#dilf!bruce wayne

[koroart]

Decided to draw out how my versions of how SuperBat would look like heh heh ✨

[tvobsessivefanatic]

Alright, so Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, philanthropist, etc. but with his face card and that obviously jacked body, has anyone never asked him to model or maybe star in a movie or some show?

Because Imagine, Bruce, a Vogue model, staring in various famous shows. I can see him as the Ryan Reynolds of DC, if not, he'd definitely be the Mads Mikkelson.

Sticking to Mads Mikkelson part, Bruce would commonly be casted as a villain. It's his own form of therapy, makes him think of living the life of what he could've been If he choose crime rather than crime fighting.

Not to mention he would be well known around the younger audience as the face of the "DILF" category.

I know damn well he would be famous among the action film industry with his incredible delivery in action scenes.

[bruciemilf]

Robert Pattinson voted "Sexiest First-Time Dad" and I sprinted to Battinson HQ to deliver the news 🏃💨

I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!

[littlefankingdom]

Good news everyone: the cis straight guys, that would let Bruce smash, want baby Dick Grayson in the movies as much as us! Saw one of them saying he will burn down the theater if the next Batman's movie doesn't start with the Graysons dying.

[elite4steffi]

I’m reading Wayne Family Adventures for the plot I swear

[superbat-love]

Batman’s look of surprise and intrigue at Old Man Superman’s appearance

[sunriseranb0w]

World Finest DILFs, and you can’t deny it.

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

Dude, are you drunk?

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

I hope Nightwing doesn't see this tweet.

 

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

Come on, he's still a kid. What could he do?  

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

It's official. You're stupid.

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[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

Jesus am I doing the right thing by putting forty years old!virgin!Bruce Wayne on my fic?

I think I am.

[zacksnydered]

BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES 2023 ‧ Starbite, CRC Payne

[vanillabean-97]

I have a mildly spicy Superbattinson drawing I’m too scared to post on here but you can view the full pic on my Twitter 🙈

https://twitter.com/nilladoodles/status/1648850210104410113?s=46&t=UOyrQaiRxihmTmBO5mPMNg

[frownyalfred]

My mon always said that Bruce wayne of ben affleck was the most handsome, when I was younger and I watched bvs the movie I didn´t liked him, but now that Im older..oh god he is so dilf, brrrrr I love old sexy man

He has just enough DILF energy to be wildly sexy while also technically having 0 children who are alive and/or talking to him.

[bruciemilf]

Y'all don't understand how much I want Harley to take Bruce on his first gay club experience. He's sheepish, unsure, playing with the strings of this corset she shoved him Into.

"So, bi or rainbow eyeshadow? Trans? Pan? Ace? Lesbian? Just trying to get the right thing here."

" Pink."

A snap of fingers, pleased, " Never thought I'd say this, but impeccable taste."

" You had a green mohawk and purple shorts last month."

" I was in a dark place. Now chop chop. We have a loooot of free drinks waiting for us."

Now just picture Bruce, sipping on a strawberry vodka cocktail, dressed in a nirvana crop top, matching shorts with fishnets beneath, all pretty on his stool.

He's info dumping about Gray Ghost lore to a bunch of leather daddies.

Harley's having a great night.

[littlefankingdom]

Today's shower's thought: Brucie Wayne is a pokemon that evolves from playboy to dilf when given the item "child" (Dick Grayson)