the parchment up, slipped it inside one of their various pockets, with all the rest of the letters they’d ever been sent, turned their music back on, and returned to their game. Time to take down Sabrina - for the hundredth time.

@janeway-lover

[angelcakes-and-asks]

Ballroom Breakups

Aziraphale had always enjoyed parties despite his angelic thoughts. Maybe an angel shouldn't enjoy the loud music, the laughter, and the drama of the night. But she did. Maybe an angel shouldn't enjoy the flirting from the gentleman, but she did.

She had spent her evening so far dancing with a particular lovely man, dark hair and green eyes. Nothing like Crowley.

But then she spotted the demon across the room. Glaring.

Link

[daneecastle]

ALL OF ME

By Kotias and Danee

Drawn by me(Danee)

Yay I finally finished this little comic from Kotias and my shirt fluff rp. It was fun to make and not meant to be in any formal comic style. I just wanted something loose and fun.

Context, in our AU demon's can't say I love you, so when Crowley and Aziraphale go to snog during Maggie and Nina's wedding, they find themselves in a garden next to a small chapel. Crowley thrusts Aziraphale against the outside wall of this chapel, and the magic begins.

I'll probably do more shirts like this but I am working on three major comics soooo if you want to see those join my patreon account.

[crepe-enthusiast]

YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO THINK CROWLEY’S EYES ARE PRETTY!?!

📚“I- UH- UM- I- they are pretty! B-but that doesn’t! I- it’s a compliment that’s all!!”🪽

[fishyfiles]

Hey, uh, you remember that bet I made with my dad?

He called it off. You won’t have to worry about Lucifer trying to intimidate you. I’ll still get you the vodka, if you want, though.

Oh. Okay. Right. Right then.

[angelo-the-angel]

@thedemon-crowley @theangel-aziraphale

Is this the two of you right now?

[rider-on-a-white-horse]

I… may have done an oop-sie.

-third

WHAT DID YOU DO, CHALKY?

[imthebentley]

If you're driving home for Christmas here's some helpful hints to be safe:

- Watch out for ice

- Check your oil before you go

- If you see a black 1933 Bentley stay the hell out of it's way...

[lower-management]

Are you good with riddles?

@theangeljimothy

I'm not good. But I do have zome familiarity with riddlez and I'd zay I can zolve mozt. Why? Got your little bird brain ztuck in a stupid human magazine?

[janeway-lover]

*She pauses, and just for a moment there are tears in the corner of her eyes before she blinks them away.*

No, I didn't sign up to be in charge. I never anticipated that when I became an angel. It wasn't my reason.

*Quickly, she schools her face into a smile.*

Maybe I can clear up the nonsense for both sides. Make things a little more concise.

I am so sorry that Crowley shot you. Are you hurt? I only asked him to throw something soft at you... you know so you'd be surprised and hopefully catch it! I clearly can't trust him to even do that.

- @theangel-aziraphale

It's alright, really. He didn't even hit me - paintball guns are rather loud, and I was able to miracle the paintball away before it hit me.

[theangeljimothy]

Do you guys have a crush on Beelzebub? Why do you keep asking about them??